Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Chapter 540 The sound of the hanging, hilarious audience
Guo Xiaogang hurriedly said: "My own people must not say that, it will make people laugh."

Zhang Xiaodao: "I also heard someone say it yesterday, and they even made up a couple of jingles for me!"

Guo Xiaogang knew that Zhang Xiao was about to shake off his burden, and asked, "What jingle, let's hear it."

Zhang Xiaodao: "That's what he said, if my sister comes to see me, don't come to Deyun's Nest. There are many hooligans in Deyun's Nest, and the leader of the gangsters is surnamed Guo."

"As soon as he said this, I immediately felt that our Deyunju is really popular!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"Appreciate~~~"

Everyone at the scene leaned forward and back with laughter.

Guo Xiaogang praised secretly in his heart, but his face deliberately showed annoyed expression, saying: "Who said this, you let him stand up, I insist on breaking up with him."

Zhang Xiaodao: "In fact, everyone knows this jingle. If you don't believe me, you can ask, there are many hooligans in Deyun..."

The audience in the audience shouted in unison: "The rogue leader is surnamed Guo~"

"Hahaha~"

The atmosphere at the scene exploded instantly.

Guo Xiaogang looked at Yu Qian and said, "Teacher Yu, I regret letting him take the stage now."

Yu Qian echoed: "I suspect that this jingle was just made up by him.":
Zhang Xiao took over the quarrel and said, "Teacher Yu, be more confident and remove the word doubt."

"Woo~~~"

"ha ha aha!"

Everyone laughed even louder.

Guo Xiaogang said: "Mr. Zhang, I never expected that you are such a person."

Yu Qian echoed, "That's right, if you deliberately spread messages, we can sue you in court."

Zhang Xiao glanced at Yu Qian, and said: "Teacher Yu, you think you can only talk about Mr. Guo's jingle, but let me tell you, you are even worse. You have been made into songs and sung everywhere."

"No, don't sing for me." Yu Qian hurriedly said: "Brother, you have nothing to do here, you can go down."

"No~~~" Guo Xiaogang yelled loudly and said, "I want to hear it, I really want to hear it."

Yu Qian said angrily: "Guo Xiaogang, which side are you with?"

Guo Xiaogang replied: "I am on the same side as my parents. Everyone, do you want to hear it?"

The audience shouted in unison: "I want to hear it!"

Zhang Xiao waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I'm afraid Teacher Yu will sue me in court."

Guo Xiaogang said: "Mr. Zhang, you can rest assured about this. If he really dares to sue you, more than 1000 of us will prove to you that you didn't sing anything."

"Yes!" The audience in the audience also shouted.

Zhang Xiao slapped his thigh fiercely, and said: "Okay, then I'll make a fool of myself."

"Oh my God, the toe is leaking from the broken shoe;"

"The teacher asked me to pay the tuition, I said wait for two days~"

"···"

This is a ditty composed by Zhang Helun, Guo Xiaogang's apprentice on Earth, called "Broken Shoes Leaking Rubber Tips", and Zhang Xiao directly took it and used it.

Not to mention, this ditty really rhymed, and the tune was simple. Zhang Xiao only sang a few lines, and more than 1000 audience members spontaneously kept up with the beat.

"I'm barefoot without shoes, it's snowing outside;"

"The little girl next door saw it, her eyes were full of tears;"

"She is my darling, named Xiaojuan'er;"

"Closing the moon is ashamed, the fish and the wild goose are like a fish and a wild goose, she is two laps fatter than me;"

"Now that she has money, she can be a mistress for others;"

"Deyun Curie, who talks about cross talk, calls it Yu Qian'er!"

"···"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

When Zhang Xiao sang the last two lines, the audience burst out laughing.

Guo Xiaogang laughed even louder on stage.

Until the audience finished laughing, he still held his stomach and kept laughing.

Zhang Xiao and Yu Qian immediately realized that this was a burden, and Qi Qi looked at him with strange eyes.

Guo Xiaogang seemed to sense the gaze of the two, and looked up.

The three of them looked at each other, and none of them spoke, but this scene made people laugh out loud.

"Ouch I'm going!"

"Haha, I laughed so hard."

"The silence speaks!"

"···"

Yu Qian on the stage said, "Why don't you laugh to death?"

Guo Xiaogang said: "I'm sorry, Teacher Yu, we have been working together for so long, and I didn't even know that I have a sister-in-law Xiaojuan. Another day, I will be the host and let's sit together."

"Pull you down!" Yu Qian shouted directly.

"Hahaha!" The audience was amused again.

Qilin on the backstage saw the performance of the three and said with admiration, "It's amazing."

Yue Xiaopeng said: "Da Lin, do Master and the others have a book?"

Qilin shook his head and said, "No, all of them are ready-made."

Yue Xiaopeng exclaimed: "Oh my God, the performances that are hanging out can be performed to this level."

Sun Yuedao: "The impromptu performance of the three cross talk masters is so wonderful."

On the stage, Zhang Xiao patted his forehead, and said: "Look at my brain, I'm too busy composing songs, Mr. Guo, Mr. Yu, why did you ask me to come up?"

Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian looked at each other and said in unison, "Just play."

Zhang Xiao asked: "What are you playing?"

Guo Xiaogang said: "Actually, Teacher Yu and I will talk about some brain teasers next time. Since you are here, how about we just test you?"

"Brain teaser? Zhang Xiao said with a look of disdain: "Pediatric stuff. "

Yu Qiandao: "Oh, the tone is quite loud!"

Zhang Xiaodao: "Let me ask you, what age group are these questions for?"

Guo Xiaogang asked back: "Which age group do you want to answer?"

Zhang Xiaoli said bluntly: "As far as my brain is concerned, no matter how I say it, I must be over three years old.":
Yu Qian shook his head and said, "You are also in this age group."

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Guo Xiaogang said: "Come on, please listen to the question, what kind of pants do you wear to look young?"

"Seven points..." Zhang Xiao drew a long voice, saw that Guo Xiaogang's expression was not quite right, and immediately changed his words: "The cropped pants must be wrong."

"Huh~~~" The audience booed.

Guo Xiaogang was overjoyed, and said: "Did you hear that, everyone is laughing at you!"

Zhang Xiao said indifferently: "It doesn't matter, since they are all on stage to talk about cross talk, why do you have to be ashamed?"

"Hahaha!" These words made the audience laugh again.

Yu Qiandao: "Don't waste time, give the answer quickly."

Zhang Xiao thought for a while, then suddenly he said, "I thought of it, it's diapers, my daughter is wearing them now, right?"

Guo Xiaogang said: "You answered this question correctly. Please listen to the second question: Monkey King has been suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years. May I ask what song he wants to sing most in the dead of night?"

Zhang Xiao replied without hesitation: "I don't know."

Yu Qiandao: "You don't know how to shout too confidently!"

Zhang Xiao asked back: "Then what song do you think he can sing?"

Yu Qiandao: "It's not easy. The 'Stone Monkey' in the dead of night is the time to be homesick."

"Haha~!" The audience burst into laughter.

Zhang Xiao waved his hand and said, "It's not interesting. You all have prepared these questions. It's not interesting. I'll give you a few, and you two can guess. How about it?"

Guo Xiaogang said: "If we guess, it must be at least five years old."

Yu Qiandao: "We can't aim too high, let's be four years old!"

(End of this chapter)