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Chapter 1084: Teach Xu Funian a Lesson! (Please subscribe!)

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After returning from school, Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang pestered Hua Shier to learn the Dragon Subduing Palm. Hua Shier did not give the two good boys a good face:

"What's the point of learning martial arts? So that you can kill people when you fight with them? Go kneel down in the yard and get up only when it's time to eat!"

Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang both knelt obediently in the yard. The two little girls, Qiao Sanli and Qiao Simei, were so scared that they dared not speak, and tears welled up in their eyes again.

Hua Twelve picked up the two girls and coaxed them:

"My dear daughter, they made a mistake by fighting with others. It has nothing to do with you. My daughter is very well behaved. Daddy will give you some candy!"

After saying that, he put his two daughters on the ground and gave each of them a piece of White Rabbit cake, which immediately made Sanli and Simei happy.

He rubbed the two girls' heads and let them play by themselves. Hua Twelve went next door to pick up Qiqi. When he came back and entered the yard, he saw the two little girls, Qiao Sanli and Qiao Simei, holding White Rabbit milk candies and letting their two kneeling brothers have a bite. When they saw him come in, they quickly put their hands behind their backs with a guilty look on their faces.

Hua Shier pretended not to see it and continued doing what he was doing. As an old father, he was very pleased to see that his children were living in harmony and had deep affection for each other.

The next morning when I went to work, as soon as I opened the door, I saw two children kneeling at the door. They had bruised faces and noses and looked familiar.

Upon closer inspection, they were all the people I had seen in the teacher's office yesterday. When they saw Hua Twelve, they kowtowed and asked to become his disciple, and said they wanted to learn the Dragon Subduing Palm from him.

This situation also attracted many neighbors to watch.

Hua Shier stretched out his hands and lifted up the two children: "Why are you worshipping a master if you don't study hard? Get out of here now!"

The two children were frightened by his stern tone and turned and ran away. The neighbors had obviously followed the two children and listened to what was going on. Someone laughed and said:

"Old Qiao, I heard you are good at martial arts. Did you show off your prowess at school yesterday?"

Hua Twelve waved his hand and said with a smile:

"Don't talk nonsense, it's just a mouse lifting the door curtain and showing off a little hand!"

I strolled to the company and saw the factory director riding his bicycle to work on the factory road. I quickly called out:

"Shi Weidong, wait, I have something to talk to you about!"

Shi Weidong stopped the car, put one foot on the ground, turned back with an unhappy look:

"Qiao Zuwang, what did you call me?"

"I'm calling you Shi Weidong. We are brothers who entered the factory together. It's too formal to call you the factory director!"

Shi Weidong rolled his eyes unhappily:

"This is the factory. Please address me by my title. If you have anything to say, please tell me right away. I have so much to do!"

Hua Twelve laughed:

"I'll call you the factory director, okay? I want to buy a bicycle. I've saved enough money, but I don't have a ticket. I see our factory issues bicycle tickets every year. How about you help me get a bicycle ticket?"

"not so good?"

Shi Weidong said angrily: "The bicycle tickets in the factory are rewards for advanced workers. Tell me, are you advanced? Dozing off at work, what kind of example are you setting for young people?"

Hua Twelve said with a smile: "I'm not their father, how can I be a role model for them? We are talking about the cycling tickets, why are you talking nonsense?"

Shi Weidong refused outright:

"No, by the way, I think you should stop working in the warehouse and go to the kitchen to do the shopping. They are in need of a tricycle operator, and I think you would be a good choice!"

After saying that, he wanted to ride his bike away, but Hua Twelve grabbed the handlebars and he almost fell:

"Qiao Zuwang, what on earth are you going to do?"

Hua Twelve smiled:

"Shi Weidong, we are brothers. You are not being nice. You didn't do the job for me, and you even transferred me to do hard labor. I can tell you, I will never do hard labor!"

Hua Shier would never move from a job that allows him to bask in the sun all day!

Shi Weidong said firmly: "I also tell you Qiao Zuwang, this matter is settled and cannot be changed!"

After saying that, he took advantage of Hua Twelve's inattention, pedaled hard, and rode away.

Hua Shier didn't plan to pull him anymore, and looked at the factory director's back with amusement:

"So you didn't do anything for me, but you did something to me instead. Fine, we'll see!"

When they returned home in the evening and had dinner, Hua Shier asked the children to stay at home. He took a hemp rope and went straight to the factory director's house. He had read the original plot and knew how to make the factory director take back his decision!

Although Shi Weidong was the factory director, he also lived in an old house. When Hua Shier arrived at Shi Weidong's door, he saw that the door was not closed. He did not act recklessly. Seeing that there was no one around, he took out two cans of malted milk from the storage space, then knocked on the door and walked in.

Shi Weidong and his family were having dinner, and Hua Twelve greeted them:

"Where's dinner?"

Shi Weidong did not act like a factory director in front of his family: "Hey, Old Qiao, would you like to eat something together?"

"No, I've eaten!"

Hua Twelve put the malted milk on the table: "I brought this for your child as a token of my appreciation for what you said this morning about transferring me to another position!"

The factory director's family doesn't necessarily live well these days. When the factory director's daughter saw malted milk, her eyes lit up.

Shi Weidong looked embarrassed: "It's not easy to transfer positions. The factory office has discussed it today."

Hua Twelve didn't waste any words. He walked to the beam of the factory director's house with a smile, stepped on a stool and hung the hemp rope on the beam, then asked:

"We are brothers, I will give you a chance to reorganize your words!"

Shi Weidong gritted his teeth in anger: "Why do you always use this trick?"

Hua Twelve stuck his head into the rope: "You think I'm trying to scare you, but I'm serious this time!"

Shi Weidong and his wife rushed over to rescue him. Finally, his wife hit Shi Weidong twice, and the latter compromised:

"Okay, okay, you can't just not transfer me to another position. Come down here right now, ancestor!"

"I don't deserve it!"

Hua Twelve came down happily and asked again, "What about the bicycle ticket?"

Shi Weidong glared at him unhappily and stuffed the two boxes of malted milk back into his hands:

"You are so bold. I told you that it is for advanced people. Unless you make some contribution, forget it. If you take it back, we can't afford it!"

Hua Twelve smiled and pushed the two cans of malted milk back:

"I was just joking. This thing is for children. Why are you arguing? Isn't it just for the advanced? Okay, prepare your bicycle ticket and I'll get you an advanced one later!"

He said and walked away with a smile. Shi Weidong said unhappily from behind:

"This old Joe is just a bunch of bullshit!"

When Hua Shier returned home, he took out two cans of malted milk. He had forgotten about this thing before. When giving gifts to other people's children, he naturally couldn't let his own children suffer. When the children saw the malted milk, they were very happy. Qiao Yichen ran to boil water and made some for his younger brothers and sisters to drink.

Within two days, Hua Twelve achieved great results. This story started with the story of Qiao Zuwang in the past.

Things had been lost from the warehouse that Qiao Zuwang was in charge of several times, but because things had been lost from several warehouses in the factory at that time, the law did not hold everyone responsible, so he did not receive any punishment.

The factory security department didn't find out who did it, and there was no follow-up after reporting it to the police, but Qiao Zuwang knew who did it. However, Qiao Zuwang was nicknamed Qiao Jingshazi, he was calculating and liked to take advantage of small things, so he would never do something that offended people, so since the factory didn't blame him, he pretended not to know at the time.

In order to make achievements this time, Hua Shier had to take advantage of this matter. He went straight to the door and hypnotized the other party with the "soul-transferring technique" to confess the process of the crime. Then he took people to find a channel to sell the stolen goods, intending to catch the person and the stolen goods at the same time.

After arriving there, Hua knocked all seven or eight people to the ground in two or three moves. After searching them, he found the labor protection supplies of the welfare factory and some other things that were suspected to be stolen goods. He immediately called the police.

After the police station intervened, they conducted a surprise first trial and uncovered other cases involving tens of thousands of dollars. These were major cases these days, and it was estimated that these people would never be able to get out.

Later, the police station wrote a letter of thanks to the welfare factory and presented a silk banner. The factory also held a commendation meeting to praise Hua Twelve for winning honor for the factory and recovering its losses.

At the commendation meeting, Shi Weidong personally gave him 200 yuan and a bicycle ticket as a reward:

"Well done, Qiao Zuwang. You really kept your word. I heard that you can beat eight people by yourself. How come I didn't know you have this ability?"

Hua Twelve happily accepted the reward: "You don't know me yet. I'm not ostentatious and I keep a low profile!"

Shi Weidong spat in his face, "Sleeping at work, are you the only one who is so low-key?"

That day, Hua Shier took a leave of absence and went to the department store in Xinjiekou to buy a 28-inch bicycle, and rode it home.

When I met someone I knew along the way, I would greet him: "Hey, Old Joe, you bought a bicycle!"

Hua Twelve is so annoyed with this, but Da Erba is not a Lamborghini, so why bother about it?

As it turned out, when they got home, the children were so excited to see the bicycles that Hua Shier had no choice but to take each of them out for a ride.

Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang pushed the bike out saying they wanted to practice and learn how to ride. When they came back, they knocked a piece of paint off Hua Shier's new bike and knelt in the yard crying.

Hua Twelve gave a kick to someone who was amused:

"Alright, you two little brats, you didn't mean it. It's no big deal. I, your old daddy, am very angry!"

The previous matter of becoming an apprentice, as well as the spread of the parents and teachers in the school, plus this time when he fought eight people alone in order to become an advanced student, the fact that Qiao Zuwang knew martial arts could no longer be concealed, and the news spread more and more widely, and everyone knew that the Qiao family was the descendants of Qiao Feng.

That morning, Hua Twelve opened the door and saw a young man in his twenties standing at the door. When he saw him come out, he immediately clasped his fists and said:

"I am the Lightning Five Whip, and I am here to challenge the descendants of the Qiao family!"

Hua Twelve closed the door without saying a word, and when he opened it again, he splashed a basin of water on the other person's face:

"If you don't leave, I'll call the police. Next time you come, be careful or I'll splash your foot washing water!"

On his way to work, he heard someone calling him, "Old Joe, Old Joe!"

Hua Shier stopped the car and turned around. He saw his poker partner Xu Funian. He waited for the other party to run over before he smiled and asked:

"Old Xu, why do you need to rub it twice at night?"

Ever since Li Heman became a woman, they have played cards less frequently. They haven't gotten together for the past few days. He thought Xu Funian wanted to play cards with him in the evening.

"There's no rush to play cards. I heard that you have a six-egg hen at home. Can it lay six eggs at a time?"

Hua Twelve chuckled and said, "You are well-informed!"

Xu Funian's eyes lit up: "How about selling that reed chicken to me? I'll give you ten dollars!"

Ten dollars is a lot of money. These days, a laying hen only costs about two or three dollars, so ten dollars is enough to buy several chickens.

Hua Twelve smiled and said, "Not so good! Speculation is not acceptable!"

The old hen is placed there as a pretext for eating more eggs. Otherwise, you need a ticket to buy everything now. His family eats eggs all day long to supplement the nutrition of the children, so there must be a reasonable source.

After he finished speaking, he waved his hand and rode away on his bike.

Xu Funian spat behind him: "Bah, you don't want to show your respect, you are not on the right track!"

It was comfortable and relaxing to slack off in the sun at the company. When I got home from get off work in the evening, I heard a commotion in the yard.

When Hua Shier pushed the cart into the yard, he saw two adults, a man and a woman, bullying their own children. The woman was grabbing Qiao Sanli and Qiao Simei, while the man was struggling with Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang.

Hua Twelve immediately became angry: "You are a living ghost, bullying our family!"

He leaned the car against the wall, stepped forward and kicked the man to the ground, then pointed at the woman:

"Let me go!"

The woman was startled and quickly let go, then said in a timid tone:

"How do you hit someone?"

At this time, Sister Wu, who was walking outside with Qiao Qiqi in her arms, came back and heard the noise, came in to see what was going on. When she saw this scene, she hurried forward:

"Brother Qiao, you can't do that. This is Liu Zren from the street."

Hua Shier glared at him and said, "No one can do that. How can you bully my child when I'm not at home?"

Several children all started to complain: "Dad, they are trying to steal our catkins!"

Liu Zren was the woman. She said angrily:

"It is forbidden to raise chickens in the city. This is the rule. And you beat someone up. You must call the police!"

"Hurry up and report it. I want to see if I am wrong or if you are wrong for breaking into a private house and bullying a child while the parents are away. You are making a fuss and think this is gangsterism!"

While Hua Shier was speaking, he put his right hand behind his back and the Qiankun Imperial Fan appeared in his hand. With a wave of his hand, the chickens in the chicken coop disappeared.

When the comrades from the police station arrived, the egret chicken was gone too. Hua Shier was walking around with a fan in his hand, looking very smug. Liu Zren was speechless as he couldn't find the chicken and could only apologize. He said that he came to take a closer look after receiving a report and that he really didn't mean to bully anyone. He said that he would pay more attention to his work attitude next time.

When Hua Shier heard the report, he immediately thought of Xu Funian who stopped him in the morning, and concluded that it must have been done by the other party.

After everyone else left, Sister Wu handed Qiqi over to Hua Twelve and glanced at the chicken coop. She was also curious about where the chicken had gone. After finding nothing, she smiled and invited:

"Brother Qiao, we're having a wedding banquet on Sunday, you must come and have a couple of drinks then!"

Hua Twelve took Qiqi and congratulated him:

"You're going to be an old lady. Congratulations. If you need any help, just call me. We're neighbors, so you're welcome!"

After leaving the Qiao family, Aunt Wu kept smiling and said to herself:

"This Qiao Zuwang, it's the same as if he were replaced by someone else!"

At the Qiao family's house, Hua Twelve closed the gate of the courtyard. Several children were crying because their chickens were missing. He smiled and said he would perform magic for the children, and then released the chickens. After the children were happy, he told them that no matter who knocked on the door in the future, they should not open it until he came back, otherwise he would not be responsible if the chickens were snatched away by someone next time.

As for the report, as the saying goes, revenge never takes overnight, Hua Shier found Xu Funian, who was walking home at night after drinking, put a sack on his back, and gave him a slight lesson.

The next day, Hua Shier got up early and rode his bike to Xu Funian's door to wait for him to go out to work.

When Xu Funian came out with a bruised face, Hua Twelve greeted him with a smile:

"Why is Old Xu so bruised and battered? I told you a long time ago to stop doing immoral things. Next time you do it, be careful not to fall when you go to the toilet!"

After he finished speaking, he rode away on his bike humming a little tune, which made Xu Funian very angry. He didn't know who had beaten him last night. He wanted to take revenge, but when he thought of Qiao Zuwang's reputation of fighting eight people alone, he could only swallow his anger.

On the day of Wu's eldest sister's wedding, five tables were set up next door. Hua Shier gave five dollars and brought his whole family to the banquet.

In the original plot, Qiao Zuwang did not bring any gift, and Qiao Erqiang even went to eat secretly, which made the two families very unhappy. Now that the money is in place, the neighbors are naturally in harmony, and the children all ate to their heart's content.

In a blink of an eye, it was New Year's Eve. Hua Shier prepared a New Year's Eve dinner. The family celebrated the New Year happily, and he also spent his first New Year in this world.

Thanks to: 08a, Brother Xiao Xiaohu in the Demon World for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes, thank you very much.