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Chapter 141
Chapter 141
The next morning, Meng Zhe brought Song Jiang to the library. When Old Xu saw him, he said with a smile, "Xiao Song, if you don't come to work again, you will exhaust little Ah Fu to death!"
Song Jiang scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I'm sorry, Uncle Xu, you and Ah Fu have worked hard during this time."
At this time, a voice came from below, "Isn't it me who you said was embarrassed? You haven't come in this period of time, and I did all the work in the museum alone!"
Song Jiang lowered his head when he heard the sound, and saw the little Ah Fu looking at him vigorously. Don't look at this little guy, although he looks like a baby of a few years old, he is actually a bookworm who has lived for hundreds of years, so he Every time I talk to myself, I always look old-fashioned...
"How about... how about I treat you to ice cream as compensation?!" Song Jiang knelt down and said.
As soon as Ah Fu heard this, he stretched out his chubby little hand and said, "At least 5!"
"Deal!" Song Jiang said with a smile.After he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered that Ah Fu had bragged to himself that he had seen Bai Ze in a book, saying that he was a monster with a dragon head, green hair and horns... But Bai Ze's real body is obviously white, okay? !
So he raised his hand and flicked Ah Fu's head and said, "Didn't you say that Bai Ze is a monster with a dragon's head, green hair and horns? But he is clearly white all over, and looks like a lion, okay?!"
Ah Fu rubbed his forehead that was sore from the bullet and said, "But that's clearly written in the book, and I haven't seen it! I regret it now, I want 10 ice creams!"
"How can you sit on the ground and raise the price!" Song Jiang said amusedly.
Ah Fu said dissatisfiedly, "Who told you to flick my head? You are disrespecting the old and loving the young!"
Song Jiang heard the same thing when he heard it, and this little thing took all of them, so he thought he was unlucky and said, "OK, ok... 10 is 10, let's make an agreement first, and the price can't be raised, otherwise I won’t buy any of them for you!”
When Old Xu saw him, he hurriedly told Song Jiang, "I can only buy one for him a day! This guy has a straight intestine, and if he eats too much, he will become thinner easily..."
A Fu was sitting on the steps outside the library, eating the ice cream in his hand with relish, thinking to himself that Song Jiang, this silly boy, is really easy to deceive, and he is much easier to get along with than the old fox of old boss Xu.
Who and At this time, a black shadow suddenly stood in front of him. He looked up and found that the person who came was actually the "dragon-headed, green-haired and horned" Bai Ze in his mouth. He wondered if that kid Song Jiang had talked with him He said something, so he deliberately pretended to be cute and said, "Master Bai Ze!"
Bai Ze glanced at the bookworm who was eating ice cream, and said with emotion, "Even bookworms don't like to eat books these days. The world is really going downhill, and people's hearts are not old!"
Ah Fu was scolded in a daze, thinking, why don't I just eat an ice cream?Why is it that people are not old?That kid Song Jiang must have sued me! !Besides, who doesn't like ice cream! ?
After Bai Ze entered the door, he caught a glimpse of Song Jiang's figure, but he didn't seem surprised at all. He just smiled and said, "Xiao Song is back to work?"
Song Jiang said with some embarrassment, "I was bothering you some time ago..."
After hearing this, Bai Ze waved his hands and said, "We are so familiar, so you don't need to be so polite."
The reason why Bai Ze chose to come here during the day is because he received a call from Meng Zhe in the morning to discuss how to help Jin Zhaokai make up his head... and the professional that Meng Zhe talked about seems to have some friendship with Bai Ze .
When Song Jiang heard that there are really professionals who can repair people's heads in this world, he said in surprise, "What an amazing doctor!?"
But Bai Ze shook his head and said, "She's not a doctor, and she never treats humans..."
It turned out that the professional Meng Zhe was talking about was named Gu Sanniang. It is said that she has the ability to regenerate severed limbs, so it is not a problem to repair a small skull... But the problem is that Gu Sanniang has a surly temper and is particularly annoying Humanity.
When Song Jiang heard this, he asked curiously, "Then what is Gu Sanniang...?"
Bai Ze smiled and explained, "It's a ghost...but she's not an ordinary ghost, has Mrs. Bone heard of it?"
After hearing this, Song Jiang passed the four of Mrs. Bone to his mouth lightly, and then suddenly realized, "Bone Demon?! Wasn't she beaten to death by Monkey King?"
Old Xu shook his head and said, "That's artistic processing, but it is said that Gu Sanniang is indeed the prototype of Mrs. Bone in Journey to the West, but the content of the story was created and reprocessed by Wu Chengen."
Bai Ze said a funny thing when he heard this, "Gu Sanniang was beaten to death by a monkey in Journey to the West, and almost chased him to the Yin Division to find Wu Chengen's theory, so in front of her, Journey to the West and You can't even mention monkeys..."
After Song Jiang heard this, he felt that Mrs. Bone was not easy to get along with, so he said worriedly, "Then can she repair Jin Zhaokai's skull?"
Bai Ze shook his head and said, "It's definitely not good to say it... It's okay to find an excuse to ask her for a raw bone pill."
"What is raw bone pill?" Song Jiang asked curiously.
"It is an elixir that can regenerate severed limbs. It is said that mortals can regenerate the bones of the whole body after taking it, like a new life... Not only that, what old cold legs, arthritis, femoral head necrosis, a rule Good." Bai Ze said like a treasure.
Song Jiang said with a look of shock, "It would be a blessing for mankind if this kind of panacea is mass-produced!"
Unexpectedly, Bai Ze waved his hand and said, "Don't even think about it... Didn't I say that? Gu Sanniang hates humans so much, if humans use her raw bone pills, she probably won't get even a single hair."
Afterwards, Bai Ze and Meng Zhe discussed it, and decided that Bai Ze would be the one to set up a bridge that night, and take him and Song Jiang to meet the bone lady. It should be no problem to ask her for a raw bone list based on the reputation of the white tiger god. Big, besides, in this circle, who hasn't begged someone? !
When eating at noon, Song Jiang asked Meng Zhe curiously, "This Gu Sanniang is a ghost, and Shen Mei is also a ghost, why the people in the underworld dare not arrest Gu Sanniang's soul, but they refuse to let Shen Mei go? "
After hearing this, Meng Zhe said with a look on your face that you were still too young, "This bone Sanniang is a real ghost, but she is an old ghost from the Sui Dynasty... and strictly speaking, she is not an ordinary ghost, but It's a corpse."
"Then isn't she a cannibal?!" Song Jiang asked with a look of horror.
Meng Zhe smirked and said, "I don't know if I will eat it now, but I definitely did it in the past..."
As soon as Song Jiang heard it, he immediately said that he would not go at night, "If the bone lady sees that I am a human being, it will not be good if it affects her mood."
Continue for one more...
(End of this chapter)
The next morning, Meng Zhe brought Song Jiang to the library. When Old Xu saw him, he said with a smile, "Xiao Song, if you don't come to work again, you will exhaust little Ah Fu to death!"
Song Jiang scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I'm sorry, Uncle Xu, you and Ah Fu have worked hard during this time."
At this time, a voice came from below, "Isn't it me who you said was embarrassed? You haven't come in this period of time, and I did all the work in the museum alone!"
Song Jiang lowered his head when he heard the sound, and saw the little Ah Fu looking at him vigorously. Don't look at this little guy, although he looks like a baby of a few years old, he is actually a bookworm who has lived for hundreds of years, so he Every time I talk to myself, I always look old-fashioned...
"How about... how about I treat you to ice cream as compensation?!" Song Jiang knelt down and said.
As soon as Ah Fu heard this, he stretched out his chubby little hand and said, "At least 5!"
"Deal!" Song Jiang said with a smile.After he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered that Ah Fu had bragged to himself that he had seen Bai Ze in a book, saying that he was a monster with a dragon head, green hair and horns... But Bai Ze's real body is obviously white, okay? !
So he raised his hand and flicked Ah Fu's head and said, "Didn't you say that Bai Ze is a monster with a dragon's head, green hair and horns? But he is clearly white all over, and looks like a lion, okay?!"
Ah Fu rubbed his forehead that was sore from the bullet and said, "But that's clearly written in the book, and I haven't seen it! I regret it now, I want 10 ice creams!"
"How can you sit on the ground and raise the price!" Song Jiang said amusedly.
Ah Fu said dissatisfiedly, "Who told you to flick my head? You are disrespecting the old and loving the young!"
Song Jiang heard the same thing when he heard it, and this little thing took all of them, so he thought he was unlucky and said, "OK, ok... 10 is 10, let's make an agreement first, and the price can't be raised, otherwise I won’t buy any of them for you!”
When Old Xu saw him, he hurriedly told Song Jiang, "I can only buy one for him a day! This guy has a straight intestine, and if he eats too much, he will become thinner easily..."
A Fu was sitting on the steps outside the library, eating the ice cream in his hand with relish, thinking to himself that Song Jiang, this silly boy, is really easy to deceive, and he is much easier to get along with than the old fox of old boss Xu.
Who and At this time, a black shadow suddenly stood in front of him. He looked up and found that the person who came was actually the "dragon-headed, green-haired and horned" Bai Ze in his mouth. He wondered if that kid Song Jiang had talked with him He said something, so he deliberately pretended to be cute and said, "Master Bai Ze!"
Bai Ze glanced at the bookworm who was eating ice cream, and said with emotion, "Even bookworms don't like to eat books these days. The world is really going downhill, and people's hearts are not old!"
Ah Fu was scolded in a daze, thinking, why don't I just eat an ice cream?Why is it that people are not old?That kid Song Jiang must have sued me! !Besides, who doesn't like ice cream! ?
After Bai Ze entered the door, he caught a glimpse of Song Jiang's figure, but he didn't seem surprised at all. He just smiled and said, "Xiao Song is back to work?"
Song Jiang said with some embarrassment, "I was bothering you some time ago..."
After hearing this, Bai Ze waved his hands and said, "We are so familiar, so you don't need to be so polite."
The reason why Bai Ze chose to come here during the day is because he received a call from Meng Zhe in the morning to discuss how to help Jin Zhaokai make up his head... and the professional that Meng Zhe talked about seems to have some friendship with Bai Ze .
When Song Jiang heard that there are really professionals who can repair people's heads in this world, he said in surprise, "What an amazing doctor!?"
But Bai Ze shook his head and said, "She's not a doctor, and she never treats humans..."
It turned out that the professional Meng Zhe was talking about was named Gu Sanniang. It is said that she has the ability to regenerate severed limbs, so it is not a problem to repair a small skull... But the problem is that Gu Sanniang has a surly temper and is particularly annoying Humanity.
When Song Jiang heard this, he asked curiously, "Then what is Gu Sanniang...?"
Bai Ze smiled and explained, "It's a ghost...but she's not an ordinary ghost, has Mrs. Bone heard of it?"
After hearing this, Song Jiang passed the four of Mrs. Bone to his mouth lightly, and then suddenly realized, "Bone Demon?! Wasn't she beaten to death by Monkey King?"
Old Xu shook his head and said, "That's artistic processing, but it is said that Gu Sanniang is indeed the prototype of Mrs. Bone in Journey to the West, but the content of the story was created and reprocessed by Wu Chengen."
Bai Ze said a funny thing when he heard this, "Gu Sanniang was beaten to death by a monkey in Journey to the West, and almost chased him to the Yin Division to find Wu Chengen's theory, so in front of her, Journey to the West and You can't even mention monkeys..."
After Song Jiang heard this, he felt that Mrs. Bone was not easy to get along with, so he said worriedly, "Then can she repair Jin Zhaokai's skull?"
Bai Ze shook his head and said, "It's definitely not good to say it... It's okay to find an excuse to ask her for a raw bone pill."
"What is raw bone pill?" Song Jiang asked curiously.
"It is an elixir that can regenerate severed limbs. It is said that mortals can regenerate the bones of the whole body after taking it, like a new life... Not only that, what old cold legs, arthritis, femoral head necrosis, a rule Good." Bai Ze said like a treasure.
Song Jiang said with a look of shock, "It would be a blessing for mankind if this kind of panacea is mass-produced!"
Unexpectedly, Bai Ze waved his hand and said, "Don't even think about it... Didn't I say that? Gu Sanniang hates humans so much, if humans use her raw bone pills, she probably won't get even a single hair."
Afterwards, Bai Ze and Meng Zhe discussed it, and decided that Bai Ze would be the one to set up a bridge that night, and take him and Song Jiang to meet the bone lady. It should be no problem to ask her for a raw bone list based on the reputation of the white tiger god. Big, besides, in this circle, who hasn't begged someone? !
When eating at noon, Song Jiang asked Meng Zhe curiously, "This Gu Sanniang is a ghost, and Shen Mei is also a ghost, why the people in the underworld dare not arrest Gu Sanniang's soul, but they refuse to let Shen Mei go? "
After hearing this, Meng Zhe said with a look on your face that you were still too young, "This bone Sanniang is a real ghost, but she is an old ghost from the Sui Dynasty... and strictly speaking, she is not an ordinary ghost, but It's a corpse."
"Then isn't she a cannibal?!" Song Jiang asked with a look of horror.
Meng Zhe smirked and said, "I don't know if I will eat it now, but I definitely did it in the past..."
As soon as Song Jiang heard it, he immediately said that he would not go at night, "If the bone lady sees that I am a human being, it will not be good if it affects her mood."
Continue for one more...
(End of this chapter)
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