Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 154

Cheng Chuli treated the enemy so cruelly.Obviously he could tell Lu Dongzan that he knew about this, but he wanted to tell him that he was fooled.And you're right, it depends on whether you can die of anger.

At this time, Cheng Chuli finally spoke through the loudspeaker again.

"Lu Dongzan, you lost again in the second game. Now, please give me the [-] guan bet? By the way, you have to write me a letter on the spot."

Lu Dongzan said angrily: "Little guy, I don't accept it. I want to bet with you another [-] guan, and I will win or lose. Dare you take it?"

Ordinarily, it is definitely the wisest choice for Cheng Chuli to stop at this time.He has gained both fame and fortune, and he can go home and sleep with the money in his arms.

However, once he heard that there was still a bet of [-] guan, Cheng Chuli didn't want to stop.

He turned his head and asked Cheng Yaojin: "Father, are you satisfied with this abuse of Lu Dongzan?"

Cheng Yaojin said angrily: "Didn't you hear that he refused to convince you? Just continue to torture him until he doesn't want to live."

In fact, Cheng Yaojin felt inexplicable at this time.In his opinion, Cheng Chuli's answer was obviously wrong.Cheng Chuli took it for granted that he won.

What surprised him the most was that Lu Dongzan didn't even have any objections, and it was so natural to admit defeat.

It made Cheng Yaojin's heart itch, he wanted to ask but he didn't dare, he had no choice, he was afraid he would remind Lu Dongzan!

At this time, all the people who had their hearts on Cheng Chuli were like Cheng Yaojin, they dared not show their air, for fear of reminding Lu Dongzan.

That's right, everyone thinks that Lu Dongzan is out of his mind and made a mistake.Of course, they don't mind making mistakes and making mistakes.

Although Cheng Chuli won, it was won quietly, without a single applause.

Numusan, Yamamoto Ichiro and other envoys came to Ludongzan one after another.Lu Dongzan treats them like air, and no bird will bird them.

All his attention is now on Cheng Chuli.I'm afraid that Cheng Chuli will stop playing with him.Then Talu Dongzan didn't even have a chance to stand up today.

Fortunately, Cheng Chuli heard Cheng Yaojin's words, and immediately said to Lu Dongzan: "Lu Dongzan, I can give you a chance to avenge your shame, but you must first pay the [-] yuan that you lost to me. .”

When Lu Dongzan heard that there was still a chance, he immediately waved his hand and asked someone to bring a small box of gold directly in front of Cheng Chuli.I'm afraid that Cheng Chuli will go back on his word.

The lid of the box was opened, and an alluring golden light shone from inside immediately.

No need to look, this is definitely a box of gold.If Cheng Chuli hadn't brought hundreds of troops with him, someone would have come up to snatch it.

"Hehe, isn't it just money!"

Lu Dongzan looked grand and said: "Cheng Chuli, can you check if the amount is enough? But, I suggest you not to put it away. I won't have to move it back and return it to me later, which is troublesome."

Cheng Chuli smiled and said: "Okay, then let's put it here first! I won't count it. Tell me! How do you want to bet this one? Is it me or you?"

Lu Dongzan said without hesitation: "I'll come out and you will answer. Let's talk about it first. You must answer the questions yourself. You are not allowed to ask anyone, and others are not allowed to give you any hints. Once this happens , then you will lose."

Lu Dongzan's abacus was crackling at that time!When Cheng Chuli stood there thinking about the problem, as long as someone next to him couldn't help but make any gestures similar to prompting him.

Even simply talking to Cheng Chuli.Then he will announce Cheng Chuli's foul, and Lu Dongzan will win.

But how did he know?Among the people standing beside Cheng Chuli, which one has the confidence to remind Cheng Chuli?To put it bluntly, by the time they could think of the answer, Cheng Chuli had already answered it several times.

Seeing Cheng Chuli nodding, Lu Dongzan fell into deep thought. He was not thinking about the questions, but which question to use.

That's right, before coming here, Lu Dongzan had already planned this competition.All kinds of problems are well prepared.

Had it not been for the accident of Cheng Chuli, he would have tortured all the officials of Datang to the point of death.This is the advantage of being prepared to fight unprepared.

Lu Dongzan thought and thought, finally gritted his teeth and said, "Excuse me, why do you Tang people call big words bragging? Please answer."

Yes, this question was released by Lu Dongzan after careful consideration.After two games, Lu Dongzan already had a general understanding of Cheng Chuli.

That is, arithmetic problems must never be done, unless you want to lose.Those strange questions such as astronomy and geography can't be asked.

He knew that such a tricky question of two stones, one big and one small, would fall to the ground at the same time, and if he asked such a question again, it would be giving money.

He also knew that the people of the Tang Dynasty were very good at literature, so he didn't even consider this kind of poems.

Directly give Cheng Chuli the simplest allusion question.This kind of question has a clear answer recorded in an ancient book.As long as you have seen or heard of it, you can answer it.

However, if you haven't heard of it, you haven't seen it.So sorry, this kind of question can't be answered by your intelligence.

Cheng Chuli is smart, Lu Dongzan has learned from it.But he believes that no matter how smart you are, it is impossible to read all books.As long as Cheng Chuli hasn't read this allusion, then Talu Dongzan is sure to win.

Not to mention, Lu Dongzan was really right.Cheng Chuli just didn't know the allusion to this question.I was dumbfounded by Lu Dongzan's direct question.

Even though Cheng Chuli was beaten to death, he never expected that Lu Dongzhan would frantically raise such a simple and inhuman question.

If Lu Dongzan had asked this question in the morning, there would definitely be at least 30 or [-] Tang literati among the crowd who could give the answer.

However, this simple and inhumane question stumped Cheng Chuli.

This kind of question, even in later generations, if you can't check Baidu, you can answer it as you ask.Very few people can answer it straight away.

Cheng Chuli is one of them.

However, Lu Dongzan didn't know that there was a certain treasure in Cheng Chuli's brain.

Cheng Chuli directly typed this question into the search box and searched.All the books documenting this problem popped up right away.

Cheng Chuli made a decisive purchase, and a book appeared in a certain treasure's warehouse.Cheng Chuli immediately flipped through it in his mind.

This wave of operations takes time to do.In order to appear normal, Cheng Chuli stood there, closed his eyes, and entered a state of contemplation.

This seemed to Lu Dongzan very happy.With allusions, you have seen it, you have seen it, and you remember it, you remember it.

If you haven't seen it, it's impossible to figure it out.

It is absolutely impossible to see Cheng Chuli's current appearance. This allusion is very simple and easy to remember.If you have seen it, you can tell a little bit.Anyway, it would definitely not be like Cheng Chuli.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Lu Dongzan couldn't bear it anymore, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Little thing, aren't you very good? Good, keep going! Haha, now, should you ask your people to bring back my gold and return it to me? Don't worry! I just won a game by luck , I won’t let you write convincing words for me on the spot. However, I don’t know about the next one, hahahaha..."

Numusan also finally felt elated, and if he didn't jump out and scold a few words to vent his anger at this time, it would be fun, when will he wait?

"Cheng Chuli, you little bastard, you still have today? I thought you were some kind of prodigy from the Tang Dynasty, you could do anything!

Aren't you very nervous just now?No matter how desirous you are, continue to be desirous!Do you have to show me another one?Today, let us end the myth of you, the so-called prodigy of the Tang Dynasty!Ha ha ha ha……"

As Numusan said, he yelled loudly at the people below.

"Look at all of you, take a good look, this is the prodigy of the Tang Dynasty that you are all proud of, now, why is he like a dead dog, speechless?

Haha, the prodigy of the Tang Dynasty is simply a joke.This joke will soon spread to the island countries, to Goguryeo, to Tuyuhun and other countries.Your Datang prodigy will become a joke of the Tang Dynasty from now on, haha..."

Ichiro Yamamoto and other envoys from various countries also jumped out one after another, saying all kinds of gloating words.Extremely sarcastic.

At this moment, the hearts of the people are all shattered.Today they were ridiculed and ridiculed all morning, and suffered a lot of humiliation.

Finally, fortunately, Young Master Cheng came to turn the tide and made them feel proud.

But I didn't expect that it would be these hateful crooked people who had the last laugh.

God, why is the life of our Datang people so hard?
At this moment, the laughter on the ring suddenly stopped.They saw Cheng Chuli opened his eyes.Suddenly, they felt a beam of cold light shooting towards them, making them shiver all over.

Cheng Chuli smiled and said: "Have you guys laughed enough? I just recalled and sorted out the allusions so that I could say it more perfectly. You think I really don't know?"

How is this possible, to deceive us as children?Such a small allusion, in this era of lack of books and literature, people who can read it are definitely one in a thousand.How could it be that you, Cheng Chuli, just happened to see it?
"Ha ha ha ha……"

Nu Muzan smiled, laughing unscrupulously.

"Little thing, don't bluff people. I, Numzan, still don't believe it, so let's re-raise. If you can tell this allusion in its entirety, I, Numzan, will show you eating cow dung on the spot." If you can't tell, you can also eat cow dung on the spot, do you dare to bet?"

Nu Muzan's thoughts were so vicious, he just wanted to force Cheng Chuli to eat cow dung on the spot, let the people in Quan Chang'an watch him eat, and completely knock him down from the altar of the Tang Dynasty prodigy.

Let the people of Quan Chang'an see how small and unbearable the child prodigy they are proud of is in front of the Tubo people.Being forced to eat cow dung has become a complete joke.

Only in this way can he get rid of the sulking that Numusan suffered today.At this moment, the only thing he was worried about was Cheng Chuli's refusal.He has prepared all kinds of arguments, and he must say that he agrees.

However, what Numusan didn't expect was that Cheng Chuli smiled slightly and said, "Numuzan, do you count on what you say? If you lose then, why don't you play tricks?"

Numusan was overjoyed immediately, and hurriedly said: "Impossible, the people of Quan Chang'an will testify, and the envoys of various countries will also testify. If anyone loses, he will not eat and leave a claw, otherwise the people of Quan Chang'an will beat him violently." To death, dare you?"

Cheng Chuli smiled, and said: "Okay, it's a deal. Come on, come and find me a pile of cow dung as quickly as possible, and try to find the biggest pile."

Soon, Yuchi Baolin asked someone to find a huge pile of cow dung and put it on the side of the ring.

Cheng Chuli said: "Fathers of Chang'an, if the time comes, this Numusan won't eat if he loses. You don't have to give me face, just rush up and trample his limbs off."

"Humph."

Numusan snorted coldly and said, "I don't know who is eating cow dung! If you don't eat it then, I won't show mercy. Come on! Stop talking nonsense, please start your performance."

Cheng Chuli smiled and said, "Thank you."

Smiles are always so cute, harmless to humans and animals.

After saying thank you, Cheng Chuli began to act aggressive.He smiled harmlessly, looked at Lu Dongzan and said, "Lu Dongzan, you are so bold, you dare to bet [-] yuan with me with just one allusion. I'm sorry, I've only seen this allusion. You, and Numzan, listen to me.

It is said that in the past, when slaughtering a sheep, after bleeding, the butcher would cut a small opening on the leg of the sheep, put his mouth on it and blow air hard until the sheep's skin all over the body swelled up, and then gently pulled it with a knife. The skin will split by itself.This is called blowing sheep.

The same is true for blowing pigs, the process is similar to blowing sheep.Whether it is blowing pigs or blowing sheep, many craftsmen in the folk can blow up.

But cowhide is different. It is bulky and has tough muscles, so it is impossible to blow it up.

Therefore, if anyone wants to say that he can blow up cowhide, he must be talking big.Therefore, bragging later became synonymous with big talk.

This is the allusion that talking big is called bragging?Dear Prime Minister of Tubo, I don’t know if I’m right? "

That's okay too?You little thing is too evil, right?
At this time, Lu Dongzan's face was pale.The whole person is there in a daze, and has begun to doubt life.

Numusan's head was even more buzzing, and it instantly went blank.

After all, he, Numusan, is a senior official in Tubo, and he is here with thousands of people!To eat cow dung in front of them, not only the taste is very sour and unbearable, but in the future, he, Numusan, will not have to appear in front of them.

How did things become like this?Obviously, it seems to be a winning bet, why in the blink of an eye, the loser becomes me, Numusan?
What the hell is going on here?
Numusan also began to doubt life.

(End of this chapter)