A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1083 Li Heman's surprise, a fight between two strong men! (Please subscribe!)

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"Another day of slacking off at work!"

After basking in the sun for a whole day, Hua Twelve stood up and stretched, feeling refreshed. He locked the warehouse and went home!

Thinking back to the days of graduation internship in the real world, I was living a life worse than a dog's. Hua Shier spat:

"Bah, evil capitalists! It's better to live in an era when the people are the masters of the country!"

Let's not talk about anything else, just today their factory manager was so angry that he gritted his teeth when he saw him slacking off at work, but he didn't say a single harsh word. He even asked him if he needed a few more days of rest as something happened at home. Would this work in the future? I'm afraid he would just fire him directly.

Factory Manager: Old Qiao, I didn’t say anything harsh. I was mainly afraid that you would go to my house and commit suicide. After all, this is not the first time you have hanged yourself.

Humming the cheerful tune of 'SH-ism is good', Hua Twelve strolled back home, thinking about buying a bicycle. After all, it is not a good thing to walk all day. It is okay to go to work, as the factory is not far from home, but coming to Jinling in this era, he should at least take a good stroll. It is very convenient to have a bicycle to travel.

When I got home, my youngest son Qiao Qiqi had already been picked up by Qiao Yicheng from the neighboring Wu Damei's house after school. The little boy didn't go to sleep after eating today. He was held by Sanli and spinning around in the yard, his big eyes blinking, looking so cute.

Qiao Simei followed Qiao Sanli like a tail, staring at her brother and praising him non-stop:

"Qiqi is so pretty!"

When Qiao Erqiang saw Hua Twelve coming back, he quickly called out, "Dad, I've bought all the food, and I'm just waiting for you to come back and cook it!"

Hua Twelve hummed, then glanced at Qiao Simei.

In the original plot, the girl Qiao Simei has loved beautiful things since she was a child. She had a flirtation with handsome elementary school students when she was in elementary school, and when she grew up, she chased after various handsome stars. The key point is "handsome".

She had only one criterion for finding a partner, which was that the person was good-looking. In the end, she successfully married the gigolo Qi Chenggang, and even forgave her handsome husband's cheating several times. Although they divorced in the end, she also successfully turned her love and marriage into a joke.

Hua Shier's evaluation of Qiao Simei was "a complete brainless lovelorn maniac", but he didn't expect that this little girl would show such tendencies at such a young age.

He thought about it and decided to teach the girl a lesson. He immediately closed the gate and shouted to the children:

"Come here, your old man has something to say!"

Qiao Yicheng, Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Sanli, and Qiao Simei all gathered around when they heard this.

Hua Twelve pulled over a chair and sat in the yard: "Watch out, I'm going to change my tricks with you!"

He opened his hands and showed them front and back in front of the four children:

"Look carefully, what's the thing?"

Suddenly he flipped his right hand, and a red rose appeared in his hand.

The children first widened their eyes in disbelief, then except Qiao Yicheng who was a little calm, the other three jumped up and down, saying that their father was really awesome.

Qiao Simei couldn't take her eyes off the roses. Hua Twelve asked with a smile:

"Simei, is this flower beautiful?"

Qiao Simei clapped her hands: "It looks good!"

"Then do you want it?"

“I want it, I want it!”

Qiao Simei clapped her hands, extremely happy.

Hua Shier handed the rose over and Qiao Simei reached out to grab it, but just as she grabbed it, she retracted her hand with a cry. Looking at her fair and tender little hand, there were several pinhole-sized wounds on it, and blood was oozing out.

Qiao Simei burst into tears. The look in her eyes when she looked at the roses no longer contained the love she had before, but instead some fear.

Qiao Yicheng quickly grabbed his sister's hand and said, "It's broken!"

Then he looked up angrily and asked Hua Twelve: "Dad, what are you doing?"

Hua Shier showed the four children the thorns on the rose branch:

"This is the first life lesson your father taught you. The more beautiful something is, the more dangerous it is. You should be more vigilant. Those poisonous snakes, poisonous insects, and poisonous mushrooms are all very beautiful, but they can kill people. Do you understand?"

After he finished speaking, he looked at Qiao Simei and said, "Simei, do you still want this flower?"

Qiao Simei cried and shook her head. Hua Twelve nodded with satisfaction and showed the smile of a very pleased old father!

With a flick of his wrist, the rose disappeared.

He turned and went into the kitchen. When he came out, he took half a bottle of Yanghe Daqu and put some on Qiao Simei's hands:

"Okay, okay, it'll be fine after we disinfect it with alcohol!"

Then he stretched out his hands and said, "I'll show you another trick. See what this is!"

As he said this, he flipped his hands, and three White Rabbit candies appeared in his left hand, and two in his right hand.

"Yicheng, Erqiang, Sanli, one piece each. Simei's hand was pricked just now, so she will only eat two pieces!"

Following Qiao Zuwang, the children rarely had access to White Rabbit milk candy, let alone white sugar. Now, after hearing their father say that they could eat White Rabbit milk candy, even a mature man like Qiao Yicheng showed joy. When Qiao Simei heard that he could have two pieces, he stopped crying immediately, smiled with tears in his eyes, and kept saying hello to his father.

After coaxing a few children away, Hua Twelve quickly prepared dinner. Just as he finished eating, someone knocked on the door:

"Old Joe, Old Joe, hurry up, everyone is waiting!"

Judging from the voice, it was Li Heman who had made an appointment to play cards in the morning.

As Qiao Yicheng was cleaning the table, he looked at Hua Twelve with some concern, obviously not wanting his father to play cards again.

He rubbed Qiao Yicheng's head:

"Don't you know what your father is capable of? I used to coax them into playing. Just watch the house and see if your father can win a bicycle!"

After opening the gate, Li Heman was not allowed to enter the house. The two of them chatted and laughed as they headed to the home of their other card-playing partner, Xu Funian.

As the old saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. Qiao Zuwang is not a good person, but these card partners are even worse. It is not an exaggeration to call them a bunch of bad friends and rotten fish and shrimps. Neither Li Heman nor Xu Funian are good people.

Li Fuman was the beast who wanted to molest Sanli in the original plot. At that time, Sanli was just nine years old, and she said that this guy was not a human being.

Xu Funian plays a main role as a swindler. In the original plot, he was going to take Qiao Zuwang to sell seafood in two years. As a result, Qiao Zuwang lost all his money and didn't see any seafood.

When the children of the Qiao family grew up, Xu Funian came again and asked Qiao Zuwang to raise funds illegally. He made the money, but Qiao Zuwang took the blame.

Since Hua Shier had become Qiao Zuwang, he could no longer let these two people have an easy time, but he did not show it on the surface. Just like before, when he arrived at Xu Funian's house, he joked and laughed, and passed cigarettes.

In order to play mahjong, Xu Funian closed the windows on a hot day, hung thick curtains on the windows, and put cushions on the table. As long as the people playing mahjong didn't make any noise, no one outside could hear the noise inside.

Hua Shier sat down and tried to play a round, and he was immediately relieved. This was a person's home, not a casino. His 'Casino Lighthouse' aura skill, which made him lose every time he gambled in the casino, did not work.

This is easy to explain. Forget about his card skills. Just look at Hua Twelve's eyes. He can see through the eyes of his partners what cards these three players have, just like seeing through them. In this way, if he lets the cards go, he can win three or four out of ten times, and even if he doesn't win, he can guarantee that he won't lose.

After playing mahjong all night, Hua Shier made a net profit of more than 30 yuan, almost as much as his monthly salary.

Seeing that he won money, the three families insisted that he treat them to breakfast. Hua Twelve said it was no big deal and started to eat the dumplings.

After breakfast, Hua Shier packed three baskets of buns and took them home for his children.

He refrained from touching Li Heman that day. He originally wanted to kill him without anyone noticing, but when he thought about the fact that Li Heman had a mentally ill wife and a young son to raise, and that the Sanli incident hadn't happened yet, Hua Shier felt that killing him directly was not too much, so he decided to try another method.

A few days later, Hua Shier won enough money to buy a bicycle, and then he started playing cards late at night when everyone was asleep and no one was playing cards yet.

He appeared silently in Li Heman's house, pressed the acupoints of the three members of the family, and then took Li Heman into the storage space.

In the storage space, Hua Shier once again transformed into a top surgeon and personally performed a cleansing operation on Li Heman.

Originally, Hua Shier planned to cut off the root of Li Heman's trouble and that would be the end of it. It was his responsibility to prevent the other party from committing a crime.

But he hadn't had surgery for a long time, and he was itching to try his hand. Hua Shier thought that since the operation had already been done, he might as well give the other party a gender-changing package. After the operation, he cleaned the wound and used the brotherhood's herbal baths and acupuncture to help the patient recover completely within two or three hours.

After doing all this, Hua Shier took Li Heman out of the space and put him back on the bed. After becoming friends, he could take this surgical package worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in the future. No thanks!

Hua Shier said that when people get along with each other, they should not care too much about gains and losses. This is how kind he is!

The next morning, when the time came, the acupoints of Li Heman's family were automatically unblocked. This guy was awakened by the urge to pee. He put on a piece of clothes, slipped on his shoes, and went to the public toilet outside to pee with sleepy eyes.

When he unbuttoned his pants, he found nothing!

Li Heman was confused at the time. Was he half asleep? What was he dreaming about? He scratched it again tentatively and suddenly woke up. It was gone!

A scream rang out in the public toilet, and Li Heman fainted without even pulling up his pants. The surprise was too great for him to bear.

Half an hour later, Li Heman was taken to the hospital by a neighbor who got up early to go to the toilet.

When Hua Shier got off work, he was stopped by Wu, the girl next door.

"Brother Qiao, have you heard that your friend Li Heman has turned into a woman?"

Hua Twelve's acting skills are very good. He was stunned at first, and then showed a look of disdain:

"Sister Wu, please stop talking nonsense. How can a man become a woman if he drinks too much?"

Sister Wu was anxious:

"Who is telling you this? If you don't believe me, ask the neighbors. They say that when he went to the toilet in the morning, he didn't touch it and passed out. People who were going to the toilet saw it clearly. They sent him to Gulou Hospital and the hospital was in an uproar."

Hua Twelve suppressed his laughter and said, "That's really strange!"

He pushed the door open and went home. As soon as he entered the yard, Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang ran over:

"Dad, dad, people outside are saying that Uncle Li has turned into a woman!"

It was three days later that Hua Shier saw Li Heman again. He and Xu Funian and some of his usual poker-playing partners went to visit him at his home.

Li Heman burst into tears: "Tell me, I have been a man for more than 30 years, how come I have become a woman?"

Several people tried to hold back their laughter. Xu Funian said, "None of us have ever seen such a thing. How did this man become a woman? How about you let us broaden our horizons and open our eyes?"

The three of them were chased out by Li Heman holding a kitchen knife. Xu Funian ran slowly and almost got hit by the knife.

Hua Shier ran back home with a smile. Now that Li Heman had become a woman, Sanli's fate had changed half. He turned back and urged her to study hard and find a good family without conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law and a good husband to marry in the future. She would probably have found her other half.

The next day at work, the school called Qiao Zuwang's workplace looking for someone. Hua Shier answered the phone in disbelief:

"You said Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang beat someone up?"

Hua Shier couldn't believe it because he felt that his two sons were not the kind of people who could fight with others. Qiao Yichen was rational while Qiao Erqiang was timid. It would not be easy for the two brothers to fight with others.

It's not that he spoils the child, we are definitely right in this matter.

After taking a leave, Hua Shier rushed to the school. Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang were standing against the wall with bruises and swollen faces. Opposite them stood five or six children of similar age, their faces also covered with bruises and swollen.

The other parents also came and were waiting for him in the office so that the teacher could handle it as a whole.

The teacher is a woman, and she is quite good at talking:

"Are you the parents of Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang? It's not easy to invite you to the school. If I remember correctly, you haven't been here once since these two children started school!"

Several other parents pointed at Hua Twelve and said, "How do you manage your children? Look how you beat our children!"

Hua Twelve was immediately unhappy and ignored the teacher, saying to the parents:

"My son is also injured. Besides, I don't know what happened. Should I listen to the teacher or you? What are you talking about?"

After hearing this, the other parent also became angry and was about to go up to Hua Twelve to have a good talk.

The teacher saw it and quickly stopped him, then explained the situation:

"Qiao's father, the situation is like this. Your Erqiang said that his ancestor was the Northern Song Dynasty hero Qiao Feng. His classmates said Qiao Feng was a Khitan, so he started beating them. He couldn't beat three people by himself, and Qiao Yicheng came over to help when he saw it."

The teacher complained: "I told children not to lie, but Qiao Erqiang yelled at me!"

Qiao Erqiang stretched his neck and shouted, "My ancestors are not Khitans!"

The teacher spread his hands to Hua Twelve and said, "You see, Qiao Feng is a character in a novel, but he took it seriously!"

The parents on the other side also laughed: "You call me a hero? Bah!"

Hua Twelve was very upset, thinking that it was all his fault, but at this time he would definitely stand on his son's side.

"Teacher, you don't understand the situation. When Jin Yong wrote Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, he originally wrote it based on our family's story. The Khitan and other things were just artistic processing in the later stage. In fact, our Qiao family has always been Han people!"

Female teacher: “.”

The other parent: “.”

The other teachers tried to hold back their laughter, thinking that this student's parents seemed a little abnormal. The root of today's incident was finally found.

Hua Shier pulled the teacher's chair and slapped it casually. With a snap, the chair broke into pieces, shocking everyone.

Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang's eyes lit up, while the others looked incredulous.

"See? The Dragon Subduing Palm. It's a family tradition!"

Hua Twelve waved to the other parents and said, "Don't you want to talk to me? Let's go outside!"

When the parents saw the broken chair, they all became scared and nodded their heads in reflection. They all said that they had not educated their children well. Some even kicked their own children on the spot and asked them to promise not to speak ill of other people's ancestors, which was very rude.

Hua Shier paid five dollars for the chair and left with Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang. Under the admiring gazes of his two sons, he waved his hand:

"Next time you get bullied, come back and tell your daddy, what a dick!"

Thanks to: 08a, Brother Xiao Xiaohu in the Demon World for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes, thank you very much.