He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 162 158. The thing about the cat sucker, can that be considered a pervert? [Two in one! ! ! ! ! 】

After all, she is still missed by the head of the student council, Senior Sister Totoko...

Before, the aliens rubbed the bathroom with their hands in the group activity room, which indirectly destroyed the senior sister's dark flag "Bathroom Encounter Plan".

It can be imagined that during these days, senior sister Yuanzi must always pay attention to the bathroom on the first floor of the library...

Reasonable inference.

As the president, as far as the school's influence is concerned, there is a high probability that she herself will not condescend to squat at the bathroom door all the time.

But at least send someone who can do it.

Here, nine times out of ten, Miss Kanbara Chiai, who was willing to go through fire and water for the minister, took over the burden of guarding the toilet.

I have never seen Neko Yashiki go to the bathroom in the library building.

It's hard to say if Kamihara Chiai is smoked or not.

But Yuanzi-senpai must be getting impatient.

She had no chance to witness the miracle of Winter Moon God with her own eyes.

It must be very strange in my heart.

From Nekoyashiki's point of view, Toko-senpai's mind is "why doesn't the Human Dispute Mediation Department come to the bathroom!" 'There are no more than three reasonable guesses on this matter:

[-]. Members of human dispute mediation are especially able to hold their urine...

Second, the mediation department took a long way to go to the gymnasium to go to the toilet.

Third, the mediation department has not carried out any activities.

But no matter which one, it deviates from the original plan of the senior sister.

It's not good to be soft, and now she has no choice but to be tough, and just find a reasonable reason to send someone into the regiment.

Let the human dispute mediation department have to contact the student union.

Combined with the third guess above.

At that time, I will look for the handle of the "Dispute Mediation Department" and find some other reasons, and I will always find an opportunity to persuade Nekoyashiki to join the student council.

Eat melons, points +200.

In short, senior sister's Mingqi move is quite powerful.

So Nekoyashiki decided to do nothing.

One is that this matter will be after the holiday, and it is still early.

Second...

If it is an ordinary ministry, it may be necessary to prepare for being targeted by the student union.

But is the Ministry of Human Dispute Mediation needed?

Laugh to death.

I don't even look at what ghosts and monsters our members are.

Compared with being caught by the Ministry and the regiment, being poached by oneself.

Nekoyashiki is more worried about the mental health of the 'student council member' who is about to be sent by the senior to be in charge of review work...

"Then, the morning meeting ends here, everyone get ready for class!" Mitsuhashi nodded slightly, stepped off the podium and walked out.

He spoke for a long time today, and he had just left when the class bell rang.

Nekoyashiki put away his distracting thoughts, took out his textbook and went to class with peace of mind.

Using the time between classes, he insinuated Shi Ying's memories of last night.

With the screen full of ketchup and tofu brains, the four main branches of the 'Mind Control Organization' have all been wiped out...

Not only that.

Shi 'New Time Management Master' Ying Baiyou, after fighting all night.

There is even time to meet the rising sun after the rain, write a letter, and help the lovely Miss "Inuyashiki Shiori" submit an application for promotion...

According to Shi Ying's judgment, it won't be long before Kew Gardens will dispatch auditors to review 'Shizhi' for promotion.

Feel confident about 'Reality Modifier (Limited Edition!)' though.

It is also believed that the name 'Inuyashiki Shiori' has been rationalized within 'Kew Gardens'.

But not even a communicator appeared in his hand.

Nekoyashiki is still curious about how the "censor" of "Kew Garden" will contact him...

[You won't come to the door directly, will you?
Appearing behind others like Batman?

But I can't always wear a mask and pretend to be a loli. ] He thought worriedly.

During the lunch break, Shi Ying proposed to have a group night during the Golden Week holiday.

This idea was unanimously approved.

But how many days to go, and where to go to avoid the Golden Week travel army, you need to plan well.

So they finally agreed to search for information separately, and discuss later.

The happy study time is always short, and the afternoon passes quickly.

Because of Megumin's affairs, Kamijou lacked interest in club activities, he hesitated to see Megumin in the name of sending homework and handouts.

Shi Ying plans to go to the expert 'Horie Yoko' to deal with the money and Porsche...

Nekoyashiki is very open-minded, and decided not to go to the activity classroom today, and let everyone do their own activities.

Separated at the school gate, he took the subway home with Dongyue as usual.

Go to the door of the house and open the courtyard door.

Nekoyashiki's eyes widened instantly, and the corners of his mouth turned up slowly.

He sees beautiful, rare, and eye-catching objects.

A bunch of orange kittens.

It was undoubtedly a creature named Ah Ju.

Tachibana Chiharu's real name is a familiar who calls herself a witch.

The cute orange cat is resting next to the self-service cat food feeding box.

To be precise, it was deep sleep.

She was lying on her back with her eyes tightly closed.

Two cute front paws are stacked together in front of the body, revealing pink and tender meat balls.

The posture is like that of an elderly man leaning on a dragon-headed cane with both hands, with an indescribable leisure.

The small head is against the blue bricks on the ground, the slender hind legs and the slender tail are stretched straight down.

She was paralyzed there, free and easy, like a plump young woman in tulle who fell asleep while enjoying the cool afternoon.

Nekoyashiki noticed that there were still three or two pieces of cat food left in the cat food plate.

There are various indications that Aju has just had a full meal and is in an undefended state.

This is undoubtedly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play cats!

Nekoyashiki decisively used the special ability: 'Quietly'.

Quietly touched Aju's side.

He stretched out his hand, first touched the soft fur on the side of his body, and tried it lightly.

Seeing that the kitten was indeed asleep, Nekoyashiki started to do something!
"Hey hey~ hey hey~"

"Cat Yashiki, pervert." Fuyutsuki said suddenly.

"Miss Dongyue, you are still inexperienced and don't understand the cuteness of pets.

Pets are a comforting existence, especially kittens.

Just imagine, after a tiring day, when you go home and touch the soft body of the cat, and your fingers sink into the soft fur, what a decompression it will be!
Not to mention that I still have a good cat like Aju in my hand!
Look at his smooth and clean fur!

Take a look at the cute meat balls that are soft and pink, and the cute ears that are slightly tilted!

Look at this soft belly that is [-]% better than sponge pads!
This is simply the most perfect creation in the world, the most..."

"Cat Yashiki, Koishi," said the alien.

"Hey, hey? Stop it!
Where did you learn this line, I just pet and love cats normally.

The term "beast love" is too much and too serious, right? "Cat Yashiki is very dissatisfied.

He even pulled out the face that had been buried in Ah Ju's stomach, and looked at Dongyue as if complaining.

Bury it in again, inhale intoxicatedly, and breathe deeply like a 20-year-old smoker.

[Really, how can this little alien corrupt people's innocence out of thin air.

Cat suckers, cat suckers, can that be considered a beast lover?
Doctors say I am normal! 】

After only inhaling for about 5 minutes, Nekoyashiki raised his head.

As a young man determined to take control of his life.

Even though he was reluctant to part with him, he still controlled himself.

Can a person who can resist such temptation and only suck cute kittens for 5 minutes have zoophilia?
It must be impossible!
Keep on hand.

"Miss Dongyue, you are so repelling me from sucking cats, is it possible that you are jealous?
If this is the case, then I apologize, and you can punish me however you want!
Even if you let me rub and touch your body, it's okay to suck it non-stop! "

Nekoyashiki squinted his eyes and pulled up the corners of his mouth with a very 'serious' expression.

Dongyue glanced at him silently, her face was expressionless, and she didn't speak.

"Huh? Are you acquiescing, or are you dissatisfied?
If it's the latter, then it seems that I have to show more sincerity!
How about this!I'm at a disadvantage!
Just take off your shoes and socks, and step on my face with your clean, cute and fair feet!
Do not worry!I guarantee it with my noble personality and sentiment!

Even if the slender and well-proportioned thighs are in front of my eyes, and the sexy and beautiful black lace fat legs are looming, I will rest my eyes properly, and I will never stare at them all the time!

That's it!Then you are satisfied! "

Nekoyashiki raised his head at a 45-degree angle, turned his face sideways, and made a suitable movement for anyone to step on casually.

Winter Moon God's mouth twitched, and she walked up.

Pass by Nekoyashiki and go to the door.

"Fool."

As soon as the girl stepped into the room, a pleasant voice wafted out following the refreshing evening wind.

Sing like a lark.

"Is this not satisfactory?"

Nekoyashiki looked at Fuyutsuki's back, and patted Tachibana's soft stomach with his hands.

He slowly picked up Ah Ju, put his face close together, and muttered:
"If you're not satisfied, you don't have to turn around and leave. At worst, I'll take a step back and lick my toes..."

In the middle of speaking, he suddenly stopped.

Ah Ju woke up at some point.

two...

To be precise, one person and one cat, they looked at each other.

Ah Ju's vertical pupils gradually enlarged at a speed visible to the naked eye, like a full moon just after a lunar eclipse.

"Uh...hahaha..." Nekoyashiki scratched his head and laughed awkwardly.

【Hey Hey hey!When did you wake up!

Why not call a reminder?
What I said just now should not have been heard, right?
Didn't get heard?
Absolutely not heard! 】

Get eaten melon, points +200.

"..."

Nekoyashiki smiled miserably, and buried his face in his stomach for the last time under Ah Tachibana's horrified eyes.

take a deep breath.

……

A few minutes later, in front of the indoor sofa.

Dongyue asked: "This is?"

The girl is bent over, leaning on her knee with her left hand, and pointing curiously at the objects on the coffee table with her right hand.

Nekoyashiki replied, "Rabies vaccine."

"Then this is?"

"Tetanus vaccine."

Nekoyashiki held the mirror in one hand and tilted his head sideways.

He pursed his mouth as if he was going to kiss the mirror, and applied the 'Wound Healing Potion' on the right chin with one hand.

Dongyue: "Still stroking cats?"

Cat Yashiki: "..."

"Burn your head into sucking cats?" Dong Yueshen made up the knife.

"..."

"The cat is cute?" Winter Moon God whipped the corpse.

Nekoyashiki put down the mirror, and the light blood-colored scratches on his cheeks disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"cough……

Although I was injured a little, it was also Aju's unintentional mistake when he wanted to escape.

The important thing is that through this intimate physical contact, Aju and I have a deeper understanding.

Now Aju won't run away when she sees me!
I could even invite her into the house if I wanted to.

Isn't that as good as 'Yuri Gagarin in space'? " Nekoyashiki said confidently.

"Invitation?" Dongyue straightened her waist.

"Hmm! I'm not bragging, as long as I dare to open the door, she dares to come in now!" Nekoyashiki nodded.

The alien glanced at him silently, tilted his head at a 45-degree angle and looked at the window beside him.

Ah Tachibana was squatting outside the window, she was staring at Nekoyashiki with her big eyes.

While raising his left front paw to his mouth for licking.

The sharp teeth and long hooked claws were all exposed, with a sharp cold light like a sharp blade shining on them.

Seeing Nekoyashiki looking at him, Ah Tachibana put his paw on the glass.

The tip of the claw made contact with the glass, and slowly slid down, making an ear-piercing sound...

【stupid!people!kind! 】Aju's heart full of killing intent came out.

"Goo..." Nekoyashiki twitched his Adam's apple.

Dongyue retracted her gaze, took out her phone from her pocket, pressed the power button and turned it on.

The cute cheeks were immediately illuminated by the whitening screen light.

She danced her fingers flexibly, skillfully operating on the phone for a while.

Finally bent down and handed the phone to Nekoyashiki.

Glancing at her, the boy raised his hand to take the phone and looked down.

On the screen is an article.

The title is:
The Chances of a Cat Killing a Human Are Not High, But Far From Zero. "

Cat Yashiki: "..."

【really……

Not to mention that this one has an IQ comparable to that of a human, and a familiar identity that surpasses that of a human...

danger! 】

Resolutely clicked on the points exchange mall, and he entered the search: 'How to get rid of the hatred of high-intelligence cats'.

The search terms will jump out immediately below.

The top one is: 'Expert-level knife throwing skills (knife moves freely, hit wherever you point! It can easily kill creatures as flexible as cats!)'

The second is: 'Poison Rats (Death on touch! No clever cat can match the hunting instinct!)'

Cat Yashiki: "..."

He confirmed what he had entered.

【Are you sick?Are you sick?

I'm asking you to help me get rid of her!
Did I ask you to help me deal with her? 】

Simply ignore the option that will cause damage to Aju.

Nekoyashiki can be redeemed in sequence along the list:
Polygonum, catnip, cat strips, canned food, plush mouse toys...

Looking at the pile of objects in front of him, Nekoyashiki fell silent.

[Isn't this tm something to deal with ordinary cats!It's strange if it works...]

He suddenly noticed that at some point, Aju had looked away from him and looked at the pile of exchanged items.

A thought emerged in my mind: 【Want to...】.

Noticing that Nekoyashiki was looking at her, Ah Tachibana returned to his angry look.

[There is a door!I just don't know which of these things this guy wants...] Nekoyashiki touched his chin and continued to read his mind.

Unfortunately, Aju's brain has been filled with anger again.

Only the great idea of ​​"one hundred ways to die of Nekoyashiki Kaine" in my mind...

No way, I had to try one by one.

Nekoyashiki carried a bunch of things to the window.

Aju is fried...

Picking up the cat stick, Nekoyashiki looked at Aju who was still staring at him.

Abandoned the bold idea of ​​directly opening the window and trying to feed by hand.

The 'iron hand' was used up last time, so I am too lazy to rent it for the time being, and it is still useful to keep the hand.

What to eat is secondary.

It is mainly used to touch Dongyue and eat girl tofu.

He ripped the strips open, opened the can, and squeezed the contents directly into the can.

Then the window was opened a small gap, and the cans were sent out with lightning speed.

Humans are known to be seven times more responsive than cats.

There were three white scratch marks on the back of Nekoyashiki's hand.

No pain, and even an inexplicable sense of pleasure.

It may be because it hasn't been long since I just ate, and the angry Aju obviously has no interest in the canned food with cat strips.

She didn't even smell it.

Nekoyashiki did the same thing, pushing things out one by one as if giving food to a vicious murderer.

During the process, the heartbeat accelerated like a war.

Until sent to Mutian Polygonum.

　I want to have a cat! ! ! ! ! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)