The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 296 Why Are You Handcuffing Me?
Xu Damao is the enemy of Shazhu, and Shazhu has always looked down on Xu Damao, thinking that Xu Damao is stingy, iron cock, tenacious, and does not help Qin Huairu.

In the heart of the arrogant Sha Zhu, a person like Xu Damao would kneel down and beg him to come to work, even if he gave him money to let Sha Zhu come to work, Sha Zhu would not agree.

Silly Zhu would not eat this cheap food thrown by Xu Damao.

People must have ambition.

Even if I starve to death, die of poverty, die of desperation, and live on the streets all my life, I don't ask Xu Damao for a job. I have my own backbone.

want to go.

no way.

I have found the police.

Even if he wanted to leave, he had to wait for the police to arrive before leaving.

Silly Zhu stood in front of Xu Damao.

"Xu Damao, do you want to leave? It seems that you can't leave yet. You have to wait for the police to arrive. You have to let comrades of the police take you away in handcuffs."

"I feel so sorry for you."

This is Xu Damao's first official confrontation with Sha Zhu since Sha Zhu returned to the courtyard, and the first sentence he formally said to Sha Zhu.

It's not a long story.

But extremely insulting.

Coupled with Xu Damao's expression and posture of contempt for the idiot, the roles of the two parties were exchanged instantly.

At this time, the silly Zhu standing in front of Xu Damao like an idiot is a stinky person struggling in the mud. I'm afraid such a stinky person will make you sick at a glance and make you sleepless at night.

The look Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu was the kind of gaze that looked down from a high place. In Xu Damao's eyes, Sha Zhu might not even be considered a clown.

A whole big fool.

"Whether I'm sad or not, you don't care about Xu Damao, and I don't want to let you care about it. I, silly Zhu, will be sad. What can you do to me, silly Zhu?" Silly Zhu's tone had a hint of a broken jar, and he continued to block it with his hands. In front of Xu Damao, "Anyway, I can't let you go, you Xu Damao can't say anything and you will leave now."

"What are you suing me? What charges are you suing Xu Damao? Pretending to be rich? Pretending to be rich in front of the neighbors in the courtyard?"

Xu Damao's words stunned Shazhu so much that he had no rebuttal.

The reason why Sha Zhu went to the police was that Xu Damao pretended to be a rich man in front of a group of neighbors in the courtyard.

When does pretense constitute a crime?

It's simply a joke of the world.

"I suggest you take a look here."

Xu Damao pointed to Shazhu's brain with his finger, implying that Shazhu's brain is sick. If he is not sick, he would use pretending to be a crime of looking for the police.

Comrade Public Security, there is a pretender here, catch him quickly! !

"grandson."

"It's really sick."

Xu Damao's unremarkable and irrelevant tone of keeping himself out of the matter would drive Sha Zhu crazy.

"Whether I'm sick or not has nothing to do with you, Xu Damao, you can't go."

Sha Zhu grabbed Xu Damao's right arm. His paw, which had just been in contact with swill and had not been washed, immediately printed a dirty handprint on Xu Damao's clean suit sleeve.

White suit with dirty black handprints.

It's sarcasm no matter what.

Xu Damao's face changed, this suit has a different meaning to Xu Damao.

It was a gift that Xu Damao's son and daughter bought for Xu Damao with their new year's money. It was considered an extremely precious thing that Xu Damao had received so far.

asshole.

You fucking ruined my baby.

Xu Damao's gaze was like a sharp awl, piercing Shazhu's body fiercely. The sharp eyes with a hint of scrutiny, coupled with Xu Damao's superior temperament cultivated over the years, gave Shazhu a kind of face of oppression.

Shazhu was scared.

It was as if Shazhu was being watched by a wild beast, his whole body was trembling with fear, his scalp was also tense at this moment, and the hand holding Xu Damao's sleeve involuntarily strengthened.

"release."

"Don't let go."

"My clothes are expensive."

"How expensive can it be? Ten yuan is enough."

Silly Zhu boldly offered a price of ten yuan.

"3000 yuan." He Yushui sneered and sneered, "The suit on Brother Da Mao's body costs 3000 yuan. You can’t even buy a single button of Mao’s suit.”

"Who is that? Buying a suit for 3000 yuan is crazy." Sha Zhu, who was shocked by the price of [-] yuan, said that others were sick.

Who is sick.

He M knows who.

This has something to do with Sha Zhu's knowledge.

Xu Damao and Shazhu are people on two levels. The interpersonal relationship, food, and affairs that Xu Damao comes into contact with are simply the existence of Shazhu's unattainable existence.

Sha Zhu's knowledge and level limit Sha Zhu's cognition. In Sha Zhu's cognition, a suit worth ten yuan has already touched the ceiling of Sha Zhu's consumption.

"Brother Da Mao is not as stupid as you, silly Zhu. He is so happy to be treated as a fool. Silly Zhu, let me tell you, He Yushui, the suit on Brother Da Mao is specially made. What is special? Well, you don’t even understand.”

"Brother Da Mao's suit is a gift from Brother Da Mao's children, more than 3000 yuan. The shirt inside is 500 yuan from sister-in-law Ran Qiuye. The leather shoes on his feet are special, 300 yuan, from sister-in-law Yu Haitang .Brother Da Mao is holding Big Brother’s black leather bag. Did you see the LV logo on the outside? I gave it to you, He Yushui, for 600 yuan. The tie is 150 yuan, and it’s a gift from sister-in-law Lou Xiao’e.”

Every word that He Yushui said flew into Shazhu's ear curtains clearly, and every word was like a heavy hammer, hitting Shazhu's body hard, making Shazhu unable to stop and completely at a loss.

The clothes on Xu Damao's body were actually given by Xu Damao's child, or a gift that the child bought with his own New Year's money.

This scene of father's kindness and son's filial piety made Silly Zhu feel a wave of envy, and besides envy, there was a touch of bitterness.

They are all the same age, not a few years apart.

There is such a huge gap between heaven and earth in treatment.

Xu Damao has children, and the children have started to use the lucky money to buy gifts for Xu Damao's father.

yourself?
Silly Zhu suddenly thought of himself.

own nothing.

He suddenly looked away.

As far as his eyes could see, it was the person who reacted a little slower than the others.

Looking at the stick who looked at a stranger and watched himself fighting with Xu Damao, Shazhu suddenly had a little aftertaste, thinking of the cleverness of stick stealing his own things back then.

Looking at it now.

Quite a second fool.

I hope that this second idiot will call himself a father in front of these people, or give him something, at least he can compete with Xu Damao.

Hey.

Nothing at all.

Only lonely.

Shazhu felt that he was a failure in life, and was crushed by Xu Damao who he always looked down upon. Zhu suddenly couldn't figure it out.

Why is the current world a world of bad people?

An iron rooster like Xu Damao, who is so stubborn and never helps Qin Huairu, is actually successful in his career and has both sons and daughters!

Shouldn't it be the result of bad people suffering retribution and good people living longer?
Why did Xu Damao trample on himself?
Not to mention that the child is sensible, there are several women to help, even You Fengxia and Xu Damao don't know each other.

The thing that makes Shazhu feel sad and can't let go.

It's because of He Yushui's silly sister.

In front of everyone in the courtyard, he said that Xu Damao's black leather bag with a mobile phone and the LV logo on the outside was given by He Yushui, and it was worth 600 yuan.

For those who are not related by blood, each mouthful will be a big brother, and a leather bag worth 600 yuan will be given away.

My own brother, who is related to He Yushui by blood, is disgusted by He Yushui in various ways.

Silly Zhu thinks that He Yushui is deliberately embarrassing his brother in front of everyone, and humiliating his brother, so he removes Sha Zhu's hand holding Xu Damao's right arm more forcefully, wanting to pull Xu Damao left the courtyard.

This behavior of turning his elbows out stimulated Sha Zhu's fragile heart again.

What rain.

Are you still my silly sister?
There is a sister like you who helps his brother and his opponent?

Shazhu's stubborn donkey temper came up, the more He Yushui stood on Xu Damao's side, the more Shazhu wanted to disgust Xu Damao.

No matter what.

Don't care about anything.

I have to wait for this police comrade to come to my door.

In order to prevent Xu Damao from leaving, Silly Zhu used the rogue's methods. He sat on the ground, his arms tightly hugged Xu Damao's right leg like an octopus sucker.

After Xu Damao exposed BangGong for stealing chickens, Jia Zhang used this method to deal with Xu Damao who wanted to send BangGeng to the juvenile detention center in order to prevent him from entering the juvenile detention center.

No wonder Sha Zhu called Jia Zhang's mother.

It's true that if a family doesn't enter a family, they all have the same virtue.

Shazhu's stupid and dumbfounded look really made Xu Damao a little helpless.

Fortunately, today's Xu Damao's business is not very important, after making a few phone calls with his mobile phone in front of Sha Zhu, he wanted to walk back to the place where he was sitting.

Tried a few times.

Leng did not move this leg.

There is a stinky shit-like piece of garbage on the right leg, it is strange that I can walk around.

"release."

"I won't let go, and you will run away if I let go." When Sha Zhu said this, he also changed the posture of hugging Xu Damao's right leg with his arms into a posture of hugging his limbs with his arms and legs. It hung on Xu Damao's right leg like a koala.

"I'm going back to the courtyard."

"I don't care if you go back to the courtyard or not, you can't go anyway." Silly Zhu seemed to have done something great, his tone was a little cheerful, and the expression on his face also showed a little bit of a child's trickery. laugh.

"I won't leave, even if you drive me away, I, Xu Damao, won't leave either. I really want to see your miserable and unlucky appearance for a while."

"I'm unlucky or not. You, Xu Damao, don't care. Anyway, you can't leave today until the police arrive. I, silly Zhu, want to see if the police are arresting you, Xu Damao, or me, Xu Damao, don't Thinking that you can do whatever you want with a few stinky money, the police are the soldiers of our common people, you Xu Damao is considered a common man, you are not a shit, I am a fool, I am a fool for three generations of farm laborers."

All the people in the courtyard around felt inexplicably shivering.

Silly Zhu remembers eating but not beating.

Relying on his identity as a farmer for three generations, he was the leader in the courtyard and the rolling mill. Even Director Li of the dignified rolling mill ignored him.

I really got water in my head.

It's the early 90s, and Shazhu is still talking about things with the old ideas of the past.

I can't blame Xu Damao for saying that Sha Zhu is a super dumbass.

This is absolutely true.

Silly Zhu is really a dumbass.

have to.

Wait for comrades from the police to come to your door.

After waiting for more than a minute, two police officers, one old and one young, came to the door. Their appearance did not realize the scene Sha Zhu imagined, such as the scene where Comrade Public Security took Xu Damao away on the charge of pretending to be a criminal, especially Sha Zhu The expected scene of taking Xu Damao away from the courtyard in handcuffs didn't happen either.

On the contrary, the big drama that Shazhu didn't expect was staged frequently.

Sha Zhu, who sued Xu Damao in the name of pretending to be a criminal, was reprimanded by the police who came to the door, and was ordered to write an inspection and apologize to Xu Damao.

such a result.

On the one hand, it is because pretense does not constitute a crime.

On the other hand, Shazhu's stinky mouth has made great achievements.

It's like there are two people in front of you at the same time.A person is famous, has a successful career, and has sponsored you.A person is a nobody, nobody, nothing.In this case, people usually say hello first to the famous and successful person.

Silly Zhu thought Xu Damao was being enforced unfairly because the public security comrades who rushed to the scene greeted Xu Damao immediately and called Mr. Xu.

Normal people also mutter in their hearts.

Silly Zhu raised it face to face.

The two public security comrades who made the disturbance turned cold-faced on the spot.

The young policeman reprimanded Sha Zhu viciously.

"He Yuzhu, pay attention to your attitude!"

"Comrade, I'm a farmer for three generations. My roots are straight and young. What's wrong with Xu Damao? Isn't it just a few bad money? I don't care."

"He Yuzhu, the guy you said has a lot of bad money, donated a hundred cars to our East District Public Security Bureau some time ago, and our police station also got one, which greatly improved our speed of dispatching police."

"Isn't this just taking bribes! No wonder you guys are so affectionate when you see Xu Damao, and co-authors because Xu Damao gave you a car from the police station. Can you want this thing? Xu Damao's money came from a wrong path."

As soon as the words fell, a pair of shiny bracelets appeared on Shazhu's wrist.

It was the young policeman.

Seeing the sudden handcuffs on his wrists, Sha Zhu felt a little unbelievable.

I fuck.

Why is this thing handcuffed to my Shazhu's wrist? Shouldn't it be handcuffed to that bastard Xu Damao's wrist?

Why are the roles reversed?
wrong.

I, the idiot, is the plaintiff, and it is Xu Damao who I am suing.

"Wang Suo, you made a mistake. You should handcuff Xu Damao, not me, Shazhu. I, Shazhu, can work as a farmhand for three generations. My roots are young." Shazhu talked about his background again.

"That's right, you were the one who was handcuffed. What do you call that behavior just now? False accusation!" The young policeman told Sha Zhu the reason for being handcuffed in a righteous manner!

(End of this chapter)