Chapter 320 So I Wasn't the One Who Traveled Through Time
The room finally became quiet, all the lights were on, a man and a woman were sitting on a sofa, staring at each other.

Lao Zhang sat on a ponytail, yawning boredly.

"This... we have to talk about it, what is going on?"

After a long silence, it was the man who couldn't bear to speak first.

"How do I know what's going on? To be honest, I still think I'm dreaming!"

The man sneaked a glance at the woman's chest, and quickly turned his gaze away to avoid being discovered. He pinched his thighs and said, "I don't know what's going on with you, but there must be a ghost here. My original name is Yu Er. Ming, my family is in the wicker alley in the west of the city, and my family is much more grand than here!"

The wicker alley sounds inconspicuous, but that area is a luxury residential area. Yu Er obviously showed his family background, then looked at his current body, and couldn't help but sighed and said, "Let's talk frankly, this one "Brother, what is your background?"

The reason why I called the woman in front of me "Brother" is naturally because she said this at the beginning. The woman looked a little unnatural, and she said: "I... I must be haunted, I am not a woman, I am The butcher who kills pigs and sells meat at the Sanliqiao Vegetable Market, my name is Zhu Dachang."

Pfft, pig intestines?You are truly a butcher, and the name fits the occasion.

Zhu Dachang knew what Yu Erming was thinking just by looking at his expression, and he said angrily, "It's the country's surname Zhu, which is the same surname as His Majesty the Great Emperor! Da, who is so prosperous, is so changeable!"

"Oh, you pig butcher, I didn't expect you to be quite educated, and you can drop a bookbag."

"What's wrong with a pig butcher? Can't a pig butcher be educated? I don't like to hear what your grandma said..."

Zhu Dachang is now in the body of a daughter, but he opens and closes his mouth so vulgarly, it is eye-catching.Yu Erming wanted to fight back but held back, he said in a good voice: "It's okay, I was wrong, I shouldn't have said that, I apologize to you, is it okay?"

Zhu Dachang snorted and didn't say forgiveness, but he didn't continue to hold on to this topic either.

Yu Erming went on to say, "Brother Pig, you...how did you switch to this woman? Do you have any impression?"

"No, not at all," Zhu Dachang said with certainty, "I killed a pig and drank a little wine in the middle of the night, and slept soundly. When I was awakened by this brat's noise, I was already like this , and then fought with you."

When Zhu Dachang said this, he pointed at Lao Zhang, but Lao Zhang rolled his eyes and ignored him.

"What about you? Brother Yu, what's the matter with you? Do you have any impression?"

"Hey, don't mention it. Yesterday was my birthday. I drank a lot of wine with my friends. Then I went to the hotel to have sex with my girlfriend. I didn't sleep until midnight. When I woke up, I would look like this."

Zhu Dachang and Yu Erming exchanged their respective identities for a long time, but they knew too little information, and in the end they were still at a loss and couldn't figure it out.

On a whim, Yu Erming went over to Lao Zhang and asked, "Child, do you know what's going on?"

After listening for a long time, Lao Zhang also realized that this time it was not as simple as traveling by himself. He hesitated and said, "I am not a child. I used to live in this community, but not in this building. Just call me Lao Zhang." , like you, I don’t know anything.”

Lao Zhang originally planned to hide his identity, but after thinking about it, both of them came here with different identities. If he was not, wouldn't he be isolated?With such a small body, it is better to blend into the circle.

What Lao Zhang said was not unexpected. Zhu Dachang and Yu Erming had such a thing happen to him, so it was easy to accept what happened to Lao Zhang.Yu Erming said: "What should we do now? Should we go out and have a look? Could it be... Could it be that the same thing happened to other people in other places? Should we go and see our original body? I don't know if it died or was taken by someone else?"

Yu Erming considered the question well, Zhu Dachang nodded in agreement, and Lao Zhang also thought what Yu Erming said was reasonable, but he still wanted to add a few sentences.

"We should figure out the identity of our current body first, and don't disclose it to outsiders after we go out. After all, this kind of thing is too weird, and no one will believe it if we tell it. If we fail, we will be arrested and sent to a mental hospital. That's terrible. That would be bad."

Old Zhang was very serious and thoughtful, so the three of them rummaged through boxes and cabinets, and quickly found a file bag in a drawer, which contained the family's household registration booklet, ID card, real estate certificate, etc.Looking through it, the host's surname is Zhou, and his name is Zhou Tianfang, the hostess is Lan Fang, and the child is Zhou Zhisu.

After confirming their respective identities, the three of them discussed again. According to Zhu Dachang's idea, the three of them should go to the original body overnight to check whether the original body is dead or occupied by someone else, and then decide how to proceed.But this idea was firmly opposed by Yu Erming and Lao Zhang.

"Brother Pig, I'm not against investigating the situation of the original body, I'm just against going now, look at your watch, it's three o'clock in the morning, buddy! If we go out at this time, I'm afraid we will be regarded as murderers, or as thieves In short, it’s a lot of inconvenience. And if you go at this time, in case something happens to the original body... It’s not easy for us to get rid of the suspicion.”

Yu Erming didn't finish his sentence, but his meaning was very clear. It would be fine if the original body was occupied by someone. If the original body died inexplicably, people who went to investigate in the middle of the night would definitely be extremely suspicious.

Lao Zhang also said in his childish voice: "Yu Erming is right, don't rush this moment, anyway, the body has changed, even if we go to see the original body, we don't know how to solve it for a while. In my opinion , At this time, we have to keep a low profile, let's take a good rest first, and after dawn, the family of three will act collectively..."

"Why do we need to act collectively?" Zhu Dachang expressed his puzzlement.

Lao Zhang patiently explained: "The collective action is mainly for our safety..."

"Are you thinking for yourself?" Zhu Dachang said disdainfully, "You have the body of a brat, so of course you can't act alone. Cut it, if you're afraid, just say you're afraid. Why talk so much?"

Lao Zhang chuckled and said, "Now we have three possibilities in this situation. No matter which one is possible, it is very unfavorable to us. You are deeply in crisis and don't know it. One or two of you don't have a brain. How dare you disrespect me, although I have a child's body, but I am a more than 50-year-old veteran who has worked hard for most of his life and saved hundreds of millions of fortunes. Do you think I am alarmist? Do you think I can't do without you? Hehe , then act separately, please go ahead, both of you!"

(End of this chapter)

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