I, the mastermind behind the scenes at Soubu High, refuse to be caught in a bloodbath.

My name is Himekoji Haruto, and I am the student council president of Soubu High School, a private school in Chiba Prefecture. I have a childhood friend who grew up in my family. Her name is Touma Kazusa, and she is good at playing the piano.
I have a young teacher, Shizuka Hiratsuka, who is always causing me trouble and creating problems at work. She is willing to sacrifice herself to make Yukino Yukinoshita's Service Club a success, but what's even more interesting is that we meet at a secret matchmaking event.
I control a student council that's a mix of popular guys, sadistic crossdressers, emotionless maids, harem kings, and upperclassmen with beautiful legs in black stockings, but most of the time we're thinking about how to cause trouble at school.
I have a classmate named Yukino Yukinoshita sitting next to me. She speaks good English, but she has a lot of character issues. I always have to save her when she's in trouble, which is really annoying.
I also have a flat-chested Italian mother who seems to never grow up. If it weren't for the fact that we have the same hair color, I might wonder how someone as petite as her could have given birth to someone so tall.
I'm not some cute anime protagonist whose only redeeming quality is being kind. I conquer you all with my hardcore charm, though I don't seem to realize it myself.