I, the mastermind behind the scenes at Soubu High, refuse to be caught in a bloodbath.

I, the mastermind behind the scenes of Soubu High, refuse to be caught in a bloodbath. ⊙ Lucifer's Priestess

My name is Himekoji Haruto, and I am the student council president of Soubu High School, a private school in Chiba Prefecture. I have a childhood friend who grew up in my family. Her name is Touma Kazusa, and she is good at playing the piano.

I have a young teacher, Shizuka Hiratsuka, who is always causing me trouble and creating problems at work. She is willing to sacrifice herself to make Yukino Yukinoshita's Service Club a success, but what's even more interesting is that we meet at a secret matchmaking event.

I control a student council that's a mix of popular guys, sadistic crossdressers, emotionless maids, harem kings, and upperclassmen with beautiful legs in black stockings, but most of the time we're thinking about how to cause trouble at school.

I have a classmate named Yukino Yukinoshita sitting next to me. She speaks good English, but she has a lot of character issues. I always have to save her when she's in trouble, which is really annoying.

I also have a flat-chested Italian mother who seems to never grow up. If it weren't for the fact that we have the same hair color, I might wonder how someone as petite as her could have given birth to someone so tall.

I'm not some cute anime protagonist whose only redeeming quality is being kind. I conquer you all with my hardcore charm, though I don't seem to realize it myself.

① The student council president should bend the law for personal gain.

Chapter 001 After the confusion, [Himekoji Haruto] felt a bit sore in the back.

When she opened her eyes, she saw an unfamiliar ceiling, but Ji Xiaolu could still vaguely tell that she was in a high-class hotel. She didn't know what had gotten into that woman last night, but she suddenly pulled her down from the performance area and ordered drinks to have with her without saying a word.

Yes, I should have been a guest pianist at the bar last night, hoping to earn some drinks—even though I'm not short of money.

Still not fully conscious, Himekoji Haruto rolled his eyes. He was only 17 years old and not old enough to drink alcohol. He had told that woman several times, but she just wouldn't listen. Ugh... his head hurts.

Her name is Touma Yoko, and she is the mother of her childhood friend Touma Kazusa. This beautiful pianist with neatly trimmed short hair has spent a lot of money maintaining her body. Every part of her looks and feels like that of a woman in her early twenties. A beauty mark at the corner of her eye makes her even more charming.

"What...it's already dawn? My head hurts..."

Yoko's voice came from near his chest, which was covered by the blanket, and Haruto felt his headache getting worse.

“Sister Yaozi, if my mom finds out about this, she’ll definitely kill you. No, I think she’ll kill me too.”

Ji Xiaolu sighed, reached into the blankets and touched Touma Youko's carefully styled hair. He was already imagining how his usually gentle mother, who would become extremely violent when it came to Youko, would tear them to pieces.

"What does it matter... anyway, we've already done what we should and shouldn't have done."

"It's a huge deal... ah... my head hurts so much, after all, last night was my first time."

"Oh, congratulations on becoming an adult. Hey, didn't I already say that last night?"

Ms. Yoko's tone was very casual. In fact, the reason she slept with Himekoji Haruto was very simple. First, because her boyfriend, or rather, her ex-boyfriend, dumped her, and she was feeling depressed after drinking at a bar last night. Second, she happened to see her nemesis's son and, out of a desire for revenge, dragged him to bed.

"I'm saying..."

Just as Ji Xiaolu was about to speak, Miss Youzi interrupted her again—"What else is there to say? Your old mother will at most whine and cry a few times while biting her handkerchief. What else does she want? There are still a few hours before checkout. You're so young, we should be able to come back a few more times without any problem, right?"

"..."

Ji Xiaolu was speechless for a moment. He felt that he now understood why his mother hated this woman so much.

"Hello, oh yes, that's right, room 2211, could you please bring up a box of condoms, preferably the ultra-thin blueberry flavor? What? How many? A three-pack, please?"

Because she found that the condoms she brought last night were all used up after rummaging through them, Miss Youzi picked up the inner chatterbox by the bed and ordered one from the front desk. Her still beautiful breasts swayed in front of Himekoji as she hung up.

Yoko-neechan, who's older than me, is amazing!

"I'm sorry, it would be too embarrassing for me to be pregnant at my age, so I'll have to trouble you."

After receiving the TT, Yoko childishly made a face at herself.

Touma Yoko divorced her husband shortly after her daughter was born, then remarried but divorced again. Since then, she has been living a nomadic life without a fixed address. Now 35 years old, her beloved daughter Touma Kazusa lived in Himekoji's house for a long time. Their mothers were once best friends who could talk about anything, but now they are almost sworn enemies.

The school that Himekoji Haruto attends is called Chiba Prefectural Private Soubu High School. In his memory, this is the school that Hikigaya Hachiman and Yukino Yukinoshita attended. Moreover, it was originally a municipal school, not a private one. In addition to these main characters, there are also Touma Kazusa, Kitahara Haruki, Shinomiya Kyoya, Shidou Mariya, Aki Tomoya, and many others who attend the same school. In order to gain a place among these natural protagonists, Himekoji Haruto used some tricks to become the student council president. If the original student council president hadn't transferred schools in an emergency, he might not have been able to become the student council president.

After finishing, Ji Xiaolu took several showers before daring to return home. Under her mother's tearful attack of biting her handkerchief, she finally managed to hold back from revealing her sister Youzi's identity. Then, her mother forced her to practice the Chinese flute for five hours before she was allowed to eat.

Day two.

"That's a demon... My back hurts so much... I forgot that the needs of older women can be just as terrible."

With a sore back, Ji Xiaolu sat in the student council office processing today's documents. It was the second week of the semester, and he had just been officially appointed student council president last Friday. He quickly used his authority to kick out several incompetent, sycophantic individuals and bring in a few new people, one of whom was...

"President, you seem to have said something quite remarkable just now."

Dressed in women's clothing and using the polite language of a young lady, Kidou Mariya stood behind and chuckled, covering her lips slightly.

"Forget about it. Also, can you explain to me what this Service Department is all about?"

Himekoji knew perfectly well what the Service Club was. It was the club that Yukino Yukinoshita, who was in the same class as her, planned to create. However, if the rules were strictly followed, one person could not create a club of this caliber. It required at least three people to create a "club". Even if the advisor teacher in charge, Shizuka Hiratsuka, counted as one, there was still one person missing.

"The club's founder is Yukino Yukinoshita. When she first entered the school, she was touted as the most beautiful girl in the entire school. However, this title was quickly overshadowed by the momentum created by the third-year student Utaha Kasumigaoka's fan club. In addition, Yukina Ogiso also has many supporters. Finally, although I'm not bragging, I'm quite popular too."

Kido Mariya continued to chuckle, her laughter now truly melodious and captivating. However, Himekoji knew perfectly well that this guy was a boy! His sister in Class 1-F was the girl!

"Of course I know that. Do you have any other information?"

Ji Xiaolu picked up the pen and spun it rapidly between his right hands several times, and a plan slowly took shape in his mind.

Of course, he wasn't very interested in Yukino Yukinoshita or Yui Yuigahama. No matter how much the other students raved about it, in his eyes, Shizuka Hiratsuka was the real beauty, just like he was willing to sleep with Yoko Touma. However, almost half of his high school life had passed, and Shizuka Hiratsuka still didn't have much interaction with him.

Author's Note:

PS: The current manuscript has 28 words, and it is expected to be updated with 10 words after it is released.

Chapter 002 Suddenly, [Yukino Yukinoshita] made a naive request.

"Furthermore, Miss Yukinoshita comes from an extraordinary family. My advice in this matter is to turn a blind eye."

Ju also offered her own advice. Her current position is the vice president of the student council. She was originally an executive committee member, but was promoted after Himekoji became the full president.

"Speaking of family background, not to mention me, even you don't need to give her face, right? I admit that her father has some influence in the local area, but that's all."

Is family background something only Miss Yukinoshita possesses? Does every transmigrator start as a self-made protagonist? Nonsense. The Gidou family is a famous conglomerate, and they even bring maids to school. Himekoji is also a long-standing noble family in Japan, and at least his branch has always maintained considerable strength. His mother's side has considerable influence in Austria and Italy. From childhood to adulthood, Himekoji has had very few situations where she had to curry favor with others.

"President, you're joking."

Although Himekoji was telling the truth, Mariya still deliberately remained polite.

"Let me see. The department I applied for is the innermost room on the 6th floor of the special building... The advisor is Ms. Hiratsuka Shizuka. Okay, Ms. Hiratsuka Shizuka, I'll go find her now. You can take care of the rest of the miscellaneous tasks for now."

Himekoji took away Yukinoshita's application form and let Mariya sit in the student council president's seat to handle the remaining affairs for him. The vice president who was promoted before had no real ability except to be a sycophant, but Mariya was fully capable of being the student council president, which was why Himekoji felt at ease entrusting the affairs to her.

Members of the student leadership team of Zongwu High School this year:

President: Himekoji Haruto (in order to join the main character's team)

Vice President: Kido Mariya (purely due to outstanding personal abilities)

Secretary: Touma Kazusa (she was practically forced into the role by Yoko)

Accountant: Shioji Jasmine (purely because she loves money, and incidentally also wants to serve Mariya)

Chairman of the Board of Supervisors: Hayato Hayama (Outstanding personal abilities)

Executive Committee Chairman: Currently vacant

Disciplinary Committee Chairman: Shinomiya Kyoya (I am purely the protagonist)

It's the beginning of the second week of the second year of high school. Normally, clubs should have been created in the first year of high school. The reason why Yukinoshita hasn't created a club yet is simple: the previous president, Shiromaru, never approved Yukinoshita's application. Now that Shiromaru has transferred schools, Himekoji has become the president. Upon learning this news, Yukinoshita has to try her luck.

As the student council president, the first thing to familiarize himself with is the offices of all the teachers, the department heads, and the chairman of the board. The Japanese literature teacher's office is a place that Himekoji longs for because his favorite female teacher, Hiratsuka Shizuka, is there.

Upon entering the office, Himeko immediately spotted Hiratsuka Shizuka meticulously grading student essays. However, she still had a lit Seven Stars cigarette between her right fingers. Seriously, Ms. Hiratsuka, could you please not smoke indoors?!

"Hello, Ms. Hiratsuka Shizuka."

"Oh, hello, who do we have here? It's the student council president. What brings you here today?"

She looked up at herself, casually took a drag of her cigarette, then crossed her legs, her white coat draped casually under the chair.

"Don't be so blunt," Himekoji said, placing Yukinoshita's application on her desk. "I came here mainly for this matter."

"Ducks, ducks, is that really what it is?"

Upon seeing the application, Hiratsuka Shizuka felt a headache coming on. She stubbed out her cigarette, which was less than half-smoked, and gently rubbed her temples with one hand on her forehead.

"As a teacher, you must know that to apply for a department, you need at least five people, and even to apply for a hobby club, you need at least three. So I would like to ask your opinion on this matter?"

Please have a seat.

Hiratsuka Shizuka pointed to an empty swivel chair behind Himekoji. It clearly belonged to one of the teachers, but since that teacher wasn't there, it was fine for her to sit there.

“Actually…” Hiratsuka Shizuka suddenly changed her expression, becoming one of deep compassion, as if she was about to cry. She grabbed Himekoji’s hands with both of them and said sincerely, “That child has very serious personality flaws. As his educator, I cannot abandon him. So… I beg you!”

"...It doesn't work on me no matter what you do, the rules are the rules."

It actually worked quite well; if she persisted a little longer, Himekoji would give up, but she couldn't lose in words.

"Tch! How unlovable." Hiratsuka Shizuka instantly withdrew her hand, then crossed her legs, flicked her hair, and said, "So, there's no room for negotiation?"

"Even with you as the consultant, there are only two of us now, and your presence is quite ambiguous. Whether you count or not is up to me. Perhaps you are asked by someone to help her, but I'm sorry, I can't approve it for now. Of course, if you can find two other candidates immediately, I think I have no reason to refuse."

Ji Xiaolu slightly pushed up her square-framed glasses, adopting a negotiating posture.

"Why don't you join too? It's a club founded by the famous beautiful girl Yukino Yukinoshita," Shizuka Hiratsuka said with a smile, holding up a finger and waving it. "It should be very attractive to boys your age, right? And if you, as the student council president, join, even more people will definitely become interested in this club."

"Unfortunately, I wasn't interested in Yukinoshita, and besides, she was my classmate and deskmate, so I could see her all the time and didn't need to grovel and do odd jobs for her."

With her fingers interlocked and gently pressed against her lower abdomen, Himekoji was not impressed by Hiratsuka Shizuka's suggestion.

"Oh... this is really a troublesome matter."

Hiratsuka Shizuka opened a can of beer, gulped down a few mouthfuls, and slammed it down on the table.

"If I were to join, it wouldn't be out of the question..."

"So what are the conditions?"

As someone who had been through it all, Hiratsuka Shizuka immediately understood Himekoji's subtext.

"Are you really willing to go to such lengths as to make deals with other students for the sake of such a student?"

Ji Xiaolu asked the question knowing the answer already.

"I can't help it, she's that guy's sister after all. Ugh, so annoying."

Hiratsuka Shizuka scratched her hair roughly, then gently blew on her fingers, which were covered with a tiny bit of hair.

"Well, adults have their own difficulties too..."

Himekoji still showed no sign of backing down, and the negotiations continued. Meanwhile, the instigator, Yukinoshita, was anxiously awaiting the verdict in the classroom, completely unaware of how much Hiratsuka Shizuka had worried about her.