He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 163 159. Cats are to me, far better than water to fish! 【Please subscribe! 】

It took only two seconds for Mu Tianliu to send it out.

Ah Ju's eyes began to cast down uncontrollably.

The face and eyes move directly towards each other, and the expression on the small face is constantly switching between tense and relaxed.

In the end, she finally looked down at the long and narrow brown natural wood Polygonum barbatus, her angry expression could no longer be sustained.

The kitty's expression twisted.

She squinted her eyes, raised her upper lip, opened her mouth halfway to reveal her teeth, and showed an expression as if she had been suffocated by a pungent smell.

Nekoya Shiki has read in the book that this is a unique behavior of "slit lip sniffing" in some mammals!
It proves that Aju is very interested in the smell of Polygonum spp.!

Aju: "Meow! Meow!"

In my heart: [Hmph!Don't think that offering a mere piece of wood will make me let you go! 】

Although she was talking to Nekoyashiki, her eyes were still staring honestly at Takumi Kite, who looked like a long stick.

[Ben... Ben Meow just reluctantly sniffed it a little bit...]

Nekoyashiki: […]

Ah Ju stretched her neck, and slowly approached Mu Tian Liao.

The scene of being teased by someone with a similar Mutian Polygonum flashed through my mind.

Because the cat's viewing angle is too low, it is impossible to see the human face.

Fortunately, the person teasing her was squatting and could still see most of the other body parts.

First of all, the palm holding Mutian Polygonum is not as slender and petite as Winter Moon God, but the fingers are slender and fair and beautiful.

At the bottom, is a pair of shiny black high heels.

From the top, there are thin black silk stockings, well-proportioned and slender legs, and a gothic dark blue fluffy skirt.

And the blue and white bowl under the skirt...

[This woman is probably Ah Ju's master, 'Burning Sea Witch Hanahata'...]

The panel prompts Ah Ju's progress line to increase, points +2000.

Nekoyashiki nodded while rubbing his chin.

[By the way, the perspective of the little cat is really good!
I want to be a cat too! 】

[Mutian Polygonum or something, Ben... I don't like it! 】

After being distracted for a few seconds, Aju was already lying on the ground, almost holding the wooden stick on all fours, and kicking hard with her hind legs.

The tip of the claw scratched back and forth in the middle of the stick, and the little furry head kept rubbing against the end of the stick.

The mouth was also biting and biting, and even the saliva dripped out uncontrollably.

The wet part of the Polygonum spp. turned dark brown in an instant.

After about 5 minutes.

Ah Tachibana suddenly raised his head to look at Nekoyashiki.

"Meow!" she yelled.

The cry was too sudden, and Nekoyashiki, who kept looking at her and smiling like an aunt, was taken aback.

With a loud cry, Aju continued to yell 'meow meow meow' non-stop.

Ah Ju: [Hmph!Seeing that you, a stupid human being, still have some brains and can come up with high-quality wooden plantains, I will forgive you for being rude to me for the time being!

Of course, I have no special liking for pediatric things like Mutian Polygonum.

All of this just now was just pretending because of my magnanimity, in order to give you a wrong guy a step down!
So, stupid people!You can thank Ben Meow for bringing out more Mutian Polygonum! 】

【Master Chiharu, your pupils are dilated, your saliva is drooling, and you seem to be in a bad state.

Saying this is really not convincing...

And the foreword doesn't match the afterword. Keeping Mutian Liao is basically tantamount to writing 'true fragrance' on his face...] Neko Yashiki grinned and complained.

Ah Ju's original vertical pupils have turned into pitch-black eclipse full moons, and crystal saliva still hangs from the left corner of his mouth.

The two cat ears stood upright, and the tail wagged uncontrollably as if he had suddenly awakened his own consciousness.

Those who knew it was a cat, but those who didn't know it thought it was a pug.

It’s true that Ah Ju’s cry is very cute, but to be honest, she has been screaming like “喵~喵喵~” all the time, it’s a bit noisy after listening to it for a long time...

Nekoyashiki silently classifies her as: 'the kind of person who talks more when drunk'.

It's actually quite simple to restore calm to someone who has become rowdy after drunk.

Find a way to sober him up.

So Nekoyashiki decided to give Ah Tachibana more water...

no difference!
As the saying goes, extremes lead to opposites, and different paths lead to the same goal, even if you lose consciousness, you will also 'calm down'!

He opened the window and pushed out the exchanged catnip.

This time, he didn't even close the window.

Aju looked down at Catnip, then up at Catyashiki, finally lowered her head resolutely, and sucked...

This vigorous way of drinking 'beer' mixed with 'white', after a while, Aju started jumping up and down to grab the leaves that didn't exist in front of him.

Three minutes later, she was exhausted and lay flat on the windowsill...

Even the posture is exactly the same as when Nekoyashiki first entered the yard.

【This lady...

Hmm... As far as cats are concerned, 16 years old is considered an old woman, right?
But she also has the intelligence and emotion of a human being. According to human standards, she is still the age of a girl...

Hmm... It seems that it is necessary to combine the human and cat elements of Aju, and take a median value from the two.

Make reasonable inferences from the above!
there is only one truth!Aju is also a wife!

So, this lady is very powerful!

Under the influence of so many things, I still persisted for a full 3 minutes! 】

Nekoyashiki stood in awe and rubbed Tachibana's stomach vigorously.

Completely addicted to his hands, he clapped his hands with the corners of his mouth curled up, closed the window, and turned to the kitchen to cook.

He had made a vow not to wash his right hand before, so Nekoyashiki specially exchanged for a special item from the Points Mall: 'Dry Cleaner'.

Accompanied by the spray sound of '嗤嗤', carefully spray on your hands.

Miraculously, despite the appearance of mist, there is no wet feeling, and it is indeed worthy of the name of 'dry cleaner'.

"this is?"

Miss Fuyutsuki poked her head out from the side of Nekoyashiki.

Nekoyashiki turned around.

"A magic spray that makes hands clean without washing! You want to try it?" he asked.

"Why?" Dongyue tilted her head.

It means to ask Maoyashiki why he doesn't wash his hands directly with the tap, but instead leaves the kitchen king and worships the mountain god-seeking far away.

Confused, she still spread her hands towards Nekoyashiki.

"Um... because my right hand recently touched a petite but great thing, so I need this sense of ritual!"

The cat house was ashamed and lowered its head to help Dong Luna spray the cleaner.

Dongyue lowered her head following his gaze.

"Petite?" She looked up.

Nekoyashiki was sweating coldly.

Isn't there a saying that a good woman is A in everything! "He managed to remedy that.

"The cat house is an idiot!"

"Eh?"

In the next second, Nekoyashiki gasped with a 'hiss~', gritted his teeth, and frowned.

There is a sharp pain in the foot.

The alien stepped on his foot!

After stepping on it, he turned around and returned to the living room without looking back, as if he was very angry.

Nekoyashiki moved his toes to check that the tops of his feet hadn't turned into cakes or fractured.

[Really angry?But how can you learn to step on people's toes?Is this reasonable?
Could it be that he watched idol dramas online recently?
Really, it touches to learn something useful!

For example, stepping on the face as a punishment...]

The progress line is improved, and the points are +4000.

The situation is not good, Nekoyashiki directly gave up cooking and exchanged it for KFC to please God.

As usual, it is served for four people.

5 minute later.

"That...Miss Dongyue, are you sure you are full?"

Nekoyashiki held the half-eaten fried chicken leg in one hand, frowned, and looked at Fuyutsuki across the table.

The alien had finished eating, and his cherry lips were a little greasy.

Contrasting with fair cheeks, it shines brightly under indoor lights.

"I'm full." Dongyue said silently.

Moyashiki frowned even tighter, looking at the remaining chicken legs in front of Dongyue.

Not right!

Something is wrong with aliens!
There was leftovers on the table!
Dongyue only ate a meal for two and a half people today!

It can be said that the appetite has been greatly reduced!
Nekoyashiki frowned, stuffed the chicken leg in his mouth, and bit off a large piece.

【what happened?Did you hurt your self-esteem because I said you were small?
No way?You unknown stars still care about this?
Hmm... This point needs to be made clear, my cat Yashiki Kaine does not discriminate against the little 'Tsuki Hung'!
Not only that, if you really want to say it, you even like it very much!
Because being small also has its advantages!

The satisfaction of being able to control it with one hand is self-evident! 】

Swallowing the chicken leg, Nekoyashiki mustered up his courage.

"Cough..." He cleared his throat.

"Dongyue, there is something I want to clarify.

Things like 'Yuexiong' don't have to be brainless to be popular!

Even small can be great!
To tell you the truth!I just love being able to hold it in one hand!
For me, the size of A+ is completely suitable! ' he shouted.

The emotions became more and more excited, and finally even knocked on the table with the hand holding the chicken leg bone.

I don't know, I thought it was a fanatical politician running for president in the Western world.

Dongyue, who was looking at him calmly, opened her eyes slightly, and her pretty and lovely Xiaoyuan's cheeks were slightly flushed.

When Nekoyashiki finished speaking, she shifted her eyes slightly to one side.

shy...

This is also very normal, after all, after this coquettish talk, even Nekoyashiki himself blushed a little, and his heart was pounding...

But fortunately, it's in my own home now, no one is listening, no matter how much I let myself go, it's not a big problem.

Otherwise, let alone drill the ground.

I'm afraid it's so embarrassing to directly perform iron-headed skills to penetrate the earth and fly to the boundless universe from the other side.

Just flying out is not enough, even if you encounter the 'water droplets' made of strong interaction materials in "Three-Body" during the flight.

With the current degree of embarrassment, it can definitely break through its absolutely smooth surface, break the blockade between protons and neutrons, and pierce it head-on!
In the end, it is necessary to directly follow the path of the water droplet and break through the Trisolaran fleet in the rear at half the speed of light, and directly destroy the Trisolaran parent star...

At this time, a prompt popped up on the panel, and if you are eaten, you will get +200 points.

【Um?

???

Hey Hey hey!Don't make trouble! 】

Nekoyashiki raised his eyebrows.

Raising his head, he suddenly felt something, turned his head decisively, and cast his eyes on one side of the window.

Through the reflective glass, the head of an orange cat can be vaguely seen.

Tachibana Chiharu-sama, who was overwhelmed by the "sea of ​​mouth", has regained his will at some point.

She turned her head slightly and stared at the room, her small mouth opened even wider than when she sniffed with her split lips.

Obviously, I heard what Nekoyashiki just blew his XP.

Maybe seeing Nekoyashiki looking at her, Ah Tachibana slowly closed his mouth.

An anthropomorphic expression of disgust appeared on the cute little face, making a kitty face cringe.

[Stupid human beings are perverts! 】

Ah Ju made a conclusion deep in his heart, just like Newton discovered gravity.

Turn around and jump off the window sill.

Cat Yashiki: "..."

[Sin! 】

Despite the great sacrifices made, aliens are shy.

Still no tendency to regain appetite and continue eating the remaining half of the meal.

My mood didn't improve.

[Is it because I said she was young?
Did I say anything rude that could hurt Fuyutsuki...]

Nekoyashiki carefully recalled what he just said.

[Is it all a compliment?In addition to saying that it feels good in the hand, it also said that it looks like Ah Ju's stomach...]

"Ah..." Nekoyashiki opened his mouth slightly.

He suddenly understood that nine out of ten aliens are angry because they are compared with Ah Ju's stomach!

Indeed, Nekoyashiki himself likes cats very much.

But Dongyue is not.

At least she probably hasn't touched a cat much now, which can be regarded as the stage of 'you don't know how good a cat is when you are young'.

Therefore, using Aju's belly as a comparison may not be something to be happy about in the consciousness of aliens.

'Mine was compared to something inexplicable by Nekoyashiki Kaine. '

It is probably because of such entangled thoughts that Winter Moon God feels dissatisfied.

At the same time, in a sense, Dongyue is undoubtedly an act of jealousy.

The progress line is improved, and the points are +4000.

Knowing the reason, a rescue method immediately took shape in Nekoyashiki's mind.

[Just let Dongyue know how much 'cat belly' occupies in my heart! 】

"Fuyutsuki, the cat's soft belly is extremely important to me!

The soft touch of the fur that can sink the palm of your hand is like a great medicine for healing my spiritual world!

My current situation is that as long as I don't touch the cat's belly for a week, I will feel like there are 1 Melinas plus 1 empty Xu Lun crawling all over my body!
In short, a cat's belly is to me far better than water is to a fish! "

Nekoyashiki's expression was very fanatical, but Fuyuki still didn't respond.

It seems that only emphasizing the craze for cat belly is obviously not enough!

It is necessary to appease the jealousy of Winter Moon God!
So the boy made persistent efforts.

"but!
But ah!There is one point I must correct!
Your A must be on top of the cat's belly! "

Dongyue's face turned red almost instantly, like a pink peach that has gradually matured after being exposed to the sun.

She didn't even dare to look directly at Nekoyashiki.

Two seconds later, as if she wanted to find something to do for herself, she directly lowered her head to eat.

【call! ] Nekoyashiki breathed a sigh of relief, and raised his hand to wipe the hot sweat from his forehead.

[It's finally done!
However, fortunately, Aju left early because of what she said just now.

If my words are heard by it, it is really not a simple sentence of 'stupid human beings, they are perverts. 'It can be covered...]

A prompt pops up on the panel, if you are eaten, you will get +200 points.

Cat Yashiki: "..."

[Isn't it?Can this also score twice? 】

He cast almost despairing eyes towards the window.

There, Tachibana looked at Nekoyashiki with a frightened expression like seeing a mad mouse chasing a cat.

About half an hour later, Nekoyashiki speculated from the ate canned cat food on the window sill that the reason for Ah Tachibana's return was actually to cook.

But this is not important, what is important is Aju's thoughts now.

Ah Ju: [Love... a super perverted stupid human being who loves thinness! 】

"You misunderstood! I just simply like cats..." Nekoyashiki shouted anxiously, even leaned out towards the window and stretched out his hand.

But Aju had already run away as if fleeing.

The speed was so fast that it was like blue and white lightning flashing in a dark rainy night.

Nekoyashiki froze while maintaining the posture of reaching out.

At this moment, the boy understood.

That Qimeng who can touch the orange cat's soft belly at any time has already stepped into the boundless night, drifting away from him.

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(End of this chapter)