i have a mountain

Chapter 165

Finally, after stacking the firewood neatly and signing a series of unfair treaties, Shaoshuai Lu's anger calmed down, which made Yu Fei feel cheated. The contract included providing breakfast for Shaoshuai Lu every day.

"Hurry up and cook." Young Marshal Lu said with a wave of his hand in a good mood.

"Go and wash the vegetables." Yu Fei said angrily, stuffing a handful of vegetables into his arms.

"You asked me to wash vegetables in such a cold day?" Young Marshal Lu said dissatisfiedly.

Yu Fei glanced at him and said, "Are you blind, didn't you see that there is hot water in the pot? It can be used after scooping it into the basin."

Young Marshal Lu lifted the lid of the pot and nodded, "It's not too bad. Just now I thought you wanted me to wash it in cold water... Hey! Isn't it right? When I come to you, I shouldn't wear that kind of clothes to eat with my hands. Open mouth day?"

"No." Yu Fei pointed to the gate of the farm and said, "Go out and turn left, no delivery."

"Tch~ It's boring to talk to you." Young Marshal Lu said contemptuously.

"Shut up if you're bored." Yu Fei said without raising his head as he started cutting the shredded meat.

Then the two of them quieted down, each doing their own work. After a while, Young Marshal Lu couldn't help it, and said, "Hey, can you say something? Why do I feel so bored?"

Yu Fei sighed and said, "Can't you let me finish cutting the shredded meat quietly before talking? You will distract me like this."

"What's wrong?" Young Marshal Lu said, "Is my talking hindering you from cutting the shredded meat? Will it be cut into your hands?"

Yu Fei shook the kitchen knife in his hand and said: "It will make me feel that the knife in my hand is a bit overkill, especially when you talk, I can't help but look at your neck."

Young Marshal Lu touched his neck subconsciously and said, "Get lost, you old glass."

"It seems that you don't understand what I think in my heart." Yu Fei said, "I just want to see that your neck is stronger than that of the meat."

Young Marshal Lu shrank his neck and said: "You should cut the meat honestly, and I won't bother you. My neck is obviously not as thick as that piece of meat."

Yu Fei nodded and said, "You are quite self-aware."

He was just about to bend down to cut the meat well, when a car horn sounded, he looked up, hey~ Aowei came back early today, just in time to arrange for him to do something.

As soon as Aowei got out of the car, he ran towards the arbor excitedly, shouting while running: "Brother, rabbit."

Young Marshal Lu, who was washing vegetables, fell to the ground with a laugh, and then repeated while laughing: "Brother, rabbit, hahaha, Yu Fei, you have become Master Rabbit."

The black thread at one end of Yu Fei pulled Young Marshal Lu aside with his feet, and then went towards Aowei with a kitchen knife in his hand. Seeing this posture, the latter immediately braked sharply and kept backing away.

While backing away, he said, "Brother, what are you doing? I brought back the rabbit that Boss Zhang gave to Guoguo. If you want to eat wild rabbit meat, just wait for me for a while, and I will catch it right away."

"What did you just say?" Yu Fei asked, shaking the kitchen knife in his hand.

"I said rabbit, brother..." Aowei immediately reacted, and said with a smile: "I mean, I brought back the rabbit that Boss Zhang gave me."

Yu Fei nodded in satisfaction, this guy's desire to survive is still very strong.

After putting the kitchen knife on the chopping board, Ao Wei came to the side of the car. The latter opened the fence. Yu Fei looked at it. Zhang Suqin was quite well prepared. Pairs of little rabbits were placed in iron cages one by one. in.

At the moment when the railing was opened, every bunny looked towards the door, their red eyes were lively, and some of their noses were still twitching, as if they were sniffing something.

Then, with the cooperation of the three people, a cage of rabbits was moved out of the car. The new environment seemed to make these little rabbits a little at a loss, some lay still, and some circled restlessly in the cage.

A few old men watched these restless little rabbits. Most of the twenty rabbits were white, and there were only two gray ones, which were the largest two.

"What breed is this, and why are these two so big?" Young Marshal Lu curiously pointed to two gray rabbits that were almost the same size as adult rabbits.

"Oh." Ao Wei scratched his head and said, "I heard from Boss Zhang that this is a breed imported from Australia. It is said that it can grow into some kind of giant rabbit."

"Can it grow into a pig?" Young Marshal Lu asked with disbelief.

"I don't know." Aowei said: "But according to my experience, this thing can only add more than a dozen catties at most, which is considered as good as the sky."

"Your experience?" Yu Fei asked with a question mark on his face: "When did you raise rabbits? Why don't I know?"

"Experience doesn't come from raising rabbits." Ao Wei said with a proud face: "If you want to know about rabbits, I guess I am not as good as I am present."

What I said, there are only three people present, is it really okay for you to say that?
Ignoring the unkind eyes of the two, Ao Wei continued: "I think we were the ones who chased rabbits back then. When the clutches of motorcycles were the most, I changed them eight times in one winter, and they were all half-clutched in the wild. It burned out when it was a rabbit."

Yu Fei knows that every winter, as long as the view is better, the roar of motorcycles can be heard basically every day, sometimes mixed with some dogs barking, that is Chase the team of rabbits.

It used to be quite a lot, but as the number of young people in the family became less and less, this kind of situation rarely happened, and sometimes it could be heard a few times in a winter.

"Chasing rabbits on a motorcycle? Can you catch them?" Young Marshal Lu asked with bright eyes.

"If you want to plunge into the ditch, I have a motorcycle, you can try it casually." Yu Fei said angrily.

"Why?" Young Marshal Lu asked suspiciously.

"No." Yu Feichao and Aowei pursed his lips and said, "The one in front of you is the Master Rabbit Throwing, you can ask him for advice on this matter."

Young Marshal Lu stared at Ao Wei, who coughed and said: "Just pay attention, basically such things rarely happen, but if it does happen, it doesn't matter, just hold your head , the ground inside is relatively soft, and generally falling will not hurt people.”

"Cut." Yu Fei said contemptuously: "I don't know who it was. That year, I rode a motorcycle and plunged into the hole that someone just dug. As a result, I didn't dare to go out to meet people for a long time."

"What? Did you hurt yourself?" Young Marshal Lu asked eagerly.

"It's not that bad from the fall, it's just a scratch on the mouth and a few scratches on the forehead." Ao Wei said a little embarrassed.

"Oh, it's disfigured, it's understandable." Young Marshal Lu suddenly realized.

"Hmph!" Yu Fei smiled maliciously and said, "Do you think it's disfigured with his face, would he care?"

"Brother, can you stop blaming others?" Ao Wei said embarrassingly.

Yu Fei smiled maliciously: "This is your glorious history, no matter how you say it, let people admire it!"

Ao Wei smacked his lips and said helplessly: "You have the final say when you are old."

"Why is he afraid to go out?" Young Marshal Lu asked curiously.

"I'm afraid of listening to other people telling jokes." Yu Fei looked at Ao Wei deliberately and said.

"Afraid of hearing jokes?" Young Marshal Lu looked confused: "Why is he afraid of hearing jokes?"

Yu Fei gesticulated around his mouth and said: "After the wound on the corner of his mouth was scarred, he didn't even dare to eat, let alone open his mouth to laugh."

Young Marshal Lu followed him to gesticulate with his mouth, and then suddenly realized, and said excitedly: "Oh, I understand, it's because I'm afraid of secondary infection of the wound."

Yu Fei, who was smiling, froze suddenly. How Buddhist are you, and you have a second infection. Why don't you talk about cross-infection?
Noticing Yu Fei's expression, Young Marshal Lu asked suspiciously: "Isn't it right?"

"Open your mouth as wide as you can and try how the corners of your mouth feel." Yu Fei said helplessly.

"Ah~"

This guy came as soon as he said it, opened his mouth as far as he could with an ah, then closed his mouth again, rubbed the corners of his mouth with his hands and said, "Suddenly, I feel that the corners of my mouth are about to be torn apart."

Yu Fei glanced at him and said, "What if there is a scar on the corner of the mouth?"

Young Marshal Lu froze for a moment, then smiled sinisterly and said, "Hehehe, I understand, the scar on the corner of his mouth will be torn again, that is to say, he will be injured again."

"Then what if you can't help laughing?" Yu Fei continued to ask.

"Hahaha." Young Marshal Lu said to Ao Wei, "I finally understand why you dare not listen to jokes."

Aowei drooped his head helplessly and said: "If you have such a group of bad friends, you will understand what it means to be dumbfounded."

"Gah..." Young Marshal Lu choked for a moment, not knowing why.

Yu Fei explained next to him: "He has a group of friends who have played together since he was a child. At that time, he would tell jokes to him every day, saying something to ease his mood."

Lu Shaoshuai showed an incomprehensible expression: "When encountering such a thing, shouldn't those friends think about how to make him recover?"

"You don't understand." Yu Fei said: "The closer you are to a friend, the more they will make you die, especially those who can play from childhood to adulthood, they all started playing when they were wearing crotch pants. There are so many details."

"I'm really envious of your relationship." Young Marshal Lu said with longing.

"Qin Hui still has three or five buddies, don't you have such bad friends around you?" Yu Fei said incredulously.

Young Marshal Lu sighed and said: "If you want to talk about buddies, then I have no shortage of them, but I have never met someone who can be organized at will like you said."

"Then your life will definitely not be very exciting." Ao Wei said with certainty
"Nonsense." Yu Fei said to Aowei: "He's life is so exciting that he can play with transvestites, can you compare?"

Ao Wei shuddered: "It cannot be compared, it must not be compared."

(End of this chapter)