I run faster than my teammates

Chapter 319 I have crossed over!

In the middle of the night, Lao Zhang woke up from his dream and got up habitually to go to the toilet. Alas, as he got older, he could urinate frequently, urgently, or unable to urinate, but what could be done?

When I was young, I worked hard for money, and often stayed up all day and night. After struggling for half my life, I managed to save a big family business, but I fell into a whole body of problems.It's a pity that no one can return to the youth in fresh clothes and angry horses. Time is gone and will never return, so there is nothing but sadness.

The most hateful thing is that Lao Zhang didn't know how to restrain himself when he was young. Now his body is not as good as before, and he has a hidden disease of infertility.Thinking of who will end up with all the wealth he has accumulated during his lifetime of struggle, Lao Zhang feels like a knife twists his heart every time.

Thoughts were flying, and I went to the toilet in the dark before I knew it, and then I only heard a clatter...

Lao Zhang was stunned, what is this?Why is it so smooth?Why is it so powerful?Could it be that my illness is cured?Lao Zhang was overjoyed, he didn't wash his hands after urinating, he went straight to touch the light switch, but subconsciously stretched out his hand, eh?Where did the switch go?How can I only touch the wall?I have lived in the house for so long, I should be able to close my eyes and not go wrong!
Lao Zhang tried to touch the side again, but he didn't know what to touch when he moved. There was a loud noise in the darkness, which shocked him a lot.Lao Zhang is a bit regretful. I really shouldn’t save that money. I should install a voice-activated light in the bathroom. The light will turn on just by coughing or clapping your hands. It perfectly avoids the trouble of finding the switch in the dark. .

Just as Lao Zhang was thinking about things, the light in the living room outside suddenly turned on, and then a man and a woman came out with sleepy eyes.Old Zhang's eyes are straight, what's going on?Who are these two people?Isn't this my home?I am obviously the only one in my family!

"Who are you?" When Lao Zhang opened his mouth, the person in front of him was not much better, so he startled himself a lot, his voice was immature like a naughty boy, where did the old smoky voice go?Lao Zhang bowed his head again, and suddenly his soul flew away. Why did I become smaller?What's the matter with the little arms and legs?
Eh?I crossed?As expected of a self-made ruthless man, Lao Zhang immediately thought of this possibility, and he was very excited. This is soul wear, right?An old soul has transmigrated into an immature body, and this body will have infinite possibilities!With young capital and decades of successful experience, hahahahahaha...

Just when Lao Zhang was enjoying himself there, the man and woman who ran out also exploded.

The woman stared at the man next to her and said, "Who the hell are you?"

The man also said puzzledly: "Eh? Who are you? And who are you, little bastard? Why are you at my house?"

"Stop fucking nonsense, this is obviously... eh? What the hell is this place? How the hell did I become a woman?"

"Hey, you have a good figure. How did you raise two of you so big? Let me touch them."

"Touch your mother, you bastard!"

"How do you beat someone? Damn I'm so old, my mother never beat me! I'll let you beat me, I'll let you beat me!"

"Ouch! How dare you hit me? Go to hell!"

Bang bang bang bang!

Old Zhang was stunned, and the two started fighting as they talked, and no one paid any attention to him for a while.Lao Zhang walked out silently, bypassing the two people who were punching with fists, and looked at the house carefully.

It's an old-fashioned three-bedroom apartment, poorly designed and poorly decorated.As soon as you enter the door is the living room. In the living room, there are two long sofas against the wall, one horizontal and one vertical, and a glass coffee table.There is a large LCD TV facing the door, the air conditioner is on the left, and the partition wall and fish tank are on the right.

Going in from the partition wall, there are three rooms side by side, a master bedroom, a study room and a second bedroom. The living room here is the bathroom and the kitchen.

The more Lao Zhang looked at it, the more he felt strange. Why did this house look so familiar?Why does this house design look so much like a project developed by myself and others?

In the living room, a man and a woman were still fighting, and the woman suffered because of her long hair. At this time, the man grabbed the braids and was being beaten up and yelled.Lao Zhang has traveled all his life, what big scene has he not seen?He ignored the two idiots, continued to circle around the room, and came to the study, where there was a dressing mirror, Lao Zhang looked in the mirror, and couldn't help feeling extremely excited.

In the mirror is a little doll with red lips and white teeth, about seven or eight years old, with a little baby fat, wearing crotch pants, and wearing a gold bead strung with a red string on his hand.

I really crossed over!It's just that the starting point of time travel doesn't seem to be very good, and there is a pair of crazy parents.Lao Zhang has consciously assumed the role. Since he is so old, the two fighting in the living room must be the parents of this body.

Except for the unreliable parents, the family conditions are very average, and...Lao Zhang found that he didn't seem to have traveled to another world as written in the book, he just changed his body, but he was still in the original world, even in the original world. Just not far from my original home!
This kind of old-fashioned house type is rare now, only in the community where Lao Zhang lives, and the community itself was jointly developed by Lao Zhang and others.Inexplicably occupying the body of another child, Lao Zhang didn't feel sorry. After a while, he got used to the change of identity, and even began to think about how to receive his predecessor's inheritance.

"Ouch, it hurts, mom, please forgive me, I know I was wrong!"

At this time, the screams from the living room interrupted Lao Zhang's thoughts. He stepped out and found that the situation had turned around again for some reason. Burst the hammer.A man is obviously strong and can subdue a woman by turning over, why does he fall to the ground willing to be beaten?

Lao Zhang came closer and took a closer look, and then he understood the mystery. It turned out that the woman pinched the man's vitals with one hand. This place was manipulated, and no man in the world could resist.

Lao Zhang couldn't help giving a thumbs up to the woman's stability. This shot was a kill, and this man deserved it.If according to Lao Zhang's previous temperament, when encountering such a shitty thing, he would definitely move a small bench and grab a handful of melon seeds to watch the excitement and watch his fill.But now, considering that the two parents in front of me should be the parents of his own body, they are really making trouble, which is not good for everyone.

Lao Zhang calmed down, tried his best to put on an innocent and childish appearance, walked over and said, "Mom and Dad, what are you doing? Is it a goblin fight? I heard from my classmates that their parents often fight like this."

"Who the hell is your father?"

The two people who were fighting denied it at the same time, and then the man who was pinned down on the ground thought for a while and said, "She may be your mother, but I am definitely not your father."

With a helpless expression on his face, Lao Zhang stretched out his hand and pointed to the wall.

There is a big family portrait hanging on the wall, and the photos of the three of them are all there, and they look happy and sweet together.

(End of this chapter)