A hundred flavors of life
Chapter 1066 Returning with a full load, a new mission!
Chapter 1066 Returning with a full load, a new mission! (Please order the full version!)
Ever since Hua Twelve blackmailed the Water Company, the whole world has been investigating his information, but the results of the investigation are shocking. No country has any record of his identity. It is as if this person suddenly appeared on the plane.
In the end, there was no other way. Facing public pressure, the White Office finally compromised and held a press conference on the lawn in front of the office. The president announced that he would agree to Hua Twelve's request and was willing to pay 123 tons of gold in exchange for passengers.
Vehicles carrying gold drove out of the Federal Reserve's underground vault, and the U.S. government also chose to use television stations to broadcast the entire process live, which seemed to demonstrate the White Office's determination to rescue the people. The Internet had a lot of praise for this, and even the opposition party had to speak out and praise the authorities' actions.
But Hua Shier just laughed it off. He asked T1000 to post a recording online.
It is obvious from the recording that it is a meeting, and the content of the meeting is the matter of the 300 tons of gold. The voices of several participants are very familiar, all of them are characters often seen on TV. The meaning is simple: they don't want to give the gold, but they also want to save the people.
Finally, someone came up with an idea. When Hua Shier released the Chinese people, he saw the gold being dumped into the sea and let them go without checking the authenticity of the gold, so they decided to use a batch of fake gold to exchange the passengers first.
At this time, some people were worried about what would happen if Hua Twelve discovered that the gold was fake. You have to know that he was a superhuman who even A-Zu could control at will. If they found out that they were fooled, they might all die.
At this time, the person who had just spoken said confidently:
"According to our intelligence, Vought's statement that Homelander can withstand nuclear bombs is completely exaggerated. In fact, Homelander was only slightly injured after being tested with a small nuclear weapon. Although that man is stronger than Homelander, our experts believe that a nuclear warhead with a TNT equivalent of one million tons is enough to destroy him!"
"When that person shows up to take the gold, we can launch a nuclear bomb and take the opportunity to kill him~!"
This proposal caused the White Office to fall into a brief silence. After a while, someone pointed out that when that person appeared, the ships transporting gold, the live broadcast planes, and the military escort fleet would not have time to evacuate.
At this time, the President made the final decision: "Gentlemen, in the face of the goal of destroying that powerful enemy, a small sacrifice is not a problem, let's do it!"
After this recording was released, before its authenticity was confirmed, the entire Ugly Country was in an uproar. Washington was actually going to grow mushrooms off the coast of New York, and didn't care about the lives of ordinary people at all.
Bai's office responded immediately, firmly denying the authenticity of the audio on the Internet, and stated that in order to prove its innocence, experts would conduct a live broadcast to verify the authenticity of the gold on the spot before it was shipped.
Hua Twelve, who was just changing his appearance and planning a zero-dollar purchase campaign with a bunch of his black friends, realized that this was not going to work. He hadn't even started yet, so how could the situation be easily settled?
He released the video decisively.
Yes, there is a video of that recording, but he chose to release the audio first. Well, that’s so inhuman!
As for where the video and audio were obtained? It wasn't the first time he went to the office. He could just open a random door to get to the places he had been to. Was it difficult to put on an invisibility cloak and record a video?
The video was exposed and the office had no way to defend themselves. They cursed Hua Twelve a full 108 times. If you have the video, you can play the recording. Are you kidding?
This time, all the North American people have seen clearly that the office is treating them as fools. Of course, they were treated as fools before, but at least they had a fig leaf. Now the fig leaf has been torn off by Hua Twelve, and everything is naked and bloody.
This allowed those restless people in the past to finally find an excuse to cause trouble, and made those who were content with the status quo finally stop deceiving themselves.
Demonstrations broke out in major cities across the country. At this time, the revamped Hua Twelve started a street sweeping operation in New York with its zero-dollar shopping team. Fifth Avenue suffered an unprecedented disaster on this day.
It’s not that Hua Shier is greedy for money, it’s mainly because he has never bought anything for free, so he might as well try it out for fun!
After the street sweeping operation was over, the black guys returned home with full loads one by one and gathered at the warehouse agreed upon in advance, piling up the stolen luxury goods and high-end electronic products like a mountain.
The black guy who led the group made a money counting gesture to Hua Twelve:
"Mane Mane, Tom, my good brother, here are all the stolen things, Mane as we agreed!"
Hua Shier pulled out his submachine gun and said, "The Jinyiwei is investigating the case. I have decided to confiscate the stolen goods you have taken. Anyone who objects will be killed without mercy."
A few black people wanted to step forward, but he beat them to death. The others didn't dare to move anymore.
Hua Shier pointed a gun at everyone, then used the storage space to collect the stolen goods while singing "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse".
"Shit, he's a superhuman!" The black man, having realized the reality, no longer dared to move.
As a law enforcer, Hua Shier let everyone go after confiscating the stolen goods. These people cannot be killed because they will be the backbone of the Ugly Country's zero-yuan purchase in the future.
He opened a magic door to Chicago and rushed to the next game.
"Guys, this is Jerry. I've received news that our guys in New York have set an example for us. They swept through Fifth Avenue. We should hurry up and head for the shopping paradise, North Michigan Avenue!"
Two hours later, Hua Shier took out the Jinyiwei token from a warehouse in Chicago:
"Jinyiwei's investigation" is so inhumane!
The song of "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse" sounded again, accompanied by the sound of typewriters in Chicago. Well, since the action was taken in Chicago, Hua Twelve felt it necessary to pay tribute to Al Capone.
After Chicago came Los Angeles, then Washington, Houston, and San Francisco. All the ugly big cities were caught up in the frenzy of zero-dollar shopping.
Of course, these hateful, dirty, and unskilled black guys were finally brought to justice by our righteous Ming Dynasty Jinyiwei, but this will definitely not extinguish the enthusiasm of later generations. After all, after no longer growing cotton, buying for zero yuan may be the only collective hobby of this population.
The mountains of goods in Hua Shier's storage space were all high-end luxury goods and electronic products that he had confiscated. He would use one laptop to buy ten, which would last for decades. There were also tons of various bags and watches.
After changing to a Patek Philippe Master Chime Ref. 6300G, Hua Shier said it was just so-so. If he hadn’t seen the news in the real world that Sylvester Stallone auctioned a second-hand model of the same model for US$540 million, and felt that there was some celebrity factor involved, he would not have been willing to wear this broken thing.
What’s wrong with tens of millions of soft girls? No matter how awesome this broken watch is, it doesn’t even have the voice timekeeping function of a blind person’s watch. It’s still nothing!
Faced with the crisis of riots across the country, the White Office finally responded in the evening. The President resigned and the Vice President succeeded him as President.
After the Vice President took office, he immediately made a televised speech, admitting his previous mistakes and assuring the entire nation that the transaction would be completed as scheduled. He also announced that this time he would select several media outlets to enter the Federal Reserve's underground vault and broadcast the entire process live from beginning to end to ensure that there was no possibility of the gold being replaced in the middle.
In front of the TV, Hua Shier whistled and an inexplicable smile appeared on his face.
That night, the outgoing president and the think tank who proposed dropping a nuclear bomb mysteriously disappeared. When they were found, they were hanging on the Brooklyn Bridge in New York.
The next day, 300 tons of gold were transported from the Ugly Federal Reserve's underground vault to the dock for loading onto the ship, and then dumped at a designated location. Starting from the underground vault, the entire process was broadcast live by multiple media outlets.
Global audiences in front of television also saw with their own eyes the internal structure of the vault, which is known to have the strictest security.
Many countries are gritting their teeth because the more than 8300 tons of gold here do not just belong to the U.S. country. In fact, the U.S. country only holds 5% of the gold in this vault. The rest was defrauded from more than 60 countries around the world when the Bretton Woods system was based on gold and the U.S. dollar was the main international reserve currency.
The reason why it is called a lie, well, I am not allowed to write this paragraph, if you are interested you can search it yourself.
The gold that Hua Shier wanted was dumped in a designated sea area. He went to collect it openly, but there was no movement on the other side, which made him feel very regretful.
Afterwards, Hua Shier flew to New York's Central Park and released the plane again. All 123 passengers on board were rescued. He always kept his word and did what he said.
In the middle of the night, Hua Shier used a magic door to enter the underground vault of the Ugly Federal Reserve. What he saw on TV during the day was real. He would feel guilty if he didn't raid it.
As soon as he entered the vault, he triggered the alarm system in the vault. Hua Shier took the Qiankun Royal Fan and fanned it, collecting all the remaining 8000 tons of gold in the vault, then opened the door and left!
Before the whole of New York was in chaos, Hua Shier, following the guidance of T1000, first found the locomotive who was about to kill the girl at the Demon Claw girl's house to prove his truth.
In fact, she had already been killed. When Hua Twelve came in, he saw that the Demon Claw Woman had several No. 4 syringes inserted into her arms. She began to foam at the mouth. She was probably dying.
"Wow, you even killed your girlfriend, you are so cruel, Locomotive!" Seeing the door being violently broken open and someone breaking in, Locomotive's first thought was to kill him to silence him, but when he saw who it was clearly, his pupils shrank involuntarily and he wanted to run away immediately, because he knew this person who could cripple his fellow countrymen.
But Hua Twelve had already seen through his thoughts, with a faint smile on his face:
"If you dare to run away, I will kill you the first time!"
The locomotive stopped instantly and said humbly:
"Sir, I am just a tiny being in front of a strong man like you. Please let me go. I have no intention of being your enemy, and I am willing to do anything for you!"
"is it?"
Hua Twelve's smile deepened: "Okay, I want to find that guy in the deep sea. Can you take me to find him?"
The locomotive heaved a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that the other party would kill him if they didn't agree with him, so he quickly said:
"I know there's a warehouse near the dock. He should be there with his ocean friends at this time!"
Hua Twelve reached out and grabbed the train head's shoulder: "What are you waiting for? Let's go!"
The locomotive understood and instantly burst out at a maximum speed, rushing out at a speed of about 300 meters per second. Hua Twelve's feet were suspended in the air, allowing the former to carry him and run. A few minutes later, the two of them appeared in front of a warehouse.
Hua Shier had a keen sense of smell and smelled a special smell as he stood at the door. He estimated that it was right. He pushed open the warehouse door and walked in. He found a bedroom. When he opened the door, he saw a thrilling and soul-shaking scene.
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Even the train engine felt it was eye-catching: Deep Sea, what are you doing?"
Shen Hai didn't expect someone to come in suddenly, he shuddered, and immediately jumped up: "Locomotive, you damn guy!"
But before he could finish, he saw Hua Twelve's face clearly, and was so frightened that he couldn't speak clearly: "You you."
The locomotive ignored his companion and turned to Hua Twelve, saying respectfully: "Sir, I have done what you asked me to do, you see."
Hua Shier held on to the locomotive without letting go, and with a sweep of his right leg, two clicks were heard, and the two legs of the locomotive were broken!
Then he glared at the Deep Sea, and first emitted a divine light to kill the octopus hanging on the opponent's body. That thing was too disgusting, and then he blasted the Deep Sea half to death.
Hua Twelve ignored the two people's pleas and started the live broadcast directly. Now his account has hundreds of millions of fans. As soon as he went online, the number of people watching his live broadcast increased rapidly, and even government departments around the world were paying attention.
He pulled the locomotive over and said, "I don't need to introduce this man. He took drugs a few days ago and killed a passerby. I have sentenced him to death!"
After saying that, he pinched the train head's neck with one hand, twisted it with a snap, and dealt with it directly.
Then he talked about the deep sea: "This forced seafood, I just saw him force an octopus."
Seeing that he could kill the locomotive at will, Shen Hai was so scared that he peed his pants and cried in front of the camera: "Octopus and I are truly in love"
Hua Twelve sneered: "What about the dolphins?"
Shen Hai cried, “That’s right!”
Internet users around the world were shocked. It was truly rare to see such a thing: people who truly loved an octopus and a dolphin.
Ugly country netizen: This is nothing, we have 97 genders!
Indian netizens: This is nothing, we also have the monitor lizard and the exhaust pipe.
Netizens from other countries who were about to speak were instantly defeated and impressed!
Many people thought of a movie Tom Cruise made back then, "Eyes Wide Shut"!
Hua Twelve coughed lightly and said, "I didn't say I would convict you based on the two things I just did. I was just gossiping. After all, I've never heard of such a thing!"
Deep Sea: “.” Are you a human being?
Hua Twelve continued, "You used the unspoken rules of the workplace to let Xingguang bite you. I sentence you to death for this!"
After saying that, "click, kill Shen Hai" and Hua Twelve ended the live broadcast directly.
The stars watching TV at home are numb. Should they live a miserable life, or live a miserable life, or live a miserable life? Never mind. It’s not a big deal in the Ugly Country. Just keep living.
Hua Shier called his former fellow villager:
"The goods have arrived. Should we send them to Beijing or Shanghai? In my opinion, the Forbidden City. I still have 600 tons of gold from our Ugly Reserve!"
The people on the other end were extremely excited and asked him when they could come over. Hua Twelve's reply was anytime, anywhere.
The two parties agreed to meet in the square in front of the Hall of Supreme Harmony in fifteen minutes. When the time came, Hua Shier opened the door and went in, only to see that the place was under martial law. The fellow villager he had met before came up and shook hands with him cordially.
Hua Shier handed the bodies of the train man and Shenhai to the researchers who came over, and then took out the Qiankun Imperial Fan. With a wave of the fan, a small mountain of gold appeared on the square.
"I didn't weigh it exactly, but six hundred tons is no less than a ton!"
The man held Hua Twelve's hand and said gratefully:
"You will never be forgotten by your family and the people. Can you see if there is anything we can do to help you?"
Hua Shier suddenly thought of a movie by Stephen Chow and whispered a few words to the man. The latter was a little surprised after hearing his request, but still nodded in agreement.
When they returned to the Long Island villa, Hua Twelve laughed while holding the vibranium shield. He looked at the four large painted characters "National Hero" on it, and then looked at three characters, one of which was the signature "Yuan". He laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth.
In the following time, Hua Shier really started his vacation trip, eating, drinking, and having fun, focusing on enjoying leisure.
The Ugly Country lost so much gold, but they didn't dare to make a big deal out of it. They even took the initiative to block the news and didn't dare to expose it, because they couldn't afford to compensate for the lost gold.
You can only swallow the bitterness by yourself.
Moreover, the Ugly Country Investigation Bureau knew exactly where Hua Twelve was and what he was doing, but they did not dare to disturb him because the other party had the ability to destroy a country alone.
In the last two days, Hua Twelve went to Water Company and got the finished product and formula of Compound No. 5 from President Edgar. The other party looked reluctant, but did not dare to refuse.
At Water Company, Hua Twelve met his fellow countryman again. Although A Zu did not take any action, he looked at him with "grateful" eyes.
Hua Twelve didn't like this kind of look, so he had to kill Homelander reluctantly. The other seven remaining members of the group were trembling in fear, and except Maeve nodded at him, no one dared to say a word.
Hua Shier sent the formula of compound No. 5 to his fellow villager via email. The next day, he was informed by the system that the travel time had expired, and he was automatically ejected from this world.
Just a few days after returning to the real world, Hua Shier received a notification from the system telling him that there was a new task to take on.
Thanks to: 08a, Xiao Xiaohu from the Demon World, and Chu Ritian, the Happy Daluo Immortal, for their rewards. Thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly tickets and recommendation tickets. Thank you very much.
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