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Chapter 815 You Still Live Well

Although there were a few people from Chen Kaiqiang's side, and there were even two beauties who Yu Fei had never seen before, who could score above [-] at first glance, but they seemed to be more reserved, like office workers.

In the end, it was Yu Fei who held the banner when it came to drinking. That businessman is also a man of temperament. After three glasses of wine, he started a great career for nothing. He is very familiar with everything from international current affairs to celebrity gossip. .

Yu Fei made a good joke, anyway, as long as he can make the other party open his mouth to drink, as for complimenting others, that's nothing.

This meal was a feast for the guests and the host. The merchant still held Yu Fei's hand firmly when he was about to board the car, saying that he had to change the venue to chat for a while, and said that it hadn't been as fun as it is today for a long time.

Halfway through the journey, the merchant began to snore happily. Chen Kaiqiang and Yu Fei looked at each other, and they laughed silently.

Back in the county town, the businessman didn't wake up, and he really made a dead body—he was carried upstairs by several people, and realized the state of a whole body that Yu Fei said when he came.

"Eight catties!"

As soon as he arrived at the rest area on the first floor, Chen Kaiqiang opened his mouth before he could sit still, "Others drank at most about three catties, and you two drank the rest. I paid attention to it just now. You seem to have drank more than my guest."

"Nonsense." Yu Fei said nonchalantly: "If you want the guest to drink well, you have to put yourself down first. If I don't drink more than him, can he drink it willingly?"

"However, you are a businessman who can drink quite well. If most people would have been lying down long ago, look at him, he didn't feel a little on the way halfway. I even suspect that he is pretending to be drunk."

"Pretending to be drunk?" Chen Kaiqiang said in surprise: "Improbable, right? We just carried him up!"

"Tch~ You're still the boss with your IQ." Yu Fei said contemptuously, "Didn't you see that he would drink with me when he just came out of the hotel, and when he saw that I was fine halfway, he started to pretend to be confused?" , and finally fell asleep."

"Also, haven't you never been drunk before? Have you ever seen a person who can't wake up like a pork dumper? Even if he is drunk again, he will have to moan twice... I know what you want to say. If you're really drunk, it might be true, but have you ever seen a person who is so drunk that he doesn't take off his shoes and put his legs on the bed?"

Chen Kaiqiang tilted his head and thought for a while, and then suddenly realized: "It seemed like that just now. When I put his legs on the bed, he was reluctant until he finally took off his shoes. I just said I thought he was drinking heavily."

"With your brain, you'll have to sell yourself sooner or later. You're still the kind who counts money for others." Yu Fei leaned back in his chair and said comfortably.

"Isn't this still yours? If I am really sold by someone at that time, you will definitely not stand by and watch. Even if you have to suffer for a few days, as long as you don't risk your life." Chen Kaiqiang also taught him something. Kind of.

"Then what should you do if someone is trying to please you?" Yu Fei said narrowly, "Even if I get you back after a while, wouldn't you be ruined as well?"

"Why should a man be afraid of this little loss? Maybe the other party is a long-lost person, so I don't know who has suffered the loss." Chen Kaiqiang said hehe.

Yu Fei gritted his teeth: "What if the other party is Brokeback Mountain? You have to know, those people are usually a little perverted in their hearts, and they are even rougher than during the conscription medical examination... Uh~ That's an understatement."

After thinking for a while, he said, "Do you know how people operate on hemorrhoids?"

Chen Kaiqiang shivered and said, "How do you know so clearly? Could it be that you just had an operation recently?"

"That's not true, but a cousin of mine just had this kind of operation before." Yu Fei shook his head and said, "When I went to see him a few days ago, he said that the operation is not terrible, but the terrible thing is the anesthesia injection. item."

"At that time, he was lying on the bed with his buttocks on his side. It is said that when the needle pierced his body, he felt cold first, then hot again, and then numb, but this feeling was quickly replaced by pain. According to him, he scratched the steel pipe on the bed and deformed the feeling that hurt his soul."

Yu Fei smiled charmingly at Chen Kaiqiang again and said, "You said if you meet such a person, what will happen to you? One week... oh no, three more days, and you will become an overly ravaged flower." sunflower."

"Huh~ Get out, I'm not a little white who just graduated from school, how can I fall into such a trivial matter?" Chen Kaiqiang said disdainfully: "You can only deceive those little girls who have just graduated from school, even our office None of the female clerks here will believe you."

Yu Fei also disdainfully said: "Even if you tell me to lie to me, you won't do it. The foundations are painted like putty on the wall. If you don't believe me, take them to a hot pot meal and you'll know."

"It's...it's okay, why didn't I feel that?" Chen Kaiqiang was obviously a little disbelieving.

"Cut~ What else do you know about your brain that knows how to make money all day long? If someone tells you who is George's sister, you may not know who it is." Yu Fei scorned.

"Is it wrong for me to think about making money?" Chen Kaiqiang said with a serious face: "These days, I spend money every day when I open my eyes. If I don't want to make more money, our family will have to drink the northwest wind."

Yu Fei sighed, "Why don't you say that you spend money when you sleep?"

"You're right, don't you charge for electricity when you turn on the air conditioner? Don't you have to pay property fees for the house you live in? The depreciation fee for the house..."

"Yes~" Yu Fei interrupted him: "If you follow what you said, you should stop living, and you can save money by lying in the ground. Don't tell me that the cemetery also needs money. Our family doesn't have any." That said, just bury it in your own ground."

Chen Kaiqiang said quietly: "Do you need money for the burning? There is also money for buying a coffin, and it also costs wedding money to invite someone to dig a tomb. And if you come to have three friends and four friends, you can't entertain them? This is another It’s an expense, and during the holidays, you have to burn paper, and you get a lot of money.”

"...You should live well."

……

Yu Fei was going to go back to sleep in the house he hadn't been to for a long time. Although it was more convenient to open a room in the hotel, he felt that since he came to the county, he should live in his own house. On the one hand, he felt comfortable, on the other hand It is not good to think that the house is empty for a long time.

But when he was about to go back, Chen Kaiqiang reached out his hand to touch his body and his face immediately changed. After saying to Fei, wait for me, he hurried outside the hotel.

After a while, he was on the phone and hurried back. Yu Fei vaguely heard him thanking someone, and said that he would go back and get it.

When he got close, before Yu Fei could speak, Chen Kaiqiang said with a smile: "I'll take you out for a drive, anyway, you're alone, you don't have to think about being scolded by Fangfang when you come back."

An ominous premonition suddenly emerged in Yu Fei's heart, and he asked tentatively: "You didn't leave your wallet in the restaurant where we ate just now, did you?"

(End of this chapter)