I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

"Please enter the time, location, and people," the silly girl prompted.

Qin Yao asked, "When did you take Huang Mei on the time travel?"

“上一次时空穿梭的具体时间为，公元641年5月4日14点08分13秒。”傻妞说道。

Qin Yao said, "Then set the time to 08 minutes and 14 seconds. The location is where you and Huang Mei traveled. The characters are me and Huang Mei, and of course, you too."

"Silly girl, received."

Silly Girl nodded, and her body suddenly transformed into countless numerical symbols, enveloping Qin Yao and Huang Mei like flowing water, taking them away from the spot in an instant.

next moment.

Silly Girl appeared in a time tunnel, holding Huang Mei's wrist with her left hand and Qin Yao's wrist with her right, and flew rapidly towards the designated location with the two of them.

"Wow, hiss..."

During the flight, Huang Mei looked around, constantly examining the countless images on the walls of the time tunnel, and exclaimed in amazement.

Last time, when he was dragged along by the human seed bag and forced to travel through time with the silly girl, he had no interest in watching these scenes.

Looking at it now, it's beyond imagination, even breathtaking.

"Silly girl, do you still have enough energy?" Qin Yao didn't look around much, but instead turned to ask the silly girl.

He remembered that in the original story, when Lu Xiaoqian and Sha Niu traveled through time to return to the Tang Dynasty to save Sun Wukong, Sha Niu was forced to land due to insufficient energy, thus arriving at the gate of Gao Lao Zhuang...

“Silly girl has plenty of energy.” Silly girl replied.

Qin Yao nodded and said, "That's good. If you ever run out of energy, just let me know and I'll recharge it for you."

Silly Girl said, "Please set the energy reminder percentage."

"Thirty percent, I guess," Qin Yao said.

"Setup successful. When energy consumption reaches 30%, an automatic energy consumption reminder will be issued," said Silly Girl.

Huang Mei watched this scene from the side, and a feeling of envy suddenly welled up in her heart.

If I could have a phone like that, and travel freely between different times and spaces, how wonderful would that life be?
"Boom."

Just as he was imagining this beautiful scene, the silly girl suddenly pulled them into a spacetime barrier, and they landed rapidly on a boundless wasteland.

Not far from where they landed, a golden bowl, as big as a house, stood prominently.

"You're back already?" Huang Mei stomped his foot on the ground, took a deep breath, and laughed, "What a familiar feeling."

Silly Girl silently released their wrists and said, "Transmigration successful. Please give me your instructions, Master."

Qin Yao smiled and said, "Stand by."

"Yes." The silly girl nodded.

Huang Mei licked his lips and asked, "Silly girl, do you have any girlfriends? Big girls or pretty girls or something..."

The silly girl remained silent, as if she hadn't heard his question at all.

Qin Yao said, "Silly girl, activate the mode for talking to strangers."

"Yes, Master." A green light flashed in the silly girl's eyes, and she said, "Barrier-free communication mode has been activated."

Upon hearing this, Huang Mei quickly asked the same question again.

"No."

Silly Girl shook her head and replied, "I am the first humanoid mobile phone of the Zhonghua brand, and there are no other models."

"Is there a second Silly Girl?" Huang Mei asked with a drooling look on his face.

Silly Girl said, "As of May 2nd, 2060, there is only one Silly Girl phone in the world. After that, the situation is unknown."

Huang Mei pressed further, "Then can you take us to after May 2nd, 2060? To be honest, I also want a Silly Girl phone."

The silly girl said, "It's possible to travel through time."

Huang Mei was overjoyed, and then looked expectantly at Qin Yao: "President You, um, I..."

"Release Sun Wukong and the others first, and I'll think about it," Qin Yao said.

"okay."

Huang Mei nodded heavily, then faced the golden bowl and chanted a spell. The huge golden bowl immediately split apart, turning into two streams of light that quickly fell into his palm.

"Monster, watch and fight."

As the golden bowl disappeared, a fat man and a thin man, a pig and a monkey, suddenly leaped out. The pig demon with a big belly and a long braid raised his rake and was about to rush towards Huang Mei.

"Pigsy, wait a minute."

Sun Wukong glanced at the two people standing next to Huang Mei, then grabbed Zhu Bajie's clothes.

"Brother Monkey, why are you stopping me?" Pigsy struggled.

“Fool, they let us go voluntarily, don’t be ungrateful,” Sun Wukong said.

Pigsy: "..."

"You beast, so this is where you are! I've been searching for you for ages!" Just then, a mighty voice suddenly echoed from the void.

Qin Yao's heart pounded, and he and the others looked up, only to see a venerable figure in a yellow robe, bald and round-bellied, with a string of Buddhist beads around his neck, riding on a cloud, exuding an extraordinary aura.

"Greetings, Master." Yellow Eyebrows bowed deeply.

Maitreya nodded, his gaze sweeping over everyone before finally settling on the silly girl. Just as he was about to speak, Sun Wukong suddenly shouted:

"You laughing monk, why did you have to come at this time of year? You've caused my brother and me so much suffering, and you still want to gain a favor?"

“Sun Wukong, show some respect to my master, otherwise…” Huang Mei said in a low voice.

"Child."

Maitreya called out to Huangmei, and then said with a kind and benevolent expression, "It's alright."

"Yes, Master," Huang Mei said, bowing.

Qin Yao suddenly spoke up: "Now that everyone is happy, we should head back. Huang Mei, until we meet again."

Huang Mei's expression changed slightly, and he said, "Then don't forget to come pick me up."

Qin Yao smiled and said, "No problem."

"Wait a minute." Just as he turned around with the silly girl, Maitreya suddenly said.

Qin Yao turned around and looked back, his smile unchanged: "May I ask what instruction Buddha has for me?"

Maitreya said with a smile, "You two are destined to meet me. Please come with me to Maitreya's Pure Land for a chat."

Qin Yao shook his head and said, "Sorry, we have other things to do... Maybe next time."

“We don’t know when we’ll meet again, so let’s do it this time,” Maitreya said.

Qin Yao said, "Please, Buddha, do not force me to do something I cannot accept."

Maitreya waved his hand: "No, this humble monk is extending a warm invitation."

Sun Wukong frowned and said, "Maitreya Buddha, they didn't want to go in the first place, so why force them?"

While Maitreya turned to look at the monkey, Qin Yao silently grasped the silly girl's wrist and whispered in her ear, "Silly girl, time travel, run back in time!"

He knew perfectly well that there was a law in this world: no two versions of oneself can exist in the same space-time! That's why, in the original drama, when Lu Xiaoqian asked Sha Niu to take him ten years into the future, Sha Niu told him that she couldn't do it.

However, the fact that Huang Mei, Zhu Bajie, and the Bull Demon King could travel from ancient times to the modern era suggests that by 2006, the myriad gods and Buddhas had disappeared.

There must have been an untold but magnificent story that happened in between.

But that's not the most important thing. The most important thing is that since Huang Mei and his group could appear in 2006, then Maitreya could definitely do the same.

Given this premise, he can only run against the flow of time in order to escape his opponent's clutches!

The silly girl, unaware of his deep considerations, regarded obeying orders as her sacred duty, and instantly transformed into countless numerical symbols, enveloping his entire body.

Maitreya suddenly turned around, raised his hand and pointed, and the space-time around Qin Yao was imprisoned.

However, Qin Yao also cultivated the laws of spacetime. He formed hand seals and cast spells, and thousands of golden spacetime talismans shone brightly, breaking the tight band and allowing the silly girl to take her body into the time tunnel.

Without the slightest hesitation, Maitreya immediately transformed into a golden light and followed closely behind Qin Yao, disappearing into the tunnel together.

"Master, wait for me!"

Yellow Eyebrows yelled and suddenly flew up, rushing towards the tunnel entrance opened by Silly Girl.

But by then it was too late; when he flew to this spot, the tunnel entrance had completely vanished into the void…

"Stop looking, you idiot, let's hurry up and go find our master," Sun Wukong suddenly said from the grass.

Pigsy suddenly realized what was happening and muttered, "Brother Monkey, it's him, it must be him! I recognize that golden talisman!"

Sun Wukong blinked and asked, "What golden talisman? You idiot, are you delirious?"

In the time tunnel.

During rapid flight.

Seeing the golden light behind him getting closer and closer, like a death knell, Qin Yao suddenly transmitted his voice: "Silly girl, break through the space-time barrier immediately!"

Silly Girl nodded, grabbed his body, and slammed him into the spacetime wall beside her, disappearing into the passage.

In an instant, Maitreya appeared as a beam of light, stopping abruptly before the spacetime barrier where they had vanished. He raised his hand and pressed it down, but sensed a magnificent divine power that he could not resist.

With a slight shift in his mind, his body suddenly transformed into countless tiny golden rays, crashing with all his might against the space-time barrier.

"boom!"

With a deafening roar, beams of golden light were suddenly thrown back, crashing against the spacetime wall on one side and then slid down, reforming into the shape of Maitreya.

"The power of heaven."

Raising his hand to wipe away a smear of golden blood from the corner of his mouth, Maitreya slowly stood up, his brows furrowed in solemnity.

He is revered as the Future Buddha among the Three Buddhas, and his main cultivation is the Law of Space and Time. However, he cannot travel between different timelines, let alone wait for his own future.

Therefore, upon discovering in secret that the man and woman did not belong to the past or the present, he was overjoyed and even took the initiative to show himself and invite them to Maitreya's Pure Land.

Unfortunately... all efforts were in vain!
"I will definitely catch you! I need your help in my cultivation!!!"

Before long, Maitreya silently clenched his fists, then suddenly roared to the sky. Golden waves of energy surged out from his body, sweeping across the space-time barrier, but they could not penetrate it in the slightest.

Old times.

Gao Laozhuang.

As the void in front of the door trembled, two figures suddenly materialized and appeared at the doorway.

This scene was witnessed by the servant who was hanging lanterns at the door. He immediately knelt down and shouted, "This humble servant is highly talented and pays his respects to the two immortals."

"Gao Cai... this is Gao Village?"

Qin Yao looked up at the plaque of the Gao residence, a strange expression flashing across his face.

He never expected that even with his original destiny collapsing like this, the silly girl would still bring him to Gao Village.

Is it a coincidence?
Or is it fate?

"That's right, this is Gao Village. May I ask if you two immortals have come to rescue my young lady?" Gao Cai asked with a face full of anticipation.

The silly girl asked, "What trouble has your young lady encountered?"

Gao Cai, barely suppressing his excitement and joy, quickly said, "There's a pig demon who wants to take my young lady for himself. Today is the wedding day he's set, and he'll probably be here soon."

Silly Girl turned to Qin Yao and said, "Master, Silly Girl suggests you activate the social order maintenance function."

Qin Yao knew that this function would allow him to control the silly girl and conduct a real-life version of controlled combat.

In the original story, a scientist who controlled the silly girl was able to fight Sun Wukong. So, if he controlled the silly girl himself, his power would definitely be even greater.

However, with his current strength, he really doesn't need such a cheat code to deal with Zhu Bajie, and he doesn't even need to show his face!
"Gao Cai, take us to see your master."

"Yes, please follow me," Gao Cai said excitedly.

In the blink of an eye, they entered through the main gate and walked into the central hall. An elderly man dressed in brocade robes saw them and immediately frowned, asking, "Gao Cai, who are these two?"

“Master, those two are celestial beings from heaven, sent specifically to rescue Miss,” Gao Cai replied.

Old Master Gao's heart skipped a beat. He looked at the two men again and realized that they did not resemble ordinary people. An expectant look appeared on his face: "May I ask if this is true, you two?"

"That's it."

Qin Yao said, "Grandpa, please bring your daughter out so I can see her. I will then transform into her and subdue the pig demon."

"Yes, yes, yes," the old man replied repeatedly, and hurriedly said, "Gao Cai, go quickly, go quickly, bring the young lady here..."

half an hour.

Under the clear blue sky, a gust of demonic wind carrying stones and sand swept into the Gao residence. Then, a figure emerged from the wind with a round face, short hair, a pig nose, and big ears. He was wearing a brocade robe, but looked quite out of place. It was none other than the former Marshal Tianpeng, now the pig demon Zhu Ganglie.

"My wife, my wife, I'm here."

At this moment, Zhu Ganglie glanced around and quickly spotted his beloved in the bridal chamber decorated with the double happiness symbol. He wiped the drool from his mouth and pushed the door open with a smile.

On the bed, Qin Yao, who had transformed into Gao Cuilan, looked up and said loudly, "Zhu Ganglie, what are you doing here?"

Pigsy was taken aback and said, "I've come to get married!"

"No, no, no, what I'm asking is, why are you in the human world?" Qin Yao said.

Zhu Bajie scratched his head: "Wife, why are you acting strange today?"

Qin Yao said, "That's because I heard something, but I don't know if it's true or not."

Pigsy stared into the other's eyes and asked, "What is it?"

"Were you Marshal Tianpeng in the Heavenly Palace in your past life?" Qin Yao asked.

Pigsy's heart skipped a beat: "Wife, who told you this?"

"It doesn't matter who you heard it from, what matters is that the other party also said that you are destined by heaven."

"Zhu Ganglie, have you considered this? If you force me to marry, will you still be qualified to fulfill this destiny?" Qin Yao said.

Zhu Ganglie was silent for a moment, then said, "If it weren't for me, Old Pig, where would your Gao family's wealth and honor come from?"
Therefore, it is only right for me to marry you, and no one can say anything about it.

Destiny? What a load of rubbish, destiny is better off gone.

Qin Yao said, "So you want to do this?"

Pigsy lunged at him, roaring, "No matter what, I must consummate our marriage today, or I will die with regrets!" (End of Chapter)