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Chapter 417 Let me wipe it evenly for you

Just when Yu Fei was still thinking about how to get the old man out of Zhang's mouth, bursts of firecrackers at the gate attracted his attention.

Then he was quickly pulled back by a group of chickens fleeing in a hurry not far away, and Yu Fei immediately felt a little angry.

Who is this?Did you know that there are chickens, ducks and geese raised in the farm?Oh~ Even if these have not been introduced for a long time, it is understandable not to know.

Those cows were brought in at the beginning of the farm's construction. If anyone said he didn't know there were cows raised in this farm, Yu Fei could give him a long memory.

those cows...

Yu Fei looked over to the cowshed and saw a group of cows looking at the door with curious eyes. They didn't show any signs of panic. Some even lowered their heads and gnawed a few mouthfuls of grass, then raised their heads and continued to be their grazing cows. public...

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Well, Yu Fei thought it was useless to worry, but when he looked up at the gate for the first time, even if he didn't startle the cow, it scared the little chick.

He rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the door, wanting to see who was so bold as to come to the farm to set off cannons without saying hello?

It's not a festival...

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When he saw his tractor pulled out and covered with a big red cloth, Yu Fei's heart skipped a few beats, and then he saw Guoguo holding the hands of several children, Shi Fang said to several women Laugh again.

And when some familiar figures were running back and forth to light the barrels of fireworks on the ground, Yu Fei felt as if he wanted to run away. Fan Hui and the others really came to celebrate his new tractor.

This is so embarrassing, if it gets out, then I will become the second Zhao Banxian.

Zhao Banxian is an uncle of Yu Fei's family. He talks about it all day long. He claims to know astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom. He looks forward 500 years and counts 500 years later.

He is very face-saving, and he can't stand being provoked by others, but if you follow him, there will definitely be a lot of benefits.

It seems that in the year when Yu Fei just got married, Zhao Banxian bought a new electric tricycle, which cost more than 3000, less than [-].

With his temperament, a newly bought car, no matter how many wheels it is, must be shown off, so he rode the car around the village and greeted everyone warmly.

If anyone said more about the car he just bought, he would immediately take out a cigarette with a smile on his face, and then he would talk endlessly, from abroad to China, from the space station to the submarine.

The chat was cloudy and foggy, but in fact, I just wanted to hear a few more good words.

A few people in the village who were about his size saw this, gathered together and made a total calculation, and then came to him together, boasting that the car was good, while playing a double play.

One suggested that the new car that people just bought should be set off with firecrackers and fireworks, and the other said different opinions, saying that this is a tricycle, how can it be compared with those four-wheelers.

The third person came on stage, saying that a half-immortal should be different from ordinary people, let alone a tricycle, even if you buy a bicycle, you have to celebrate. After the heat, the group performance began.

How could Zhao Banxian bear this? With a wave of his hand, don't go home for lunch today...

Then the whole village mobilized together, dragging their families with them. It seemed that if it wasn't for the hindrance, they would be eating lunch soon, and they would still be able to call friends.

The whole village chipped in to buy a set of [-]-gun firecrackers, two buckets of [-]-gun fireworks, and a big red flower.

The big red flower bid farewell to the front of the tricycle, and as soon as the firecrackers and fireworks were set off, everyone flocked to the restaurant on the side of the road in the village.

In the end, I ate all the food prepared in the restaurant for two days. The owner of the restaurant is also from the same village, and he wiped a zero with a smile.

Because of this, Yu Fei's aunt and Zhao Banxian were angry for half a month. As long as he was at home, he would never cook, and as long as he left the house, the chimney in the kitchen would definitely smoke.

Then this story spread in ten miles and eight villages. It has been several years. The tricycle in Zhao Banxian's family has been eliminated. The big guys haven't forgotten about it...

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Yu Fei felt that the scene in front of him was never so similar, so he bought a tractor, salutes and fireworks, which would definitely attract the villagers.

When you hear the sound of firecrackers and fireworks in the countryside, it means that you are doing business. Whether it is a wedding or a wedding, there will always be some people who don't want to be so troublesome and want to get things done in a low-key manner.

But these two things are generally not missing when doing things, so as long as you hear these two sounds, someone will definitely come out to see if someone is doing things secretly. year relationship.

Even if he didn't catch up with the business in the end, the gift money couldn't be less.

Seeing the fireworks start to rise into the sky, the last thought of running away in Yu Fei's mind was also dispelled. After a while, people began to be seen at the intersection at the corner of the village.

If he doesn't show up again, the same thing as Zhao Banxian will definitely happen. Although he doesn't care about the money, he can't afford to lose that person.

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The fireworks took off very fast, because when Feidu came, all the fireworks had been set off, leaving only a group of hilarious children and a few big faces that looked like they needed a beating.

After Yu Fei said hello to the sisters-in-law, he told Guoguo not to run around with the children, and finally, he squeezed his fingers and walked towards the faces that needed to be spanked.

Fan Hui jumped away first, pulled Zhang Hongzhao in front of him, put out a smiling face and said, "The brothers are here to congratulate you today, if you make any more moves, then it's inappropriate. "

Zhang Hongzhao turned his head and shouted in dissatisfaction: "If you have the ability, come to the front and yell, can you stop spitting on my ear?"

Fan Hui hastily wiped his ears twice with his hands. At first, everyone thought he would speak soft words, but who would have thought that he would say, "I'll wipe it evenly for you."

As soon as these words came out, the women were immediately disgusted, and they left the scene together. Under the leadership of Guoguo, a group of people went to the strawberry greenhouse to hunt for treasure.

Fan Hui's words were quite lethal, not only Zhang Hongzhao was flushed by his teasing, and he wrestled with him, even Chen Kaiqiang, who was always neutral and leaning left and right, stayed far away.

Looking at it from an unfamiliar person, you must think that they don't know each other.

Let alone Yu Fei, the aura that had been accumulated before was blown away by him.

Just to keep out of sight and out of mind, Yu Fei said to Chen Kaiqiang: "Second brother, you have made too much of this matter, and I was caught off guard."

"What did you say?" Chen Kaiqiang had an expression that I couldn't hear clearly, and then explained his behavior: "I didn't run away when I fired the cannon just now, and it exploded just as soon as I turned around, and my ears are still buzzing. "

Yu Fei spread his hands and made a helpless expression, what else can I say when you are like this, let's go and deal with those acquaintances who are about to reach the gate of the farm first.

The crowd who came to the farm was led by Shi Fang's mother. After all, their house was just around the corner, the closest to the farm. Behind her were a few people who had a good relationship with her, and they probably happened to be chatting together at that time.

"Xiao Fei, what's the matter with setting off cannons and fireworks in broad daylight?" Zhang Caiyun asked Yu Fei who came up to him.

After she finished speaking, she still had an inexplicable expression on her face: "If you have something to do, you can't hide it from your aunt."

(End of this chapter)