The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 295

"I remember that Xu Damao has a relative who works in a newspaper office. I suspect that Xu Damao found this relative who works in a newspaper office in order to pretend to be a rich man, and made such a fake job out." Silly Zhu also greeted him. Xu Damao, the person in the middle, said, "Hey, Xu Damao, tell me if this makes sense, tell me what you think now, do you feel a little ashamed of yourself?"

Xu Damao didn't speak.

Just watching a play.

No matter how high Shazhu flies now, how miserable he will fall in a while.

The good show is yet to come.

Not in a hurry.

"Xu Damao, I'm really impressed with you. You're cleaning the toilets in other hotels, and you still pretend that you're wearing a nice outfit. How much did you spend? Wait, you can't afford it, you must It's stealing the clothes of other people's guests, I tell you, stealing is a crime."

Everyone in the courtyard laughed.

After nine years of absence, Sha Zhu suddenly became a double standard.

At the beginning, when Bang Geng stole things from Shazhu's house, chicken from Xu Damao's house, and cabbage from everyone in the courtyard house, Shazhu didn't think it was theft.

It's good to say stick stems, he is a good boy who listens to his grandma.

The reason given is that stick stem is to take care of his sister.

As a result, when it came to Xu Damao, Shazhu called it a crime.

In Sha Zhu's eyes, the actions of the Jia family are always right, even if they are wrong, they are still right.

"Xu Damao, I'm an idiot to advise you. Hurry up and return this outfit. They are all neighbors in the neighborhood. What can you pretend to be? Is it useful for you and our neighbors to pretend to be rich? It's useless. It's useless to pretend." Pretending, let’s all talk about it, is this the truth?”

Silent.

All the people present looked at Sha Zhu playfully, and no one responded to Sha Zhu's words. They had already seen Sha Zhu's ignorance from his words.

Say the hotel's valet parking is someone else's car.

this brain.

This IQ.

Absolutely.

Everyone's non-response made Sha Zhu feel very humiliated.

"I walked to the hotel door, I was stopped, but Xu Damao was not stopped, he gave the car keys to a man in a suit, and then took out another dollar to the doorman of the hotel, this is my stupid Zhu said that Xu Damao was just pretending, this is Xu Damao's secret, which was discovered by me, silly Zhu."

Silly Zhu once again increased his tone.

"Why do you say that? It's because Xu Damao works in a hotel. They are colleagues. The one dollar was Xu Damao's repayment to the doorman. I suspect that Xu Damao borrowed money from many people in order to pretend to be rich, and he may still owe someone. The doorman's money, by the way, and Xu Damao's big brother, which is quite expensive, tens of thousands of yuan for one piece, Xu Damao, a toilet sweeper, can afford it, this big brother is also a hotel guest's thing. "

The crowd once again expressed their silence.

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu stood together.

Who is like cleaning the toilet?
Say silly, 1000 out of 1 people believe it.

The smell on Sha Zhu's body is the special smell for cleaning toilets. Sha Zhu is because the crow despises the big black pig, and he can't recognize himself.He even regarded himself as an expert. He pointed to Xu Damao and analyzed to Xu Damao how many years Xu Damao would be sentenced for these actions.

"Xu Damao, let me analyze it for you. If you steal someone else's car, you will have to ride for five years. The clothes on your body are quite expensive, and it takes another year. Plus this big brother, I will count for you stupidly." Forget it, you, Xu Damao, will have to start in 20 years. Xu Damao, if I were you, I would go to the other Comrade Public Security and surrender now. Don’t wait for the Comrade Public Security to come. There is no good fruit for waiting. Be frank and lenient and resist. Cong Yan, think about it carefully."

Silly Zhu looked at the sun in the sky.

He doesn't have a watch.

You can only watch the time by looking at the sun.

"According to the timing, Comrade Public Security is coming soon, Xu Damao, you still have a chance now, but you won't have a chance in a while."

Stop talking.

Seeing that Xu Damao was still sitting on the stool as steadily as Mount Tai, his eyes were still the same kind of flat eyes.

"Xu Damao, will you cry later?"

Silly Zhu who thought about such a sentence in his heart raised his bald head again.

After a lot of slobbering, and two big mouths from each of He Daqing and He Yushui, he finally waited for the highlight moment that Sha Zhu thought he had.

Xu Damao was taken away by the police for a while.

Thinking of Xu Damao being taken away from Shazhu in handcuffs, Shazhu was so excited that he couldn't be more excited. He felt that all his efforts were worthwhile.

Looking back at the people in the courtyard.

Seeing everyone's stunned and dazed eyes.

A sense of pride wells up.

Have a look.

This is the power of my silly Zhu. As soon as I came back, I smashed Xu Damao who had pretended to be a rich man for nine years.

Silly.

I'm confused.

Let you not grow your brains.

Silly Zhu's complacent look really stunned everyone in the courtyard.

I have never seen such a stupid person as Sha Zhu, how could He Daqing, a shrewd person, give birth to such a bastard son.

I didn't even know that I dug a hole and buried it, and I still had a complacent face.

"Zhuzi." He Daqing is still the father of Sha Zhu after all, and other people can watch the show, but he, his own father, can't watch the show, "Apologize to Xu Damao quickly."

"Father, I have made Xu Damao's secret clear. Why are you still afraid of Xu Damao? Don't panic, the police will come to arrest Xu Damao in a while. We don't need to apologize. The person who should apologize is Xu Damao, Xu Damao. I, silly, have already notified the police. , you wait to be caught."

Shazhu's tone contained a hint of pleasure that the anger that had been suppressed for a long time was once vented, and the expression on his face also changed at this moment to the kind of playful expression that Xu Damao is about to be unlucky.

People don't know whether Xu Damao is unlucky or not.

Anyway, it is a fact that everyone has seen that Shazhu is unlucky.

As soon as Sha Zhu finished speaking, someone kicked him hard on the buttocks. The huge force not only hurt Sha Zhu's butt, but also kicked Sha Zhu so hard that he lay on the ground.

The standard can't be in the standard dog-eat-shit situation.

The person who kicked the silly pillar was He Yushui.

He Yushui couldn't stand it anymore when he heard that silly Zhu said more and more bastards, and he was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.

I thought that Sha Zhu would improve after sitting in prison for nine years.

Co-author He Yushui waited in vain.

Silly Zhu has not improved at all, his IQ has not been online all the time, obviously he has become the butt of jokes, but he still takes these jokes as a treasure to attack Xu Damao, making himself a complete joke, this is With ignorance as a joke, the bastard got home.

Just look at the eyes of the people around you watching a show, and you can tell what they are thinking.

He Yushui's head hurts.

Shazhu's butt hurts from being kicked.

He was on guard against He Daqing, but he failed to guard against He Yushui, kicked and fell to the ground, if it wasn't for the quick reaction of Sha Zhu, his mouth might have fallen into the trap of Rhubarb.

Good luck.

It came to an emergency stop less than ten centimeters away from the rhubarb shit trap.

"What rain."

Silly Zhu shouted at He Yushui's tone full of anger.

His voice is high.

He Yushui's voice is not low, it is higher and more horizontal than Shazhu.

"Stupid column."

"I'm your brother, dear brother."

"If I didn't care that you are my own brother, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to you at all. As far as the things you said, are they things?"

"Isn't it a small matter that Xu Damao cheated the neighbors in the courtyard?"

"Brother Da Mao, what's wrong with you? What does it have to do with you, silly Zhu, if he cheats the neighbors in the courtyard? Is it related to half a dime? What's wrong with pretending to be rich? What's wrong if you don't pretend to be rich? He's in your way What's the matter?"

He Yushui, the name of Brother Da Mao, gave Sha Zhu a meal at that time.

this girl.

Is it his silly sister?
Seeing him, Sha Zhu, one mouthful of Sha Zhu, Sha Zhu had been in prison for nine years, but he had seen Sha Zhu once or twice, and he went there with the intention of being angry and silly, driving Sha Zhu half to death with anger.

On the contrary, Xu Damao, an outsider who is not related by blood, said "Brother Da Mao".

People who don't know the inside story think that He Yushui is Xu Damao's biological sister, and Xu Damao is He Yushui's biological brother.

"Silly Zhu, why do you have to get along with Brother Da Mao? I know that the two of you don't get along. You look down on Brother Da Mao, and Brother Da Mao also looks down on you. You pinched before that was what happened before you, and the part where you came out During the time, Brother Da Mao took the initiative to ask you to pick things up?"

"No, on the contrary, you foolishly keep touching Brother Damao, can you have some brains, can you pass this brain before doing things and talking?"

Everyone laughed secretly.

If Shazhu had brains, he would be tricked by Qin Huairu into his current virtue, homeless, penniless, and despised by everyone. If he had brains, Jia Zhang, who was dying, would not have made a plan.

That's right.

"In my eyes, He Yushui, you, Silly Zhu, don't remember anything in your mind. You only remember Qin Huairu. You are busy with the affairs of Qin Huairu's family. The Jia family can't be wiped out, so our He family can be wiped out? Silly Zhu, I, He Yushui, look down on you, if it wasn't for Dad, I, He Yushui, wouldn't even want to see you."

"You said Brother Da Mao's car didn't belong to Brother Da Mao. The reason is that Brother Da Mao gave the car keys to the man in the suit. You know what a fart. You don't even know a fart. I know about valet parking. It's a hotel The staff of the staff parked the car instead of the guest, and then gave the car to the guest, this is the evidence that you foolishly think that Brother Da Mao is lying, it is ridiculous to the extreme."

"There is also the incident that you thought Brother Da Mao asked the hotel doorman to borrow money. I, He Yushui, really convinced you, silly, silly, I don't know how your brain grows, and the things you do are often unimaginable. Then Is Brother Da Mao paying the door boy back? That’s the tip that Brother Da Mao gave the door boy. You probably don’t understand the tip, but the extra money should be fine, and the tip is the outer money.”

"Shazhu, you looked down on Brother Da Mao before, but now Brother Da Mao looks down on you, and he doesn't even care about you. When did people care about the thoughts of bedbugs? Brother Da Mao tipped the doorman for a dollar. You silly Zhu got into a fight with Yi Zhonghai for 50 yuan. Even so, you silly Zhu still think you are beautiful. You don’t even want your face for money. I, He Yushui, look down on you stupid column."

"You still think of Brother Da Mao as someone who cleans the toilets in the hotel. In order to support the Asian Games, Brother Da Mao suddenly took out 100 million. Do you know what 100 million is? You don't know, you even 50 You have to borrow money from Yi Zhonghai."

100 million.

How much does this cost?
Is it necessary to pile up a room?

Xu Damao gave it directly.

Silly Zhu didn't believe this at all, even if He Yushui said it so clearly, Silly Zhu still thought that he had broken Xu Damao's secret, and what He Yushui said was all to get rid of Xu Damao's lies.

Thinking about it this way.

Sha Zhu raised his bald head high again.

"Yu Shui, you don't want to lie to me, let me tell you, you can't fool me, Silly Zhu."

A few simple words broke He Yushui's defenses in an instant, and instantly wiped out He Yushui's anger.

It must have been because of anger.

He Yushui actually laughed.

Stop talking.

Turn away.

She didn't want to talk to Sha Zhu, a bastard whose mind was full of shit and urine. If she stayed any longer, He Yushui was worried that her IQ would also be lowered.

The departure of He Yushui actually gave Silly Zhu more confidence. He thought that He Yushui was told to leave by himself, because he couldn't face his own performance because of his wrongdoing.

"Xu Damao, let me see when you will be unlucky."

"Zhuzi." He Daqing reprimanded the silly Zhu, and hurriedly greeted his daughter, "Rainwater."

After the He family had a son, Shazhu married a wife, and He Daqing troubled He Yushui. With Shazhu's reputation, the widows of that family were willing to marry, just like sticks, so they had to spend money.

See whose family has a dead man, and want to find someone to take the blame.See if Shazhu has a chance to marry a widow with a baby, as long as he can have children.

He Yushui, who walked to the porch of the courtyard, turned his head and stared at Shazhu, then said to He Daqing, "Father, don't bother me about Shazhu's matter from now on, I, He Yushui, don't have that much ability, I can't help Shazhu , according to me, if you want to make Silly Zhu obedient, you can only go to Qin Huairu, that woman Qin Huairu, even if she farts, Silly Zhu will say that fart is delicious, I can’t open my mouth about this job, sir Brother Mao would not agree, even if Brother Da Mao agreed, I, He Yushui, would not agree either."

Shazhu is also a face-saving person.

Hearing that He Yushui helped him find a job for Silly Zhu.

Immediately blew up.

I'm a fool and I still need someone to help me find a job?
The former director of the cafeteria of my dignified steel rolling factory mainly released the word of looking for a job, and the people who hired me as the chef had to line up at the entrance of the alley.

can not find a job?
does not exist.

"He Yushui, dad, I will find my silly job by myself, you don't have to worry about it, if I didn't run into Xu Damao's incident today, I would have worked in a big hotel, and they finally begged and cried to let me be the chef, I didn't say yes."

Bragging is not a draft.

Shazhu's bragging has no limits.

Taking advantage of the opportunity to refute He Yushui's words, Sha Zhu pretended to be B again.

"Uncle He, Yushui, since he said so, can you just forget about the matter you told me? He said, don't worry about work. I, Xu Damao, have other things to do. I don't want to waste time on These trivial things."

Shazhu is not stupid, he knows that he in Xu Damao's words refers to himself.

Just because I understood this meaning.

Silly Zhu became more and more furious.

nothing.

Ask Xu Damao to help find a job?
Nonsense.

(End of this chapter)