A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1067: Journey to the West, Kill the Fish Demon! (Please order the full version!)
After using the Zhanzhan Card to copy the iron bones of his people in his motherland in the Black Robe World, Hua Shier's days were filled with happy play and vacation. Now he was feeling bored, and when he heard the prompt from the system in his mind, he was delighted and could not wait to communicate with the system to check the tasks.

'Mission description: In a world called "Exorcist", the three demons, fish demon, pig demon and monkey demon, kill innocent people and despise life, but they are destined to become the pilgrim and have the opportunity to obtain the right result. On the other hand, the exorcist in this world, who exorcised demons and benefited the world, died tragically at the hands of the three demons. It really makes one sigh that the way of heaven is unfair! '

'Mission requirement one: kill as many fish monsters, pig monsters, and monkey monsters as possible!'

'Mission requirement two: Save as many exorcist lives as possible! "

(Note 1: In Mission , the mission is completed if one of the three demons is killed. The more mission targets are killed, the higher the mission completion rate is. In Mission , the mission is completed if one exorcist is saved. The more exorcists are saved, the higher the mission completion rate is.)
(Note 2: This mission is linked to a lottery reward. The reward will be drawn from the mission target, including all the target's skills and items. The higher the completion rate, the higher the chance of winning the best item in the lottery!)

Hua Shier became excited after reading the mission. From the mission description, he had guessed which world they were going to. It must be Stephen Chow's "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons"!

The identities of the three monsters are self-evident. The fish monster is Sha Seng, the pig monster is Zhu Bajie, and the monkey monster is Sun Wukong.

Those exorcists are fine, these three demons are all celestial beings who have descended to the mortal world. If the reward is taken from the three of them, Hua Twelve starts drooling at the thought.

Pig spirit: Is this guy interested in my buttocks?

However, although the system did not state it explicitly, in Hua Twelve's opinion, the annotation of 'rewards will be drawn from the mission target' probably means that if a fish spirit is killed, things will be drawn from the fish spirit, and if a pig spirit is killed, things will be drawn from the pig spirit. There is absolutely no possibility that one can draw the treasures from the Great Sage by just killing a fish spirit.

Therefore, if you want to get a good reward, you have to improve the task completion rate as much as possible, which means it is best to kill all three monsters.

Kill Sun Wukong?
Hua Shier had some frowning eyebrows. That was a ruthless man who held two machetes and chopped his way from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. This mission seemed a bit treacherous no matter how you looked at it. If he didn't have a body of steel now, he wouldn't even dare to think about this mission.

The hesitation lasted only a brief moment, and General Hua Twelve made up his mind. Fortune and wealth can be achieved through risk. He could not bear to miss such a good opportunity, so he decided to do his best.

Hua Shier decided to fight for the third and protect the first, and work hard towards the goal of annihilating the Journey to the West team. If he really couldn't beat Sun Wukong, then saving his life was the most important thing, and just getting a double kill would be fine!

That night, Hua Twelve lay on his big bed and chose to accept the mission. The next moment, he was plunged into darkness.

In a flash, Hua Twelve regained consciousness. Without opening his eyes, he could feel that the world around him had changed. He arrived in the mission world and could hear the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers. He did not open his eyes immediately, but took a deep breath of the air of this world.

The air entering the lungs is like spiritual energy entering the body, how refreshing it is.

That’s right. Hua Twelve only took a breath and knew that the spiritual energy content in the air of this world was not low, even higher than that of the Shushan world. It was indeed worthy of being a world with the Journey to the West team.

Just as he closed his eyes and enjoyed it, a slap came from behind his head.

Hua Shier lowered his head and dodged. When he turned around, he saw a Taoist priest wearing a yellow Taoist robe and with a wretched face glaring at him on the mountain road. There were also several Taoist children around seventeen or eighteen years old around them, looking at them worriedly.

The Taoist pointed at Hua Twelve and shouted:
"You little bastard, you eat my food and drink my drinks, and you still hide when I hit you. Do you want to have no food tonight? Try hiding again and see."

The Taoist priest said this with an angry look on his face, and came up and gave Hua Twelve a big punch with his hand.

Hua Twelve grabbed the Taoist's hand and exerted a little force, and the other party started to cry out:

"It's broken, it's broken, you little bastard, let go quickly, or I'll beat you to death."

Seeing this, the Taoist children stepped forward and pulled Hua Twelve: "Twelve, let go of Master quickly, he will really beat you to death!"

Hua Shier wants to ask these people if they are blind. Can't you see who will hit whom in this situation?

He stared at the Taoist priest and asked, "Why did you hit me?"

The Taoist said with a grin:

"Do I need to tell you why I hit you? We were on our way, and you suddenly stopped moving, and even closed your eyes and looked up at the sky. Are you crazy? We've missed the time to go to Linshui Village, and missed dinner time. Can you please give me food?"

At this time, Hua Shier had already received the memory of the person being replaced, and immediately raised his eyebrows. What a coincidence!
The identity that Hua Shier replaced was the apprentice of the liar in front of him. Yes, the Taoist priest in front of him was none other than the liar Taoist priest who went to catch the fish monster at the beginning of "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons".

This time, the Taoist priest was asked to go to Linshui Village to capture the fish monster.

With the memories of the person being replaced, Hua Shier looked more and more unfriendly at the Taoist priest in front of him. In fact, this liar was not a Taoist priest at all, and like the liars in reality, he had no morals at all.

Not only did they cheat and defraud, they even stole patients' money for medicine, often using some useless talisman papers to defraud patients of their life-saving money.

The original owner of this body, Hua Shier, was defrauded of all his wealth by this swindler. He was fooled into becoming his disciple with just a few words, saying that he wanted to learn some magical skills. However, he ended up working as a handyman for the swindler for half a year and did not learn anything useful. Instead, he became the swindler's helper, not only aiding and abetting him in his evil deeds, but was also often beaten and scolded by him.

"Damn, damn it!"

The first person who deserves to die is Hua Shier’s original body, and the second person who deserves to die is this Taoist priest.

The Taoist saw that something was wrong with Hua Twelve, and said in a timid tone:
"Boy, your master is very generous. If you let go now and kneel down and kowtow, I will forgive you once."

"I don't need your forgiveness!"

Hua Twelve twisted his hand lightly, breaking the Taoist's arm with a snap. The latter cried out in pain, with snot and tears streaming down his face:

"It's broken. It's really broken this time."

Hua Twelve felt annoyed by the Taoist's shouting, so he let go of his arm, then raised his hand and slapped him on the forehead. Without using any strength, the Taoist rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

A Taoist boy went up to sniff his breath and was immediately startled. He drew back his hand and shouted, "He's dead! Twelve beat the master to death!"

"Master, shit!"

Hua Twelve glared at the Taoist boy and said:

"I don't know whether you didn't see it, or you saw it but you are deceiving yourself. He is not a wizard or a Taoist priest at all. He is just a liar. You can't learn anything from him. He cheats people out of money and takes all the money he earns. You are just an accomplice and have bad morals. In the end, you get nothing except sin!"

After he said that, several Taoist children fell silent. They were not fools. They followed the Taoist priest all day long. If they couldn't see through his tricks in one or two days, how could they not see through him in half a year or a year?

But they were all orphans and had no idea what to do. If they didn't follow the Taoist priest, they didn't know where to go. So they just pretended to be stupid and followed the Taoist priest to live.

A Taoist boy asked, "Now that our master has been beaten to death by you, what should we do?"

Hua Shier squatted down, took the package from the Taoist priest and opened it. Inside were more than one hundred taels of silver, a few strings of copper coins, and a house deed from somewhere unknown.

When those Taoist boys saw these valuables, their eyes turned red and their breathing became heavy. It was obvious that they had never seen money before. If it weren't for the power of Hua Twelve's slap just now, they would have pounced on them.

"The liar is dead, so we'll disband right here. You can divide the money among yourselves, and the deed to the house will also belong to you. You can discuss how to divide it among yourselves. The old liar's magic weapon will belong to me. Do you have any objections?"

Although the old swindler had no real skills, the props he bought were genuine, including the peach wood sword, the Sanqing bell, the compass, yellow paper, and cinnabar, all of which could be used to catch monsters.

Of course, he is a celestial being and a sword cultivator. He can still exorcise demons without these things. He just carries them with him for show, and he can use them naturally.

Hua Twelve didn't wait for their response after he finished speaking. He pushed the bundle forward, then took the package of cheating props from a Taoist boy who was carrying the props for the liar, and waved to them with a smile:
"Let's go. You are a master and disciple. Now that you have taken the money, remember to bury the old liar. Otherwise, be careful that he will be resentful and come to you evil spirits to claim his life!"

After he said that, he took a leisurely pace and disappeared on the mountain road at a fast pace.

One of the Taoist boys tutted, "It was you who beat the master to death. If the master wants to find someone, he'll look for you!"

Having said that, the Taoist boys still buried the Taoist's body. After the Taoist was laid to rest, when the Taoist boys, who usually called each other brothers, faced the old swindler's inheritance again, there was some hesitation in their eyes when they looked at each other.

Hua Shier was on his way while digesting the memories he had received. Although this world was also the Journey to the West, and the imperial court was also called the Tang Dynasty, it was not the prosperous Tang Dynasty in the original Journey to the West. In the memories he had received, this world was simply a riot of demons, with monsters running rampant. The imperial court was empty but could not bring peace to the world. It seemed that when a country is about to perish, monsters will appear, so a profession called "exorcist" came into being.

Exorcists can accept rewards from government offices or requests from ordinary people, and earn rewards by slaying demons and eliminating evil.

This old liar pretends to be an exorcist and a Taoist wizard, and cheats people everywhere. It's just that he has been lucky before and has never encountered any real monsters, which is why he has been able to survive until today.

To describe the old liar's life in one sentence is that he had not met Hua Twelve long ago. If he had met Hua Twelve long ago, he would have been dead long ago!
Before noon, Hua Shier successfully found Linshui Village.

Just like in the movie, although Linshui Village is called a village, it is actually a water fortress built by the lake.

Before reaching the water fort, I saw a few people guarding the mountain road. When they saw Hua Twelve, who was wearing a Taoist robe, coming over, they quickly stood up and greeted him:

"Is the person who is coming the supreme master of the universe, as respected as Taoism and Buddha, invincible in heaven and earth, and the great immortal master who is the number one in slaying demons and monsters?"

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Hua Twelve was speechless. Look at this old liar's boastful Taoist name, which claimed to be invincible in heaven and on earth, then how did he end up buried? If a liar dared to use this Taoist name, who else would he blame?

At this moment, Hua Twelve felt more and more that his previous act of beating the old swindler to death was truly acting in the name of justice. With such an arrogant Taoist name, such an ending must have been destined.

Before they met, several villagers were waiting for his answer expectantly. Hua Twelve immediately bowed and said:
"The man you are talking about has just traveled to the west on a crane. Well, it was a bit difficult for him to ride the crane, so I helped him up with my own hands. But don't worry, he has already subcontracted the task of subduing monsters in your village to me."

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When they heard that Hua Twelve was not the person they were waiting for, several villagers expressed their disappointment, but they still took Hua Twelve to meet the village chief.

When the village chief heard that this was not the person he wanted to invite, he immediately sighed:

"The one we invited is the Supreme Master of Heaven and Earth, who is as respected as Taoism and Buddha, invincible in heaven and earth, and the number one immortal master who slew demons and monsters. Why did you change him? Young Taoist priest, you are so young, and that monster is very powerful. Can you do it?"

Hua Twelve was confused by the lengthy Taoist name: "I don't know if it will work, but the guy you invited, I can beat him like a piece of cake!"

The village chief didn't believe it at all, but there was nothing he could do:
"At this point, I can only ask the Taoist priest to give it a try. If you can catch the demon, I will personally give you two thousand-year-old salted fish. They are really refreshing to smell and can cure all diseases. I will only sell them to you for twenty taels, which is not expensive."

Halfway through the conversation, he suddenly felt embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry for the confusion."

Hua Shier smiled and said, "I understand!" It is normal to make a living by selling fish in a fishing village.

While the village chief was talking, the villagers heard that the master had been invited, and they all ran to the outside of the village chief's house to watch. A middle-aged woman and a little girl rushed in crying:

"Master, you must avenge my husband."

The village chief introduced: "This is Gen Sao. Her husband is Chang Gen who was eaten by a monster. I tell you, it was a tragic story."

Hua Shier was afraid that Gen Sao would ask him if his husband had died, so he quickly said to the village chief:
"Now that I'm here, there's no need to wait. Let's go exorcise the demons and avenge Changgen!"

When the village chief saw the mage was so enthusiastic, he immediately agreed. Almost all the villagers sent Hua Twelve to the wooden platform on the first floor of the water fort, and said with expectation:

"Please use your magical powers to subdue the demon!"

Hua Shier nodded, and without further ado, activated the Erlang Shen Eye, but after searching for a long time he didn't see any monsters.

Seeing that he hadn't taken any action for a long time and that he was young and looked unreliable, a villager questioned:

"Can you do it? Why don't you take action to subdue the demon?"

Hua Twelve hooked his finger at him: "Come here!"

The man took two steps forward: "What?"

"Be a bait!"

Hua Shier grabbed the man by the collar and threw him into the lake in front of the water fort. The villagers were immediately shocked. He said to the village chief:
"The demon isn't in the lake right now. It may be hiding in a nearby waterway. Let this brother act as bait to lure out the demon. Once the demon shows up, I will take action to subdue it!"

The village chief asked quickly, "Is there any danger?"

Hua Shier patted his chest and guaranteed that there was no problem!
As they were talking, the young man had swam back and was climbing up.

The village chief kicked the young man who had just climbed up and said, "Yusheng, swim in quickly. You don't have to be afraid because the Taoist priest is here."

The other villagers all cheered Yu Sheng up. The young man's face muscles twitched: "I'm a little scared."

Gen Sao: "Have you ever lost your husband?"

The rest of my life: “.”

With the encouragement of everyone, Yu Sheng used his swimming skills to splash towards the middle of the lake. Suddenly, a white water line appeared above the waterway in the distance and approached rapidly. In the blink of an eye, it followed the waterway into the lake and headed straight for Yu Sheng who was in the middle of the lake.

Yu Sheng also saw the water line and was so scared that he swam back desperately.

The village chief turned around quickly and said, "Master, the monster is coming!"

After he finished speaking, he was dumbfounded because the Taoist priest was gone.

But when he heard the exclamation, he quickly turned his head to look into the lake, and saw the young Taoist priest who was beside him just now, now walking on the surface of the lake, and was already close to Yu Sheng.

However, Hua Shier did not save Yu Sheng, but made a false grab in the water. The next moment, the water surface exploded, and the waves rushed up several feet high. A huge fish over ten feet long broke out of the water.

Hua Shier grabbed the fish's gills, lifted the big fish, touched the waves with his toes, stepped in the air a few times, and flew back.

With a whoosh, everyone moved aside. Hua Twelve threw the big fish onto the wooden board and said, "This is the fish monster. I will kill it now to avenge Changgen!"

After saying that, he drew out his peach wood sword and slashed down with one blow.

But at this moment, a figure swooped over and blocked the big fish with his body:
"Don't kill. Killing is not a good way to subdue demons. You have to influence them."

"Go away!"

Hua Shier kicked the man away and slashed with his sword. As a result, the big fish that did not struggle much after coming ashore suddenly turned around and changed into a human form, holding a long weapon in its hand and swept towards him.

“I knew it wouldn’t be that simple!”

Hua Shier threw away the peach wood sword and smashed it down with his fist without paying any attention to the weapon that was coming at him.

clang!
The long weapon hit his waist, making a sound of metal collision. Hua Twelve did not move at all, but he punched the man.

With a bang, the man was blown to pieces!
As soon as the goblin died, it could no longer maintain its human form and turned into a giant fish monster again. However, its weapon was easily collected by Hua Twelve.

At this time, the man who was kicked out by Hua Shier was stunned. When he came to his senses, he ran over to argue:
"Why are you so cruel? Why did you kill it? It could have been reformed!"

Without Hua Twelve saying anything, Gen Sao slapped the man in the face and asked, "Did you ever have a dead husband?"

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