Zhentian coffin

"Brother, did you go for plastic surgery? How did you become so good-looking?"

"Sister Xue..."

"Really, now I can finally understand the feeling of the king of the daughter country looking at Tang Seng."

"I'm not a monk, I'm a Taoist priest"

"Haha, I know, that's all I said..."

I let out a long sigh, what else can I say, since I returned to Yangcheng this time, everyone looked at me in the wrong way, the men are fine, but the women, especially the single ones, are simply horrible, just for a few days, There are already a lot of people who have come to me to ask for WeChat. For this reason, I also specially brought an elderly phone, which is called, without WeChat.

Unexpectedly, A Mei, Sister Xue and the others are also like this, can you be more reserved, I can't stand it.

Now I finally understand a saying on the Internet that only handsome people understand how active girls are.

"Axue, don't waste your time, brother Jin Yang, you won't be able to eat it, hahaha"

"Damn Ami, what nonsense are you talking about, Jin Yang is my younger brother"

"Can you two stop joking, I'm so bored now"

"Brother, what you said is so embarrassing. There are so many good things that people can't think of. Why are you annoyed to death? Or are there too many women who are stepping forward?"

Amei laughed and said, but they didn't understand at all, I didn't want to use this stinky skin to make a living, I came to do big things, and now I will be noticed everywhere, how can I do big things.

"Both of you, is there any way you can make me look a little ugly, now that I am like this, I can't do it"

"no"

"no"

As soon as I put forward an opinion, they all said no in unison. The reason for the refusal was simple. They said that there are already too many ugly people in this world, and there are not many handsome ones. What can I say about this kindness?

Seeing that there was no result, I left, and when I got home, Tang Chuan was already waiting for me. This guy also came up with my idea. Of course, it was not a messy idea, but asked me to be a model for him. Originally, his company's main business was clothing. Every season, he had to find a lot of models to take pictures. However, the prices of models have always been inflated, and the prices of those who are a little famous are very high, so this guy asked me to be a model.

"Okay, okay, I promise you, okay, but let's say yes first, just shoot once, and I will run away after the shoot."

"Okay, just once, brother, you don't know how much I envy you now, just your figure, face, tsk tsk..."

"Don't tsk, do you know that I almost hit someone yesterday?"

"Beat someone, why beat someone"

"I went shopping yesterday, and a guy approached me and told me that he is a scout and he can let me be a model. They have a white horse club. As long as I go to work, it is not a dream to make a million a year, that silly Do you think I don't know how to read the news?"

"a ha ha ha"

Tang Chuan let out a series of hilarious laughs, and his stomach hurts from laughing. That guy really deserves a beating. As long as I am a fairy, like a fairy in a painting, can I still go to work in that kind of place?

The next day, I went to Tang Chuan's company to work as a model. He had rented an office before and transformed it into a photography studio. Even the photographer was an acquaintance from the past, and I once helped him.

Sure enough, I showed up at the annual meeting last year, but now many people don't recognize me. Although my appearance has hardly changed, my whole temperament has changed a lot.

Tang Chuan, a black-hearted capitalist, came just one day after I told him, and he prepared hundreds of outfits for me to take pictures, not only for this season, but even for the whole year, and he didn’t charge for catching me. I was so exhausted that I would feel very tired after the shoot. Not everyone can do this job.

"How about it, have you drifted recently?"

Back home, Liu Laodao said to me with a smile.

"What are you talking about? A group of superficial people, aren't they just a pair of stinky skins? Do they have such a big influence?"

"Haha, do you still expect people all over the world to be pure-hearted and ascetic? People's senses are longing for beautiful things. All living beings are still superficial."

"I can't control that much. Anyway, I am a person with advanced tastes. Besides, I can't control it. Could it be that I don't take the remaining pills?"

"Advanced fun, hey, boy, let's talk about it after one more level."

"I know. Otherwise, what do you think I'm doing jumping up and down these days? I'm in a panic?"

"It's good to know, let's talk about it after passing this level, and then the old man will explain to you, the benefits of a good-looking stinky skin."

"Hey, old man, listen to what you said, you should have looked good when you were young, I can't tell."

I looked at Liu Laodao and said, Liu Laodao is not very good now, with hair and beard, unshaven beard, and wrinkled face, and I don’t like to maintain my style of being a master of the world. How handsome it came out.

"Little bastard, take me for a spin, did I say anything about me, huh?"

Liu Laodao scolded, and then left on his own, making me grit my teeth secretly, this dead old man is getting more and more nonsensical, he doesn't know what he is thinking or doing all day long.

On the weekend, Gu Xiaomi told me that she was going out with Gu Yue, and asked me if I would go, I hesitated for a moment, but agreed.

Gu Yue is the former mortician. Since I promised Gu Xiaomi to take action, her relationship with Gu Xiaomi has become closer, even during Gu Xiaomi's class. From time to time, she brings some delicious and fun things to Gu Xiaomi. I often take her out to play.

Naturally, she didn't do this for no reason. She told me and Gu Xiaomi bluntly that she wanted to learn the art of sewing corpses. Although Gu Xiaomi didn't agree, she didn't refuse. She even agreed in private that the two of them would learn from each other. Now that Gu Yue has learned a lot besides the untold secret of sewing corpses, Gu Xiaomi may have learned a lot of methods of embalmers.

In the next step, she has to deal with those untold secrets, and I have to be on guard against her, lest Gu Xiaomi be sold and pay for it.

Gu Xiaomi is very interested in things like playgrounds, and he has never played them before. It can be regarded as making up for childhood fun. This time, he went to the playground.

But I'm not interested in those. The only thing I'm interested in in the playground is the haunted houses. A well-made haunted house can create an atmosphere that can scare people to death. For us, there is definitely an immersive feeling. , even Chen Menghan would run out to scare people.

However, when I came out of the haunted house, I saw Yun Xuan, he was looking at me with a smile, and I knew that what should come still had to come.

"Mr. Yun is also interested in playing with these things?"

"Of course I have. I also came from hard times. When I was young, I didn't have to play. Now that I am old, I really want to play. Old children, old children, old people are also children."

"Mr. Yun is really elegant. I don't know what Mr. Yun wants to play. Would you be lucky enough to play with Mr. Yun?"

"I've played it just now. Now I want to sit down and have a rest and have a cup of tea. I don't know if Liu Daochang is interested."

"It's a great honor, but Mr. Yun can't call me that, just call me Xiao Liu."

"Haha, Xiao Liu, very good. I haven't seen you for a few months. Xiao Liu has changed a lot. This skin, tsk tsk, is like a newborn baby, which is enviable."

Yun Xuan smiled, stretched out his hand and pinched my shoulder, and then touched my back, only son, wrist, etc. Of course, he was not serious, but was inspecting my whole body, the whole process, I Without any resistance, let him inspect.

"I can't envy you, this kid has an adventure"

"Adventure, what is an adventure, let's talk about it"

"Mr. Yun, have you ever heard of washing tendons and cutting marrow?"

"Washing the tendons and cutting the marrow, how can you keep talking? This is something that can only be done in legends. After washing the tendons and cutting the marrow, the whole person will be reborn. Not only can the hidden injuries on the body be eliminated, but it can even prolong life. It is even more important for practice. It is very beneficial, it is something that practitioners dream of, but it is not so simple to wash the tendons and cut the marrow, I heard that only the legendary panacea or fairy methods can achieve it."

"Mr. Yun is right, this adventure really makes people don't know how to express it, Mr. Yun, I have met my master."

"Your master...Xie Changming"

Yun Xuan didn't react at first, but his eyes widened immediately, and his voice raised a lot.

"Yes, but I'm not sure."

"What's the meaning"

"Generally speaking, I don't know how to explain it. Let's put it this way, Mr. Yun, has he ever heard of the imaginary journey?"

"of course I know"

"Can Mr. Yun do it?"

"cannot"

"But my master did it. It is said that half a month ago, I was in..."

I lightly made up a story and told him that half a month ago, I was meditating and cultivating. Suddenly, I felt a strange aura standing in front of me. Then I opened my eyes and saw that it turned out that I was only a master-student. Xie Changming, the master without the name of master and apprentice.

I was also horrified immediately, because Xie Changming at this time is not like a living thing, but he explained it himself. At this time, his mind is wandering in the void, his mind is here, but his body is thousands of miles away.

I asked Xie Changming, what does this mean? Could it be that he has become a fairy? Help me improve my cultivation, I saw him waving his hand, and a gust of fresh air blew in, I felt extremely refreshed, closed my eyes and meditated again, when I woke up, Xie Changming had disappeared, and I became like this .

"Fantasy wandering is too empty, and the gesture of raising one's hands will make people cleanse their muscles..."

Yun Xuan repeated these words, but his eyes became more and more gloomy, his face was extremely ugly, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

But when I looked at Yunxuan's expression, I knew that this level could be passed. If I told this story to others, they would just scoff at me and call me bragging, but Yunxuan would definitely believe it, because this It was a story I made up against him.