The Little Days of the Great Landlord

Chapter 177 Weird
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Yang Ming originally wanted to find the old perverts. Although their voyeurism made people feel uncomfortable, they are also elders and old people. There was no one to be found, and it was the old liar who spoke: If the old pervert hides, no one will be able to find him...

"What kind of egg is this? Why does it taste like grapes? Just smell it, and my golden core will jump wildly..." The old liar was holding a piece of fried dragon egg, his eyes popped out.

"Hehe, there are a lot of Chinese herbal medicines in it..." Yang Ming laughed.

"Fart, I still can't smell if there is any Chinese medicine? This is the purest egg, well, chopped green onion doesn't count..." The old liar said with his mouth curled up.

"Then tell me, how is this egg made???" Yang Ming said.

"Of course it's fried..." The old liar gave Yang Ming a blank look, and stuffed the dragon egg into his mouth, "Well, it's not bad, it tastes good, this guy, I really don't know what kind of bird's egg it is, for us Practicing Qi is very beneficial..."

"Hehe, could it be a dragon egg???" Yang Ming laughed.

"Hmph, maybe..." The huge vitality contained in the dragon egg went around in the old liar's stomach, and then was integrated into the golden pill. The golden pill, which was originally only the size of a soybean grain, had grown up at that time. circle around.

"I'll try this again..." The old liar knows the taste, and has great expectations for another plate of scrambled eggs. He puts a piece in front of his nose, sniffs it lightly, and feels that he is a little dazed immediately. Clear eyesight, "Okay, this is to supplement the primordial spirit..."

"I said, can you not be so mysterious??? Teach children badly..." A black line slid up and down Yang Ming's forehead.

This old man is really, he is a golden elixir and a primordial spirit, he just said that the golden elixir doesn't care about you, so he's excited...

"Hey hey hey, nourishing the brain and nourishing the brain..." The old liar smiled and stuffed the scrambled eggs into his mouth.

Next, the old liar will kill these two kinds of eggs. The taste of these two kinds of eggs is good in itself, and it is also of great benefit to his practice. Of course, the old liar will not be polite.

After eating and drinking enough, the old liar couldn't help but drag Yang Ming away, making the third daughter who still wanted to listen to martial arts very depressed, but Xiao Baoer went to school with her schoolbag on her back contentedly. She learned a lot today Martial arts secrets, there are two new terms, you have to show off to the children.

"Boy, tell Master Uncle, what the hell are you two bastards???" The old liar pulled Yang Ming onto the bridge, and the two stood on the railing.

"My two bastards???" Yang Ming was sweating on his forehead. He lowered his head and saw that his trousers were in good condition and the zipper was closed, so he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.

"You boy, don't be sloppy with me. The old man is almost a hundred years old, and you can still hide it from me with your little tricks?" The old liar said disdainfully.

"Hehe, sir, I'm a little puzzled. Back then, you disgusted me outside the train station. What's the reason?" Yang Ming laughed.

"The reason? It's very simple..." The old liar showed a smirk on his face, "It's just to plant some demons in you, so that you can officially step into the ranks of spiritual practice, but who knows that you don't want to enter the ranks, even if you don't know what to do. None of them have been affected..." Afterwards, he was quite depressed.

"It's bad enough..." Yang Ming said.

"What's the loss??? The old man is helping you..." The old liar's eyebrows and beard twitched wildly, "Later, I fooled your two female classmates, who knows..."

When it comes to Zhang Fenghuang and Liu Lili, the old liar is even more entangled.

"Hey..." Yang Ming chuckled.

"I really don't know why you guys have such a good psychological quality. None of those two girls believed me..." the old liar muttered.

"Grandpa, you are too outdated. Today's society is a society full of information. Is there anything online? You have used up your little tricks on the Internet..." Yang Ming said contemptuously.

"Okay, okay, I'm the one who is out, okay? Tell the uncle, what kind of bastard are you???" said the old liar.

"That's right, you know it's out..." Yang Minghan made a moment, then smiled and said, "Don't you think your request is too rude? You know the goods, so you naturally understand the value of those two plates of scrambled eggs..."

"Boy, I think you are too spoiled, waste everything, I am afraid that you will go to hell after death... Those two kinds of eggs, each of which is a god, but you know, what you do is to ruin the good things inside. More than [-]%..." said the old liar.

"Oh? You mean..." Yang Ming raised his eyebrows.

"I can use alchemy to keep more than [-]% of the nutrients in those two eggs." The old liar said.

"Alchemy???" Yang Ming's face turned dark, "You don't need lead and mercury??? Are you refining poison???"

"Nonsense..." The old liar's beard twitched wildly, "Who told you that the way of lead and mercury is to refine poison? Is that the Great Golden Elixir? The human body is used as the alchemy furnace, and the spirit, energy, and spirit are used as the three treasures. The alchemy of humanism is a hidden language, do you understand the hidden language? The alchemy I am talking about is a small golden elixir. It is made with various medicinal materials and made into pills made of honey. You... ignorant little bastard..."

"Uh uh uh, so that's what happened..." Yang Ming nodded repeatedly and smiled awkwardly.

"Hmph... Now, do you know how awkward it is to talk to this kid? It's like playing the piano to a cow..." The old pervert's voice came from under the bridge, and the two looked down the bridge, only to see the old pervert sitting cross-legged on the ice. On the ground, a big hole was cut out in the ice in front of him, and some small fish were surrounding the ice hole to breathe.

"Don't tell me..." The old liar sighed, jumped off the bridge, and sat cross-legged next to the old satyr, "Why don't you say that you are masters and apprentices! You still know him... "

"Hmph..." The old pervert snorted twice, "What kind of bastard are you talking about???"

"Oh!" The old liar elongated his voice, "There are two kinds of very ordinary eggs, one kind of so-so can improve vitality, and the other kind can make do with replenishing brainpower..."

"Oh my god..." The old pervert staggered and almost fell into the ice hole, looking at the old liar in surprise, "What you said is true? Didn't you commit any old problems???"

When the old problem was mentioned, the old liar immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, pointed at the old pervert's nose and cursed: "You old bastard, who are you talking about?? You are the only one who has the old problem What? Your whole family suffers from old problems..."

"Brother, don't blame me for doubting you, it's because you have a criminal record..." The old pervert burst into tears, and excitedly grabbed the old liar's hand, but the words he said were extremely irritating.

"I said, what are you two doing???" Yang Ming lay on the bridge railing and looked down. A theatergoer.

As soon as Yang Ming's voice sounded, the two old things immediately restrained themselves, with unusually sincere smiles on their faces, although their livid faces made anyone see their hypocrisy.

Yang Ming didn't have the skills of these two old things. He got off the bridge first, then walked across the ice, and sat down around the ice hole with these two old things. Yang Ming said, "Why are you here? of? Should I say it now?"

"Don't you want to know??? Aren't you afraid of being left alone???" The old pervert rolled his eyes, still brooding over Yang Ming's original 'scene talk'.

"Ah! That, right? I just think that I'm just an ordinary person. If you have any dangerous tasks, you don't have to entrust them to me..." Yang Ming smiled awkwardly.

"Of course the task will not be entrusted to you, but it is indeed quite dangerous..." the old pervert said leisurely.

"Dangerous, what danger can I have??" Yang Ming frowned, "Could it be aimed at me???"

"Yes, it is indeed aimed at you. Do you know who that Gu Pan is???" said the old liar seriously.

"Gu Pan???" The girl suffering in the cold cave appeared in Yang Ming's mind.

"That's right, it's her. She is the contemporary heir of the family I mentioned. She has practiced kung fu to perfection, but when she came to you, she quickly disappeared. That Gu Pan is very important to that family, so, If Gu Pan doesn't show up for a day, that family will never give up..." said the old liar.

"That Gu Pan still has such a big history???" Yang Ming was surprised.

"Of course..." The old liar nodded heavily, "She is the only daughter of the current patriarch of that family. In the future, it will be up to her to find a husband and son-in-law and pass on the alchemy..." Speaking of which, the old liar maliciously He laughed: "Hey, speaking of it, Gu Pan's father is dead, and the alchemy is passed down by word of mouth. Without Gu Pan, that family would lose the alchemy..."

"Isn't it evil??? That Gu Pan is so important???" Yang Ming blinked and said.

"Of course..." The old liar nodded.

"Why do I not believe it? I remember you said that the thief who went to the garden behind our house yesterday seems to be practicing alchemy, right???" Yang Ming said.

The meaning is obvious. Didn't you say that people only look forward to a successor?What did that thief do yesterday? ? ?
"You're not so stupid, are you? Although the alchemy is powerful, there are still several stages. First, it is a hundred days to build a foundation, then it is refined to transform Qi, and the next step is to refine Qi to transform gods. Xu, practice xu and join the Tao... Last night, the thief at most could refine the formulas of transforming Qi into gods, but the following ones... Heh heh, he definitely can't, because the latter formulas are the real formulas of the whole alchemy. The essence lies in..." said the old liar.

"Not only that, but the transportation of river carts, babies and maidens, meeting between dragons and tigers, five energies in harmony, and three flowers gathering on the top are even more cumbersome..." the old satyr added.

Yang Ming looked at the old pervert.

"Tell us, where did you get her???" The old pervert narrowed his eyes slightly, felt Yang Ming's gaze, and said, "Although I don't want to admit it, you are indeed a wicked man Son, that Gu Pan must have been controlled by you..."

"Ahem..." Yang Ming coughed twice, "Tell me first, what is the alchemy that Gu Pan's ancestors obtained??"

Yang Ming's attitude, even if he acquiesced, Gu Pan was indeed in his hands, which shocked the hearts of the two old guys, but they didn't show it on the surface.

"Dangong is Dangong, mental method is mental method, it's not the same thing." The old liar despised Yang Ming's ignorance for a while, and said, "I don't know what the name of that book is, but look at it." Anyone who has read "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" should know that a kind of martial art that Ouyang Feng thinks about day and night..."

""Nine Yin Manual"???" Yang Ming's eyes widened.

"It's the "Nine Yin Manual", this book of alchemy is a Taoist classic. Later, somehow, it was included in the treasury of the Qing court..." The old satyr sighed.

"The way of heaven is to damage more than make up for what is not enough. That's why the emptiness wins the real, and the insufficiency wins more than enough???" Yang Ming can still say a few sentences, but the scene of Guo Jing's endorsement is really interesting. People who read "Legend of the Condor Heroes" can tell it.

"Not bad, that's it..." The old pervert nodded repeatedly.

"But...but..." Yang Ming felt that the world was a little chaotic.

"But what???" asked the old liar.

"But this alchemy, it is said that it is included in the "Siku Quanshu"..." Yang Ming said weakly.

As soon as Yang Ming said the words, the two old men stood up in shock.

"What did you say???" The old pervert grabbed Yang Ming's arm, pinching Yang Ming's teeth and grinning. The old man's hands were very strong, like iron pliers.

"Boy, you didn't lie to us???" The old liar grabbed Yang Ming's other arm.

"I said, I said, don't make any moves. I also heard what netizens said. I don't know whether it is true or not..." Yang Ming said quickly.

"Yes, yes, you will know if you verify it???" The old pervert was also confused, let go of Yang Ming, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and called his apprentice: "Youngest, I am Master, hurry up, check for me the "Nine Yin Scriptures" in "Siku Quanshu"... No, no, no, it's not called "Nine Yin Scriptures", "Nine Yin Scriptures" is the name in the novel, What is it called in reality...Anyway, you can look it up for me, find out all the parts about Dangong in "Siku Quanshu", and send me an email later...Okay, hang up..."

The old pervert here just finished calling, and the old liar over there also called his apprentice and explained the same thing.

"Boy, if what you said is true, you will have made a great contribution. It is not impossible for me to make an exception for you to learn my kung fu..." said the old pervert.

"Didn't you say that you are my master? How can I make an exception to learn your kung fu?" Yang Ming said.

"You don't understand, kid??? Do you know what your master did before joining Xingyimen?" The old liar curled his lips with contempt on his face.

"You bastard, there's your business, what should you do..." the old pervert stared at the old liar, sparks in his eyes, and roared.

"..." The old liar moved his mouth, but finally closed it.

"Hearing what you said, I understand a little bit. You couldn't have been a prostitute before, right???" Yang Ming looked at the old pervert with contempt in his eyes.

"That's not what I said..." The old liar stepped forward at the right time to disregard his relationship, and immediately confirmed how promising the old pervert's former career was.

The old satyr's face turned blue in an instant, and he said angrily: "Fart, I just finished doing two things, so I was caught by my mentor, and I was brought under the door, and finally changed my ways and started a new life. In the end, I married both of them Woolen cloth……"

"Oh??? Bigamy..." Yang Ming looked at the old pervert with contempt.

"Fart, at that time, New China had not yet been established, and it was legal for us to get married." The old pervert said angrily.

"Don't say any more, just know it in your heart, hurry up, let's get down to business..." The old liar pulled Yang Ming with a sly look.

"There is one last question. I guessed it too. The pornographic book you gave me should be the inner strength and mental method you practiced when you were a flower picker??? You seem to have told me, that thing It can only be one-on-one, one-on-one and picking flowers..." Yang Ming said.

"You believe this, are you stupid???" The old pervert said with a livid face, "How can there be such wicked kung fu in the world?"

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, let's talk about business, how did you catch that Gu Pan? With your skills? You can't pick her, right???" said the old liar.

"Am I that kind of person???" Yang Ming rolled his eyes.

"I believe that, you have practiced that kind of kung fu, and you eat and drink here, you are full of energy, and your desires are relatively strong. Last night, you were able to be Liu Xiahui all night, which shows that You are still very controlling, at least, much stronger than someone..." said the old liar, and glanced at the old pervert.

The old pervert's face was flushed, and he pretended not to hear the old liar's words, but said to Yang Ming, "Then how did you catch her?"

"I didn't catch it, my wife caught it..." Yang Ming said.

"Wei Qingqing???" The two old men were stunned.

"Ah..." Yang Ming nodded.

"You fart, you don't stink at all..." The old liar shook his head repeatedly, "Your wife is pregnant, can you catch Gu Pan? Gu Pan can kill her with just a flick of a finger..."

"That Gu Pan is a martial arts prodigy, because the alchemy is written in classical Chinese, so in order to completely decipher the secret of alchemy, she grew up in China, and absorbed the essence of various martial arts during her stay in China. Her skills have already reached perfection, and in China, anyone who can beat her will definitely not surpass her by a palm..." said the old pervert.

"So powerful???" Yang Ming's complexion changed. This is because he was afraid. If Gu Pan got into trouble, he would probably regret it for the rest of his life.

"But you don't have to worry too much. The so-called martial arts is definitely not as mysterious as it is written in the novel. Have you read "Wulin Style"? It is slightly better than that. Even if you are a martial arts master, you can still deal with ordinary people easily. It's..." said the old liar.

"Really, I don't need to lie to you, that Gu Pan was really caught by my wife..." Yang Ming said.

"Why do I not believe it??? Can you take me to see it?" said the old liar.

"Are you really sure to take a look??" Yang Ming looked at the old liar and said with certainty.

"Of course..." The old liar nodded seriously.

"I now realize that there is a saying that is so true. Birds of a feather flock together and people divide into groups. The two of you are really the same kind..." Yang Ming looked at the old liar and then at the old pervert with disdain.

"What do you mean by that kid??" The old liar felt that Yang Ming's eyes were sharp, and couldn't help but angrily said.

"Hmph..." Yang Ming snorted twice, with a smirk on his lips, "Ms. Gu, you are completely naked. You are a man, and you want to see her, so you put your heart into it..."

"I don't know if she's wearing any clothes or not. How dare you tell me? Let me tell you, don't hit me on the head. If you dare to talk nonsense, I will cut you off directly..." Although the old liar spoke Sometimes he was full of anger, but he kept pinching the old pervert with his eyes.

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