A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1068 Chen Xuanzang: The city is full of tricks! (Request full order)

The man who jumped out to stop Hua Twelve and claimed that he wanted to convert the fish monster, and who is now being beaten by Gen Sao with a big bibi, is none other than Chen Xuanzang, who loves to eat oil-splashed noodles.

At this time, Chen Xuanzang was trying hard to explain to Sister Gen: "Sister-in-law, please listen to my explanation."

Gen Sao didn't listen at all, and slapped Chen Xuanzang in the face with another big slap, "Have you ever had a dead husband?"

Chen Xuanzang covered his face, full of grievance: "Sister-in-law, I don't have a husband. What I mean is that killing is not the purpose, but persuasion is, that fish..."

Before he could finish his words, Gen Sao attacked him with two more big ear thunders, which made Chen Xuanzang see stars. Then she said:
"Young and old men in the village, this is the man who just tried to stop the Taoist priest from avenging our Changgen. He is bullying us, an orphan and a widow. If you are still men, if you are still brothers with Changgen since childhood, then help me avenge him."

After she said this, the other villagers who were already dissatisfied with Chen Xuanzang pleading for the monster could no longer sit still.

One of them was an old man in his sixties. He rushed over and gave Chen Xuanzang a flying knee in the face. The movement was graceful and powerful, and looked no less powerful than Muay Thai.

Chen Xuanzang was knocked to the ground and just as he was getting up in a daze, a woman in her fifties turned 360 degrees in the air and kicked him in the face with the Golden Lotus No. , which lifted his feet off the ground and caused him to turn degrees in the air before landing on the ground.

Immediately afterwards, the villagers rushed forward and beat him to death with their fists and feet!
Hua Twelve was watching in amazement when he suddenly smelled a very strong smell of stinky feet, which was getting closer and closer. He turned around and saw the village chief holding a handful of silver with two salted fish on top.

"Master, this is a little gift from our village, and the two thousand-year-old salted fish I promised to give you."

Hua Shier immediately identified the source of the stinky feet smell, it was the two thousand-year-old salted fish. As expected, the village chief was not exaggerating before. Smelling it once would refresh the mind, but smelling it again would make one vomit. If one eats it, one will be poisoned to death. Then all diseases will be cured.

He quickly handed the fish back: "I'll take the silver, but I don't want the salted fish. A gentleman doesn't take away what others like!"

The village chief took it immediately upon seeing it, and said with a smile: "Here, this is what you didn't want, Taoist priest. To be honest, I really don't want to give it away!"

Hua Shier looked at Chen Xuanzang who was being locked up by an old man with a guillotine, and couldn't help but sigh:

"Village chief, your village is really full of martial arts experts, there are many hidden dragons and crouching tigers in it!"

The village chief waved his hand and said, "They are just some country guys, they are nothing. By the way, Taoist Priest, if you want to take the water route when you leave, remember to announce the name of our Linshui Village if you encounter pirates. We are all family!"

Hua Shier is such a Khan. No wonder these villagers are all good at martial arts and are trying to make money by doing business on the water.

He glanced at Chen Xuanzang and said, "By the way, Village Chief, don't beat him to death!"

The village chief shouted, "Hey, be careful with your actions. Just beat out his dinner from yesterday, don't kill him!"

"Yesterday's dinner?" Hua Shier looked at the sun. It's already afternoon today, right?
The village chief saw his confusion and explained:

"It's just shit! To put it more politely, my great-grandfather was also educated!"

Hua Twelve was very upset, thinking that he was going to shit himself.

The village chief was indeed a trustworthy person. He beat Chen Xuanzang until he shit. By the time the villagers stopped, Chen Xuanzang was already unrecognizable. Judging from the color of his pants, it would probably take several washes to get them clean.

Mrs. Gen walked over and spat, "Let me tell you, the pain your dead husband is in is even worse than what you are feeling now!"

As he was talking, a burly villager came forward with a shy look on his face:
"Sister Gen, why don't you let me take care of you from now on? I liked you before you married Changgen, and I will treat you and Changsheng well."

After he said that, he glanced at Changsheng, the little girl behind Gensao.

Mrs. Gen was stunned for a moment, then she brushed her hair around her ears shyly: "You look so stupid, why are you still calling me Mrs. Gen?"

The villager couldn't believe it and asked in surprise: "Tea, camellia?"

"Hey!"

Gen Sao took her daughter Changsheng and the villager's arm and left happily. After thanking Hua Twelve, the surrounding villagers ran to man the boats and went out of the village to fish.

Chen Xuanzang, with a bruised face and nose, looked at the backs of Gen Sao and the other two, his mouth twitching: "So..., how painful is it to have a dead husband? Is it as miserable as me?"

Hua Shier held the silver the villagers gave him as a thank you, and squatted beside him with a smile:

"You don't understand this, right? It hurts, but life has to go on. If she meets someone who is willing to take care of her and live forever, she should grab him as soon as possible."

Chen Xuanzang seemed to understand something, then suddenly woke up and glared at Hua Twelve:
"I don't want to talk to someone as cruel as you!"

Hua Twelve's face was a little dark. It wasn't me who hit you, but this fellow didn't know what was good for him. He said sinisterly:

"You'll get beaten easily if you talk like that, don't you know?"

Before he could make a move, a figure suddenly pounced over and started punching and kicking Chen Xuanzang with a crackling sound. The force and brutality of the punches were even greater than those of the villagers who had learned martial arts before.

Chen Xuanzang was digging his hands and kicking on the ground, trying to escape, but the woman grabbed his ramen head, dragged him back, and started beating him in the face with two consecutive punches, which were even sharper and more exaggerated than Ip Man's.

Hua Shier's eyes twitched when he saw the thick-lipped woman who suddenly jumped out. She was really pretty, but a little too cruel. After watching the woman's series of punches, she used the black cat to scratch his face, the black tiger to rip his heart, and the black monkey to steal peaches. Even though he was a bystander, his legs subconsciously clamped together.

If you ask why it is called "black monkey stealing peaches", it would be so ruthless if it is not ruthless.

Seeing that Xuanzang was foaming at the mouth and unconscious, he could not bear it and hurriedly called out to the woman:

"Wait a minute, lady. May I ask why you hit him like that?"

The female warrior kept moving and gave Xuanzang another big back kick, throwing him to the ground with a bang:
"What are you talking about? I'm exorcising demons here. Can't you see me? Stay away and don't get yourself covered in blood!"

Hua Shier quickly moved away, not because he was afraid of getting splattered with blood, but because he was afraid of getting splattered with shit. Xuanzang had been beaten before and his trouser pockets were pulled, and this woman dared to straddle him. If he didn't stay away from her, he might be sick to death if she got on him.

He was about to explain that Xuanzang was not a monster, but the woman had already finished her work, took out a wrapping paper embroidered with runes, and directly wrapped Chen Xuanzang up. However, even after wrapping it several times, it had no effect. She could not help but look up and down at the magic weapon in her hand in confusion:

"Hey, why did it fail?!"

Hua Twelve put the silver into the storage space, crossed his arms and walked to her side: "Is there a possibility that the one you want to collect is not a monster!"

The woman looked at Chen Xuanzi on the ground, then at Hua Twelve. Suddenly her eyelids twitched, and then she pointed at the latter in a somewhat timid manner:
"No, little Taoist priest, don't talk with your eyes closed, it's nonsense!"

"You said he's not a demon, so that means I beat up innocent people? He has such a strong demonic aura, how could I, as a senior exorcist, be wrong? Look at him again, how can he look like a human? His head and face are swollen, and people would believe that he is a toad that has turned into a demon. I tell you."

Hua Twelve pointed to a corpse not far away that was blown up by his punch, leaving only a large fish head:
"The evil spirit came from the fish demon that I killed. As for the toad that became a demon, he was not born with bruises on his face. He just spoke up for the fish demon, which aroused public anger and he was beaten into this state by the villagers."

After Hua Twelve finished speaking, he kindly reminded him, "It seems like you are beating an innocent person!"

The woman stared at Hua Twelve fiercely:
"What are you doing? Are you trying to scam me?" "Then you also said that this man was beaten by the villagers. What does it have to do with me?"

"You want to trick me into paying for the medicine? Don't even think about it!"

"And the villagers beat him up, how can he be considered innocent? I'm telling you not to talk nonsense."

As she spoke, she stepped back to the fish head, grabbed it and ran away. A voice was heard from afar:
"I won't pursue the matter of you slandering me. Just give me the fish head as compensation and make soup with it."

Hua Shier looked at the back of the man with a striking figure but rough movements, and the corners of his mouth turned up in a smile. "Miss Duan, I quite like this dish!"

In the mountains, beside a stream, with a splash, a figure was thrown into the water.

The next moment, the figure struggled in the water: "Help, someone fell into the water, is there anyone, come and save me."

Hua Twelve lit a cigarette on the shore, took a puff, and saw that the man was still struggling, so he shouted with amusement:
"Just stand up and try!"

When the people in the water heard this, they stood up subconsciously, only to find that the water was not even up to their waists, which was quite embarrassing.

The person in the stream was Chen Xuanzang. He was beaten unconscious by Miss Duan and thrown into the stream. The cold water woke him up. Looking at Hua Twelve who was gloating on the shore, he asked angrily:

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"Taoist, did you throw me in here? I only have this set of clothes. What if they get wet?"

Hua Twelve rolled his eyes and said unhappily: "Don't you know that you pulled your trouser pockets before? I asked you to wash them thoroughly!"

When Chen Xuanzang heard this, he suddenly looked embarrassed and quickly squatted down, took off his clothes in the water and started washing them.

He threw the washed clothes on the shore, and then washed himself. At this time, he felt pain all over his body. He grinned and asked Hua Twelve who was smoking on the shore:
"Master, I remember it wasn't so painful before. We were still talking, and then I felt black in front of my eyes. How come it seems that the injury is five, six, seven, eight times more serious now?"

Hua Twelve's mouth twitched, trying to hold back his laughter, but he couldn't help it and burst into laughter. After he finished laughing, he recounted how he got a bruised face and nose, and was mistaken for a monster and beaten up.

A quarter of an hour later, Chen Xuanzang, who had washed himself clean and came ashore, spread out a book of 300 nursery rhymes on the rocks on the shore to dry. As he was doing this, he began to cry:

"Wow, why am I so useless? I'm just a waste. I want to be an exorcist, but I've never succeeded once."

Hua Twelve looked at the three hundred nursery rhymes on the stone and asked Chen Xuanzang with amusement;
"What nursery rhyme are you singing?"

Chen Xuanzang cried angrily, "Do you have any compassion? I'm in this state, what are you doing?"

Hua Twelve handed over a cigarette: "Come and smoke one. I'll teach you. It's very relaxing."

After a while, after the coughing period, Xuanzang, who had already reached the path, felt a little relieved. He took a deep breath:
"This stuff is really good. It makes me feel, how should I put it, lightheaded."

Hua Twelve smiled faintly and summed it up in one sentence: "Does it feel like the sky is high and the clouds are light?"

"Yeah, yeah, you used that word well!"

Hua Shier smiled and shook his head. This advertising slogan was at least 30% responsible for him learning to smoke.

His eyes fell on the book of 'Three Hundred Children's Songs', and he knew in his heart that this was the 'Great Sun Tathagata Sutra'. He couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and asked Chen Xuanzang:

"Your nursery rhyme book looks good. My neighbor's second aunt's third son's fourth aunt's grandmother's grandson's second uncle's sister-in-law is about to give birth, and I'm worried about what gift to give. I think your book '300 Nursery Rhymes' is very suitable for early childhood education. How about selling it to me for ten taels of silver?"

Xuanzang did not doubt him, but shook his head and said:
"No, don't be fooled by the fact that this book contains 300 nursery rhymes. In fact, it is my secret book on how to exorcise demons and monsters."

Hua Shier did not take it as an offense to Xuanzang's refusal. This thing was of great importance. If he was really given it, he would have to think about it. He stopped talking about it immediately and asked with a curious look:
"Secrets?"

Xuanzang nodded seriously: "Yes, my master said that I must use 300 nursery rhymes to awaken the truth, kindness and beauty of demons, so that I can become a real exorcist!"

"Have you ever succeeded?"

Xuanzang was somewhat dejected: "No!"

He had just finished smoking a cigarette when Xuanzang started crying again, looking very defeated.

Hua Twelve patted him on the shoulder:

"I'm not good at comforting people. How about this? I just made some money. You take me to the nearest town. As a reward, I'll treat you to a meal at the restaurant. There's nothing sad that can't be solved by a good meal!"

Xuanzang raised his head: "What if there is?"

"Two meals then!"

Before dark, the two finally reached the nearest town. When passing by the government office, they saw Miss Duan walking out with a smile on her face, holding a stack of what looked like banknotes. When she saw Hua Twelve, the girl quickly took the banknotes, smiled somewhat unnaturally, and left in a hurry without even saying hello.

Xuanzang pointed to the notice at the entrance of the yamen and said, "Hey, the fish monster has a reward of two thousand taels of silver!"

Miss Duan, who had just walked a short distance, subconsciously walked faster and faster, and finally started running, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Hua Twelve shook his head in amusement and called Xuanzang: "Let's go, let's go to the best restaurant!"

When they arrived at the restaurant, Hua Shier ordered the finest banquet, with a large table full of delicacies from land and sea. He also called for prostitutes to play musical instruments and sing songs, and had girls drink with them.

Xuanzang had never seen such a thing before. His face turned red to his ears. He lowered his head and focused on eating and drinking. He didn't dare to look up at the girl next to him.

After three rounds of wine and five dishes, Hua Twelve filled his stomach, put down his chopsticks, and took the opportunity to say:

"If you don't sell the songs, is it okay to lend them to me?"

Xuanzang didn't think much about it, nodded repeatedly, took it out of his arms and handed it to Hua Twelve.

While Xuanzang was eating, Hua Shier took out his cell phone and took a lot of pictures. He took clear pictures of every page and planned to let the artificial intelligence break the text down and reassemble it. He was confident that he could not form the "Mahavairocana Sutra"!
After the photo was taken, Hua Shier returned the secret book to Xuanzang, then stood up and said:
"Brother, you eat first, I'm going to the toilet!"

Great!
In the blink of an eye, it was already three o'clock in the morning. The expression on the face of the nanny in the brothel had changed from impatience to a fierce look:
"It will be dawn if we wait any longer. When will your brother come back to settle the bill for you?"

Xuanzang looked guilty: "Wait a little longer, wait a little longer, he is a very nice person, he probably has a stomachache, he will be back soon!"

"You can spend two hours in the toilet? I see you just don't want to pay. Come on, beat him up first!"

As soon as he finished speaking, four or five burly men rushed into the room.
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