Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 1015 Pick Your Brother

Tangtanger never expected that after hiding the submachine gun under the beard branch, Xiaoshuang, the big devil, could find a small water gun.

And, here's her little seahorse duck!
Why did the swollen little hippocampus go to Xiaoshuang? ? ?What kind of fat is this?What a mess!

She stretched out her small head to stare at the little seahorse on the desk, looked carefully, and was sure it was her little seahorse!
There is a dent the size of a grain of rice on the muzzle of the gun, which was knocked off the wall.

"This is the little seahorse from the Lun family!" Candy said, pointing to the little seahorse on the desk.

Tang Shuang laughed: "That's right, it's your little seahorse. What's wrong? Isn't it better to shoot yourself with your own gun? Come on, I'm waiting for you."

Tangtang'er's little face instantly puffed up again, and she tried her best not to let herself gasp, so as not to expose her desire to resist Xiaoshuang.

That will only make yourself more unlucky!

"Can you let the Lun family go?" Tangtanger pleaded.

Tang Shuang braced her feet, and the boss's chair slid to the floor-to-ceiling window with a single stroke, and the bright sunlight fell on her body.He stretched his waist, looked at the cute little person, and said proudly, "No!"

Tangtanger asked disappointedly: "Why not? The Lun family is the little sister."

Tang Shuang: "Then I'm still your elder brother. Since I'm an elder brother, why did you squirt me with a water gun? Do you still miss the brother-sister relationship? Do you still want the brother-in-law relationship?"

Candy nodded: "Yes, all of these."

"Then you still kiss me!"

"The Lun family didn't do it on purpose, I'm sorry, Duck Xiaoshuang."

"Isn't it too late to say this at this time?"

"It's not too late, Xiaoshuang, it's not too late, Dad said, it's never too late for a little villain to become a good person."

"Yo, that means you've admitted that you're a little villain?"

Tang Tanger thought for a while, the situation was pressing, and she had to admit humiliatingly: "Tang Tang is a little villain, sometimes he is, sometimes he is not."

"Since you have admitted that you are a little villain, then pick up your gun and shoot yourself in the face."

Tangtanger pouted, tugged at her little face, and suddenly asked: "Brother, Tangtanger is super lovable, right?"

"Don't talk about this, shoot quickly, you will have money if you shoot, and you will have no money if you don't shoot."

Candy said with a smile: "Brother Duck, the Lun family shot at the little face, what if the little face is damaged and swollen, what should I do if it is swollen, my parents and sisters will cry so much."

"Don't worry about that, I promise they won't cry."

"meeting!"

"will not!"

"They really do."

"They won't! You overestimate yourself."

"You scoundrel."

"Huh???? What did you say?"

"Tang Tang is an egg!"

"..."

"Candy is an egg!"

"What are you doing? How did you become an egg?"

"Brother, Candy was an egg before it was born, do you know that?"

"I don't know, you can still turn into an egg? It's really rare, tell me what's going on?"

"It's such a fat thing."

"Say."

"Brother, did the Lun family say they can't shoot?"

"No."

"The Nalun family won't talk about it."

"Don't talk about pulling down, just shoot quickly."

"... Ho ho ho, let's talk about the Lun family."

Having said that there is still a glimmer of hope, not to mention that there is no hope at all, and he will be forced to shoot immediately.

Tang Shuang shook her legs: "You tell me."

He would like to see how this villain makes up a story.

"Brother, do you know what happened to Tangtanger before?"

"Before? Before what? Wetting the bed? Drooling? Stealing food? Standing for not doing homework?..."

Tang Tanger listened and rolled her eyes at Tang Shuang.

"Not these? Then tell me what happened before?"

"The Lun family hasn't had anything before they were born."

"Soul state? Then I don't know, you can still know this? It's amazing, tell me."

"Did you know that the Lun family was dry before they were born?"

"What?"

"The Lun family is picking their elder brother in the sky."

"Oh, huh? What? What are you talking about?"

Tang Tanger came to Tang Shuang with small steps, stood up cutely, with a small body and a straight smile on her face, looked at the small forest and the big lake in front of the French window, closed her eyes, landed on Xiaoshuang, and smiled Said: "Choose the elder brother, the Lun family saw Xiaoshuang, wow~ God of the Lun family--Xiaoshuang is so nice, super nice, the Lun family really wants to be Xiaoshuang's younger sister..."

Tang Shuang couldn't help laughing as she watched the villain in front of her act, her legs were put together, her little hands were waving, and what she said seemed to be true, with a serious look.

He was a little interested and asked, "What's next?"

Tangtang'er lowered her head slightly to see Tang Shuang's big feet, and her eyes followed her toes up and down.

next?what nextThe next thing she couldn't hold back was, she took two steps forward, straddled up, hugged Tang Shuang's calf with her small hands, and hung her feet up, as if she were sitting on a swing.

"What are you doing! I can't support you!"

Tang Shuang only felt his feet sink, and a little pig sat on it, and instantly sat on the ground with a thud.

How could he lift up the candy on his toes!

"Stand up for me! I'm asking you something! Why are you distracted! Can you be more serious! Stand up!"

Tang Shuang stood up, picked up the villain who was sitting on the ground, put it in front of the French window, and ordered her to stand up!This kid is really inexplicable. He made up a story and suddenly started doing something else!

"Hohohoho~" Candy stood up and said with a smirk, "Brother, your feet are not good enough!"

Tang Shuang gave her a white look, "Stand still!"

Then handed her the water gun on the desk: "Hurry up and shoot! I don't have time to talk to you about this."

Tangtang'er took the small water gun in a daze, and pointed at her little face: "pia~ah—the Lun family has no life! Xiaoshuang, save Lun!"

After finishing speaking, he tilted his small body and rushed towards Tang Shuang, hugging his legs with both hands, pretending to be shot dead.

Tang Shuang had no choice but to support this limp little body and said, "Stand up, stand up."

Tang Shuang's small body was soft and warm, and if Tang Shuang pushed her away a little, she would collapse.

"Can you stand still?"

"The Lun family will die."

"...Stop acting."

"Help Duck~"

Tang Shuang could see that this villain was playing tricks.

He carried the little guy and threw her on the boss chair.

The little guy lay motionless on the chair, and she would lie on her stomach no matter what Tang Shuang lost, with her little butt pouted, her little feet hanging on the ground, and her upper body lying on the chair.

"Ah—don't bury the Lun family!"

It’s as if an actor has a stage, a clown has a red nose, a little sparrow has a telephone pole, a puppy has a small bell, Candy waved her hands feebly, yelling not to bury her, she still wants to live for another two or three years !
"Still a villain! Still alive, little Shuangya~"

Ouch, Tang Shuang felt so tired.

Let her play by herself, he sat on the sofa, picked up his laptop and surfed the Internet.

The villain yelled for a while in front of the French window, but couldn't hear Tang Shuang's voice, and didn't respond to calling him. Looking back, he saw Xiaoshuang playing computer on the sofa.

She continued to lie on the boss's chair for a while, bored, and finally stood up, quietly came to Tang Shuang's side, approached his face, breathed out steam, and asked with a smile: "Little What are you doing, Shuang? Wow - you have money to buy a computer~ Your computer is so beautiful."

Tang Shuang glanced at her and pushed her away: "Go away, I don't want to talk to you now, unless you shoot yourself with a small water gun."

Tang Tanger didn't believe in this evil, and kept sticking to Tang Shuang, but was pushed away by Tang Shuang every time.

In the end, I had no choice but to resort to a unique trick. I tilted my head and thought for a while, and blurted out a flattering poem:

"The puppy asked Tang Tang what he was doing.
Tang Tang said that he picked his brother in the sky

I saw Xiaoshuang

Xiaoshuang is really good

Tang Tang really wants to be Xiaoshuang's younger sister

The next day I ate big pig's trotters

Tang Tang is in mother's belly~"

After reading, he looked at Tang Shuang with a smile.

Ouch~ Tang Shuang couldn't stand these things, no matter how hard-hearted he was, it turned into soft fingers at this moment.

He took the little seahorse water gun, without further ado, fired a shot at the little man's red face, a water arrow hit it, then embraced the little man, raised his hand to wipe it off for her...

(End of this chapter)