God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 777 A Dangerous Pig Farm
Chapter 777 A Dangerous Pig Farm
Everyone covered their noses with their hands.
I just heard Du He shout: "Your Majesty, hurry up, the tide is about to rise."
What?
Everyone was stunned.
But Du He saw Li Er running out as soon as he pulled Li Er.
Seeing this, Qin Qiong and a few other people ran away one after another.
But Wang Gui and the others were still standing there, not knowing what was going on.
Wang Gui said coldly: "Pretending to be a ghost, Du He has a vicious heart, but everyone should not listen to his words."
"Wang Situ is right, but Du He doesn't know what kind of tricks he is playing."
So, several people who were running stopped.
"So what if it's dangerous?" Wang Gui stroked his beard and said calmly.
"Wang Situ is not afraid in the face of danger, I admire him!"
"admire!"
"Wang Situ is really a role model for my generation!"
Everyone praised.
Wang Gui's self-esteem was greatly satisfied.
At this moment, there was only a rumbling sound coming from a gully leading from the bottom of the mountain to the top of the mountain.
The earth trembled accordingly.
Then, everyone saw with their eyes that the lake formed by the pig feces in front of them shook violently, and big waves appeared, passing over everyone's heads.
"what……"
boom.
Pig feces all over the sky fell from the top of everyone's heads, chilling everyone's heart.
Wang Gui, who was so frightened that he opened his mouth just now, just happened to have a lump of pig feces fall into his mouth without any mistakes.
grunt.
Wang Gui swallowed it in one gulp.
Li Er and Du He had already reached a high ground in the distance and escaped unharmed.
Li Er asked in surprise: "What's going on?"
Du He pointed to the big ditch leading to the mountain, and said: "Your Majesty, this is the drainage ditch of the pig house. Every evening when the sun goes down, the valve on the mountain is opened, and the pig manure accumulated for a day is discharged down the mountain. Larger, so the movement is not small."
Li Er: "...Since you know, why didn't you say it?"
"Your Majesty, I was wronged. I said it, and I ran away with my majesty. It's just that Wang Situ and the others don't believe in me. You heard it. It's unreasonable for Wang Situ to scold me for pretending to be a ghost. If he didn't see that his head was already covered with blood. I will kick him into the pig feces with one foot..." Du He waved his fists angrily.
Li Er wiped the cold sweat off his brow, and said, "Okay, it's getting dark, let's go back to the county as soon as possible!"
This pig farm is really too dangerous.
First, the wooden barrel containing pig food rolled down, and then pig feces flew all over the sky.
Li Er felt that his heart couldn't bear it!
After finishing speaking, Li Er turned around and left the pig farm with a dark face.
On the lake formed by pig manure, there is a boat driving.
The person on board is none other than Zhang Xuansu, the pig shit chief.
Zhang Xuansu came to inspect the pig excrement dump as usual. Suddenly, he looked up and saw some familiar figures on the shore in the distance.
After a while, he finally confirmed that those were his former colleagues.
Your Majesty, finally came to see me!
I can get out of this damn place now!
Poor god!
Zhang Xuansu knelt on the bow of the boat, tears welling up in his eyes.
I've been looking forward to it day and night, and I finally hoped for His Majesty to come.
Zhang Xuansu shouted excitedly: "Your Majesty, I am here..."
He stood up and ran forward excitedly.
When people are excited, they will always do some incredible things.
For example, Master Zhang Xuansu at this moment, he forgot that he was on a boat.
So, he stepped on the ground and fell into the pig feces with a plop, and was soon submerged.
In the distance, Li Er turned his head and asked in confusion: "Just now, I heard someone calling me, and the voice is so familiar?"
But when he looked around, he didn't see anyone. Instead, there was a boat floating on the lake.
After saying that, he turned around and left.
……
Hu County, the backyard of the county government.
Dai Zhou was very depressed.
He didn't even dare to go out today, he could imagine that his nephew Dai Jinyun would definitely lose miserably in the debate with Chen Tian, at that time, how many people would come to mock him.
Dai Zhou is a face-saving person!
There was no news from the debate, and he became more and more uneasy.
So, he made a bold decision.
Dai Zhou turned around and returned to the house, quickly packed his things, and went out with the package.
He decided to return to Chang'an first.
Rather than being ridiculed here, it is better to go back sooner.
As soon as he reached the gate of the courtyard, he bumped into a court official.
The official asked: "Lord Dai, what are you doing?"
Dai Zhou said embarrassingly: "Oh, I... I don't feel well, and I want to go back to Chang'an first."
"Your Majesty Dai, please take care of your health. Your health is important. You should go back earlier. Your Majesty will understand you... By the way, congratulations to Mr. Dai." The official had no friendship with Dai Zhou, but today he is very familiar with him. network.
Dai Zhou asked, "Where does joy come from?"
"Of course it's your nephew, Dai Jinyun, Mr. Dai, how can I envy you, you actually let Dai Jinyun worship Du He as his teacher... Now, Mr. Dai is already a magistrate of Xiayang County, so young and promising, it's amazing! "The official clasped his fists and said.
Ok?
Dai Zhou was taken aback.
"Tell me, what's going on?" Dai Zhou asked, grabbing the official's sleeve.
The official briefly explained what happened today.
Snapped.
Dai Zhou threw the package to the officials, turned around and ran out.
The official asked curiously, "Lord Dai, where are you going?"
"I'm going to see Your Majesty, and I'll take a look at my useless nephew..." The tone was filled with excitement and excitement.
The official scratched his head: "Oh, didn't you say you were unwell just now? You'll be fine so soon?"
Dai Zhou rushed to the pig farm in one breath, but was told that His Majesty Li Er and others had already left. He hurried to the Food Research Institute and met Dai Jinyun.
Dai Jinyun is still standing on the stage, teaching the method of pork to the people who came today.
It was the same scene yesterday, Dai Zhou was furious and even wanted to break with Dai Jinyun.
But at this moment, Dai Zhou felt that what Dai Jinyun said was quite good.
Good nephew!
He didn't bother Dai Jinyun, but quietly exited the yard.
Afterwards, Dai Zhou returned to the county government with joy, but found Du He immediately.
"Master Dai, I heard that you are unwell, and I am really worried. Are you okay?" Du He asked with a smile.
Dai Zhou blushed a little and said, "Nephew, don't make fun of me. I'm here to apologize to you."
"What?"
Dai Zhou said slowly: "Nephew, I have misunderstood you before, especially when Jin Yun was the vice-captain of the pig-catching brigade, and he also worshiped you as a teacher to study pork. I was also in court and impeached you." , said your fault, now, I know that you did all this for Jin Yun's benefit, I am so ashamed... I will not say anything else, in the future, whenever you need me, you just open your mouth , if I can do it, it is absolutely incumbent on me!"
In the distance, footsteps sounded.
Dai Zhou turned around, but saw Wei Zheng sneaking towards him.
"What is Master Wei doing here late at night?" He asked curiously.
Du He was very calm, and said with a smile: "Thinking about it, I have the same purpose as Master Dai!"
……
(End of this chapter)
Everyone covered their noses with their hands.
I just heard Du He shout: "Your Majesty, hurry up, the tide is about to rise."
What?
Everyone was stunned.
But Du He saw Li Er running out as soon as he pulled Li Er.
Seeing this, Qin Qiong and a few other people ran away one after another.
But Wang Gui and the others were still standing there, not knowing what was going on.
Wang Gui said coldly: "Pretending to be a ghost, Du He has a vicious heart, but everyone should not listen to his words."
"Wang Situ is right, but Du He doesn't know what kind of tricks he is playing."
So, several people who were running stopped.
"So what if it's dangerous?" Wang Gui stroked his beard and said calmly.
"Wang Situ is not afraid in the face of danger, I admire him!"
"admire!"
"Wang Situ is really a role model for my generation!"
Everyone praised.
Wang Gui's self-esteem was greatly satisfied.
At this moment, there was only a rumbling sound coming from a gully leading from the bottom of the mountain to the top of the mountain.
The earth trembled accordingly.
Then, everyone saw with their eyes that the lake formed by the pig feces in front of them shook violently, and big waves appeared, passing over everyone's heads.
"what……"
boom.
Pig feces all over the sky fell from the top of everyone's heads, chilling everyone's heart.
Wang Gui, who was so frightened that he opened his mouth just now, just happened to have a lump of pig feces fall into his mouth without any mistakes.
grunt.
Wang Gui swallowed it in one gulp.
Li Er and Du He had already reached a high ground in the distance and escaped unharmed.
Li Er asked in surprise: "What's going on?"
Du He pointed to the big ditch leading to the mountain, and said: "Your Majesty, this is the drainage ditch of the pig house. Every evening when the sun goes down, the valve on the mountain is opened, and the pig manure accumulated for a day is discharged down the mountain. Larger, so the movement is not small."
Li Er: "...Since you know, why didn't you say it?"
"Your Majesty, I was wronged. I said it, and I ran away with my majesty. It's just that Wang Situ and the others don't believe in me. You heard it. It's unreasonable for Wang Situ to scold me for pretending to be a ghost. If he didn't see that his head was already covered with blood. I will kick him into the pig feces with one foot..." Du He waved his fists angrily.
Li Er wiped the cold sweat off his brow, and said, "Okay, it's getting dark, let's go back to the county as soon as possible!"
This pig farm is really too dangerous.
First, the wooden barrel containing pig food rolled down, and then pig feces flew all over the sky.
Li Er felt that his heart couldn't bear it!
After finishing speaking, Li Er turned around and left the pig farm with a dark face.
On the lake formed by pig manure, there is a boat driving.
The person on board is none other than Zhang Xuansu, the pig shit chief.
Zhang Xuansu came to inspect the pig excrement dump as usual. Suddenly, he looked up and saw some familiar figures on the shore in the distance.
After a while, he finally confirmed that those were his former colleagues.
Your Majesty, finally came to see me!
I can get out of this damn place now!
Poor god!
Zhang Xuansu knelt on the bow of the boat, tears welling up in his eyes.
I've been looking forward to it day and night, and I finally hoped for His Majesty to come.
Zhang Xuansu shouted excitedly: "Your Majesty, I am here..."
He stood up and ran forward excitedly.
When people are excited, they will always do some incredible things.
For example, Master Zhang Xuansu at this moment, he forgot that he was on a boat.
So, he stepped on the ground and fell into the pig feces with a plop, and was soon submerged.
In the distance, Li Er turned his head and asked in confusion: "Just now, I heard someone calling me, and the voice is so familiar?"
But when he looked around, he didn't see anyone. Instead, there was a boat floating on the lake.
After saying that, he turned around and left.
……
Hu County, the backyard of the county government.
Dai Zhou was very depressed.
He didn't even dare to go out today, he could imagine that his nephew Dai Jinyun would definitely lose miserably in the debate with Chen Tian, at that time, how many people would come to mock him.
Dai Zhou is a face-saving person!
There was no news from the debate, and he became more and more uneasy.
So, he made a bold decision.
Dai Zhou turned around and returned to the house, quickly packed his things, and went out with the package.
He decided to return to Chang'an first.
Rather than being ridiculed here, it is better to go back sooner.
As soon as he reached the gate of the courtyard, he bumped into a court official.
The official asked: "Lord Dai, what are you doing?"
Dai Zhou said embarrassingly: "Oh, I... I don't feel well, and I want to go back to Chang'an first."
"Your Majesty Dai, please take care of your health. Your health is important. You should go back earlier. Your Majesty will understand you... By the way, congratulations to Mr. Dai." The official had no friendship with Dai Zhou, but today he is very familiar with him. network.
Dai Zhou asked, "Where does joy come from?"
"Of course it's your nephew, Dai Jinyun, Mr. Dai, how can I envy you, you actually let Dai Jinyun worship Du He as his teacher... Now, Mr. Dai is already a magistrate of Xiayang County, so young and promising, it's amazing! "The official clasped his fists and said.
Ok?
Dai Zhou was taken aback.
"Tell me, what's going on?" Dai Zhou asked, grabbing the official's sleeve.
The official briefly explained what happened today.
Snapped.
Dai Zhou threw the package to the officials, turned around and ran out.
The official asked curiously, "Lord Dai, where are you going?"
"I'm going to see Your Majesty, and I'll take a look at my useless nephew..." The tone was filled with excitement and excitement.
The official scratched his head: "Oh, didn't you say you were unwell just now? You'll be fine so soon?"
Dai Zhou rushed to the pig farm in one breath, but was told that His Majesty Li Er and others had already left. He hurried to the Food Research Institute and met Dai Jinyun.
Dai Jinyun is still standing on the stage, teaching the method of pork to the people who came today.
It was the same scene yesterday, Dai Zhou was furious and even wanted to break with Dai Jinyun.
But at this moment, Dai Zhou felt that what Dai Jinyun said was quite good.
Good nephew!
He didn't bother Dai Jinyun, but quietly exited the yard.
Afterwards, Dai Zhou returned to the county government with joy, but found Du He immediately.
"Master Dai, I heard that you are unwell, and I am really worried. Are you okay?" Du He asked with a smile.
Dai Zhou blushed a little and said, "Nephew, don't make fun of me. I'm here to apologize to you."
"What?"
Dai Zhou said slowly: "Nephew, I have misunderstood you before, especially when Jin Yun was the vice-captain of the pig-catching brigade, and he also worshiped you as a teacher to study pork. I was also in court and impeached you." , said your fault, now, I know that you did all this for Jin Yun's benefit, I am so ashamed... I will not say anything else, in the future, whenever you need me, you just open your mouth , if I can do it, it is absolutely incumbent on me!"
In the distance, footsteps sounded.
Dai Zhou turned around, but saw Wei Zheng sneaking towards him.
"What is Master Wei doing here late at night?" He asked curiously.
Du He was very calm, and said with a smile: "Thinking about it, I have the same purpose as Master Dai!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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