i have a mountain

Chapter 166
"Can you stop bringing up this topic again? I said it was an accident, why are you still holding on to it?" Young Marshal Lu said angrily.

"Okay, okay, don't mention this." Yu Fei raised his hand and said.

Then Young Marshal Lu turned to Aowei and said viciously: "You are the same, understand? If anyone mentions this in front of me in the future, I will be in a hurry with him."

"Okay." Aowei agreed very simply.

Yu Fei lifted a cage, winked at Ao Wei and said, "How much do you think it will cost if you go to Thailand?"

Aowei received the message, thought for a while and said: "I guess it will cost 50 million yuan, or if the payment is less, what should the plastic surgeon do if he keeps a hand? Wouldn't it be more difficult to make a male or female?" Are you uncomfortable?"

"That's right." Yu Fei nodded and said, "Do you think it would be a little uncomfortable to pee standing up instead of squatting, and it would be easy to go to the wrong toilet at the beginning."

Ao Wei also mentioned a cage and said behind Yu Fei: "Maybe he has practiced squatting to pee from a long time ago? Besides, what are you afraid of going to the wrong toilet? Anyway, it's not like I haven't seen myself before."

"Well, it makes sense." Yu Fei said.

"The most important thing is one more thing." Ao Wei said: "Even if he has a successful plastic surgery, he shouldn't have the ability to have children, right?"

"Well~" Yu Fei paused and said, "It's not impossible to have a baby. With the advanced technology now, it might be possible for him to realize his dream. I just don't know if his boyfriend or husband knows about it." Will the truth cause panic in the future?"

"That shouldn't be the case." Aowei said with certainty: "Think about it, since the bottom has been done, then the top will definitely be done as well, and the ones that come out may be all moving stunners."

"You're right." Yu Fei agreed: "Now men and women are willing to be together, let alone a transgender, and a beautiful transgender."

"I think this is a good way." Aowei said thoughtfully: "According to the survey, there are now more than 3000 million males in the country. If half of them are willing to go to Thailand, then this The problem is no longer a problem.”

Yu Fei couldn't help rubbing his forehead, this guy was thinking a little far, completely deviated from the original intention of the conversation, but this seemed to have a certain catalytic effect.

Sure enough, Young Marshal Lu shouted angrily from behind the two of them: "Didn't you two just talk about this matter? Do you still have a little spirit of contract? Come on, let's have a good talk."

Yu Fei and Ao Wei didn't seem to hear them, not only did they not stop, but they even accelerated their pace.

……

Until all the rabbits were moved into the newly built shack, and Yu Fei sent Aowei to the street to buy noodles, Young Marshal Lu still had a stinky face.

"Look at your face, you can be a door god and stick it on the door." Yu Fei joked.

"You don't care about me." Lu Shaoshuai said angrily: "It's agreed not to mention that matter again, the two of you turned around and started talking loudly, this is a silent harm to me, why, I can't express it yet Are you going to protest?"

"All right, all right." Yu Fei said, "You can protest whatever you want, but please stop dangling in front of my eyes, I'm going to be dizzy."

"It depends on your mood." Young Marshal Lu said, "I just want to hang around here now, why? Even though this is your territory, you still don't allow me here?"

"Then you keep on wandering, I'll put some more firewood into the stove." Yu Fei said and was about to go to the stove to get firewood.

Young Marshal Lu stopped him, and said expressionlessly: "Your act of burning firewood can make people disgusted, so let me burn it."

Yu Fei spread his hands to express his indifference, and when Young Marshal Lu really crouched down to light the fire, he secretly laughed silently, and it seemed that this trick was more effective.

After chopping up all the vegetables for later use, Yu Fei had nothing to do but waited for Aowei to buy the noodles and started cooking.

At this time, old man Zhang watched forcefully and said, "Hey, what are you planning to do?"

"Xiao Fei said he was going to steam the noodles." said Young Marshal Lu who was lighting the fire.

Old man Zhang looked at Yu Fei suspiciously and said, "There is a trick to steaming noodles, can you?"

"If I hadn't done it twice, would I dare to put on this posture?" Yu Fei said unconvinced.

"Shout!" Old man Zhang looked at Yu Fei in surprise, and said, "You're quite confident, then I'm going to have a good look at your craftsmanship today."

"Then just look at it, the custodian will let you eat one bowl and think about two bowls, and after this meal, you still want to eat another." Yu Fei assured, patting his chest.

"Then let's get started, what are you waiting for? It's not like you don't know, your father and Guoguo will definitely not come back for dinner today." Old man Zhang urged.

This is, according to the usual practice, every year on the day after school starts, the teachers in the school will have a meal together, and they will also bring their family members, which is also a way to enhance their relationship.

"I know, I also want to start quickly, but Aowei has not come back from buying noodles." Yu Fei said helplessly.

"What?" The old man Zhang asked in surprise: "You said you are making steamed noodles and the noodles have not been bought yet, so what kind of steamed noodles do you make? Just stir fry and eat."

"I'll be home soon." Yu Fei said, looking at a figure riding a motorcycle on the embankment.

Old man Zhang followed his gaze and said, "This little bastard is not afraid of the cold, what are you doing riding so fast?"

Young Marshal Lu behind the stove also probed his head and said, "Can you chase rabbits at this speed? Go ahead and lie to ghosts."

Old man Zhang glanced at him curiously and said, "Chasing rabbits? Who told you?"

Young Marshal Lu picked up a piece of firewood, pointed at Yu Fei and said, "That's what he said, but I guess it was a fool."

Old man Zhang looked at Yu Fei for a while, then slapped him without any warning, and said, "What's wrong with teaching, I have to teach him how to drive rabbits. If I fall somewhere, I'll see how you end up?"

Yu Fei rubbed the place where he was beaten and said, "Didn't I just mention it casually when I saw the rabbit that Boss Zhang gave Guoguo?"

"That's not enough. Don't mention this matter in the future. Are there still fewer people who break their arms and legs because of chasing rabbits every year? How come they don't have a long memory?" Old man Zhang said.

"Oh, I see." Yu Fei said in a very taught way.

Old man Zhang changed the subject and said, "Where is the rabbit that Boss Zhang gave you? I'll go and have a look."

Yu Fei pointed to a shack not far from the fish pond and said, "Nuo, there are twenty of them in the shack that was just built."

Old man Zhang walked over with his hands behind his back, and Young Marshal Lu came over and said, "Is chasing rabbits really that dangerous?"

Yu Fei touched his aching head and said angrily, "What do you think? Otherwise, why would I be beaten?"

When Young Marshal Lu was about to say something, he was interrupted by the sound of Aowei riding a motorcycle. He stopped directly beside the arbor with two packs of noodles tied to the front bumper. The guy got off the motorcycle and said excitedly: "Brother, guess what good things I brought back?"

It was only then that Yu Fei noticed that there was a woven bag tied to the shelf of the motorcycle, which was bulging, and he didn't know what it was.

"It's probably something you like, so don't show it." Yu Fei said while unfastening the noodles on the bumper.

"Look at what you said." Aowei still said excitedly: "It will definitely surprise you."

After speaking, he untied the woven bag, grabbed the two back corners of the bag and poured it down, and a pile of soft and hairy things poured out from inside, Yu Fei stepped forward and pulled it with his feet, which was very surprised "Where did you get the hare?" he asked.

Isn't the pile on the ground just a few hares huddled together?The biggest difference from domestic rabbits is that wild rabbits have longer ears and front legs, and their bodies are smaller than domestic rabbits.

Upon hearing this, Young Marshal Lu hurried forward, first tentatively poked the rabbit on the ground with the wooden stick in his hand, and when there was no response, he boldly stretched out his hand to pick up a rabbit.

"You just drove this here with a motorcycle?" Young Marshal Lu said with a look of admiration.

"How can it be?" Ao Wei said: "It takes at least two motorcycles to chase rabbits, and I only have one here. If you want to chase rabbits, you will be blind."

"Then..." Young Marshal Lu shook the rabbit in his hand and said, "Then where did you come from?"

"Oh, you're talking about this." Ao Wei said solemnly: "When I passed a big tree just now, I saw a few rabbits that had been killed under the tree, so I picked them up."

"Stand by and wait for the rabbit???" Young Marshal Lu opened his eyes wide and said with disbelief, "How do you know they were killed by a collision?"

"When I went, I just saw the last rabbit hit a tree. I saw that the other rabbits were lying down in the same posture, so I judged that they were all killed by the collision, and they all hit the same tree. A place," Owell explained.

"...????" Young Marshal Lu shook the rabbit in his hand speechlessly, then kicked the ones on the ground with a confused look on his face.

With the noodles, Yu Fei, who was cooking, couldn't help laughing out loud, and Ao Wei didn't hold back either, "Chi Chi Chi Chi", the wind leaked from his mouth.

Seeing this, Young Marshal Lu suddenly realized: "You lied to me, right? You bought these rabbits at the market? These are all raised rabbits?"

Ao Wei stopped laughing and waved his hands and said, "I didn't buy them, these are wild rabbits, and they were just caught not long ago."

Young Marshal Lu was confused again, couldn't help scratching his head and said, "This is weird, did you really bring it to your door?"

Yu Fei fried the vegetables in the pot until they were half-cooked, and after adjusting the taste, he took out a bowl of vegetable soup from the pot. All the vegetables with relatively high water content were used, so there was still a certain amount of vegetable soup in the pot. Spread the bought noodles evenly on top of the half-cooked vegetables and then cover the pot.

After wiping his hands, he came to the two of them and asked, "You must not have made so many rabbits alone. What's going on? Tell me."

(End of this chapter)