He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 174 167. Towards the daily routine of the Golden Week vacation ([-]/[-]) [Golden Experience Requiem! 】

After tidying up for a while, Ms. Shi (I'm curious) Ying asked a new question.

"But how do we deal with so many love letters?

Even without a signature.

Throwing it away... I'm afraid it won't work, right? "

I just heard the heart-warming boy cat Yashiki Zhengyi Lingran say: "The purpose of accepting the love letter is to let the students have the courage to confess!" '.

If you throw it away, wouldn't it be equivalent to throwing away the marriage lottery that was hung in the blessing area of ​​the shrine?
Afraid it will chill the hearts of the students?

Therefore, in Shi Yingbaiyou's view, even if he wants to throw it away, he should at least take it out of the school before throwing it away.

But with so many letterheads, the two schoolbags seem really hard to fit...

As Miss Shi Ying asked, she began to think about whether she should donate her schoolbag first, and then go upstairs to get Xiao Dongyue's schoolbag...

This time it was indeed Nekoyashiki who made a mistake in judgment.

He had thought that May was approaching and spring was over.

Even if it is a 'human being' who is in estrus non-stop for 360 six days out of 360 five days a year.

It should also be somewhat affected by the passing of the 'best mating season'.

Reduce the delivery of love letters.

Therefore, I feel that the number of love letters last month has reached the limit that everyone can deliver.

That is, the amount that fills two schoolbags.

So much so that I completely forgot to consider the fact that the Golden Week holiday is the best golden time for dating confessions...

Nekoyashiki opened a sky-blue letter in his hand, and looked up at Ishi Sakura.

"Although it can't fit, there is no need to worry about the problem of handling.

Because it's good to put it here after sorting it out. "He says.

"Put it here?" Shi Ying was even more confused.

Kamijou rushed to answer: "Yes, it's fine to put it here.

When Master Haiyin sends a message, someone will come to collect it later. "

The ninja is still in his hands, like a high-end notebook with a discrete graphics card, and the multi-threaded operation is very smooth!
Nekoyashiki glanced at him, shoving more love letters to the able Comrade Kamijou.

"Does someone come to collect it?" Miss Shi Ying asked.

In my heart: 【Will anyone still accept unnamed love letters?It can't be recycling...

Well!How curious! 】

Neko Yashiki explained patiently: "It refers to the people in the 'Letter Paper Collection Department'.

They like to collect this thing very much, and choose beautiful letterheads as materials for ministry activities.

There will also be a special 'Untitled Love Letter' exhibition.

Not to mention helping me solve my troubles, in various senses, it also provides a good home for these emotional sustenance. "

"Huh? There is such a department?" Shi Ying Baiyou looked surprised, obviously hearing it for the first time.

"People have innumerable kinds of hobbies, each with its own differences.

Compared with those who bought crispy noodles specially to collect small cards of the characters of the Three Kingdoms;
There are also young ladies who are crazy about buying yogurt in order to collect Guatai Medals.

It is normal to collect all kinds of good-looking letterheads. "Cat Yashiki looked as if it should be.

But to be honest, when he was approached by the head of the 'Letter Paper Collection Department', 'Takashi Dojima', he himself was taken aback.

After hearing Mr. Nekoyashiki's words, Ms. Ishizakura nodded in agreement.

Nekoyashiki looked at the long-opened blue letterhead in his hand.

He frowned, his eyes gradually attracted.

Then the corners of the mouth gradually pulled up, and finally a strange auntie smile appeared on his face.

The letter reads, "Nekoyashiki-san bless you!

Please let me speak smoothly before the Golden Week comes.

For always special!special!special!My favorite Mr. K confesses!
Must be successful!
at last!I also wish Neko Yashiki and Fuyutsuki all the best in their cultivation! "

As I said before, Nekoyashiki has always had a good memory.

His good memory allowed him to have a certain impression of the handwriting of most of the students in the class.

The Roman pronunciation of Kamijou's name happens to be 'kamijou', so it can be called Mr. K.

Then make an inference based on the delivery time, as well as the wording and tone of the speech.

there is only one truth!
This letter is undoubtedly the 'unnamed love letter' that Huihui delivered before asking for human dispute mediation help!
Only Hui Hui could speak so cryptically!
Eat melons, points +200.

After the reasoning, Nekoyashiki put his hand on the bridge of his nose, imitating the movement of a certain forever elementary school student, and pushed off the flat glasses that did not exist.

Kamijou accidentally saw him move, opened his mouth and raised his head, raised his hand to cover his neck like a mosquito, and finally lowered his head, his hands went limp.

Playing the role of Mori Kogoro who was shot in the neck by an anesthetic needle...

Nekoyashiki smiled, 【It's a good job.

But stop messing around.

The female classmate who opened the cabinet next to him was watching.

In her eyes, you have become allegory.

'It's really the queen mother's period-crazy! ']

Closing the envelope, Nekoyashiki made wishful thinking.

[Hey hey...

In this way, it was like catching Miss Mizuno Megumi's little tail.

If she didn't want to agree to go camping, wouldn't it be easy to take it out and hint at it?
Just one sentence that contains the island country style:

"Megumin, you don't want your 'unnamed love letter' to be seen by Mr. Kamijou, do you?" '

It can easily solve all potential problems! 】

But if he really wanted to get to this point, he couldn't say that.

After all, it is not the behavior of a gentleman to seize the weakness of a girl and threaten her!
Nekoyashiki handed the envelope back to Miss Ishizakura.

Let Shiying Baiyou take the blame...

Looking at the blue letter paper, Miss Ishi Sakura raised her fair right finger and pointed to her cheek.

In my heart: [Huh?Why did the minister show me the unnamed love letter?
Is it possible...that it has my name on it?
That is to say, someone prayed to Minister Yuanjie to be with me?
People... the first time in my life I was confessed in a love letter, and it happened like this?

This is how to do?Want to buy an engagement ring? 】

Cat Yashiki: "..."

[Your thinking is too outrageous.

I must first think about what the child's name is! 】

Nekoyashiki unconsciously looked at Fuyuki, whose hands were full of letterheads.

Look back.

Seeing Nekoyashiki nodding affirmatively to herself with a bright smile, Ms. Ishizakura put on a confused face and reached out to take it.

She unfolded the letter paper and looked at it, frowning slightly in thought.

With quick thinking, he reacted immediately in just three seconds.

Know that this is a 'secret weapon' that may come in handy later.

Ishizakura nodded to Nekoyashiki first, and then quietly stuffed the letter into the pocket of the uniform while Kamijou was not paying attention.

With the hard work of Mr. Kamijou, the two schoolbags were completely filled.

There is only a thin layer of love letters left on the envelope on the ground, and the inspection work is coming to an end.

"Ha! Haiyin, look at what I found!"

Kamijou suddenly pulled out a piece of dark green 'paper' from the envelope in his hand.

The paper fluttered up and down in Kamijou's hand.

The strange thing is that there is a thin plastic bag on it, which makes a rustling sound.

After the swinging paper stopped for a while, Nekoyashiki realized that it turned out to be a large piece of seaweed...

The young man couldn't help being dumbfounded.

[Students’ ideas are really wild.

Ideas are more elusive than famous manga artist, freelance psycho 'Fujimoto tree'...

What an act of genius to put something flat as a 'tribute' gift because of the narrow gaps in the cabinet! 】

"Just so I want to eat snacks..." Kamijou was about to tear open the bag.

Nekoyashiki raised his hand to stop it, "Stop, stop, don't eat!
It's unbelievable to put seaweed in the love letter, maybe it's paper that looks like seaweed? "

"No way? It's obviously seaweed..." Kamijou stopped tearing the package.

After taking a closer look, he added: "There are sesame seeds on it."

Nekoyashiki shook his head like a rattle, "That's even more dangerous!
What if it is the super spicy or bitter seaweed that is specially used for tricks? "

"But the content of this letter is very sincere.

Moreover, Haiyinjiang, offering trick food to the gods when seeking marriage, wouldn't it be more disrespectful and worse than stealing tributes from other people's graves?

No one should make fun of their own marriage, right? Kamijou expressed his thoughts.

Nekoyashiki pursed his lips, showing a helpless expression.

"Comrade Kamijou, it seems that you still don't have a deep understanding of human malice and the bottom line.

There are many people who would rather spend their whole life being single to curse others for their unlucky love affairs!
If you can't learn to be vigilant against others' malice.

Sooner or later, if this goes on like this, you will suffer! he said aloud.

Kamijou grinned, showing disdain, "Oh? So you understand Haiyin-chan?"

Nekoyashiki: "No one! (hands palms forward, separated in the middle gesture)
Know better than me! (Pouting, while returning the hand to the middle to make an ok gesture)

malicious! (Hold the ok gesture with both hands and separate left and right again.)”

After finishing speaking, Nekoyashiki directly lowered his head and continued to arrange the last part of the letter paper.

Mr. Kamijou looked at the seaweed, then at Nekoyashiki, who was busy working, and finally curled his lips and handed the seaweed out.

"That's for you to deal with..."

"Bring it to you!"

Cat Yashiki grabbed the seaweed like lightning, like an African Nile crocodile that was already preparing to ambush migrating wildebeest underwater!

Throw the seaweed backhand to Winter Moon God.

That's a coherent one, a hundred times more skillful and smooth than the series of movements of the Nile crocodile pulling the wildebeest into the water and using the series of death rolls.

I saw Miss Dongyue slashing at the flying seaweed bag with a knife in her hand.

The thin and transparent plastic bag was separated from the left and right, and the seaweed was not damaged at all!

The kung fu of peeling the skin without hurting the flesh with this hand is simply beyond the sword master!
The progress line of aliens has increased, and the points are +4000.

Miss Dongyue has always been good at eating!

The alien opened his mouth to catch the seaweed.

Make a swallowing motion.

But in just a second, a large piece of seaweed completely disappeared from the world!
Kamijou-kun, we lost nori!

After a second.

"Huh? Alas?"

Realizing that Kamijou was deceived, as if he had been enchanted by a fairy, Pinocchio, who had just gained the ability to move, twisted his stiff neck.

His mouth was open, his eyes widened, disbelief written all over his face.

"Where's the seaweed?" Kamijou looked at Nekoyashiki's hand.

It's as if Nekoyashiki didn't see the second half of the chic action of throwing the seaweed to Fuyutsuna.

It seems that the Winter Moon God has completely blocked the outrageous way of eating by the gods just now...

Mr. Kamijou who can't know the whereabouts of the seaweed is too miserable!

Cat Yashiki, who is kind by nature, can't see this.

"It must have been eaten.

It's still crispy! "He said very intimately to his best friend.

Without waiting for Kamijou's answer, he continued: "Kamijou, as I said just now, you still don't have a deep understanding of human malice and the bottom line!"

"You don't want to play the role of a bottomless evil who wants to bring ill will on me!" Kamijou yelled.

"Also! Pay back the principal, Mr. Seaweed!"

"What are you talking about, it was originally a gift for me, the god of fate.

Now it's just a return to the original owner! "Cat Yashiki is confident.

Mr. Kamijou's facial features were distorted, and he was extremely sad.

Nekoyashiki couldn't bear his friend being so sad, so he leaned forward and picked up half of the plastic paper from Fuyuki's feet.

"Come on, let's lick it, it's still a bit scum." He handed it to Kamijou thoughtfully.

"No need!" Kamijou waved his big hand and stood up directly.

Cat Yashiki: 【Happy! 】

Get eaten melon, points +200.

【Isn't it?

Can this also be eaten? ] Nekoyashiki looked at Miss Killer.

Shi Yingbaiyou thought in her heart: [I lost my mind just now, but since the packaging bag is at Xiao Dongyue's feet.

That minister must have given the seaweed to Xiao Dongyue, that's right!
Well!The two are so in love! 】

Cat Yashiki: [That's true!Ms. Shi Ying is really discerning! 】

Stack up the last love letter, and the finishing work is completely over.

In addition to two full schoolbags, there are more than three piles of envelopes left...

Nekoyashiki stood up and clapped his hands.

The boy took out his cell phone and found a line friend who noted 'letter paper collection department: Takashi Dojima'.

Input: "Please also today."

Click Send.

Takashi Dojima replied in seconds.

"Roger that!"

"Takashi Dojima, the president of "Nekoyashiki Haiyin Support Association", will serve you wholeheartedly! (Praise the sun.gif)"

Nekoyashiki's eyebrows furrowed together after reading the two messages.

Fingers start dancing across the phone screen.

"I'm not a teenage girl idol who wears a fluffy Lolita dress, white stockings, and a bow on her head, singing 'Love Cycle' with a 12-year-old voice on stage!
Where did this kind of support club come from! "He complained.

Dojima Takashi replied in seconds again, typing very fast.

"Of course it's under the leadership of the 'Letter Paper Collection Department' where I work.

With the 'Paper-cut Department' and 'Environmental Recycling Department',
The support club established by the three ministries and regiments that have been under your care for a long time! "

"Paper-cutting? Recycling? What nonsense are you talking about? I never cared about these two..."

In the middle of the hit, Nekoyashiki was stunned for a moment, his dancing fingers suddenly slowed down like a magical girl who failed to transform, and then stopped still.

He seems to know the final destination of these love letters after the exhibition of the 'Letter Paper Collection Department'...

'Paper cutting' and 'environmental recycling'...

Eat melons, points +200.

[There is a school legend about my 'King God Cat Yashiki Haiyin'.

Now it has faintly become a long food chain that can provide activity resources for multiple campus groups?
It's too outrageous! 】Makoyashiki complained.

Delete the entered sentence and re-enter it.

"First, please disband the support club!

Secondly, I'm leaving, and you'd better get the letter as quickly as you can.

Otherwise, no one will look at it, and I don't guarantee that these 'materials' will not be taken away by the aunt in charge of cleaning and sold as scrap. "

"As expected of the idol of Number One of Saginomiya High School: Nekoyashiki Kaine-sama! You are so considerate and gentle!

Next, set off to pick it up! "

"Don't ignore the content after 'first'!"

"I'm sorry, Lord Hein, although I am willing to fulfill any request for you, but the matter of disbanding the support club cannot be accomplished by relying on my own strength...

After all, it involves the beliefs of thousands of members. I think this matter must be handled by the parliament! "

"???
You wait for me!
How come thousands of people believe in it?

It's just a support club set up by three ministries and regiments. Where did the thousand people come from?
Return to Parliament? "

Nekoyashiki's phone screen cracked.

　Never reach the reality of entering the Golden Week!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)