God's Summoner

Chapter 1034

Monk Tang! ! !

With a smile on his face, Ji Kao squinted his eyes and looked at the gray clouds above the high altitude of Jiuyou Hell. Slowly, a strange taste emerged from the corner of his mouth.

Tang Seng's system burst out, and it came out a long time ago.

However, Ji Kao has never known where Tang Seng's specific location is, nor does he know what Tang Seng's implanted identity is.

In fact, in the final analysis, Ji Kao is not a very good Tang Seng.This b, to put it bluntly, has more nonsense than Ji Kao himself, and it is useless if he is summoned.

However, when Ji Kao later learned that the old monkey was still imprisoned by the magic spell, he finally understood that Gou Ri's system settings were too disgusting, and he would never expose Tang Seng for no reason.

Therefore, Tang Seng's only role in Ji Kao's eyes is to help the old monkey get out of trouble.

But later, when Ji Kao died tragically and his soul fell into the Wangchuan River, he discovered a very strange thing.

That's...the so-called Wangchuan River God, who is actually Tang Seng himself!
Although at first glance, Tang Seng, a thin-skinned and tender guy, has nothing to do with a mighty and majestic horseman like the River God.But if you count Tang Seng's life in detail, you can find that Tang Seng has too many connections with the river.

He was thrown into the river when he was born, and he was still in the river when he became a Buddha...

And according to the system's implanted memory, after the old monkey was suppressed by the Tathagata, the Journey to the West Extraction Brigade was no longer complete.Even Ba Jie, the envoy of the Purification Altar, was reduced to sneaking into the Qin fleet to cheat for food and drink.

In this way, Tang Seng Jin Chanzi was demoted to be the God of the River, which is also very consistent with the nature of the system.

"Your Majesty, who is Tang Seng?"

Kuafu frowned and opened his mouth. Vaguely, Kuafu felt as if he had heard such a name somewhere.That was a long, long time ago, among the mortal kingdoms, there was an extremely prosperous country called... Dongtu Great Tang! ! !
However, when I think about it carefully, Kuafu can't recall it anymore.

After all, thousands of years ago, there were too many countries.As strong as Wei Guo, they were all killed by the gods and turned into black dragon horses who blame Wei Wei.The Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land may just be a country that was covered in yellow sand and blood during the war between humans and demons.

Hearing Kuafu's words, Ji Kao smiled slightly, and said indifferently: "He is my...er, master!"

"Master?"

As soon as the words come out, scare the crowd!

Naturally, everyone knew that Ji Kao had acquired the inheritance of the old monkey and learned some monkey head stick techniques, so he was considered a half-disciple.He also respects that old monkey very much, and respectfully calls him 'Brother Monkey'.

In that case, isn't this 'Tang Monk' the old monkey's master?Then his cultivation and fighting power, isn't it...

I dare not think about it!

Seeing the seriousness appearing on Kuafu's face, Ji Kao rolled his eyes, was really a little speechless, and continued to look up at the sky.

He knew that this shy Master Shigong was hiding high above the sky at this moment, watching him silently.

It's just that my master, Tang Seng Tang Poopoo, who is honored by thousands of people as "No. 1" by the people, is a person who pays attention to death.

After he was released by the system, his implanted identity may be the guy who was demoted by the Tathagata Buddha to this place to act as the river god.In this way, if the Tathagata does not come out, and if the Tathagata does not give an order, Tang Seng will not come out even if he is killed.

However, Ji Kao, who comes from the 21st century, can definitely kill ten Tang monks and one Luo Jiaying when we play with our mouths!

So, Ji Kao shrugged his shoulders, smiled, turned around slowly, and saluted Gao Kong Heshi!
"Master, please come out and see me!"

Ji Kao's voice echoed around, but it was useless.But even so, Ji Kao's face was still very peaceful, like a young child who salutes to the elders during the Chinese New Year.

However, after a while, the peaceful smile on Ji Kao's face was replaced by a rascal look, and at the same time, a voice full of hostility exploded in the void.

"Cao Nima, Tang Seng, get out of here!"

Cao Nima... To put it simply, it is a kind of friendly greeting that is universal no matter what the world or age is.

It's just that this kind of greeting to other people's mothers can represent many meanings depending on the tone.

And Ji Kao's expression and tone at this moment give people the feeling that in the next moment, he will use your mother as the center of circle, your relatives as the radius, your father as the fulcrum, his big Jiba as the main weapon, and yy The main skill, 360-degree all-round radiation, manipulates Tang Seng's entire family tree! ! !
Therefore, at this moment, everyone was dumbfounded.

Especially Lei Zhenzi, looking at Ji Kao, who looks like a shrew at the moment with his hands on his hips, seems to see the boy who escaped from Chaoge 18 years ago and stood on the bow of the boat pretending to be aggressive.

"Master, you bastard, get out quickly!"

"Hey, my mother sells batches, I wish you wouldn't move if I don't come here, right?"

"Why did the ninety-year-old lady die tragically on the street, why did hundreds of donkeys scream in the middle of the night, and why did the Nuwa Empress's underwear be stolen frequently? Who did the serial rape of sows? Is it the person who knocked on the door of the old nun every night? Ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental deaths of hundreds of bitches? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? The inner world of the perverted Tang Sanzang!"

"Zilong, do you want to know, who forced a thousand female Bodhisattvas of the Taiping Taoist Temple to take off their clothes and take a bath 1000 years ago? Cunxiao, do you know the secret story that Tang Sanzang did not hesitate to leave the palace in order to improve his realm? Bald hair, you Do you know that Tang San hid the list of [-] illegitimate children outside? Little brother, do you know the truth about the white dragon horse screaming in the middle of the night and the buttocks were red and swollen?"

Crackling!

Right now, Ji Kao is talking like a cannonball, bombarding him indiscriminately, and all kinds of swear words come out of his mouth like a machine gun.

Finally, the clouds above the sky changed, as if someone couldn't stand such rude and dirty words, and couldn't help but move.

The next moment, gray clouds flashed, and a figure fell from the sky.

Looking from a distance, it was a bald monk with a dirty body. Although he looked very desolate, this monk had a pair of beautiful eyes, and his skin was very good, red and white, watery and very attractive.

Not only that, but this monk didn't have a beautiful face, and he was very handsome. When he fell, he had a sense of Buddha's light gradually fading all over his body. When he walked to Ji Kao's side, there was a smile on the corner of his lips. But fresh and natural.

"Boy, if you insult your family and involve your parents, you will go to hell with your tongue pulled out in the future!"

Looking at the monk with thin skin and tender flesh, Ji Kao smiled.He knew that this kid was... Tang Seng! !

　ps: The second update! ! !

　　
　
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