Hu Ping Zigui: Ye Shao is kneeling on durian again today

Chapter 145 Little friend, I see you
"Take, I also installed a software in my sister's mobile phone. If you miss me, you can click on that software to see where I am."

As Ye Ye said, he wanted to take Lu Miaomiao's mobile phone and let her operate it to prove what he said was true.

"No need." Lu Miaomiao pressed the hand he just extended.

"Miaomiao."

"If I don't even trust you, who else can I trust?"

After Lu Miaomiao finished speaking, she directly stuffed her bag into him.

Ye Ye's heart warmed slightly, and he happily walked down with his bag.

Although his eyes were looking ahead, the corner of his eyes kept glancing behind Lu Miaomiao.

"It's what you think, I locked him up."

"Xie Yunmiao is on the mountain, do you want to meet him?"

Ye Ye:! !

However, although
This is too cool! !

Ye Ye almost couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth and began to laugh.

The Rafflesia flower bloomed in my heart, but the man on the face still looked embarrassed: "Is this... is this not very good?"

"And sister. Do you know you?"

"I'm poisoned, I can't die." Lu Miaomiao coughed.

The fishy sweetness in her throat made her very uncomfortable.

But in order not to worry her brother, she pressed back again.

Glancing at Ye Ye's drooping lips and upturned eyes, she sighed helplessly: "Brother, there is no one else here, just laugh if you want."

"Don't suffocate, you will suffocate yourself later."

Ye Ye blushed, and her sexy thin lips trembled slightly.

Ye Ye: "I"

Ye Ye: "Hahahahaha!"

Lu Miaomiao: Pfft.

Seeing her younger brother's waist bent from laughing and almost unable to straighten up, Lu Miaomiao was both funny and distressed.

For a moment, she didn't know whether she should help him up first, or remind him, don't be too happy, if you laugh, the wrinkles will be bad.

Fortunately, Ye Ye didn't laugh for too long, and stopped after just over five minutes.

He drove the car over and was about to take Lu Miaomiao home. Just as he was about to call for navigation, Lu Miaomiao spat out a few words first.

"Let the navigator help you find a flower shop on the way. Let's go buy some flowers." Lu Miaomiao said again.

When Ye Ye heard her talking about going to prison, he could probably guess that she was going to meet the legendary master.

But when you go to that kind of place, you shouldn't find a way to bring more food and supplies. Things like flowers will wither in two days.

"That. How about we go to the supermarket to buy some health care products?"

In any case, it was the first time he met Master Lu Miaomiao, and he had to leave a good impression on him.

"Need not."

"Is it not useful?" Ye Ye remembered what Lu Miaomiao once said about the status of this big boss prison/prison/overlord.

"Well, you pack up the back seat, and I'll take him home later."

Ye Ye's eyes widened in shock.

Come back home?

Do you just leave?
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Room 0 in the special prison.

This room, which was always full of laughter and laughter, once again filled with a strange atmosphere.

Today is Sunday, which is also their rest day.

Usually at this time, many inmates would make appointments to do laundry, tidy up the housework, or go to the small playground to play ball and so on.

But at this moment, they were all sitting at the door of Room 0 in an orderly manner, each with serious faces, as if something big was about to happen.

The anomaly today is actually that the old man in Room 0 stopped eating.
This morning's breakfast has his favorite fried chicken, he actually!Didn't even look at it!
This is not scientific at all!
"Daoist. Is it the end of Los Angeles?"

"Yes, Taoist priest, please don't leave us."

"Master Dao, you must be saying something."

The few people sitting closest to him were anxious like ants on a hot pot, their bald foreheads were all bald.

The old man, who was all sloppy and whose hair was hanging down to his waist, sighed, and looked at his most capable assistant with a gloomy gaze.

"L.A. City will not be finished, and human beings will not be extinct."

He lazily said.

The speaking voice was not much different from usual.

"That"

"What would you like to eat?"

"Yes, master, how about some milk tea for you?"

Although milk tea is not healthy, but everyone is in a bad mood, so it doesn't matter.

"No, just find me a knife."

Crowd:! ! !
"Get me another bathroom."

Crowd:! ! !
No one discussed it, and there was no rehearsal in advance, but everyone turned to the direction of the sun at the same time, wanting to see if the sun had begun to set to the east.

But after looking for a long time, I didn't find anything abnormal.
With a quick idea, he approached the old man: "Master, are you going to die soon? Will you give birth to a relic after your death? Should the relic be sent out to find a pagoda for offering?" ? Or did we bury it for you?"

The old man was in a bad mood when he thought about getting out of prison, but now he was so angry when he heard that, he kicked him away.

"roll roll roll--"

"I will bury you now."

The old man thought that the man felt that he wanted to take advantage of it after his death.

But what I didn't expect is
This person is a bit poisonous.

He was kicked into the corner by him. Instead of being angry, he even laughed happily.

"You don't need to do anything, I'll go and bury myself."

"As long as you can be normal, I am willing to sacrifice myself for you, Master!"

"But do you only want the body or the soul?"

"The words of the soul may not be pure enough, after all, I have done a lot of bad things."

Old man: "What the hell are you"

Ye Ye who just came in: "."

For some reason, he suddenly felt a little happy for his own father.

If his own father had directly invited this person, the entire Jun family would not know what it would be like now.

"Master, how long do you need?"

Lu Miaomiao was not surprised by this scene.

Her master always has this kind of magical ability that makes it easy for people to regard him as a real god, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to fool so many 'clients' at once.

"Your flowers."

Lu Miaomiao said, and handed him the white chrysanthemum in front of her.

At the flower shop just now, when Lu Miaomiao said that he wanted to buy chrysanthemums, Ye Ye's head had already started to grow. He was even ready for the old man to turn against each other.

but.
Lu Miaomiao's master just frowned, sighed, and took the flowers.

"Hey, I told you to get married early, but you didn't listen. Look, something happened now."

"Wait here, I'll come as I go."

"it is good."

Lu Miaomiao didn't move, but gave Ye Ye a look.

Yes.

She didn't trust her master's character at all.

This old man did not! !

Seeing that his apprentice had to be watched even when he took a bath, the old man was so angry that he jumped three feet high, his waist didn't hurt, and his legs didn't cramp.

"Lu Miaomiao!! I am your master!"

(End of this chapter)