The days of double cultivation with the fox fairy

"Sister Lin, what are you doing..." Before I could say the word "come", I heard a "snap", and Sister Lin slapped me across the face and shouted, "Hooligan!" There was another "snap" and the bathroom door was closed.

I'm stupid!I'm taking a fucking bath, who is offending me!Is it necessary!I'm the one who gets naked, okay?

Well, it's my fault, I should have locked the door, but I'm used to living alone, what's wrong with not locking the door?God's eyes!

"Ah!" Just as she was complaining, Sister Lin's scream came in again from outside.

What's the situation?Although I know that Sister Lin's character is one of surprise, but judging from the cry, things don't seem to be that simple. [

He didn't care to wash off all the foam on his body, he casually wrapped the towel around his waist and rushed out: "Sister Lin, what's wrong with you?"

As soon as I said this, I looked up, I'm stupid, which country's TV series is this acting on.

I saw Meier holding Sister Lin on the sofa with both hands in a grabbing position, and Sister Lin's posture was extremely sexy, her legs were kneeling on the sofa, her little butt raised, if she had breasts, it would definitely make my nose bleed!

Before I could stop it, Meier looked at me seriously: "Xiamen, the guy who hurt you last time is here again!"

"Meier, let go, she is my sister!" Oh my god, I didn't expect Meier to remember the last time Sister Lin used a sanitary napkin to help me stop bleeding.

Meier looked at me, blinked her big charming eyes, looked at me with some hesitation, and finally let go reluctantly.

"Xiamen, why is your girlfriend like this!" Sister Lin rubbed her arms and said to me a little aggrieved.

Seeing Sister Lin being deflated in Meier's hands, I felt secretly refreshed, and joked: "That's right, you've seen all of her boyfriend's body, if you don't do anything else, wouldn't it be embarrassing?"

Hearing what I said, Sister Lin's face turned red, she pouted and said stubbornly, "It's not on purpose..."

Seeing that Sister Lin didn't mean to apologize, I didn't force it either.

With a smile on her face, she said to Sister Lin and Meier: "Harmony makes money, you two chat first, and clear up the misunderstanding. I'm still taking a bath." After finishing speaking, she turned around and left. land.

After taking a shower, my whole body felt a lot more relaxed. The only thing I regretted was the clothes that were ruined by the dirty liquid. Although they were sold on the street, they were worth 80 yuan.

I changed into new clothes, which were also street goods, a white T-shirt, dark blue jeans, a belt that I had worn for two years, and went to the living room in flip flops.

I thought it was impossible for the innocent Meier and the nervous sister Lin to get together. Besides, Meier also held a grudge against the matter of Lin Jie helping me stop the bleeding before, but after seeing it now, the two of them were very close. They talked harmoniously there, and smiled from time to time.

He took out three bottles of Coke from the refrigerator, unscrewed one bottle with his mouth and drank it, and put the remaining two bottles on the table, indicating that Sister Lin and Meier could drink whatever they wanted, and sat down on the sofa .

Although my body has experienced foundation building and the baptism of false spirit stones, I still feel that there is no need to waste unnecessary effort.

Originally, I, a poor guy, would not prepare these drinks at home. A bottle costs two or three yuan. It would be better to drink tap water.But since Meier drank Coke last time, she fell in love with this drink. I had no choice but to prepare some. Although it was very heartbreaking, but thinking about the 50 in the bank card, I felt more at ease.

"Sister Lin, what can I do for you?" Putting the half bottle of Coke aside, he looked at Sister Lin and said.

Sister Lin glanced at me: "I just want to see if you are dead." [

If I'm still drinking Coca-Cola at this time, I have to spray melon seeds all over Sister Lin's head again, what do you mean I'm dead!I tried my best to get out of the siege of Congcong and rescue her. In exchange for this sentence, according to the reasonable development of the plot, it would be fine if she was not allowed to give her body!

I curled my lips and said nothing, knowing that it would be useless to explain too much to Sister Lin, so I kept my mouth shut. Who knew what earth-shattering answer I would get in return for a word from her.

Sister Lin moved from the opposite sofa to my side, put her body against me, and whispered into my ear: "You kid, have you been acting weird lately?"

I moved my body back, and the breath exhaled from Sister Lin's mouth really made me uncomfortable.

"How do you say?" He took a sip of his drink and asked suspiciously while looking at her.

"Although you were naughty in the past, you haven't reached the point of fighting with others, and when will you be able to jump three feet high?" Sister Lin had an expression of thinking she was very smart, and she really deserved a beating. She had to sigh, How could such two people have such cute faces?

"I..." was about to speak, but Sister Lin continued, "Also, I suffered such a serious injury that day, why didn't I even have a scar on my body?"

"Do you know if I have any scars on my body?" I said angrily.

Who would have thought that Sister Lin would cheer up after hearing what I said: "Of course, I saw it all just now, your back is white and there is no scar at all!"

I'm stupid!She is really ashamed to say that sometimes she really doubts whether she is a male soul with a female body.

"Well, I'm not a superman, I don't leave scars, the main reason is that your 'Big Band-Aid' is very good, and it stops the bleeding very quickly!" Knowing that Sister Lin's carefree personality doesn't know how to get to the bottom of it, I said half-jokingly.

Sister Lin blushed when she heard me say that, she punched me in the chest, and said shyly, "You still say it!"

"Sister, can you be lighter next time?" I frowned, pretending to be in pain.

When Sister Lin saw my appearance, she knew it was an act, and she said, "Okay, I got it!" But she punched me again.

"Your girlfriend, not bad!" Sister Lin looked at Mei'er with a smirk on her face: "It's quite simple, I really don't know what she likes about you."

What did he say, and he pointed at his crotch angrily: "That's all, what's wrong?"

"Hehe, you don't have all your hair yet, and you still dare to joke with my sister, don't think I don't know that you are still a little virgin!" Sister Lin gloated.

I really gave her a slap, and didn't answer her directly, pretending to be pitiful: "It's the first time for her, you have to be gentle~"

Sister Lin blushed, stood up, took out her mobile phone and looked at it: "It's getting late, I just came to see if you're okay, since I'm fine, I'll leave." After speaking, she waved her hand to me.

Sitting lazily on the sofa, I raised my hand and said to Sister Lin, "Walk slowly!"

"My sister knows the way, so I don't need you to see her off." Sister Lin had a smirk on her face. I always felt that something bad was about to happen.Sure enough, Sister Lin bent down the next moment and whispered in my ear, "Your girlfriend is not wearing a bra." After speaking, she laughed and left, just like in a TV drama.

But I just stood there in a daze, at this moment Meier looked at me inappropriately and asked: "What did Sister Mengxin say to you just now?"

Depend on!How the hell would I answer this!