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Chapter 541 Brain teaser, four years old is too tall

"Woo~~~"

At this time, Guo Xiaogang, Yu Qian, and Zhang Xiao on the stage were already playing crazy, and the audience also went crazy.

Anyone can see that the three of them did not have any preparations or rehearsals before.

Under such circumstances, being able to talk about cross talk to this level is simply amazing.

Zhang Xiao on the stage said: "Well, I will give you a four-year-old. Please listen to the questions. It is said that Mr. Guo walked in the desert for three days, and his thirsty throat was about to smoke, and suddenly appeared in front of him. Take two basins of water."

"One basin is Teacher Yu's footwashing water, and the other basin is Teacher Yu's excrement. May I ask Teacher Guo, which one do you choose to drink?"

Guo Xiaogang didn't want to understand the mechanism inside, so he turned his head to look at Yu Qian, who glanced at him and said, "What are you looking at me for, they are asking you."

Guo Xiaogang said: "Okay, I will first choose the teacher's footwashing water."

Zhang Xiao intentionally made a disgusting gesture, and said, "Teacher Yu, Teacher Guo is too perverted to drink your footwashing water."

Yu Qiandao: "If you don't drink the foot-washing water, do you still drink something else?"

"Exactly!" Guo Xiaogang also echoed, "If it were you and you had to choose one, what would you drink?"

Zhang Xiaoli replied bluntly: "Such an obvious question, do I still have to choose, of course it is to drink those two basins of water."

Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian were dumbfounded at the same time.

The audience in the audience burst into laughter.

"Oh, I'll go, Xiao Shen is too bad, I like it so much."

"I feel that Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu will be played badly today."

"Why haven't I understood what it means?"

"Don't you understand? Xiao Shen said that there are two basins of water, one basin of water for washing feet and one basin of excrement, and these two basins of water are real water, it's just that God Xiao connected them."

"Oh, I see, Xiao Shen is too deceitful!"

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Zhang Xiao on the stage shook his head and sighed: "With such an IQ, I still go on stage to talk about cross talk, I'm ashamed for the two of you."

Yu Qian said angrily: "Stop making sarcastic remarks and continue. Today I have to discuss an explanation for my IQ."

Guo Xiaogang echoed, "That's right, that's right, come up with the question quickly."

Zhang Xiao smiled and continued: "Excuse me, among the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, who has the longest legs?"

"gold!"

"Wrong, it's fire, because of ham sausage."

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"May I ask which plant is the most honest?"

"squirrel!"

"Wrong, it's Basho, because I'm honest."

"One pig is bought for one thousand, and two pigs are sold for one hundred thousand. May I ask why?"

"Because there are piglets in the pig's belly."

"Wrong, because two-headed pigs are very rare, and the rarest is the most expensive."

Zhang Xiao shook out some of the brain teasers he had heard on the earth, directly confused Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian, and made the audience laugh out loud.

Sitting under the stage watching, Yang Mi burst into tears and said, "Reba, is your brother-in-law very talented?"

Reba was also blushing with a smile at the moment, and said: "If I didn't know that my brother-in-law hadn't communicated with these two for rehearsal, I wouldn't believe it if I was killed. They would hang it out on the spot."

Yang Mi nodded, and said: "That's true, they cooperate very well, maybe this is the tacit understanding between cross talk masters!"

After asking nine questions in a row, Zhang Xiao shouted: "The last question, parrot, phoenix, or peacock, which one is suitable to be a waiter?"

Guo Xiaogang immediately replied: "Fenghuang, Fenghuang is beautiful and can be the front desk."

"Wrong!" Yu Qian quickly corrected, "It's a parrot. The parrot has a clever mouth and can say welcome."

Zhang Xiao looked at the eyes of the two, as if he was looking at two fools, and said: "I really don't know what to say about you, you dare to challenge such a high question as a four-year-old."

"Come on, let's find an audience member to answer."

After finishing speaking, he pointed to a beautiful woman in the first row under the stage and said, "Come on, this beautiful woman, please tell them, the correct answer is~~~"

The beauty stood up and said, "It's a peacock."

Yu Qian asked, "Why?"

The beauty replied: "Because peacocks can open bottles."

Zhang Xiao smiled and said, "This beauty, please come and tell them, how old is this brain teaser?"

The beauty stretched out three fingers and said, "I was three years old, and I gave this question to my son."

"Pretty." Zhang Xiao directly gave the beauty a thumbs up.

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience at the scene burst into laughter.

Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian were also very happy to see this scene, but there was a bewildered expression on their faces.

Zhang Xiao put his hands behind his back, walked around the two of them twice, and said, "Three-year-olds can't even handle their brain teasers, yet they still brag about wanting to be a four-year-old, isn't it embarrassing?"

Guo Xiaogang picked up the towel, wiped the sweat off his face, and said, "Okay, okay, Mr. Zhang, it's almost done. To the audience, let me explain in advance. In fact, we have been preparing for today's performance for half a month. gone."

"Teacher Yu and I both know the answers to these questions, just to amuse you guys on purpose."

Yu Qian also quickly echoed: "Hey, yes, we have practiced countless times in private, and I almost spit out the correct answer just now."

"Woo~~~" The audience booed one after another.

Yu Qiandao: "What are you all talking about, if you can't, ask him~"

After speaking, he raised his finger and pointed at Zhang Xiao.

Zhang Xiao was taken aback, pointed to his nose and said, "Ask me?"

"That's right, tell them, is this the ambition we have researched?" Yu Qian winked at Zhang Xiao while talking.

Zhang Xiao coughed and said: "Mr. Guo, Mr. Yu, there's no need to do this. It doesn't commit crimes with a lower IQ. It's no big deal. Are you willing to lie?"

"Besides, the whole world knows that I've been filming "Forrest Gump" all this time. How can I have time to create cross talk with you? Do you really think that the IQ of the audience is the same as the two of you?"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

Seeing the loveless faces of Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian, more than 1000 spectators laughed like crazy.

Guo Xiaogang pointed to Zhang Xiao, and said, "Fortunately, you didn't enter the world of cross talk, otherwise, with your temperament, you will definitely offend countless people."

Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "Well, I admit this, just like you."

Guo Xiaogang retorted: "What does it mean to be like me? My popularity in the circle is well-known."

Zhang Xiao said lightly, "You don't need to explain in such a hurry, my family has been connected to the Internet for a long time."

Guo Xiaogang was speechless.

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Zhang Xiao talked for a total of half an hour on the stage. Although it was the first time to cooperate with Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian, even though they had not rehearsed in advance and informed each other, the cooperation of the three was seamless. Not a single piece of baggage was let down.

The audience laughed wildly, applauded, screamed, and shouted endlessly.

At the end, Guo Xiaogang said: "Okay, that's it for today. The time is almost up. Let me tell you a few words of truth. I am very happy tonight to have a cross talk with Mr. Zhang."

"During the half hour or so, we didn't make any preparations for all the content before, and everything was edited and said on stage."

“It is really satisfying for us to be able to achieve this effect.”

"Mr. Zhang, tell me a few words!"

(End of this chapter)