The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

Yingying and swallowing, flirting and cursing filled both ears, and there seemed to be some inexplicably familiar and unfamiliar gasping sounds mixed in from the closed doors on both sides. . .

Xiao Temo was a little puzzled, and felt something was wrong. When the woman with the red mouth and big butt led her into a room filled with the fragrance of makeup, Xiao Temo couldn't help asking: "Song Xiaoxiao What? Why didn't you hear her singing?"

The woman smiled sweetly, showing two rows of soybean-like teeth, and said softly: "This master is really impatient, Xiaoxiao will be there soon, I will call you from my house."

Xiao Temo frowned and asked again: "Didn't Song Xiaoxiao open the garden to give her voice? Could it be that she serves the guests alone?"

"Look at what you said, didn't you serve alone? Do you have a lot of people around to watch this kind of thing? Your taste is really strong enough."

Liu Liufu shouted: "What are you talking so much about? Is Song Xiaoxiao singing to a guest named Su? Take us there."

The woman was stunned and said: "The surname is Su? The servants don't know the surname of the guests. Those who come to our place just go around and leave, and it's over in less than half an hour. Whoever asks someone's surname is not looking for scolding Is it?"

Xiao Temo said: "Then where is she now? Take us to find her."

The woman gave him a blank look and said: "You have to wait for others to finish their work, no matter what happens, there will always be someone who comes first."

Xiao Temo stretched out his hand to catch the woman's skirt, and shouted: "Are you leading the way?"

The woman was stunned, and suddenly screamed like a pig: "What's the matter? Are you going to let us play wild? I have never seen anyone before. Don't think that you are strong and hairy, and I am afraid of you. If you have the ability, you can try to touch my wife?"

Liu Liufu hurried forward to grab Xiao Temo, this is not Shangjing, Xiao Temo is too short-sighted to play prestige here, Liu Liufu reached out and groped for a long time from his bosom, took out a small ingot of silver and held it to the wife The man said in front of his eyes: "Take us there, this silver is yours."

The woman straightened her clothes, glanced at the pitiful little silver ingot the size of a fingernail, showed disdain, and said coldly: "Hasn't my old lady seen silver? Our red sleeves have rules for red sleeves. Song Xiaoxiao is Serving other guests, if you ask for her by name, wait for the old lady, if you can't wait, get out of the way; look at your talents, such a small silver ingot is ashamed to be taken out by our red sleeves, and you can tell it's a change at a glance The seller is a prodigal son of a happy family."

Liu Liufu was ashamed to death, if Su Jin hadn't won all his money, he wouldn't have used such a small ingot of silver to make a fool of himself.

Xiao Temo couldn't bear it any longer, he rushed forward and grabbed the woman's neck, and slapped four big mouths in a row.

Xiao Temo's hands are quite strong, how can a woman stand it, her teeth are loose and her eyes are full of stars, her ears are buzzing, and her head is dizzy and she can't stand up.

"Do you want to lead the way?" Xiao Te mo frowned, his whole body was covered in sweat from running all morning, and the soles of his feet ached. Bianliang, if he was in Daliao, he would dare to kill this woman with a knife.

"Oh! Murder! Come here." The woman regained consciousness after a short period of dizziness, and suddenly opened her mouth to yell, but the yelling lasted halfway, and suddenly gasped like a hen whose neck had been chopped off. It came to an abrupt end.

In front of him, a cold dagger that was emitting a cold air was pointed directly between his eyebrows, and he swallowed the woman's cry in fright.

"Bitch, tell me grandpa stabbed you again." Xiao Temo spat on the woman's face full of thick phlegm.

The woman didn't dare to wipe it, she held back her nausea and said in a trembling voice: "The good man, please forgive me, I will just take you there."

"Get up and lead the way." Xiao Temo kicked the woman's crotch, the woman grinned in pain but dared not make a sound, got up and walked out the door with disheveled hair.

Xiao Temo followed with big strides, Liu Liufu also trotted to follow, although he felt uneasy, he was also pleased; this kind of snobbish woman needs an unreasonable villain like Xiao Temo to deal with, almost With a slap in the face and a knife on his neck, he became honest immediately.

The three of them walked along the corridor on the second floor, and when they came to a closed door, the woman said with a mournful face: "You two gentlemen, when we arrive, Miss Song is inside, but don't blame the slave's family for not letting me know." Reminder, there are guests inside."

Liu Liufu raised his eyes and saw the word "little" written on the little red lantern hanging at the door, and nodded slightly at Xiao Temo. The man's voice cursed: "Who the hell is making noise here? Get out!"

Xiao Temo poked the woman and signaled her to talk, the woman had no choice but to call out: "It's the servant girl, Hongxiu Zhao's mother, who brought tea to the master."

"Send your mother's tea, I'm doing business, what kind of tea are you here to deliver? How can there be anyone in Jingzhong Hualou who serves guests like yours? Go away!" There was a loud bang, mixed with the cry of a woman.

The woman looked at Xiao Temo, spread her hands helplessly, Xiao Temo pulled her aside, cupped her hands and shouted: "Master Su, I am Xiao Temo, I am here to visit!"

The movement inside stopped, and the man's voice sounded: "Which Xiao Temo, who knows you, go away, it's really fucking bad luck, it's so noisy when you go to a brothel."

Xiao Temo said angrily: "I'm offended!" After he said that, he held back his strength with his elbow, and hit the carved wooden door with force, there was a crash, the latch inside was broken, and the door was opened. In the dark room, there was a soft couch. A man and a woman were naked and entangled in one place. After being exposed suddenly, the two screamed in surprise and quickly covered themselves with clothes and blankets.

Xiao Temo strode into the room, and squinted his eyes in the dim light to see that the man's cheeks were covered all over, his upper and lower jaws looked like a black beard, and his body was layered with fat. Where was Su Jin? He was clearly a 50-[-]-year-old man.

"What are you doing? What are you doing?" the man scolded angrily.

"Who are you? Why aren't you Su Jin?"

"Get out, who is Su Jin, who is Su Jin? I don't know you, who are you? Is there any law?"

Xiao Temo scratched his head and looked at Liu Liufu, Liu Liufu hurriedly stepped forward and asked the trembling half-naked woman, "Your name is Song Xiaoxiao?"

The woman was like a frightened deer, wrapped in a quilt and showing half of her chest, she nodded timidly and said: "My family is Song Xiaoxiao..."

"Aren't you a famous actor who sang on stage for the first time? Why are you a bitch?" Xiao Temo said loudly.

"The slave family... the slave family... is not a famous actor. The slave family has been entertaining guests here all the time, but they didn't kill anyone. Please forgive me, the hero."

Liu Liufu smacked his lips and said: "Brother Xiao, we made a mistake, this Song Xiaoxiao is not that Song Xiaoxiao, we were all played by Su Jin, there is no such thing as a famous actor Song Xiaoxiao, here is a Jiyuan, this jessic girl's name is Song Xiaoxiao."

Xiao Temo cursed: "Cao. Damn it, good boy, it's okay to hide and not see us, but we have been busy all morning, and I can't finish with him."

Before the words were finished, there was a sound of footsteps outside, and a woman's hoarse voice came: "Hurry up, right here in this room, two mud legs that came from nowhere beat my mother and even hit us!" Why are they all standing there in a daze? Usually, when they speak harsh words, one is more powerful than the other, so why don't you go in and beat the old lady to death."

The door of the room slammed loudly, and a group of men rushed in with sticks and iron rulers. The disheveled old bustard, Mei Niang, stood outside the door with her hips akimbo, pointing at Xiao Temo and Liu Liufu and yelling: "It's those two A thief and a bird, hit, hit my old lady."

A group of thugs flocked to Xiao Temo and Liu Liufu without saying a word; Xiao Temo was fine, usually seven or eight men would not be able to touch his clothes, even if Even if it hit him, his black hairy tendons didn't feel pain at all; but Liu Liufu was unlucky, a scribe who had no strength to restrain a chicken, was greeted by the iron ruler and wooden stick, and suddenly felt dizzy. Broken blood.

Xiao Temo was still waiting to fight back, Liu Liufu cried loudly: "Master Xiao, help me, let's run away quickly."

Seeing that there were many people on the other side, Xiao Temo had suffered several heavy blows on his body, but he didn't dare to beat him to death, it was not an option to go on like this; so he grabbed Liu Liufu's body and slapped him on the shoulder. Carried, waved his hands and raised his legs to knock down a few thugs and rushed out of the door; everyone was afraid of his bravery, and they dared not block the way, but they were kicked and beaten by him and rushed out.

Seeing that Xiao Temo rushed out, the woman immediately cursed and shouted for everyone to come after her again.

The thugs didn't dare to get too close, they just kept throwing the things in their hands at Xiao Temo's body, Xiao Temo didn't get hit a few times, the Liu Liufu he was carrying on his body was in bad luck, don't stick a stick and iron ruler When the hard object was hit dozens of times, blood was all over the head and face.

Xiao Temo ran down the stairs like a girl, came to the street, and disappeared at the end of the street like a galloping horse.

A group of thugs chased dozens of steps away, seeing that they could not catch up and lost all the things in their hands, they turned around cursing.

Pedestrians on the street looked sideways and talked a lot; the common people were extremely clever and immediately figured out the reason for the incident.

"These two guys must be piao. The prostitutes didn't pay, so they were beaten out."

"That's right, look at the disheveled hair of that old bustard Mei Niang, maybe it's this old bastard who piao."

"These two mud legs really have a good appetite, and such an old thing is also on the scene, and they were beaten to the point of bleeding. Isn't this a loss?"

"Cut! What do you know? The older you get, the more chewy you are. I haven't seen that man so burly. Can his delicate looks be able to withstand it? The old bustard went to battle in person, but unexpectedly he was a free eater."

"Hahaha, makes sense, makes sense."

Xiao Temo ran wildly all the way, ran four or five streets in one breath, plunged into the posthouse, threw Liu Liufu, whose head was covered with blood, on the green brick floor of the courtyard, sat down on the ground, panting endlessly.