i have a mountain

Chapter 814 Overnutrition

Yu Fei was about to provoke him again when the cell phone in his pocket rang untimely. He took it out and saw that it was Chen Kaiqiang who hadn't contacted him for a long time. This guy usually doesn't look for him. If he really wants to look for him, he must be fully prepared Crazy, or there is business.

After answering the phone, Chen Kaiqiang asked very directly: "Is there anything to do tonight? If there is nothing to do, come and do me a favor. Help me put down a client. The other party can drink better. I don't have anyone who dares to make such a guarantee."

"There is no problem. Are you planning to keep the whole body, or are you going to divide it up? It's also good for me to be mentally prepared."

After hearing Yu Fei's words, Young Marshal Lu's eyeballs were about to pop out, and he looked at Yu Fei with surprise.

"The whole body, it's more convenient to take care of it this way." Chen Kaiqiang thought for a while and said.

"Okay." Yu Fei said: "Quanshi, don't worry, I will keep him intact. As for what you plan to do afterwards, it's none of my business, whether to take pictures or I won’t get involved in the recording.”

Chen Kaiqiang laughed and said, "I'm disappointed. My buddy doesn't make films. If he really wants to make a film, Fan Hui will be the top one. He likes to show his face and is very photogenic."

Yu Fei bared his teeth and smiled: "I will introduce him to a non-staff job later, he will definitely like it, and then you can prepare some blue pills for him."

"Don't tell me, I really have that thing here. If you want it, you can take two boxes with you later." Chen Kaiqiang said as if he had found a bosom friend.

Yu Fei was silent for a while and then said: "Although you are only one year older than me, why is there such a big gap in body? You should exercise more."

"Damn, I'm a drug seller, not a drug buyer. Besides, who said that if you have that thing in your hand, you have to use it? I can't be curious? Also, I am normal, the one who is more normal than you It's normal." Chen Kaiqiang almost growled.

Yu Fei shrugged and said: "According to psychology, the louder the person is, the more he is guilty. You are trying to cover up!"

"..." Chen Kaiqiang was silent for a while and then said: "You must be kind and honest, or you may become a sunflower one day."

Yu Fei showed his big white teeth: "Don't worry, if there is a day, I believe you will be singing Chrysanthemum Terrace while holding a pillar."

"Should I pick you up in the afternoon or will you drive here?" Chen Kaiqiang decided to change the subject.

"I'll drive there by myself, so I don't have to trouble you for a second trip." Yu Fei said, the chat between the two brothers is so jumpy, but no one can catch it.

……

After hanging up the phone, Young Marshal Lu's eyes lit up, and he approached Yu Fei and asked, "I understand Chrysanthemum Terrace and Sunflower, but why do you sing while holding a pillar? What else is a whole corpse and a dismembered corpse?" I know you are not the kind of chainsaw maniac, this must be your code, but I don't know what it means."

Yu Fei squinted at him and said: "You are very simple, why are you singing with the pillars in your arms? It is because the pillars play an indispensable role in it. Do you understand how to fix and leverage?"

Young Marshal Lu had a pensive look on his face, which gradually turned into reality after a while, and he looked at Yu Fei with evil intent.

"Let's go, if you understand, then go play by yourself, don't show off here." Yu Fei waved his hand and said.

Young Marshal Lu immediately put away his wretched expression, and asked solemnly: "Since you have explained all this, then you can talk about what is a whole corpse and what is a dismembered corpse? I'm quite curious about this."

Yu Fei paused for a moment, but still explained to him: "What do you think it is like to be drunk?"

"Drunkenness." Young Marshal Lu said without thinking.

"What you're talking about is a dismembered corpse, because part of the nerves are still active, so there will be intermittent unconscious nerve jittering behavior." Yu Fei said: "As for the whole corpse, it is easy to understand, the stage of lying corpse, even There is no flexibility at all.”

"Oh~~~"

Young Marshal Lu showed a look of enlightenment, then nodded and said, "I learned a new term. If I drink with those people again later, I will ask them in advance if they plan to be a whole corpse or be divided."

Yu Fei said contemptuously: "Be careful you will be chopped up."

"What does that mean?"

"Think for yourself~"

……

After lunch, Yu Fei told Shi Fang about the matter, and the latter just told him to be careful on the road, and didn't explain anything else.

Lu Shaoshuai looked at Wang Wenqian with eagerness in his eyes.

Wang Wenqian, who was nursing the child, said without raising her head: "Xiao Fei is going to help a friend. What are you going to do? Now that the cattle farm has just started, everyone is busy. Do you still plan to have sex alone?"

"Nothing." Young Marshal Lu said righteously, "Aren't I afraid that Xiao Fei will be taken care of if he drinks too much? I think it's..."

"You don't have to think about it." Wang Wenqian said very simply: "Do you think people won't communicate with the hostess when they invite someone? Before coming back, Xiaofei's friend's wife also called Fangfang, so there is no need You are worried."

"His friend's wife, isn't that appropriate?"

No matter how serious things are in Lu Shaoshuai's mouth, they will not be serious. Wang Wenqian looked up at him and asked, "Why is it inappropriate? They said that everything will be arranged. Tell me what's wrong. suitable?"

Young Marshal Lu shrank his head and stopped talking, but soon he pointed to Wang Wenqian and said, "Your right side is wet."

Yu Fei said with a smile: "There is too much nutrition~"

With a whoosh, he got three pairs of gazes that turned into knives, and he shrank his head. He learned from the previous Young Marshal Lu, and he couldn't afford to provoke him~
……

Now the rural people are desperately crowding into the city, while those in the city are following the old path of the rural people in the 80s and [-]s. This situation is especially prevalent in coastal cities. Even for meals, they want to find a place that is similar to Farmer's restaurant.

This is a bit torturous. It may take an hour or two to eat, but it took nearly two hours on the road. It was a farmyard. The buildings in the courtyard were born out of the existing rural courtyards, but It is more luxurious than ordinary rural courtyards.

There are only three guest rooms in a courtyard, and the main room is counted. The furnishings inside are similar to those in Yu Fei's childhood memory. It seems that the boss is also a caring person.

There was a strong smell of spices in the seemingly ordinary farm dishes, and he suddenly felt that he had made a mistake. If he took this fat client to the homestay in Yujia Village, he would be satisfied.

(End of this chapter)