Chapter 103
Shen Ying'er returned home and sat for a while, but she didn't see Chu Yunjian sending Xiao Fubao back.
Looking at the white sun outside the house, she was a little speechless. On such a hot day, what did the two of them have to do outside?Isn't it hot?
Fu Bao'er is just a child and ignorant, but you, Chu Yunjian... hey!
Unable to sit still, Shen Yinger planned to go out to find these two people.
As soon as they came to the gate of the yard, they saw Zhou Songxia's family of three coming from the road and heading for the backyard of Lao Xiao's house.
Zhou Songxia was holding a lot of lotus pods in her hand. It seemed that not only Chu Yunjian and Xiao Fubao were wandering outside in the middle of the noon, but also Zhou Songxia's family of three!
The chubby Xiao Yuejie was carried on the back by Xiao Lao Er, holding a lotus leaf in his hand and pretending to ride a horse, still shouting: "Drive, drive!"
Zhou Songxia supported Xiao Yuejie's chubby butt by the side, while laughing and cursing: "Brother Jie, why are you so skinny? This is treating you like a horse!"
Xiao Lao Er was so exhausted that he was out of breath, but his face was still smiling like a flower, and he said, "Son, you have to be so skinny, otherwise why would you call him a son!"
Zhou Songxia looked smug, "You have to thank me for that, I gave birth to you such a fat son as Brother Jie!"
Xiao Er nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, it's all thanks to you, you are my great benefactor, living Bodhisattva!"
When the family of three arrived at the intersection here, they saw Shen Ying'er.
Zhou Songxia stopped immediately, put one hand on her son Xiao Yuejie's back, and deliberately raised her voice to ask Xiao Yuejie: "Brother Jie, are you happy that your father is accompanying you to pick lotus pods today?"
Xiao Yuejie shouted loudly: "Happy, so happy!"
"Haha, as long as my good son is happy!" Zhou Songxia patted Xiao Yuejie on the back, and said loudly: "This child has a father and a mother. It is best to have a healthy family. Unlike some children, who are born Just killed my own father, Lao Tzu, and followed a dishonest Goddess of Plague, full and hungry all day, how pitiful!"
Xiao Lao Er has been carrying Xiao Yuejie with his back arched all the time, sweating profusely from exhaustion, hearing Zhou Songxia say this, he knew she was running on Shen Yinger on the other side of the road.
So Xiao Er also raised his voice and echoed: "Whether there is a father or not is everyone's fate. A child raised by a woman, like Xiao Fubao, will grow up to be a bitch!"
Xiao Yuejie didn't understand what sissy meant, so he caught this novel word and shouted vigorously: "Oh, sissy, Xiao Fubao is a sissy!"
Shen Ying'er hadn't planned to talk to this family of three who was showing off their happiness, but she didn't expect them to scold Xiao Fubao in front of her.
Shen Ying'er couldn't bear it.
She rolled up her sleeves and was about to go up and slap Zhou Songxia, when suddenly, Xiao Fubao's familiar voice resounded, "I'm not a bitch, I'm a man!"
Because the sound came from the top of several people's heads, everyone followed the sound and looked up...
Then I saw Xiao Fubao riding on a man's shoulder, walking towards this side.
Zhou Songxia and Xiao Laoer exchanged glances quietly, and both of them recognized it. This man is not the same as the man who was brought home by Xiao Fubao as a guest a few days ago, but they went to catch the daughter-in-law and made an oolong mess. The second one was kicked by that man...
Xiao Er Er immediately remembered the strength of that man's kick, and subconsciously wanted to flee back to the old Xiao's house. However, Xiao Fubao and the others had already arrived, and Xiao Fubao was looking down on Xiao Yuejie and the others from a high position.
He was full of anger, pointed at Xiao Yuejie and said loudly: "Xiao Yuejie, you are a chubby boy, you are not as tall as me! Just a little bit!"
He sat on Chu Yunjian's shoulder and made faces at Xiao Yuejie.
When Xiao Yuejie saw it, he became impatient.
Struggling on the back of Xiao Er Er, "Father, I want to sit on high shoulders, and I want to compare my height with Xiao Fubao!"
Xiao Er was a little hesitant, because he visually judged that he should not be as tall as the other party.
However, Xiao Yuejie was arguing too much, struggling and shaking on his back, while Zhou Songxia also focused on her son, supporting Xiao Yuejie's fat buttocks on Xiao's second shoulder.
"Second, stand up straight, brother Jie can't lose!" Zhou Songxia said.
As a result, Xiao Laoer really straightened his waist, and even stood on tiptoe with all his strength.
Xiao Yuejie was taller than Xiao Fubao, so Zhou Songxia was full of confidence that her son would definitely defeat Xiao Fubao!
However, when Xiao Laoer stood on tiptoe with Chu Yunjian, he was obviously much shorter than Chu Yunjian.
Because it was so short that Xiao Yuejie was half a head shorter than Xiao Fubao as a whole.
"Haha, I'm still taller than you, you're a short and fat little chubby boy!" Xiao Fubao clapped his hands triumphantly and said with a smile.
Xiao Yuejie blushed so anxiously that her neck was thick, and the chubby hand patted Xiao Erer's head indiscriminately: "No, no, I want to be taller than him, I want to be taller than him!"
Xiao Laoer's figure was wobbly, almost unable to stand still.
When Zhou Songxia saw it, she was also very annoyed, and pushed Xiao's second child vigorously: "You straighten your back."
"You are stepping!"
"You stand on the rock over there!"
"oops……"
Xiao Yuejie, who weighed thirty to forty kilograms around his neck, was shaking violently, and Zhou Songxia beside him kept pushing and shoving.
Zhou Songxia's hands were frozen in the air, and she didn't know what rescue measures to do, so she just stood there and stared at the father and son falling to the ground.
Of course, she also did one thing.
That's screaming.
This made Shen Yinger shake her head.
If it was in modern times, she would not recommend women like Zhou Songxia to learn a driver's license.
Because her on-the-spot response ability is really poor, a person like her who learns to drive on the road is a proper road killer.
Unless the brakes are replaced with a voice control system...
In the end, it was Xiao Er who reacted quickly and used his body to protect Xiao Yuejie the moment he landed.
Xiao Yuejie's head hit Xiao's second child's chin, causing Xiao Yuejie to burst into tears in pain.
It was only when Zhou Songxia heard Xiao Yuejie's cry that she reacted.
"My son my son!"
Zhou Songxia yelled and rushed forward, hugged Xiao Yuejie into her arms and looked him up and down.
It doesn't matter that Xiao Er is still lying on the ground, grinning, unable to get up.
"Mom, I hurt..."
Xiao Yuejie closed his eyes and cried loudly.
Zhou Songxia hugged Xiao Yuejie in her arms, crying and coaxing, kissing wherever it hurts, and making a show of it.
Sitting on Chu Yunjian's shoulder, Xiao Fubao was even more excited when he saw this scene, as if he had won a battle.
"Little Fatty is crying, so ugly~"
Xiao Yuejie cried even hoarse when he heard Xiao Fubao's ridicule.
Zhou Songxia was so angry that she raised a distorted face and scolded Xiao Fubao viciously: "You wild child without a father..."
As soon as he spoke, Chu Yunjian suddenly moved.
(End of this chapter)
Shen Ying'er returned home and sat for a while, but she didn't see Chu Yunjian sending Xiao Fubao back.
Looking at the white sun outside the house, she was a little speechless. On such a hot day, what did the two of them have to do outside?Isn't it hot?
Fu Bao'er is just a child and ignorant, but you, Chu Yunjian... hey!
Unable to sit still, Shen Yinger planned to go out to find these two people.
As soon as they came to the gate of the yard, they saw Zhou Songxia's family of three coming from the road and heading for the backyard of Lao Xiao's house.
Zhou Songxia was holding a lot of lotus pods in her hand. It seemed that not only Chu Yunjian and Xiao Fubao were wandering outside in the middle of the noon, but also Zhou Songxia's family of three!
The chubby Xiao Yuejie was carried on the back by Xiao Lao Er, holding a lotus leaf in his hand and pretending to ride a horse, still shouting: "Drive, drive!"
Zhou Songxia supported Xiao Yuejie's chubby butt by the side, while laughing and cursing: "Brother Jie, why are you so skinny? This is treating you like a horse!"
Xiao Lao Er was so exhausted that he was out of breath, but his face was still smiling like a flower, and he said, "Son, you have to be so skinny, otherwise why would you call him a son!"
Zhou Songxia looked smug, "You have to thank me for that, I gave birth to you such a fat son as Brother Jie!"
Xiao Er nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, it's all thanks to you, you are my great benefactor, living Bodhisattva!"
When the family of three arrived at the intersection here, they saw Shen Ying'er.
Zhou Songxia stopped immediately, put one hand on her son Xiao Yuejie's back, and deliberately raised her voice to ask Xiao Yuejie: "Brother Jie, are you happy that your father is accompanying you to pick lotus pods today?"
Xiao Yuejie shouted loudly: "Happy, so happy!"
"Haha, as long as my good son is happy!" Zhou Songxia patted Xiao Yuejie on the back, and said loudly: "This child has a father and a mother. It is best to have a healthy family. Unlike some children, who are born Just killed my own father, Lao Tzu, and followed a dishonest Goddess of Plague, full and hungry all day, how pitiful!"
Xiao Lao Er has been carrying Xiao Yuejie with his back arched all the time, sweating profusely from exhaustion, hearing Zhou Songxia say this, he knew she was running on Shen Yinger on the other side of the road.
So Xiao Er also raised his voice and echoed: "Whether there is a father or not is everyone's fate. A child raised by a woman, like Xiao Fubao, will grow up to be a bitch!"
Xiao Yuejie didn't understand what sissy meant, so he caught this novel word and shouted vigorously: "Oh, sissy, Xiao Fubao is a sissy!"
Shen Ying'er hadn't planned to talk to this family of three who was showing off their happiness, but she didn't expect them to scold Xiao Fubao in front of her.
Shen Ying'er couldn't bear it.
She rolled up her sleeves and was about to go up and slap Zhou Songxia, when suddenly, Xiao Fubao's familiar voice resounded, "I'm not a bitch, I'm a man!"
Because the sound came from the top of several people's heads, everyone followed the sound and looked up...
Then I saw Xiao Fubao riding on a man's shoulder, walking towards this side.
Zhou Songxia and Xiao Laoer exchanged glances quietly, and both of them recognized it. This man is not the same as the man who was brought home by Xiao Fubao as a guest a few days ago, but they went to catch the daughter-in-law and made an oolong mess. The second one was kicked by that man...
Xiao Er Er immediately remembered the strength of that man's kick, and subconsciously wanted to flee back to the old Xiao's house. However, Xiao Fubao and the others had already arrived, and Xiao Fubao was looking down on Xiao Yuejie and the others from a high position.
He was full of anger, pointed at Xiao Yuejie and said loudly: "Xiao Yuejie, you are a chubby boy, you are not as tall as me! Just a little bit!"
He sat on Chu Yunjian's shoulder and made faces at Xiao Yuejie.
When Xiao Yuejie saw it, he became impatient.
Struggling on the back of Xiao Er Er, "Father, I want to sit on high shoulders, and I want to compare my height with Xiao Fubao!"
Xiao Er was a little hesitant, because he visually judged that he should not be as tall as the other party.
However, Xiao Yuejie was arguing too much, struggling and shaking on his back, while Zhou Songxia also focused on her son, supporting Xiao Yuejie's fat buttocks on Xiao's second shoulder.
"Second, stand up straight, brother Jie can't lose!" Zhou Songxia said.
As a result, Xiao Laoer really straightened his waist, and even stood on tiptoe with all his strength.
Xiao Yuejie was taller than Xiao Fubao, so Zhou Songxia was full of confidence that her son would definitely defeat Xiao Fubao!
However, when Xiao Laoer stood on tiptoe with Chu Yunjian, he was obviously much shorter than Chu Yunjian.
Because it was so short that Xiao Yuejie was half a head shorter than Xiao Fubao as a whole.
"Haha, I'm still taller than you, you're a short and fat little chubby boy!" Xiao Fubao clapped his hands triumphantly and said with a smile.
Xiao Yuejie blushed so anxiously that her neck was thick, and the chubby hand patted Xiao Erer's head indiscriminately: "No, no, I want to be taller than him, I want to be taller than him!"
Xiao Laoer's figure was wobbly, almost unable to stand still.
When Zhou Songxia saw it, she was also very annoyed, and pushed Xiao's second child vigorously: "You straighten your back."
"You are stepping!"
"You stand on the rock over there!"
"oops……"
Xiao Yuejie, who weighed thirty to forty kilograms around his neck, was shaking violently, and Zhou Songxia beside him kept pushing and shoving.
Zhou Songxia's hands were frozen in the air, and she didn't know what rescue measures to do, so she just stood there and stared at the father and son falling to the ground.
Of course, she also did one thing.
That's screaming.
This made Shen Yinger shake her head.
If it was in modern times, she would not recommend women like Zhou Songxia to learn a driver's license.
Because her on-the-spot response ability is really poor, a person like her who learns to drive on the road is a proper road killer.
Unless the brakes are replaced with a voice control system...
In the end, it was Xiao Er who reacted quickly and used his body to protect Xiao Yuejie the moment he landed.
Xiao Yuejie's head hit Xiao's second child's chin, causing Xiao Yuejie to burst into tears in pain.
It was only when Zhou Songxia heard Xiao Yuejie's cry that she reacted.
"My son my son!"
Zhou Songxia yelled and rushed forward, hugged Xiao Yuejie into her arms and looked him up and down.
It doesn't matter that Xiao Er is still lying on the ground, grinning, unable to get up.
"Mom, I hurt..."
Xiao Yuejie closed his eyes and cried loudly.
Zhou Songxia hugged Xiao Yuejie in her arms, crying and coaxing, kissing wherever it hurts, and making a show of it.
Sitting on Chu Yunjian's shoulder, Xiao Fubao was even more excited when he saw this scene, as if he had won a battle.
"Little Fatty is crying, so ugly~"
Xiao Yuejie cried even hoarse when he heard Xiao Fubao's ridicule.
Zhou Songxia was so angry that she raised a distorted face and scolded Xiao Fubao viciously: "You wild child without a father..."
As soon as he spoke, Chu Yunjian suddenly moved.
(End of this chapter)
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