He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 173 167. Towards the daily life of the Golden Week vacation ([-]/[-]) [Ula! 】

At ten past four in the afternoon, Nekoyashiki was sitting on the seat.

After using the self-study time to complete the homework, now is the necessary rest time.

With his left elbow propped on the table and his chin resting on his palm, Nekoyashiki tilted his head and looked out the window.

The cherry blossoms are gone, and the sea of ​​pink flowers that flooded the entire campus not long ago is no longer there.

Like the Penglai fairy mountain hidden in the thick fog of time.

Only the emerald green color remains on the cherry blossom trees on the sidewalk.

In the sun, the leaves are green and shimmering.

The new leaves on the top of the tree are penetrated by bright sunlight, like translucent mints piled on the coffee table.

Very nice.

No use.

In the distance, the sky is full of clouds and clouds, and above the high-rise buildings, gauze-like clouds spread out, barely covering the blue sky.

The boy looks at the distant sky.

A melodious tune flashed through my mind.

In a trance, as if sitting on a train bound for the distance.

[The white-haired brothers and sisters should have a good life, right? 】 Nekoyashiki couldn't help thinking.

The leaves began to rustle.

The warm wind slipped into the room through the open window, stirring the blackout curtains that were drawn on the side of the window.

The curtain danced, swaying back and forth, the shadow on the wall changed from size to size, Nekoyashiki looked back and squinted.

The school bell rang.

The classroom immediately became noisy.

According to the original plan, the four members of the Human Dispute Mediation Department were going to set off to find Huihui.

Although the 'Kamijo Pervert' and Ms. Ishizakakura already knew the address of Megumin's home secretly, and even visited her directly at night.

But on the surface, the two still have to pretend to each other, pretending to be 'I don't know anything'.

Therefore, Huihui's home address was only confirmed publicly after looking for Sanqiao at noon...

All in all, these two are really good at acting.

Everyone is a master who pretends to be confused!

Nekoyashiki looked at it and nodded.

I feel that being a ninja, bounty hunter, or killer is completely disrespectful to Kamijo-san and Ms. Ishizakura's acting skills!

These two should be in Hollywood!

At that time, there will be no fame and fortune, and there will be so many statuettes that they will be directly used as mattress feet?

Nekoyashiki stretched his waist and let out a big breath.

After tidying up the table, picking out a few textbooks and putting them in his schoolbag, he stood up.

Here, Kamijou glanced at the schoolbag that Nekoyashiki was carrying, and suddenly asked suspiciously:
"Haiyin, why did you bring your schoolbag today?

Is it possible... the dignified school bully cat house, but failed to finish the homework ahead of time? "

Before he got the answer, the guy Kamijou had already raised the corner of his mouth slightly, ready to start mocking.

Nekoyashiki pouted impatiently.

Not to mention today's homework, he has even finished the homework for the holidays, of course he didn't want to take the book home.

It must be solemnly declared here!
The Teen Who Takes Control of His Life Never Takes Homework Home!
He just wanted to take the unused books downstairs and stuff them into the lockers before the holiday.

Of course, these books are also perfectly feasible to carry by hand, and packing the school bag seems like redundant work.

Naihe holds a schoolbag for another purpose.

"Kamijou, you know me well, and it's almost time for that day today." Nekoyashiki looked at Kamijou and said.

Kamijou was stunned for a moment, then raised his head slightly, as if suddenly enlightened.

"Ah...that day...

No wonder……"

He directly put away his joking expression, and even nodded solemnly, showing a look of understanding.

After a little silence, he spoke again, "Then let me bring my schoolbag too, so that I can help you share it!"

Turn around and pick up your schoolbag.

Comrade Kamijou generally does not carry a schoolbag.

Of course, unlike Nekoyashiki who finishes his homework ahead of time, he always saves his homework until the morning to copy again...

The two people's riddle-like dialogue completely attracted the attention of the melon-eating audience Shi Ying Baiyou.

Shi Ying thought: [That day?What day can Kamijou and the minister be so solemn?
what……

Could it be that the magazine albums of new girls in glasses and stockings are on sale?

Hmm...then I have to buy a book to study the structure of the human body...]

Cat Yashiki: "..."

The boy still doesn't know that the flowers he saw that day...

No, it's still unclear when Miss Ishizakura will realize the true use of Arrow Magazine for boys...

Shi Ying's guess was very interesting, but unfortunately, she guessed wrong.

It's not to pretend to be a teacher like 'Okita Kyoko'.

The sales date of the next issue of Glasses Girl Magazine is May NO.15. Neko Yashiki remembers it better than his own birthday.

Besides, as a true Arrow fanatic.

He and Kamijou don't even want the packaging bags at all, and usually start looking at opportunities as soon as they leave the store.

Watch it on the road or on the subway, don't care about the sight of passers-by, and don't shy away from exposing your hot pillow to the sun.

I'm not afraid at all.

Anyway, no passerby knows...

Teenagers are so honest (shameless) that they don't need to carry Arrow magazines in their schoolbags to avoid death.

Therefore, the schoolbag has other uses.

Ms. Shi Ying, who was too curious, finally decided to ask the bottom line.

"Excuse me, what does 'that day' mean?" She looked at Nekoyashiki and said softly.

"To be honest, it's intended to be used as a love letter..." Nekoyashiki put on a mask of pain.

"love letter?"

Shi Yingbaiyou's head was slightly tilted to the side, but the tiny bangs remained in their original shape under the action of gravity.

Nekoyashiki thought about it, as if he hadn't explained to Ms. Ishizakura that he would receive an unnamed love letter...

【hiss! 】

Suddenly, he thought of more important questions, his back froze, and his eyes slowly opened.

Turn your head quickly.

To meet the indifferent eyes of the Winter Moon God...

"love letter?"

God's voice is calm.

Cat Yashiki: "..."

【Well... I haven't told Miss Dongyue yet...】

"Love letters refer to the 'unnamed love letters' sent by my classmates who treat me like a god.

I'll explain this to you when I go downstairs later, and you'll understand after reading it.

But Dongyue-sang, don't you rush home early today? " Nekoyashiki excused himself and changed the subject.

I thought Miss Alien would rush home for the first event today, meet the virtual wife, and overcome difficult levels.

Unexpectedly, she restrained the desire to play.

[Could it be that Miyazaki, who was laughing at Dongyue, was intrepid, Yinggao Shaozhi, and the checkpoints he set were not to be feared at all.

So it was cleared all the way last night?

impossible?

Not to mention the huge size of the game.

Just looking at the girl's skills is incredible.

After all, yesterday he was beaten up by mobs like a stray dog ​​on the side of the road who hasn't eaten three meals...]

Before Dongyue could answer, Shi Ying and Bai You fell into the brain.

【Eh?go home?
Don't you live together?

Well!
I understand! 】

Nekoyashiki raised his eyebrows, [Isn't it?Do you understand again? 】

His intuition told him that Ms. Shi Ying wanted to make up something wrong again.

Shi Ying's cheeks turned red slightly, and her breathing became short of breath, 【Is that it!
The fat times that I said at noon!

The minister must have asked Xiao Dongyue to go home first and take off her uniform, leaving only Fatty.

Then put on the apron, and wait for him to go back before starting the three wedding questions!
Finally, press it directly on the sofa and the side of the stove! 】

Cat Yashiki: "..."

【Miss Shi Ying, in every sense, you are too good at playing...

But there is one thing I want to remind.

That is: if this continues, your character design may deviate from a cold, handsome and invincible female killer to a "super weirdo with a tendency to be seductive and delusional". ] He complained.

The progress line is improved, and the points are +2000.

Player Shi Ying has always had a good brain.

Nekoyashiki continued, [Although I have indeed seen Fuyutsuki wearing only a fat suit, I have also seen Fuyutsuki wearing only an apron, and I have been asked three questions about newlyweds, but I have never experienced the combination of the three!
How could a decent person like me let Winter Moon God wear something like that!

Thinking about it is a crime!

What's more, the picture poses you imagined are too high-level and too difficult!
Even if Winter Moon Goddess' soft body can do it, my flexibility can't meet your requirement at all!
You can only memorize the code first and then practice slowly...]

(Note: Code live, an Internet term, means mark to mark and collect.)
Facing the 'temptation to come home' of Neko Yashiki.

The alien shook his head decisively.

He walked towards the door without even holding Neko Yashiki's hand. Obviously, he was anxious to go downstairs to read the love letter...

Going downstairs, Nekoyashiki first moved Fuyuki, who was tightly packed in front of the cabinet, half a meter to the left.

He signaled Shi Ying to back away.

Ms. Shi Ying was inevitably confused, 【Didn't you mean accepting unnamed love letters?Isn't it a bomb defuse?Do you need to be so cautious? 】

Nekoyashiki felt the pressure from the slightly protruding solid cabinet door.

The shoe locker in Lugong High School is below, which is separate from the lockers.

And the last time Nekoyashiki opened the locker was at the end of last month...

In other words, it has already accumulated a month's worth.

Nekoyashiki used his left hand to press the protruding cabinet door with great experience, and inserted the key in with his right hand.

Unscrew slowly.

Immediately, a huge force came from his hand, and Nekoyashiki leaned on his shoulders, resisting firmly.

After that, he slowly stepped back, trying to slowly release the pressure in the cabinet.

It's useless at all.

Just opened the little gap.

The love letter immediately spewed and ejected from the cracks.

The whole cabinet was like a Coke bottle that was shaken violently by a prank and then the lid was suddenly opened.

It is also like a man who has endured to the limit and is eager to spew.

It's hard not to think of the Potter acceptance letter gushing out from the chimney in "Harry Potter"...

This is not possible, Nekoyashiki simply let go and took half a step back.

Cupboard doors 'slap! 'It popped open with a sound.

It's like a violent debris flow under the impact of a mountain torrent!
The love letter came out, and fell to the ground with a 'slap da da'.

It took a full three seconds before he regained his composure...

Nekoyashiki can only be thankful that the locker is not too big. If Sagnomiya High School gave the students a two-person wardrobe, the people standing next to it might be in danger of being crushed to death...

Even so, the love letters that have flowed to the ground have piled up into hills that reach the ankles.

"Wow!" Miss Shi Ying opened her mouth, obviously taken aback.

Muttering with emotion, "It's almost like the area in the 'Tokyo Daijingu' that is dedicated to hanging marriage ema!"

The so-called Tokyo Grand Shrine is a traditional shrine established in the name of the Ise Shrine's sub-shrine in Mingji 13.

Just in Chiyoda Ward, it has become famous for making marriages in recent years.

This kind of outrageous amount of love letters, it is impossible not to attract the attention of other students around...

Being eaten, (Points + 200) × N.

There are various types of love letters on the ground, some delicate and some rough.

Among them, the number of love letters with three-dimensional jams such as "an arrow piercing the heart", "hearts in pairs" and "bare butt cupid" is the largest, accounting for almost half of the total.

The three-dimensional cardboard letterheads generally have to be crushed before being stuffed into the gap above the locker, and after entering, they will bounce back in the locker.

Undoubtedly, it is the chief culprit of the huge pressure and the 'flash flood'!

But there is no way, it is said that last semester a girl delivered a love letter with three-dimensional cardboard, and the summer vacation confession was successful.

So this semester everyone will send this instead...

"Minister, is it possible that you are really effective?" Shi Ying asked subconsciously.

It's so hot, it's really hard to think of other explanations besides being really spiritual.

Nekoyashiki smiled bitterly.

"If it really works, and everyone has a successful relationship, do you think there will always be so many single dogs coming to me to deliver love letters?"

"Well... probably not..."

"That's it."

Nekoyashiki squatted down, first took out the books in the bag and put them aside.

Pick up the letterhead for confirmation, and stuff it into the schoolbag if there is no name.

Kamijou also leaned over to help, and his movements were very skillful.

Shiying Baiyou pulled Dongyue Caicai to squat down, "Can we help too?"

Nekoyashiki & Kamijou: "I wish for it!"

Shi Ying picked up a letter that pierced the heart with an arrow and opened it to read.

It says, 'Please protect me from Nekoyashiki Kaine and I have a child with Ito Takuma-senpai from Class D of the third year'.

After closing it, Shi Ying couldn't help feeling disappointed: [It's really just a 'confession and prayer' with other boys' names written on it...

Unfortunately, I thought it was the minister who lied in order not to make Xiao Dongyue jealous.

Still, there are so many…

Watch me find a true confession letter! 】

Cat Yashiki: "..."

[I understand now, you are fake when you say you want to help, but you are real if you want to see melons in the Asura field! 】

"How to do it specifically?" Shi Ying asked.

Last article: "Just look at the name, if there is a signature, leave it for Hai Yinchan to see.

But don't get your hopes up too much, as of now, there are still zero signed envelopes. "

"Uh... After reading it?" Shi Ying asked Baiyou.

His hands kept moving, but his eyes glanced at the alien next to him.

"Of course I refuse it!" Nekoyashiki replied immediately, looking at Fuyutsuki who was staring at him closely.

Ms. Shi Ying closed another black envelope, "Is it possible that we have to sort like this every month?"

"Yes." Nekoyashiki lowered his head.

"Then why don't you just seal the gap in the cabinet, that's not once and for all?" She checked another one.

Nekoyashiki's hand froze, 【Because it feels so good to have a lot of love letters pouring out of my cabinet...

This kind of words can't be said...]

"This is also to give everyone an emotional sustenance!
Let everyone have the courage to confess to the person they like! "The young man speaks righteously!
"What a great minister!

Well!I thought of another question. "Ishi Sakura stuffed the envelope into Nekoyashiki's schoolbag.

[You have too many questions!One hundred thousand why?

If this were in a light novel, it would be regarded as being in hydrology! 】Makoyashiki complained.

But still nodded, "You say."

"Does this campus legend also apply to men? In other words, boys will believe it too?" Shi Ying stopped her hands and said 'I'm curious'.

The corners of Nekoyashiki's mouth suddenly turned down, 【That's a good question, don't ask again next time...】

He remembered the unpleasant experience he had had.

It was around November last year. Nekoyashiki saw that boy Sato sneakily stuffing love letters into his cabinet...

"To be honest, some boys do believe..." he said.

Get eaten melon, points +200.

Miss Shi Ying lowered her head and continued to pack the envelopes.

Judging from the tense shoulder muscles, she has indeed tried very hard not to laugh out loud...

　Come on for the college entrance examination! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)