The Little Days of the Great Landlord
Chapter 176 The reason
Chapter 176 The reason
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"Honey, are you alright?" Wei Qingqing helped Yang Ming up, looked at Yang Ming's body was covered in bruises and purples, she shed tears in distress, and glared at the two old things from time to time.
"Honey, let these two old things go, every time they look at you, I feel at a disadvantage..." Yang Ming said.
"Ah???" Wei Qingqing didn't know why, but the old pervert and the old liar jumped three feet high nervously, and said at the same time: "Boy, don't talk nonsense, we two brothers have status, background and virtue Serious person, if you dare to talk nonsense, be careful that we will cut you..."
"It's understandable if you have an identity and a background? How come you are so virtuous? Could it be that you are wicked just by looking at me???" Wei Qingqing muttered in her small mouth, and suddenly her face changed drastically. After going inside, the door of the outer room was shut tightly with a bang.
"I, I, I..." The old pervert blinked his eyes vigorously, unable to say anything, turned his head to look at Yang Ming, and there was already a chill in his eyes. ruined.
"Brother..." The old liar was also very depressed, and tugged on the sleeve of the old pervert, "Just expel this unscrupulous disciple from the school..."
"It makes sense..." The old pervert gritted his teeth and glanced at Yang Ming, then nodded.
"Boy, did you hear that? Your master is going to drive you out of the school. Do you feel very disappointed? Come on, the door of Baguazhang has been opened to you..." The old liar smiled and squatted beside Yang Ming, Throwing a verdant olive branch.
"Get out..." The old pervert kicked the old liar's ass, "I just said that what you said makes sense, this kid is still a member of our Xingyimen."
"Hiss..." Yang Ming felt pain all over his body, took a breath, and sat up from the ground, "Old pervert, you said that I am from your Xingyimen, when did it happen? Why don't I know?" When did I join a cult..."
"Fuck... I'll spit on your face..." The old pervert's eyes popped out, "Martial arts organization, okay???"
"Warrior???" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows.
"That's right, it's a knight..." The old pervert nodded seriously.
"Heroes are prohibited by martial arts. Throughout the ages, chivalrous men have been the source of social chaos..." Yang Ming said.
"..." The old pervert choked again.
"Brother, tell me, does this kid deserve a beating???" The old liar also blew his beard and stared.
Yang Ming could feel that these two old things were really angry.
"Boy, let me tell you in a serious way now that although we are chivalrous, we never harm the common people. With my ability, although we won't go over the edge, robbing a bank or a jewelry store is a trivial matter, but we You have never done these things before, do you know why???" the old pervert said seriously.
"School rules..." Yang Ming rolled his eyes, "It's mentioned in martial arts novels..."
"..." The old pervert originally wanted to show off, but Yang Ming yelled at him, and couldn't help feeling depressed, "I hate Jin Yong..."
"What does it have to do with Jin Yong?" The old liar interjected: "Not only the school rules, but also the selection of apprentices. Every apprentice we accept is selected by thousands of people. First, qualifications, second, aura, The third is character, these three conditions are indispensable, it can be said that the threshold of the college entrance examination is much higher..."
"I don't believe it..." Yang Ming shook his head vigorously.
"Why don't you believe it??" The old liar was angry, staring at Yang Ming with his old eyes.
"I don't dare to comment on your aptitude and aura, but your character is really not up to par... Could it be that voyeurism is also in the category of character you talk about?" Yang Ming said.
"Look, let me tell you, we don't let you say it, we just know it in our hearts, why do we have to say it??? This time it's okay? Let this kid catch the handle..." The old pervert Staring at the old liar, his beard jumped wildly in anger.
"What did I say? I just said that this kid has immobility, but I didn't say it directly. It was you who said it. After reading it, I saw it... Then he came out completely bald..." The old liar opened his mouth to retort.
"Isn't it too obvious what you said? I don't think there is any need to hide it anymore, so I said it..." The old pervert blushed and retorted without showing any weakness.
"It's obvious what I said, but after all I didn't say it straight???" said the old liar.
"What's the difference between what you said and what you said straight? Even a fool can tell...Although that kid is not very smart, he is not a fool either..." said the old pervert.
"An idiot can hear what you said, but that kid is not an idiot, maybe he can't hear it..." The old liar's words were a little nonsense.
"I, I, I... If I don't get along with you, you won't know who the elder brother is..." The old pervert said, he raised his fist and punched the old liar in the eye socket.
"You still dare to do it? I'll let you know today, who is the elder brother..." The old liar is very skilled, and he dodges in a flash. In other words, Baguazhang is generally good at light body, and its flashes and movements have a charm .
While the old liar dodged away, he pushed out his left palm flatly and hit the old pervert on the nose.
The old satyr practiced Xingyiquan, which has reached a very high level. It is said that this Xingyiquan is not a kung fu for fighting. If you fight it, you can tell the difference with one move. But now, it is not a duel with this old liar. If it's life and death, it's impossible to exert the strongest power at all, and it's really a big headache because of this old liar's loach-like body skills.
The two started fighting again, the old pervert was depressed. In fact, the old liar was even more depressed. The old pervert didn't give his best, so he could only fight him to a tie. The fate of defeat.
"I said, you can play tricks, but don't smash the glass in our house..." Yang Ming patted the dirt on his body, turned and entered the house.
"Husband, what are they doing??? Are they really martial arts masters??" Yang Ming was pulled aside by Wei Qingqing as soon as he entered the room. Wei Qingqing hid behind the door of the outer room and listened for a long time.
"I don't know. That old pervert insists on saying that I am from their Xingyimen. I don't know what's going on. I intuitively feel that these two people don't seem to have good things thinking about us..." Yang Ming said.
"Look at the two of them, they fight really like the martial arts movies on TV. I heard that in Hong Kong, action movies are filmed, and sometimes they fight for real..." Wei Qingqing's eyes brightened .
"Who did you hear that? It's all fake beatings, otherwise why would you need a martial arts instructor???" Yang Ming pulled Wei Qingqing into the east room. In the east room, Mrs. Liu got up early and was sitting comfortably. On the kang, he was doing his work quickly.
"What are those two old men doing outside?" Mrs. Liu asked Yang Ming, looking up.
"It's nothing, just two unscrupulous old men..." Yang Ming slowly recounted the scene of how he met these two old men.
"Oh, that's the old satyr who asked you for pigeons???" Aunt Liu had an impression. Back then, when the old satyr called Yang Ming, she was listening by the side.
"No, the other one is the old liar who wants to tell our fortune..." Yang Ming said.
"It's a bit like a plot in a martial arts novel..." Wei Qingqing sat on the kang and said.
"Yang Ming, maybe you will become a master of martial arts in the future..." Mrs. Liu was a little excited.
"What do you do when you are a martial arts master? In this society, one bullet can wipe out a martial arts master..." Yang Ming said.
"Nonsense..." The old pervert roared from outside, "Bullets are hidden weapons. As long as I move faster than the guy with the gun, there is no way for him to hit me..."
"Ignorant boy, you are really mad at me..." The roar of the old liar also came in.
"These two old things have such good ears..." Yang Ming was stunned for a moment, and shrunk his neck involuntarily.
"This is an expert..." Wei Qingqing stuck out her tongue.
"Hmm! It's quite tall..." Mrs. Liu nodded, and continued to work with her head buried.
"Father, I'm hungry..." At this moment, Little Bao'er and Aunt Fat pushed open the back door and walked in.
"I'm hungry, Dad is going to cook now..." Yang Ming pinched Little Bao'er's face, got up and went outside to cook.
"Yang Ming, I want scrambled eggs, the colored ones..." Aunt Liu said softly.
"I want to eat scrambled eggs too, and I want to eat grape-flavored ones..." Wei Qingqing also said.
"Okay, okay..." Yang Ming quickly agreed.
"Hey..." Fat Auntie sat next to Wei Qingqing, hugged her with her shoulders, and said, "What's going on outside? Why are there two old men fighting???"
Daringly, when the fat aunt entered the house just now, she sneaked a peek at the door of the outer room.
"It's tricky, it's insisting on setting up a circus in our village, no, it's going to be a performance, let our village chief Liu have a look, if you pass the test, you can stay, but if you don't pass the test, you will be kicked out... " Wei Qingqing said casually.
"Oh..." Fat Aunt suddenly realized, "Don't talk about it, these two old men are jumping up and down, and they are much more agile than monkeys. If you want me to tell you, let them stay. First of all, they are bluffing people. Housekeepers are better than dogs." Works..."
"I'm so angry..." The old pervert roared, his hands and feet became much more dexterous, and it seemed that he was serious about it.
The old liar immediately felt the pressure, he was kicked twice on the buttocks, and his body flew two feet away.
"Who said I was the caretaker of the house?" The old pervert rushed into the house aggressively, glaring at the three women in the house.
"Ah, it's grandpa pervert..." Little Bao'er immediately recognized the old pervert, and immediately let out a joyful cry.
The face of the old pervert turned black instantly, staring at the three girls in the room, he uttered a few words between his teeth: "Who taught her..."
"Grandpa pervert, it was my mother who said it..." Little Bao'er said crisply: "My mother never let me read the book you gave to mother. Bao'er is a good kid who loves to study. Grandpa told her mother, Let mom show Bao'er..."
Cold sweat broke out from the old pervert's forehead. He never thought that when he gave Yang Ming the book, he chose a time when the timing was the most immature and ignored the children present.
Although Mrs. Liu hadn't read the contents of that book, she knew what it was about. Seeing that her daughter wanted to read that book, her face turned dark and she said angrily, "Bao'er, what nonsense are you talking about?" That's not what good people should read, only bad people read that kind of book, your godfather and godmother have already thrown away that book..."
"Then... the pervert grandpa must have seen it, then, the pervert grandpa is a bad person..." Little Bao'er bit her finger and walked away from the old pervert calmly.
"I, I, I..." Facing Xiao Bao'er's innocent expression that day, the old pervert felt ashamed and remorseful...
The old pervert covered his face and retreated.
"Qingqing, let me tell you something. Last night, there was a burglar in the backyard of your house. Bao'er and I were in the wooden house. We saw a person sneaking into the wooden house, but let your dog I was bitten, and ran away with a squeak, which was much faster than Liu Xiang..." Fat Aunt felt that what happened yesterday could not be hidden from her master.
"Yes, yes, I saw it too. Bao'er is so scared..." Little Bao'er thought of the thrill of last night, and a trace of fear appeared on her little face. .
"What's going on???" Wei Qingqing said with a serious expression.
"That's what happened..." Auntie Fat crossed her legs and told the whole story of what happened last night.
"You mean, that black shadow yesterday was quite fat, and his movements were also nimble???" After Aunt Fatty finished speaking, before Wei Qingqing and Sister-in-law Liu said anything, the old liar flashed in like a ghost. Said loudly.
"Ah... yes... almost the same as you..." Fat Aunt looked at the old man who suddenly appeared, and was stunned. Is this old man too agile? ?
"Nonsense, how could that dead pig compare to me???" The old liar's eyes were round.
"You know that person???" Wei Qingqing used the honorific unconsciously.
"Of course we know each other. We are here this time just for him..." the old liar said seriously.
"Oh???" This time, even Mrs. Liu raised her head, and the three girls looked at him together.
"This man is a master in the martial arts world. We don't know his name, but we know his faction..." said the old liar.
"You said..." Wei Qingqing sat upright, patted little Bao'er's buttocks, "Bao'er, go get milk for grandpa..."
"Oh..." Xiao Bao'er responded, came out of her mother's arms, and went to Westinghouse to get milk.
The old liar found a chair and sat down, and said: "This man is a master of Japanese karate. He is very good at horizontal kung fu. He can be regarded as a master. His only shortcoming is his speed..." At this point, Xiao Baoer hugged several When the cartons of milk came, I first gave one to the old liar, and then gave one to my mother, godmother and fat grandma, but I sat on Kang Yan'er with a carton of milk.
"...Thank you, little Baoer..." The old liar continued: "This time we received a mission, saying that this guy came to this small mountain village to obtain something important to the country, and the ordinary master , and not his opponent, we saw that the key person here turned out to be that boy Yang Ming, so we took the initiative to apply to complete this task. In fact, we also know that the country told us this task, that is, Wish we could come…”
"I don't know, which department are you from?" Wei Qingqing asked.
"Hehe, the Ministry of National Security, external members..." The old liar chuckled, and took out a small notebook from his pocket. This notebook still carried the atmosphere of the new China in the last century when the People's Republic of China was first established. Some years.
"This word is really imposing..." Wei Qingqing glanced at the small book, and felt that the words on it had a sharp and sharp aura, and she seemed to have seen this type of font before, so she couldn't help praising it.
"Did you see it too? This is written by *** himself. Hehehe, over the years, people's books have been replaced several times, and they are all new ones. Our books, hehe, are not willing to change... ..." The old liar laughed.
"Hiss... really..." Wei Qingqing observed the font carefully, and found that it was indeed the same font as the words on the title. Worshiped.
"Hey, back when the Republic was founded and the underground forces of the Kuomintang were making troubles everywhere in the country, we martial arts people played a big role..." The old liar recalled the scene of being stunned everywhere, and couldn't help but feel very happy.
"Ahem, why don't you hurry up and tell me, what does this karate master want???" Mrs. Liu coughed twice, awakening the old liar who was trapped in the memories of the hero Yeyong back then.
"Ahem, let's continue, let's continue..." The old liar coughed twice and started to talk about business, "This person is practicing karate, but he is practicing the authentic inner family alchemy. It was at the end of the Qing Dynasty. , the Eight-Power Allied Forces robbed the city of Beijing, and the ancestors of that person obtained a secret book of alchemy in the treasure house of the Qing Palace, and then made it a family heirloom of their family. In each generation, only the eldest son of the direct line can practice..."
Speaking of this, the old liar sighed, and said: "This family is also ruthless enough. After getting the secret book, the whole family immediately disappeared and never appeared in front of people again. We old people, even if we want to get the secret book Take it back, and there is no way to start..."
"Sounds like a martial arts novel..." Wei Qingqing drank milk without blinking her eyes, for fear of missing a word.
Aunt Fat and Aunt Liu also listened with great interest.
"Hmph! What do you know? Novels are originally derived from life, but they are higher than life. Martial arts novels exaggerate martial arts. In fact, there is nothing mysterious about martial arts..." The old liar said disdainfully.
"No way! I see that you and that old pervert are having a lively fight..." Wei Qingqing said.
"Hmph, in domestic martial arts, there are only three people at the level of the two of us, and the others are not worth mentioning..." said the old liar.
"Oh? There is another one??? Then who is he???" Wei Qingqing asked curiously.
"He is the Tai Chi Grandmaster of Wudang Mountain, the previous head of the Wudang Sect. That old bull-nosed man has already practiced the thirteen Tai Chi moves to a very high level. In this world, no one can defeat him..." said the old liar.
"So, he's stronger than you and that old pervert???" Wei Qingqing said.
"Of course not. I mean, no one in the world can defeat him, but I didn't say that he is the best in the world. That old bull-nosed man belongs to the tortoise. His lethality is not very good, but his ability to resist is much stronger. Er Qiang, he can't beat you, but he can grind with you slowly until you give up automatically..." When the old liar mentioned the Tai Chi master, he became angry for a while, and using Tai Chi to train foreign workers is really too shameless.
"Then, who is the number one player in the world???" Wei Qingqing loves to watch martial arts movies, and is very interested in the number one player in the world.
"Although I don't want to admit it, that old pervert is really recognized as number one in the world... I'm far behind. My Baguazhang ancestor was Dong Haichuan in the late Qing Dynasty, and his ancestor was Ji Jike in the Ming Dynasty. After hundreds of years, Xingyiquan has been perfected by countless generations of martial arts geniuses, and it is definitely not comparable to our Baguazhang with a history of more than a hundred years..." The old liar can't beat people, brazenly taking time Let's talk about it.
"It's alright, alright, the meal is ready, let's eat first, and then we can continue after eating, Xiao Baoer will be late later..." Yang Ming moved the Kang table and came in.
"Oh... your food is delicious enough..." The food was placed on the table, and the old liar was hooked by the smell of the food and swallowed.
"It's quite fragrant, would you like to have some???" Yang Ming laughed.
"You've already said that, if I refuse, where will you save your face??" The old liar said, not polite at all, he rushed onto the kang with a whoosh, and sat cross-legged on the edge of the kang.
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"Honey, are you alright?" Wei Qingqing helped Yang Ming up, looked at Yang Ming's body was covered in bruises and purples, she shed tears in distress, and glared at the two old things from time to time.
"Honey, let these two old things go, every time they look at you, I feel at a disadvantage..." Yang Ming said.
"Ah???" Wei Qingqing didn't know why, but the old pervert and the old liar jumped three feet high nervously, and said at the same time: "Boy, don't talk nonsense, we two brothers have status, background and virtue Serious person, if you dare to talk nonsense, be careful that we will cut you..."
"It's understandable if you have an identity and a background? How come you are so virtuous? Could it be that you are wicked just by looking at me???" Wei Qingqing muttered in her small mouth, and suddenly her face changed drastically. After going inside, the door of the outer room was shut tightly with a bang.
"I, I, I..." The old pervert blinked his eyes vigorously, unable to say anything, turned his head to look at Yang Ming, and there was already a chill in his eyes. ruined.
"Brother..." The old liar was also very depressed, and tugged on the sleeve of the old pervert, "Just expel this unscrupulous disciple from the school..."
"It makes sense..." The old pervert gritted his teeth and glanced at Yang Ming, then nodded.
"Boy, did you hear that? Your master is going to drive you out of the school. Do you feel very disappointed? Come on, the door of Baguazhang has been opened to you..." The old liar smiled and squatted beside Yang Ming, Throwing a verdant olive branch.
"Get out..." The old pervert kicked the old liar's ass, "I just said that what you said makes sense, this kid is still a member of our Xingyimen."
"Hiss..." Yang Ming felt pain all over his body, took a breath, and sat up from the ground, "Old pervert, you said that I am from your Xingyimen, when did it happen? Why don't I know?" When did I join a cult..."
"Fuck... I'll spit on your face..." The old pervert's eyes popped out, "Martial arts organization, okay???"
"Warrior???" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows.
"That's right, it's a knight..." The old pervert nodded seriously.
"Heroes are prohibited by martial arts. Throughout the ages, chivalrous men have been the source of social chaos..." Yang Ming said.
"..." The old pervert choked again.
"Brother, tell me, does this kid deserve a beating???" The old liar also blew his beard and stared.
Yang Ming could feel that these two old things were really angry.
"Boy, let me tell you in a serious way now that although we are chivalrous, we never harm the common people. With my ability, although we won't go over the edge, robbing a bank or a jewelry store is a trivial matter, but we You have never done these things before, do you know why???" the old pervert said seriously.
"School rules..." Yang Ming rolled his eyes, "It's mentioned in martial arts novels..."
"..." The old pervert originally wanted to show off, but Yang Ming yelled at him, and couldn't help feeling depressed, "I hate Jin Yong..."
"What does it have to do with Jin Yong?" The old liar interjected: "Not only the school rules, but also the selection of apprentices. Every apprentice we accept is selected by thousands of people. First, qualifications, second, aura, The third is character, these three conditions are indispensable, it can be said that the threshold of the college entrance examination is much higher..."
"I don't believe it..." Yang Ming shook his head vigorously.
"Why don't you believe it??" The old liar was angry, staring at Yang Ming with his old eyes.
"I don't dare to comment on your aptitude and aura, but your character is really not up to par... Could it be that voyeurism is also in the category of character you talk about?" Yang Ming said.
"Look, let me tell you, we don't let you say it, we just know it in our hearts, why do we have to say it??? This time it's okay? Let this kid catch the handle..." The old pervert Staring at the old liar, his beard jumped wildly in anger.
"What did I say? I just said that this kid has immobility, but I didn't say it directly. It was you who said it. After reading it, I saw it... Then he came out completely bald..." The old liar opened his mouth to retort.
"Isn't it too obvious what you said? I don't think there is any need to hide it anymore, so I said it..." The old pervert blushed and retorted without showing any weakness.
"It's obvious what I said, but after all I didn't say it straight???" said the old liar.
"What's the difference between what you said and what you said straight? Even a fool can tell...Although that kid is not very smart, he is not a fool either..." said the old pervert.
"An idiot can hear what you said, but that kid is not an idiot, maybe he can't hear it..." The old liar's words were a little nonsense.
"I, I, I... If I don't get along with you, you won't know who the elder brother is..." The old pervert said, he raised his fist and punched the old liar in the eye socket.
"You still dare to do it? I'll let you know today, who is the elder brother..." The old liar is very skilled, and he dodges in a flash. In other words, Baguazhang is generally good at light body, and its flashes and movements have a charm .
While the old liar dodged away, he pushed out his left palm flatly and hit the old pervert on the nose.
The old satyr practiced Xingyiquan, which has reached a very high level. It is said that this Xingyiquan is not a kung fu for fighting. If you fight it, you can tell the difference with one move. But now, it is not a duel with this old liar. If it's life and death, it's impossible to exert the strongest power at all, and it's really a big headache because of this old liar's loach-like body skills.
The two started fighting again, the old pervert was depressed. In fact, the old liar was even more depressed. The old pervert didn't give his best, so he could only fight him to a tie. The fate of defeat.
"I said, you can play tricks, but don't smash the glass in our house..." Yang Ming patted the dirt on his body, turned and entered the house.
"Husband, what are they doing??? Are they really martial arts masters??" Yang Ming was pulled aside by Wei Qingqing as soon as he entered the room. Wei Qingqing hid behind the door of the outer room and listened for a long time.
"I don't know. That old pervert insists on saying that I am from their Xingyimen. I don't know what's going on. I intuitively feel that these two people don't seem to have good things thinking about us..." Yang Ming said.
"Look at the two of them, they fight really like the martial arts movies on TV. I heard that in Hong Kong, action movies are filmed, and sometimes they fight for real..." Wei Qingqing's eyes brightened .
"Who did you hear that? It's all fake beatings, otherwise why would you need a martial arts instructor???" Yang Ming pulled Wei Qingqing into the east room. In the east room, Mrs. Liu got up early and was sitting comfortably. On the kang, he was doing his work quickly.
"What are those two old men doing outside?" Mrs. Liu asked Yang Ming, looking up.
"It's nothing, just two unscrupulous old men..." Yang Ming slowly recounted the scene of how he met these two old men.
"Oh, that's the old satyr who asked you for pigeons???" Aunt Liu had an impression. Back then, when the old satyr called Yang Ming, she was listening by the side.
"No, the other one is the old liar who wants to tell our fortune..." Yang Ming said.
"It's a bit like a plot in a martial arts novel..." Wei Qingqing sat on the kang and said.
"Yang Ming, maybe you will become a master of martial arts in the future..." Mrs. Liu was a little excited.
"What do you do when you are a martial arts master? In this society, one bullet can wipe out a martial arts master..." Yang Ming said.
"Nonsense..." The old pervert roared from outside, "Bullets are hidden weapons. As long as I move faster than the guy with the gun, there is no way for him to hit me..."
"Ignorant boy, you are really mad at me..." The roar of the old liar also came in.
"These two old things have such good ears..." Yang Ming was stunned for a moment, and shrunk his neck involuntarily.
"This is an expert..." Wei Qingqing stuck out her tongue.
"Hmm! It's quite tall..." Mrs. Liu nodded, and continued to work with her head buried.
"Father, I'm hungry..." At this moment, Little Bao'er and Aunt Fat pushed open the back door and walked in.
"I'm hungry, Dad is going to cook now..." Yang Ming pinched Little Bao'er's face, got up and went outside to cook.
"Yang Ming, I want scrambled eggs, the colored ones..." Aunt Liu said softly.
"I want to eat scrambled eggs too, and I want to eat grape-flavored ones..." Wei Qingqing also said.
"Okay, okay..." Yang Ming quickly agreed.
"Hey..." Fat Auntie sat next to Wei Qingqing, hugged her with her shoulders, and said, "What's going on outside? Why are there two old men fighting???"
Daringly, when the fat aunt entered the house just now, she sneaked a peek at the door of the outer room.
"It's tricky, it's insisting on setting up a circus in our village, no, it's going to be a performance, let our village chief Liu have a look, if you pass the test, you can stay, but if you don't pass the test, you will be kicked out... " Wei Qingqing said casually.
"Oh..." Fat Aunt suddenly realized, "Don't talk about it, these two old men are jumping up and down, and they are much more agile than monkeys. If you want me to tell you, let them stay. First of all, they are bluffing people. Housekeepers are better than dogs." Works..."
"I'm so angry..." The old pervert roared, his hands and feet became much more dexterous, and it seemed that he was serious about it.
The old liar immediately felt the pressure, he was kicked twice on the buttocks, and his body flew two feet away.
"Who said I was the caretaker of the house?" The old pervert rushed into the house aggressively, glaring at the three women in the house.
"Ah, it's grandpa pervert..." Little Bao'er immediately recognized the old pervert, and immediately let out a joyful cry.
The face of the old pervert turned black instantly, staring at the three girls in the room, he uttered a few words between his teeth: "Who taught her..."
"Grandpa pervert, it was my mother who said it..." Little Bao'er said crisply: "My mother never let me read the book you gave to mother. Bao'er is a good kid who loves to study. Grandpa told her mother, Let mom show Bao'er..."
Cold sweat broke out from the old pervert's forehead. He never thought that when he gave Yang Ming the book, he chose a time when the timing was the most immature and ignored the children present.
Although Mrs. Liu hadn't read the contents of that book, she knew what it was about. Seeing that her daughter wanted to read that book, her face turned dark and she said angrily, "Bao'er, what nonsense are you talking about?" That's not what good people should read, only bad people read that kind of book, your godfather and godmother have already thrown away that book..."
"Then... the pervert grandpa must have seen it, then, the pervert grandpa is a bad person..." Little Bao'er bit her finger and walked away from the old pervert calmly.
"I, I, I..." Facing Xiao Bao'er's innocent expression that day, the old pervert felt ashamed and remorseful...
The old pervert covered his face and retreated.
"Qingqing, let me tell you something. Last night, there was a burglar in the backyard of your house. Bao'er and I were in the wooden house. We saw a person sneaking into the wooden house, but let your dog I was bitten, and ran away with a squeak, which was much faster than Liu Xiang..." Fat Aunt felt that what happened yesterday could not be hidden from her master.
"Yes, yes, I saw it too. Bao'er is so scared..." Little Bao'er thought of the thrill of last night, and a trace of fear appeared on her little face. .
"What's going on???" Wei Qingqing said with a serious expression.
"That's what happened..." Auntie Fat crossed her legs and told the whole story of what happened last night.
"You mean, that black shadow yesterday was quite fat, and his movements were also nimble???" After Aunt Fatty finished speaking, before Wei Qingqing and Sister-in-law Liu said anything, the old liar flashed in like a ghost. Said loudly.
"Ah... yes... almost the same as you..." Fat Aunt looked at the old man who suddenly appeared, and was stunned. Is this old man too agile? ?
"Nonsense, how could that dead pig compare to me???" The old liar's eyes were round.
"You know that person???" Wei Qingqing used the honorific unconsciously.
"Of course we know each other. We are here this time just for him..." the old liar said seriously.
"Oh???" This time, even Mrs. Liu raised her head, and the three girls looked at him together.
"This man is a master in the martial arts world. We don't know his name, but we know his faction..." said the old liar.
"You said..." Wei Qingqing sat upright, patted little Bao'er's buttocks, "Bao'er, go get milk for grandpa..."
"Oh..." Xiao Bao'er responded, came out of her mother's arms, and went to Westinghouse to get milk.
The old liar found a chair and sat down, and said: "This man is a master of Japanese karate. He is very good at horizontal kung fu. He can be regarded as a master. His only shortcoming is his speed..." At this point, Xiao Baoer hugged several When the cartons of milk came, I first gave one to the old liar, and then gave one to my mother, godmother and fat grandma, but I sat on Kang Yan'er with a carton of milk.
"...Thank you, little Baoer..." The old liar continued: "This time we received a mission, saying that this guy came to this small mountain village to obtain something important to the country, and the ordinary master , and not his opponent, we saw that the key person here turned out to be that boy Yang Ming, so we took the initiative to apply to complete this task. In fact, we also know that the country told us this task, that is, Wish we could come…”
"I don't know, which department are you from?" Wei Qingqing asked.
"Hehe, the Ministry of National Security, external members..." The old liar chuckled, and took out a small notebook from his pocket. This notebook still carried the atmosphere of the new China in the last century when the People's Republic of China was first established. Some years.
"This word is really imposing..." Wei Qingqing glanced at the small book, and felt that the words on it had a sharp and sharp aura, and she seemed to have seen this type of font before, so she couldn't help praising it.
"Did you see it too? This is written by *** himself. Hehehe, over the years, people's books have been replaced several times, and they are all new ones. Our books, hehe, are not willing to change... ..." The old liar laughed.
"Hiss... really..." Wei Qingqing observed the font carefully, and found that it was indeed the same font as the words on the title. Worshiped.
"Hey, back when the Republic was founded and the underground forces of the Kuomintang were making troubles everywhere in the country, we martial arts people played a big role..." The old liar recalled the scene of being stunned everywhere, and couldn't help but feel very happy.
"Ahem, why don't you hurry up and tell me, what does this karate master want???" Mrs. Liu coughed twice, awakening the old liar who was trapped in the memories of the hero Yeyong back then.
"Ahem, let's continue, let's continue..." The old liar coughed twice and started to talk about business, "This person is practicing karate, but he is practicing the authentic inner family alchemy. It was at the end of the Qing Dynasty. , the Eight-Power Allied Forces robbed the city of Beijing, and the ancestors of that person obtained a secret book of alchemy in the treasure house of the Qing Palace, and then made it a family heirloom of their family. In each generation, only the eldest son of the direct line can practice..."
Speaking of this, the old liar sighed, and said: "This family is also ruthless enough. After getting the secret book, the whole family immediately disappeared and never appeared in front of people again. We old people, even if we want to get the secret book Take it back, and there is no way to start..."
"Sounds like a martial arts novel..." Wei Qingqing drank milk without blinking her eyes, for fear of missing a word.
Aunt Fat and Aunt Liu also listened with great interest.
"Hmph! What do you know? Novels are originally derived from life, but they are higher than life. Martial arts novels exaggerate martial arts. In fact, there is nothing mysterious about martial arts..." The old liar said disdainfully.
"No way! I see that you and that old pervert are having a lively fight..." Wei Qingqing said.
"Hmph, in domestic martial arts, there are only three people at the level of the two of us, and the others are not worth mentioning..." said the old liar.
"Oh? There is another one??? Then who is he???" Wei Qingqing asked curiously.
"He is the Tai Chi Grandmaster of Wudang Mountain, the previous head of the Wudang Sect. That old bull-nosed man has already practiced the thirteen Tai Chi moves to a very high level. In this world, no one can defeat him..." said the old liar.
"So, he's stronger than you and that old pervert???" Wei Qingqing said.
"Of course not. I mean, no one in the world can defeat him, but I didn't say that he is the best in the world. That old bull-nosed man belongs to the tortoise. His lethality is not very good, but his ability to resist is much stronger. Er Qiang, he can't beat you, but he can grind with you slowly until you give up automatically..." When the old liar mentioned the Tai Chi master, he became angry for a while, and using Tai Chi to train foreign workers is really too shameless.
"Then, who is the number one player in the world???" Wei Qingqing loves to watch martial arts movies, and is very interested in the number one player in the world.
"Although I don't want to admit it, that old pervert is really recognized as number one in the world... I'm far behind. My Baguazhang ancestor was Dong Haichuan in the late Qing Dynasty, and his ancestor was Ji Jike in the Ming Dynasty. After hundreds of years, Xingyiquan has been perfected by countless generations of martial arts geniuses, and it is definitely not comparable to our Baguazhang with a history of more than a hundred years..." The old liar can't beat people, brazenly taking time Let's talk about it.
"It's alright, alright, the meal is ready, let's eat first, and then we can continue after eating, Xiao Baoer will be late later..." Yang Ming moved the Kang table and came in.
"Oh... your food is delicious enough..." The food was placed on the table, and the old liar was hooked by the smell of the food and swallowed.
"It's quite fragrant, would you like to have some???" Yang Ming laughed.
"You've already said that, if I refuse, where will you save your face??" The old liar said, not polite at all, he rushed onto the kang with a whoosh, and sat cross-legged on the edge of the kang.
ps: Ask for recommendation, ask for collection...
(End of this chapter)
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