Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

As long as Zhang Xiao can think of it, there is basically it here. The whole courtyard is composed of one big courtyard and four small courtyards, and each courtyard is connected by a Ruyi gate.

The face of the compound is [-] square meters. The main room and wing rooms are all modern designs, and all kinds of entertainment facilities are also available.

The other four courtyards are basically about [-] square meters, and the decoration is similar.

Wang Lan said: "It took more than a year to decorate this courtyard, and it cost almost [-] million yuan. All the materials are the best, and there is no smell of formaldehyde from the benefactor of Pinellia."

"God Xiao, how do you feel?"

Zhang Xiao nodded and said: "Well, it's very good, Miss Wang, I heard that Heyuan has kept this one for a full year, why hasn't it been sold yet? There should be no shortage of rich people in our country. "

Wang Lan said: "There is indeed no shortage of rich people in Huaguo, but there is a lack of rich people who can take out 82 billion points at once. Even if it is two bosses Ma, it is a bit of a headache if they want to take out 82 billion in cash at once. Don't talk about other rich people."

Yang Mi asked puzzledly: "Who is the owner of this house? They can afford such a big courtyard."

Wang Lan said: "The owner of the house is not one, but three, two from the Huaguo, one from the Lighthouse, and the largest courtyard belongs to the Lighthouse. He discussed with the other two owners and decided to connect these courtyards together. sell."

Yang Mi suddenly realized, and then said with a smile: "If it is sold separately, five sets of courtyard houses can sell for 82 billion at most, but now they are connected together, and they can buy [-] billion. These three rich people really know Do business."

Wang Lan said: "If you can take out 82 billion rich people at one time, I am afraid that there will be only Xiao Shen in the entire Hua Kingdom."

Yang Mi waved her hand and said, "Miss Wang, don't give him a high hat. What he says doesn't count. I hope you can tell us the truth. What's the lowest price? If it's suitable, we'll buy it this afternoon. Just give the money."

Wang Lan was taken aback for a moment, and said, "No need for a loan? Is it a one-time payment?"

"Of course." Yang Mi said.

Wang Lan nodded and said, "Wait a minute, I'm going to have a video conference with the three homeowners to discuss."

"Please." Yang Mi said.

After Wang Lan left, Zhang Xiao smiled and said, "What do you think?"

"Very good, it's very big here."

"Yes, I really like it here too."

Hearing Yang Mi's words, Zhang Xiao couldn't help being happy, and said: "Mimi, the speed at which you change your face is because you went to Tianfu to study, right?"

Yang Mi said: "Women are fickle, especially pregnant women, haven't you heard of it?"

Zhang Xiao curled his lips and said, "Okay, you are the boss now, everything you say is right."

After 15 minutes, Wang Lan came over and said, "Miss Yang, if you pay in one lump sum, the minimum price is 80 billion."

Yang Mi glanced at Zhang Xiao, Zhang Xiao nodded, and said: "Okay, I bought it, Miss Wang, when will the relevant transfer procedures be completed?"

Wang Lan forcibly suppressed the joy in her heart, and said, "Sign the contract this afternoon, and transfer the ownership tomorrow morning."

"Then hurry up." Zhang Xiao said.

Wang Lan asked, "Whose name is written on the account?"

Zhang Xiao pointed to Yang Mi, and said, "Write about her."

Wang Lan nodded and said, "Okay!"

When Yang Mi's parents saw that Zhang Xiao directly gave their daughter a house worth 80 billion, they all nodded secretly.

The next morning, Zhang Xiao went to Sunny TV to rehearse with Mary and Du Xiaoyu for a day. When he got home, he found Yang Mi and Reba packing their things.

So he said in surprise: "I'll go, your speed is too fast."

Yang Mi said: "The contract has been signed, and the real estate certificate has been obtained. Of course, we must go there as soon as possible. Compared with my small villa that has been around for nearly 20 years, living in a courtyard is more comfortable."

Zhang Xiao said: "Okay, if you have any work, let others do it. The first few months are the high incidence of miscarriage, so don't be tired."

Yang Mi said with a half-smile, "Are you caring about me, or the child in my belly?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "Of course everyone cares about it. If you want to eat, I'll make it for you."

Yang Mi's eyes lit up, and she said, "I want to eat hot pot."

"No, that thing is too angry."

"Then hairy blood is flourishing."

"No, it's too spicy, and it's not suitable."

"Where's the pickled fish?"

"No, if you eat too much of that stuff, it's easy to get angry."

Yang Mi heard that this is not okay, and that is not okay, so she angrily picked up a pillow and hit it, saying: "Nothing is okay, are you deliberately finding fault?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "I'll cook you a crucian carp soup, cook potatoes and beef, and serve it with some side dishes, okay?"

"Whatever you want." Yang Mi said with a lack of interest.

Zhang Xiao smiled slightly, and went into the kitchen to prepare dinner.

The next day, Zhang Xiao and his family moved into the courtyard.

However, as the so-called celebrity has no secrets, the news that Zhang Xiao spent 80 billion to buy the most expensive private courtyard house in Beijing was quickly spread on the Internet, which immediately aroused heated discussions among netizens.

"My God, I'm so envious."

"To buy a courtyard house for 80 billion, only Xiao Shen can do it."

"Speaking of which, what kind of super courtyard house is [-] square meters?"

"Xiao Shen really doesn't make a move, but if he makes a move, it will be amazing."

"Those second-generation rich people who like to show off their wealth can learn a lot. The real rich never need to show off their wealth."

"Xiao Shen belongs to the rich generation, how can the structure be comparable to those of the so-called rich second generation?"

"Isn't Xiao Shen known as the number one philanthropist in China? Why don't you keep the donation?"

"Upstairs, you are here purely to scold me."

"Moral kidnapping must not be used on Xiao Shen, otherwise, you will be scolded bloody by the whole network."

"Xiao Shen took both the old man and Reba, do you think Xiao Shen will accept Reba?"

"Actually, the law doesn't stipulate that you can't marry two wives. It's just that many people don't have the money to marry them. People like Xiao Shen are completely capable."

"If God Xiao really took Reba away, I would absolutely agree with it."

"Yeah, look how happy Yang Mi is now, I hope Reba can be happy too."

"···"

Zhang Xiao didn't care about the comments on the Internet.

In order to ensure everything is safe, Zhang Xiao has been rehearsing for the New Year's Eve morning meeting, and he didn't even start the promotion of "Planet of the Apes".

However, given his popularity in China, it doesn't make much difference whether he does publicity or not.

By the time the party started on the 28th, the pre-sale box office of "Planet of the Apes" had reached 11 billion.

As for the European and American regions, the current box office has exceeded [-] million US dollars.

"Zhang Xiao, when is your kid planning to treat you?"

Seeing Zhang Xiao who had just put on makeup in the backstage of Sunny TV, Yu Qian asked.

Zhang Xiao said with a smile: "I'll treat you after the work of "Planet of the Apes" is over, and the red envelopes for you and Mr. Guo should not be too big, just give them 800 million yuan."

Upon hearing this, Guo Xiaogang said, "Well... Teacher Yu, I don't know him very well, and it was a bit inconvenient in the past. You should give the 1000 million red envelope yourself."

The outside world does not know that Yang Mi is pregnant with a second child, but some friends in the circle still know about it. In addition, Zhang Xiao bought an 80 billion super courtyard house, moved wine and so on, so they wanted to let It was Zhang Xiao's treat.

Yu Qian touched the tip of his nose and said, "Actually, I don't know him very well either."

"Hahahaha!" Everyone in the background laughed.

This time, Sunny TV almost caught all the popular stars.

After Zhang Xiao chatted with everyone for a while, he went to dressing room No. [-] to get ready.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the New Year's Eve morning meeting of Sunny TV officially began.

The first two programs were singing and dancing, which ended soon.

Zhang Xiao's skit "Can't Help" was the third program, and it won thunderous applause from the audience as soon as he appeared on the stage.

I saw Zhang Xiao wearing a shabby military overcoat, dragging a bicycle with scooped rims in his hand, his face was haggard, he looked more than ten years older than usual, his eyes were full of helplessness and sadness.

"You say that I have one biggest shortcoming, which is that I meddle too much!"

Zhang Xiao walked to the center of the stage and said, "No, just now I saw a car with its trunk open on the road, so I rode behind and chased after it, thinking about telling that person."

"As a result, he slammed on the brakes, and I got into his trunk."

"I just climbed out, a kind policeman came over, patted my shoulder and said, you are fully responsible."

"I lost 200 yuan to others, do you think I am meddling in my own business?"

"I swear, if I meddle in other people's business in the future, I won't be called Zhen Jian, I'll be called Zhen, he's a bitch."

A super-long appearance line caused the audience to burst into laughter.

"This is Zhen Jian's comeback!"

"Zhen Jian, who was named after Hao Jian, came out again, let's see who is the cheapest."

"Xiao Shen's funny skills are really no worse than anyone else's, it's too good."

"I'm ready to laugh."

"···"

Like crosstalk actors and sketch actors on stage, the first impression is very important. If you can use your humorous lines or actions to catch the audience's laughter at once, then you can get twice the result with half the effort.

Sometimes even saying something that is not burdensome can make people laugh for a long time.

For Zhang Xiao, who has god-level acting skills, this is not difficult.

Mary, who played the role of the old lady, came out staggeringly with a fan.

"Ouch!!!" Suddenly, Mary fell down to the ground.

The corners of Zhang Xiao's mouth twitched, his eyelids drooped, and he murmured: "I didn't see anything!"

Mary said: "Oh~~"

Zhang Xiao said: "Oh~~"

Mary said: "Oh~~"

Zhang Xiao replied: "Oh~~"

Mary said, "Oh, my God."

"Okay, you won." Zhang Xiao showed a wry smile, turned around and squatted in front of Mary, and asked, "Auntie, did you fall?"

Mary said with a look of pain, "Oh, my elbow!"

"Alas, my Porlingerie!"

"Oh, my waist disc!"

"Oh...it doesn't hurt at all!"

The last sentence made the audience burst into laughter.

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"Mary is too funny!"

"Since it doesn't hurt anymore, why are you talking so much?"

"I thought it was all in pain?"

There was applause everywhere.

Zhang Xiao said speechlessly: "Auntie, it's been a while, so don't use the elimination method, since it doesn't hurt, let's stand up and try to see if we can take two steps?"

Mary nodded and said, "That's fine, I'll try."

Mary lay on the ground kicking her legs and doing a 360-degree spin.

Zhang Xiao exclaimed: "Oh, you can go, but you are going according to the schedule."

The funny actions and humorous lines immediately exploded the scene.

"Oh, I'm going."

"Not to mention, this move is really according to the watch."

"This is going to kill me laughing."

"I feel that there may be more exciting things in the future."

"···"

The performance continued. After the turn, Mary supported her waist and said in surprise, "Oh, why does my hip suddenly hurt?"

Zhang Xiao replied: "That's for sure. I was grinding when I was turning just now. It's good that it didn't catch fire. Come on, aunt, I'll help you up."

As Zhang Xiao said, he wanted to help Mary up.

Seeing Zhang Xiao's face, Mary said, "Oh, young man, your face is bruised and purple, and it's hard enough for you to fall!"

Zhang Xiao laughed and said, "I'm fine."

Mary praised: "You are a good boy, and you know how to help aunt up. If it were someone else, I would have already run away after the collision."

When Zhang Xiao heard this, the smile on his face froze immediately, and the movement of his hands also stopped, and then he gently put Mary on the ground.

Seeing this scene, the netizens in the webcast room came out.

"There's a conflict out there."

"It turns out that this skit focuses on social issues."

"A month ago, an old man fell to the ground, and the young man went up to help him, and was extorted 5 yuan from him. Now everyone dare not do a good job."

"That's right, that's right, I heard that the old man didn't get any benefits, and he was stabbed in the back by the neighbors, why bother?"

"On the short video some time ago, an old man fell to the ground, and no one dared to help him anymore. Thinking about it, it is really a tragedy for society."

"Xiao Shen's list is too big, he dared to touch this kind of subject, maybe something will happen."

"I hope there will be a happy ending, otherwise, God Xiao will be in big trouble."

"···"

On the stage, Zhang Xiao explained: "Auntie, you fell into a daze, and it was so sudden!"

"You fell by yourself. When you fell, I was still ten meters away."

After speaking, he raised his finger and pointed to the bicycle waiting for him in place, and said, "Look, it's my bicycle, the evidence is solid."

Mary exclaimed: "Oh, the rims of the car are all like that. After a long time, I flew over from there. Can I still save it? Oh..."

Zhang Xiao was completely stupefied at this moment. He closed his eyes, looked at his bicycle, and said, "Oh, my god, this is indeed a bit like the scene of an accident, but aunt is not what you think. The car was rear-ended."

Mary immediately supported her waist and screamed, "Oh, my tailbone."

Zhang Xiao hurriedly said: "I'm talking about rear-end, not tail-bone, I'm talking about the bumper, you're talking about the base of the tail."

Mary cried bitterly, and said: "It's over, the root of the tail was smashed during the New Year's Eve, it's all right, Sui Sui is safe."

"Hahaha!"

"Sui Sui Ping An? You are so talented."

"Return the bumper, the root of the tail, I really laughed to death."

"It's over, Xiao Shen really can't clean himself up by jumping into the Yellow River now."

"Both of them responded very quickly, but Xiao Shen was still not cautious enough. He just said not to meddle in other people's business, but turned around and started again."

"By the way, the old lady Mary is really good at acting."

"···"

The audience all burst out laughing.

Zhang Xiao said earnestly: "I said aunt, you should remember carefully, no one really bumped into you."

Mary said angrily: "No one hit me, I can fly more than ten meters away, if you hit me, I'm going abroad now?"