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Chapter 327 Toilet God
Chapter 327 Toilet God
After Song Jiang's persuasion, Gu Hao finally reluctantly agreed to help, and he said to Song Jiang with a look of admiration, "Okay, these babies are really lucky, to meet such a candy chocolate like you, you are downstairs Wait for me for a while...I will find a way to bring them all out."
"Who is Sugar Chocolate!" Song Jiang said with a funny face.
After they came downstairs, Zhou Shiwu sent Li Wan to the car first, then turned around and said to Song Jiang and the others, "I'll take Xiao Wan back to my second aunt's house first, and call me if you have anything to do."
Song Jiang nodded and said, "Success, you go first!"
After Zhou Shiwu left, Song Jiang and the others sat in the car and waited for Gu Hao who was going to collect the baby spirit... Deng Kai leaned on his posture and looked at the hospital building with normal power, and said with emotion, "Zhao Xun's family is really vicious, it's nothing more than being cruel to outsiders, but it's also so cruel to his own daughter-in-law... No wonder Gao Ning has so much resentment in his heart."
Song Jiang was very puzzled and said, "Why do people still pay so much attention to having boys and girls? If everyone only gave birth to boys, wouldn't human beings become extinct long ago?"
Meng Zhe looked at the dark night outside the window and said in a deep voice, "The balance of yin and yang has been fixed since ancient times...human intervention will definitely disrupt this balance, and the only ones who will be unlucky in the end will be humans themselves."
At this moment, Song Jiang suddenly remembered the purple light that blocked them on the fourth floor, so he quickly asked Meng Zhe, "By the way, who was that woman on the fourth floor who could only hear voices but not see? Why? Hiding away and refusing to show up?"
After Meng Zhe heard this, he looked towards the direction of the hospital building and said, "She...? There is a reason why she didn't show her real body. That little fairy was a beautiful woman before she was alive, and she married the most powerful man at that time. It's a pity that the man's real body The room could not accommodate her, so after the death of the man, the woman was executed in an extremely cruel way, and finally her body was thrown into the toilet. God saw that the woman was too pitiful, and sealed her as a toilet god after her death bit."
"There is also a fairy in charge of the toilet?!" Deng Kai, who was eating melons, said with surprise on his face.
Song Jiang said thoughtfully, "So she doesn't want to see people with her true colors because she is a toilet god?"
After hearing this, Deng Kai waved his index finger and said, "No, no, no... You missed the point. Brother Meng said that women were beautiful when they were alive, but when they died, they were punished by the big house, and then they threw the body into the toilet... What do you think she looks like now?"
Song Jiang suddenly realized, "So it's because of this reason... that's why she helped Gao Ning who was also crushed under the toilet? Does this toilet god have a name in history?"
Meng Zhe smiled and said, "Of course there is. Her name is Mrs. Qi, and she was once the concubine of Han Gaozu Liu Bang...and the person who killed her was Liu Bang's wife, the famous Lu Zhi." Meng Zhe said Here he looked at Song Jiang with a smirk and said, "You are so interested in Mrs. Qi...how about I call her out for you to meet?"
Song Jiang quickly shook his head and said, "No need... Since the fairy sister doesn't want to see us, she must have her reasons, so don't bother others."
Deng Kai on the side laughed and said, "Fortunately, that toilet god didn't come out to meet you... Otherwise, it will definitely become a nightmare for your life."
A few people were chatting when they saw Gu Hao walking out of the hospital building with a black cloth bag in his hand. After he got in the car, he pushed the cloth bag to Song Jiang and said, "Your poor little fellows are all inside, I'm here I just told Zhao Xun that I will send them all to Lingchan Temple tomorrow, so you can take them home tonight."
Song Jiang looked at the cloth bag and asked in disbelief, "Just such a cloth bag can hold everything?"
But Gu Hao warned him, "Don't open it, and don't damage my universe bag..."
As soon as Deng Kai heard it, he asked curiously, "Just this rag to return the Qiankun bag?" After finishing speaking, he wanted to reach out to touch it, but Gu Hao beat him back and said, "Don't touch it...the baby spirit was released. Just let them all go home with you!"
Deng Kai rubbed his hand and snorted softly, "Tch, what's so great... If you don't touch it, don't touch it."
But at this moment, Meng Zhe in the back seat said in a deep voice, "These baby spirits can't go back with us at night, you forgot that we have a ghost Alice in our house? If she sees these baby spirits, we have to find a way." You can't eat it all."
"It's okay... don't you still have you!?" Song Jiang said with a smile,
But Meng Zhe glared at him and said, "I don't have time to stare at such a burden all night..."
Seeing that Meng Zhe couldn't make sense, Song Jiang had no choice but to put his palms together and look at Gu Hao, blinking and said, "Master Gu..."
Gu Hao immediately rolled his eyes and said, "I'm only responsible for catching! I can't do all the dirty and tiring work by myself?!"
After kicking the ball a few times, the burden finally fell into the hands of the unlucky Deng Kai. After sending Song Jiang and Meng Zhe home, he looked at the burden in his hands with a sad face, feeling very helpless He said to Gu Hao beside him, "Are you sure it's okay to put this thing here?"
Gu Hao said with a nonchalant smile, "As long as you don't open it, nothing will happen..."
"What if you accidentally opened it?" Deng Kai asked tentatively.
Gu Hao shrugged his shoulders and said, "It doesn't matter if you open it, at most, you will meet a little...an affair."
When Deng Kai heard this, he immediately regained his spirits, "If you bring the baby spirit home, can you still have an affair? Who are you going to lie to?"
Gu Hao laughed dryly after hearing this, "Who lied to you, what is the greatest wish of these infant spirits?"
Deng Kai thought for a while and said, "Reincarnation...?"
"Almost, what are the procedures for reincarnation?" Gu Hao continued to ask with raised eyebrows.
Deng Kai pursed his lips and said, "Where would I know, I don't remember anything before reincarnation."
Gu Hao looked at him with a speechless face and said, "Your father and mother don't matter... Can you come to this world?!"
Deng Kai realized instantly, "Oh... forget it then, I don't want to be a father so early."
Gu Hao snorted softly, "It's beautiful to think about it... Babies reincarnated like this are basically unable to be born. Even if they are lucky enough to be born, they will die young."
After hearing this, Deng Kai looked at the baggage in his hand with some fear, then grabbed Gu Hao and said, "No, you should go home with me tonight! Otherwise, I won't be appointed by that wild woman to occupy me." His innocence!"
Gu Hao almost fainted from laughing, "Only you... are still innocent?! If you do this calculation, Zhou Shiwu is even more innocent than you?"
As soon as Deng Kai heard it, he was very dissatisfied and said, "You can pull it down, Zhou Shiwu is innocent than me? Gu Hao, you are a bit of a bully, isn't I, Deng Kai, this kind of person in your eyes? ! "
Today's update...
(End of this chapter)
After Song Jiang's persuasion, Gu Hao finally reluctantly agreed to help, and he said to Song Jiang with a look of admiration, "Okay, these babies are really lucky, to meet such a candy chocolate like you, you are downstairs Wait for me for a while...I will find a way to bring them all out."
"Who is Sugar Chocolate!" Song Jiang said with a funny face.
After they came downstairs, Zhou Shiwu sent Li Wan to the car first, then turned around and said to Song Jiang and the others, "I'll take Xiao Wan back to my second aunt's house first, and call me if you have anything to do."
Song Jiang nodded and said, "Success, you go first!"
After Zhou Shiwu left, Song Jiang and the others sat in the car and waited for Gu Hao who was going to collect the baby spirit... Deng Kai leaned on his posture and looked at the hospital building with normal power, and said with emotion, "Zhao Xun's family is really vicious, it's nothing more than being cruel to outsiders, but it's also so cruel to his own daughter-in-law... No wonder Gao Ning has so much resentment in his heart."
Song Jiang was very puzzled and said, "Why do people still pay so much attention to having boys and girls? If everyone only gave birth to boys, wouldn't human beings become extinct long ago?"
Meng Zhe looked at the dark night outside the window and said in a deep voice, "The balance of yin and yang has been fixed since ancient times...human intervention will definitely disrupt this balance, and the only ones who will be unlucky in the end will be humans themselves."
At this moment, Song Jiang suddenly remembered the purple light that blocked them on the fourth floor, so he quickly asked Meng Zhe, "By the way, who was that woman on the fourth floor who could only hear voices but not see? Why? Hiding away and refusing to show up?"
After Meng Zhe heard this, he looked towards the direction of the hospital building and said, "She...? There is a reason why she didn't show her real body. That little fairy was a beautiful woman before she was alive, and she married the most powerful man at that time. It's a pity that the man's real body The room could not accommodate her, so after the death of the man, the woman was executed in an extremely cruel way, and finally her body was thrown into the toilet. God saw that the woman was too pitiful, and sealed her as a toilet god after her death bit."
"There is also a fairy in charge of the toilet?!" Deng Kai, who was eating melons, said with surprise on his face.
Song Jiang said thoughtfully, "So she doesn't want to see people with her true colors because she is a toilet god?"
After hearing this, Deng Kai waved his index finger and said, "No, no, no... You missed the point. Brother Meng said that women were beautiful when they were alive, but when they died, they were punished by the big house, and then they threw the body into the toilet... What do you think she looks like now?"
Song Jiang suddenly realized, "So it's because of this reason... that's why she helped Gao Ning who was also crushed under the toilet? Does this toilet god have a name in history?"
Meng Zhe smiled and said, "Of course there is. Her name is Mrs. Qi, and she was once the concubine of Han Gaozu Liu Bang...and the person who killed her was Liu Bang's wife, the famous Lu Zhi." Meng Zhe said Here he looked at Song Jiang with a smirk and said, "You are so interested in Mrs. Qi...how about I call her out for you to meet?"
Song Jiang quickly shook his head and said, "No need... Since the fairy sister doesn't want to see us, she must have her reasons, so don't bother others."
Deng Kai on the side laughed and said, "Fortunately, that toilet god didn't come out to meet you... Otherwise, it will definitely become a nightmare for your life."
A few people were chatting when they saw Gu Hao walking out of the hospital building with a black cloth bag in his hand. After he got in the car, he pushed the cloth bag to Song Jiang and said, "Your poor little fellows are all inside, I'm here I just told Zhao Xun that I will send them all to Lingchan Temple tomorrow, so you can take them home tonight."
Song Jiang looked at the cloth bag and asked in disbelief, "Just such a cloth bag can hold everything?"
But Gu Hao warned him, "Don't open it, and don't damage my universe bag..."
As soon as Deng Kai heard it, he asked curiously, "Just this rag to return the Qiankun bag?" After finishing speaking, he wanted to reach out to touch it, but Gu Hao beat him back and said, "Don't touch it...the baby spirit was released. Just let them all go home with you!"
Deng Kai rubbed his hand and snorted softly, "Tch, what's so great... If you don't touch it, don't touch it."
But at this moment, Meng Zhe in the back seat said in a deep voice, "These baby spirits can't go back with us at night, you forgot that we have a ghost Alice in our house? If she sees these baby spirits, we have to find a way." You can't eat it all."
"It's okay... don't you still have you!?" Song Jiang said with a smile,
But Meng Zhe glared at him and said, "I don't have time to stare at such a burden all night..."
Seeing that Meng Zhe couldn't make sense, Song Jiang had no choice but to put his palms together and look at Gu Hao, blinking and said, "Master Gu..."
Gu Hao immediately rolled his eyes and said, "I'm only responsible for catching! I can't do all the dirty and tiring work by myself?!"
After kicking the ball a few times, the burden finally fell into the hands of the unlucky Deng Kai. After sending Song Jiang and Meng Zhe home, he looked at the burden in his hands with a sad face, feeling very helpless He said to Gu Hao beside him, "Are you sure it's okay to put this thing here?"
Gu Hao said with a nonchalant smile, "As long as you don't open it, nothing will happen..."
"What if you accidentally opened it?" Deng Kai asked tentatively.
Gu Hao shrugged his shoulders and said, "It doesn't matter if you open it, at most, you will meet a little...an affair."
When Deng Kai heard this, he immediately regained his spirits, "If you bring the baby spirit home, can you still have an affair? Who are you going to lie to?"
Gu Hao laughed dryly after hearing this, "Who lied to you, what is the greatest wish of these infant spirits?"
Deng Kai thought for a while and said, "Reincarnation...?"
"Almost, what are the procedures for reincarnation?" Gu Hao continued to ask with raised eyebrows.
Deng Kai pursed his lips and said, "Where would I know, I don't remember anything before reincarnation."
Gu Hao looked at him with a speechless face and said, "Your father and mother don't matter... Can you come to this world?!"
Deng Kai realized instantly, "Oh... forget it then, I don't want to be a father so early."
Gu Hao snorted softly, "It's beautiful to think about it... Babies reincarnated like this are basically unable to be born. Even if they are lucky enough to be born, they will die young."
After hearing this, Deng Kai looked at the baggage in his hand with some fear, then grabbed Gu Hao and said, "No, you should go home with me tonight! Otherwise, I won't be appointed by that wild woman to occupy me." His innocence!"
Gu Hao almost fainted from laughing, "Only you... are still innocent?! If you do this calculation, Zhou Shiwu is even more innocent than you?"
As soon as Deng Kai heard it, he was very dissatisfied and said, "You can pull it down, Zhou Shiwu is innocent than me? Gu Hao, you are a bit of a bully, isn't I, Deng Kai, this kind of person in your eyes? ! "
Today's update...
(End of this chapter)
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