I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

That night.

Qin Yao led Huang Mei, who had just finished her meal, into his villa and said with a smile, "Let me take you to take a bath first."

Looking at the clean and bright villa hall, Huang Mei felt ashamed for the first time since she became conscious, and even felt somewhat timid because of it.

"What's wrong? Is there a problem? Or do you want to rest for a while?" Qin Yao asked softly when he didn't respond.

Huang Mei seemed to wake from a dream and asked in return, "Why are you so good to me?"

A hint of reminiscence flashed in Qin Yao's eyes as he smiled and said, "Because you resemble one of my old friends."

"What old friend?" Huang Mei pressed.

“A long, long time ago, I had a dog brother,” Qin Yao said.

Regardless of temperament, appearance, figure, or even that adorable look, this Yellow-Eyebrowed King is very similar to the Howling Celestial Dog from "The Legend of the Lotus Lantern," making him instantly relatable.

Huang Mei, unaware of this, scratched his head and said, "You're a human, so why would you have a dog brother? Besides, do I look like a dog?"

"That's a very long story. Come on, I'll teach you how to take a bath first," Qin Yao said, beckoning.

Huang Mei followed closely behind him, but said, "I know how to take a bath, you don't need to teach me."

Qin Yao strode into the bathroom and turned to ask, "Do you know how to use a shower?"

"What is a shower?" A look of confusion flashed across Huang Mei's face.

Qin Yao silently turned on the showerhead and patiently said, "Turning it east brings hot water, turning it west brings cold water. Try it yourself."

Huang Mei stared wide-eyed at the shower in astonishment: "What an amazing mechanism!"

Qin Yao gave up his seat and looked at the other person with a smile.

Huang Mei raised his hand and gently turned on the silver switch, twisting it here and there, staring blankly at the water jets flowing from the showerhead.

"This is for washing hair, and this is for washing the body."

Qin Yao then introduced him to the shampoo and shower gel, and said, "Take your time washing, I'll go out and wait for you."

Huang Mei examined the two bottles closely, nodding repeatedly: "Okay, okay, I'll come find you after I'm done washing."

Qin Yao nodded, turned and left the bathroom.

A moment later, he suddenly heard joyful howls coming from the bathroom. Luckily, this was a villa, otherwise the neighbors would definitely have come knocking on the door...

"Keeping it as a pet is actually not bad."

Silently withdrawing his gaze, Qin Yao smiled slightly, then summoned the crystal doll and silently poured energy into it.

"You're full, you're full."

Soon after, the girl's voice suddenly rang out from inside the transparent crystal doll, accompanied by a series of numerical characters.

"This is the 2060 model mobile phone from the Chinese brand, 'Silly Girl' is at your service. Please enter your power-on password." Then, the girl's voice sounded again.

Qin Yao said calmly, "I love you."

Based on his precognitive abilities regarding the plot, he naturally knew the password to unlock the silly girl. Unlike Lu Xiaoqian in the original series, he didn't have to try countless times and ultimately only accidentally unlocked the silly girl by chance.

"The password is correct."

"You can choose between live mode or mobile mode."

"Live mode," Qin Yao said without hesitation.

As soon as she finished speaking, the crystal doll in her hand transformed into countless green light runes, flowing out of her palm and gathering together like countless bubbles, gradually forming a green halo that condensed into a graceful figure with long flowing hair, wearing a silver vest and black trousers.

Watching this scene, Qin Yao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, becoming even more curious about the year 2060 in this multiverse.

He was certain that in a normal Earth, let alone 2060, this thing wouldn't be researched by 2160.

After all, the first episode of the original series featured a scene where a scientist controlled a silly girl to fight against Sun Wukong.

That's Sun Wukong! Even if Monkey King is going easy on the silly girl, you can still see his fighting power!

"Silly girl!!" At this moment, Huang Mei, who had just finished showering, came out still wearing his tattered clothes. Upon seeing Silly Girl, he immediately shouted.

Silly Girl ignored Yellow Eyebrows and simply stared at her master.

"I understand now. No wonder you dared to say you could take me back. So you're the owner of Silly Girl." Huang Mei slapped his forehead and said to Qin Yao.

Qin Yao smiled and asked, "Do you want to go back now?"

"Do you want... or not?"

Huang Mei nodded subconsciously, then seemed to remember something and waved his hands repeatedly.

"Should we take it or not?" Qin Yao asked to confirm.

Huang Mei frankly said, "When I couldn't go back, I was eager to go back as soon as possible; but now that you say you can send me back anytime, I'm not in a hurry anymore and want to stay a little longer."

“Okay, I’ll find you some clothes to change into. Come to the company with me tomorrow, and I’ll arrange a job for you to start with,” Qin Yao said.

Huang Mei nodded heavily, then changed the subject: "By the way, why did you send that silly girl to our world?"

Qin Yao said, "I didn't send Sha Niu; it was someone else. In fact, I just bound Sha Niu to my account."

Huang Mei seemed to be deep in thought, then pressed on, "What exactly is this silly girl?"

"It's a mobile phone," Qin Yao said. "Come with me."

Huang Mei scratched his head: "Where to?"

"I'll show you around the world," Qin Yao said.

late at night.

The second floor.

In front of the computer.

Huang Mei stared wide-eyed at the video showing technological innovations starting from the Industrial Revolution. His worldview was violently impacted, like a landslide or a tsunami, and the entire demon was dumbfounded.

Inside the next bedroom.

Qin Yao transformed the silly girl back into phone mode, and with a flick of his hand, sent her into the Divine Kingdom. He sat cross-legged and silently comprehended the spacetime laws he had obtained from the Lotus Lantern.

A blink of an eye.

The night ends and the day dawns.

Qin Yao pushed open the door to the gaming room, only to find that Huang Mei could actually use the computer, even if it was just a simple game...

"I'm off to work."

"Hey, okay."

Huang Mei quit the game and stood up, saying, "Boss You, your world is so much more interesting than ours."

Qin Yao led him downstairs and into the Audi: "Actually, you're just tired of your own world, and you're suddenly here, so it feels new."

In fact, within this timeline, countless people also yearn to return to ancient times and experience ancient life.

Huang Mei's heart stirred slightly, and he asked, "Then for you, wouldn't it mean you can experience whatever life you want?"

Qin Yao smiled and said, "There are some limitations..."

As they talked, the car gradually entered the company park. When he led Huang Mei to the administration building, following his memory, he immediately saw Lu Xiaoqian holding a resume, who had been waiting there for who knows how long. "Why are you here so early? Did I say nine o'clock yesterday?" Qin Yao paused slightly and asked in confusion.

Lu Xiaoqian, who was lost in thought, suddenly woke up and hurriedly got up: "No, no, no, you said ten o'clock. I came early."

Qin Yao smiled and nodded: "Then let's go, come with me to the president's office."

Lean less.

Qin Yao led them into a spacious and bright office and asked earnestly, "Xiao Qian, are you sure you want to do planning?"

Lu Xiaoqian nodded: "Yes, that's what I studied in college, so I feel like this job is a good fit for my major."

Qin Yao nodded, called over the HR manager dressed in a business suit, pointed at Lu Xiaoqian and said, "Prepare a contract for him, base salary of 800, commission and overtime pay are separate."

The HR manager, who was probably in her thirties and had a good-looking face, nodded and said gently, "Okay, Mr. You."

At the same time, Lu Xiaoqian was dumbfounded upon hearing this treatment.

What is the base salary?

Eight hundred?

His father's current salary is only 600 yuan a month, and he still criticizes him all day for having nothing to do.

But then, right after he started working, his base salary was already higher than his own father's?
"Eight hundred yuan, you don't think it's too little, do you?" Qin Yao asked, turning his head as he stood there in a daze.

Lu Xiaoqian waved his hands repeatedly and said with a fawning smile, "It's not a small amount, it's not a small amount. I can't believe I'm worth this price."

"It's definitely worth it."

Qin Yao smiled, then pointed at Huang Mei and said to the HR manager, "Assign him a security patrol post, and make it clear to the security captain that he can do whatever he wants, as long as he doesn't harm others, just leave him alone."

"Yes, Mr. You." The HR manager gave Huang Mei a deep look and said meekly.

"That's all for now. You two go with her to start work. If you have any questions later, you can contact me anytime," Qin Yao said.

"Thank you, Mr. You," Lu Xiaoqian said with a face full of gratitude.

"Thank you, Mr. You." Huang Mei mimicked his manner, smiling sheepishly as she thanked him.

Qin Yao waved his hand and watched them leave. Then he slowly walked to a floor-to-ceiling window, looked down at the buildings below, and his thoughts drifted away.

He had just arrived and had already snatched Lu Xiaoqian away, getting the silly girl. It was as if from the very beginning, fate had led him to a crossroads.

So, in the mission to protect the Earth, will the enemy they face still be the Bull Demon King?
It's highly unlikely.

Thinking about this, he couldn't help but sigh, "There are always gains and losses."

As I said before, the safest approach is to not change the plot, or rather, to return the silly girl to Lu Xiaoqian and coast along until the final battle begins.

But this kind of paddling is meaningless and even boring to him!
Moreover, even if his opponent were to become a deity or Buddha from Journey to the West, or a powerful individual or organization from the timeline of 2060, what would he have to fear?
Today, he is no longer an ant struggling to survive, but a dragon crossing the river, possessing the ability to change the outcome of everything!
"Ring ring ring."

half an hour.

Inside the office.

Just as Qin Yao was meditating cross-legged, the telephone on the table suddenly rang.

With a flick of his finger, he pressed the speakerphone button, and a deep, anxious male voice suddenly rang out: "Mr. You, something terrible has happened, Huang Mei has been electrocuted."

Qin Yao: "???"

After a moment of silence, he asked calmly, "What happened?"

"I don't know what he was thinking, touching the electric switch for no reason." The voice said helplessly, "Now he's been electrocuted black, look..."

"It's alright, he's in good physical condition and can handle it. Have someone move him to the security room so he can rest for a while," Qin Yao instructed.

Across from him, a middle-aged man in a security captain's uniform looked up at Huang Mei, whose face was blackened and whose hair was still steaming. He could only silently curse him as a filthy capitalist in his heart before bowing and scraping as he hung up the phone and had someone carry away the stiff-bodied new patrolman.

But to his shock, it seemed that what Mr. You said was absolutely right. Just over ten minutes later, Huang Mei returned to normal, and apart from the slightly unsightly appearance, there were no other effects at all.

This guy's body is really resilient!

A blink of an eye.

Seven days later.

Huang Mei and Lu Xiaoqian have gradually adapted to their current work and life. However, compared to Lu Xiaoqian, who can go home every day after get off work, Huang Mei can only follow Qin Yao back to that big villa after get off work. Although the place is very nice, it gradually arouses his longing for Xiaoxitian.

Before I knew it, almost half a month had passed since I left. I wondered how my disciples and followers, as well as Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie who were imprisoned in the golden gong, were doing.

And then there was Tang Xuanzang...

If he were eaten by another monster, wouldn't I have done all this for nothing?
"What's wrong with you these past two days? You seem like you've lost your soul." That evening, after returning to the villa, Qin Yao suddenly stopped Huang Mei, who was about to go back to her room, and asked with curiosity.

Huang Mei let out a long breath, turned around and smiled, "Mr. You, do you know Tang Sanzang?"

Qin Yao chuckled: "Nonsense, which Chinese person doesn't know Tang Sanzang?"

Huang Mei smiled obsequiously and said, "Then do you want to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh? It is said that as long as you eat a piece of his flesh, you can live forever."

"I don't want to," Qin Yao said. "I can achieve immortality through cultivation. Relatively speaking, the price of eating Tang Sanzang's flesh is too high."

"What price?" Huang Mei blinked and asked in confusion.

"As a disciple of Maitreya Buddha, can't you see the truth of the Journey to the West?" Qin Yao retorted.

"What's the truth behind this?" Huang Mei asked, scratching his head.

Qin Yao smiled and shook his head: "Watch more video explanations of Journey to the West later, and you'll understand after watching more."

Huang Mei seemed to be thinking for a moment, then said, "I have a favor to ask of you."

Qin Yao's smile faltered slightly, and he said, "You want to go back to the Tang Dynasty."

"Hey," Huangmei said, "I just want to go back and check on things. My golden gong is still holding Sun Wukong."

Qin Yao fell into deep thought.

He knew very well that if he took Huang Mei back, something bad would definitely happen.

And this event may well be the beginning of the war to protect Earth.

If he doesn't bring Yellow Eyebrows back, he can avoid trouble, but who knows how long he'll have to wait before the mission is triggered.

“President You…” Huang Mei called out softly.

Qin Yao secretly breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, "Very well, I will grant your wish."

Huang Mei was overjoyed and jumped up on the spot: "Thank you so much, President You, you are my second parents!"

Qin Yao: "..."

This guy has learned a wide variety of things online!

Thinking of this, he smiled silently, took out the silly girl's phone with a flip of his hand, and turned it into human form with his voice: "Silly girl, activate the time travel function."

As soon as the words were spoken, a square green screen suddenly appeared in front of the human and the demon. It contained functions such as [communication], [transportation], [medical], [computer], [social order maintenance], and of course, the [time travel] function they needed.

next moment.

As soon as the silly girl had a thought, the screen immediately entered the second-level page of the time travel function, and the four options of [Time], [Location], [Character], and [Return] were presented to Qin Yao.

Looking at this efficient and convenient control platform, Qin Yao couldn't help but think to himself: This Zhonghua brand silly phone is essentially a system cheat code... (End of this chapter)