Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 1014 Confused Dafa
Zhu Zhujing's hands slowly reached for the submachine gun thrown on the ground, thinking that the devil was haunting him.

She is driving herself on the road to self-destruction.

Although Tang Shuang left, Huang Xiangning and Tang Zhen were still there. The two elder sisters looked at the younger sister with unbearable expressions.

Tang Zhen said: "Tang Tang, are you really going to shoot yourself?"

Tangtanger's eyes lit up, and she said hopefully, "What should I do if it's swollen? What can I do if the Lun family is swollen? The Lun family is still so young, sister, can you save the Lun family?"

Tang Zhen was very talkative, nodded and said, "Okay, don't shoot the water gun at yourself."

Tangtanger immediately withdrew her little hand, folded her hands in front of her body, and looked like a good baby: "Okay, listen to my sister, don't shoot yourself, okay, let's be good."

Tang Zhen suddenly said, "But what about your money?"

Tangtang'er's little face that had just been happy collapsed in an instant, and her two little hands hung down by her side in dejection, sighing, her big eyes staring at the submachine gun on the ground in a daze.

Tang Tang seemed to have a good idea, and said to Tang Zhen hopefully, "Sister, I don't want Xiaoshuang's money anymore, can you give it to the Lun family?"

Tang Zhen was stunned, and said, "I'm so tired, sister go take a bath first."

Turn around and leave.

Tangtanger stared blankly at her dear sister who was so dishonest, she just dumped her little sister and left, and then looked at her mother as if asking for help, but her mother turned around and left, leaving only the pitiful little pig in the hall pig.

And submachine guns on the ground.

In the living room, Tang Tanger stood there in a daze, feeling as if the sky was vast and wild, and cattle and sheep could be seen under the wind and grass.

It's a pity that she is a little pig. It's weird to see a little pig in the wind and grass.

In the distance, the persistent Bai Jingjing puppy thought for a while, although the little master was chasing him all over the yard with a water gun the day before yesterday, he was still his master after all, so he wagged his head and came up to Tangtanger's feet.

The last bit of warmth in the world lies in this little dog.

In the room, Tang Zhen approached Huang Xiangning and asked if it was really okay to force the little sister like this.

Huang Xiangning said that the little sister always likes to swim around with a water gun. She just fed Xiaoshuang, Jingjing before, poor Tang Xiaowu, and even the little goldfish in the pool. As for the flowers on the balcony Grassy, ​​no less nourished.

this is not good.

Let the little sister nourish herself now, let her feel the taste of being sprayed by a water gun, it is very uncomfortable.If you know that this taste is uncomfortable, then don't irritate others next time, including small animals and plants.

"Mom is amazing." Tang Zhen immediately praised Sister Xiangning, and then took the young lady to look at the gift she brought, a silk cheongsam.

"Mom, you have such a good figure, you must be very beautiful in it."

"really?"

"real!"

"laugh."

"Shall we try it?"

"Walk."

"Keep your voice down, don't let Tang Tang hear it."

"Have you bought any clothes for Tang Tang?"

"Ah?! Tang Tang?"

"you forgot?"

"..."

"Then lock the new clothes in the safe and never let her see them."

"emmmmm~"

"Otherwise, let's go to the street and buy one for her later."

"Recently, I have learned to tailor. How about I change my t-shirt and wear it for my little sister?"

"It's also a way."

"Where are the scissors?"

"Here, let's take a look and design it first."

……

In the living room, Tangtanger thought about it, but still didn't dare to attack him. He picked up the submachine gun, thought about it again, and looked around. Seeing that the adults in the family were very disrespectful, he ran away!
snort!She bared her teeth angrily, tiptoed to the gate, stuck out her little head to look around, saw that no one was paying attention to her, and quickly threw the submachine gun away!Throw it under a bush of beard branches in the yard!
Then, she blissfully ran to find Tang Shuang.Bai Jingjing felt the mood of the little master, and ran around happily following her.

"What? Your submachine gun was stolen?"

In the study, Tang Shuang was sitting at the desk, looking at the villain standing in front of him. As soon as this guy entered the door, he yelled that the old Tang's family had suffered a great disaster, that it was a disaster, that someone had stolen his treasure and left!

Ask her what treasure was stolen, she said her submachine gun.Asked if she had any more, she said she still had her bear socks.Asked if she had any more, she said that her brother's football had also been stolen.

Tang Shuang was furious!In order to create the illusion of a thief at home, he even lost his football! !

Tang Shuang tried to stay calm, and squinted at the villain in front of him like Guan Gong was about to use the knife.

The villain is grinning silly, ho ho ho ho ho ~
"Do you think you are stupid, or do you think I am stupid?" Tang Shuang said, dare to find such a clumsy excuse!
"Huh?" Tangtang'er was flustered, but she couldn't show it. She was acting, the little showman!
She opened her mouth wide and pretended to be stupid, it's you stupid duck!
"Close your mouth! It's too exaggerated." Tang Shuang said angrily.

"Huh?" Candy continued to play dumb, but she really didn't understand what it meant to be pompous.

"I said close your little mouth!"

Candy understands this sentence. She rests her chin with her hand, closes her mouth, folds her hands in front of her body, and stands upright, looking like a super cute baby, hehehe~
"Is the gun really lost?" Tang Shuang asked.

"Yes, it's so juicy, Xiaoshuang, Duck, brother! The submachine gun of the Lun family has really been lost and stolen! Can you take care of those big villains!" Candy didn't even bat an eye.

Tang Shuang: "I'm not in charge of the villain, so I'll be in charge! But, remember what you said just now, don't let me see your submachine gun in the future, or I will confiscate it! Give it to Xiao Jin."

"It's from the Lun family." Candy argued.

"What's yours, don't you lose it?"

"Ah."

"Didn't lose it?"

"what?!"

"Did you lose it?"

"Did you lose it?"

"I am asking you!"

"lost?"

"Tsk."

"Chirp chirp chirp~"

"-_-||Speak human words!"

"Hello my brother."

"What the hell!"

"The Lun family is not afraid of ghosts! Father Sun said that there are no ghosts in our world."

"Come on this."

"Have you bought new clothes for your little sister?"

"We're talking about submachine guns!"

"What gun? There is no gun! Don't kill Lun, we don't kill Lun, be afraid, we are kind Lun."

"You want to be beaten, don't you?"

"Brother, are you afraid of legal sanctions?"

Tang Shuang realized that this villain had played a trick of confusion, so if he kept talking to her like this, he would never finish talking.

He brought back the off topic: "Don't talk about it with me, just answer me, did you lose your submachine gun?"

"Lost it? Didn't lose it?"

"...do you see what this is?"

"Iron Fist! You want to hit Lun!"

"What about this?"

"Iron Claw, do you want to grab the meat of the Lun family?"

"Just understand, then answer me now, did you lose your submachine gun? Answer me after thinking about it."

"what?"

"..."

"Ok?"

"..."

"Yo?"

"What do you mean? What is this all about? I asked you if you lost your submachine gun?"

After asking, Tang Shuang took out her wallet and started counting the money.

Tangtang'er immediately swiped and stared at Grandpa Mao.

"Want it or not?"

"miss you!"

"Then ask you again, did you lose the submachine gun?"

"Lost~"

Uncle Mao still works!
Tang Shuang immediately put away the wallet, hid it, grabbed it with both hands, caught the lingering gaze in the palm of her hand, and threw it back to her little sister.

"Okay, you lost what you said. I recorded it on my phone. I remember what you said."

"Recording??!! Is this a Sen? Brother, what do you want to do to the Lun family?"

Tang Shuang didn't answer her at all, opened the drawer in front of the desk, took out a small yellow seahorse water gun, unscrewed the lid, poured the water from the teapot into it, tightened the lid, and put it on the desk with a snap. Candy said in a daze, "It doesn't matter if you lose the submachine gun. I still have one here. Pick up the gun, point it at yourself, and shoot yourself."

(End of this chapter)