Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Zhang Xiao said anxiously: "No, aunt, what is your identity? Can you go abroad without a visa or what? Besides, you didn't fly ten meters away!"

Mary retorted: "How many meters does it take to fly? It's at this time, is it meaningful for you to compare the three meters and two meters?"

Zhang Xiao pointed upwards, and said, "Okay, aunt, let's not talk about it anymore, let's look at the pictures and talk, fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys..."

Speaking of this, Zhang Xiao paused, looked at the broken camera on the pole, and said, "Where is the head? It's over, the head is gone, and if this entanglement continues, there will be no head. I can't wash it even if I jump into the Yellow River." It's clear!"

Mary sneered and said, "Why, you still want to leave?"

Zhang Xiao shook his head and said, "Let's go? I must not be in a hurry, I have to run."

"Pfft!"

"Hahahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.

At this moment, Passerby A played by Du Xiaoyu appeared.

Zhang Xiao was startled, hurriedly pushed the cart and hid.

"Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry... wait..."

Du Xiaoyu was walking while making a phone call. When he saw Mary screaming, he stopped immediately and said, "Daughter-in-law, I saw an old lady fall down on the road, so everyone help her."

"Why do you think the current social atmosphere has become like this? Others don't care, I care."

Du Xiaoyu said the word "I care" with great pride, which won a lot of applause and applause from the audience.

To everyone's surprise, this upright old man didn't seem to be trying to save people.

He took out his mobile phone and said to Mary, "Auntie, don't move, let's take a picture, and I'll post a message on the Internet right away, condemning this kind of behavior, and let everyone comment on it."

"Daughter-in-law, remember to give me a like."

"Oh, this old lady fell, it's so miserable."

Du Xiaoyu left quickly while lowering his head and fiddling with the phone.

"I go."

"Who is this?"

"It's really shameless."

"···"

There was an uproar at the scene.

Zhang Xiao looked at Du Xiaoyu's leaving back foolishly, and cursed angrily: "Miss, if you don't help me, what is it?"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiao really couldn't get over the hurdle of his own conscience, so he stepped forward to negotiate with the other party. The two cooperated perfectly, making everyone laugh.

Soon, Du Xiaoyu changed his clothes, played the role of passer-by B, and came up on his bicycle.

Seeing him, Zhang Xiao couldn't help being overjoyed, and quickly stepped forward to stop him, saying: "Hey, big brother."

Du Xiaoyu stopped his bicycle and asked, "What's the matter, young man?"

Zhang Xiao pointed at Mary and said, "There is an old lady here."

When Du Xiaoyu heard it, his face changed drastically, as if he had heard some scourge, he got on his bicycle and ran away without saying a word.

After running past the place where Mary fell, Du Xiaoyu stopped the car, turned his head and gestured to Zhang Xiao, and asked, "Did you hit it?"

"Really!" Zhang Xiao quickly shook his head in defense.

Du Xiaoyu persuaded: "Then run quickly, I'll help you three times."

Zhang Xiao asked: "The result?"

Du Xiaoyu smiled wryly and said, "Let me tell you this, brother used to drive a big Benz."

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"It's so funny."

"It drove so fast, helped three old ladies, and turned into a bicycle?"

"This guy is really pathetic."

"···"

The audience in the audience couldn't stop laughing, but after laughing, their hearts were touched again.

Doing a good deed, but going bankrupt, what is going on in this world?
on the stage.

Zhang Xiao bowed to Du Xiaoyu, then turned to Mary and said, "Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation in my family."

"Well, let's put it this way, the thief always left with tears in his eyes when he came to my house, and he had to throw me two bags of rice during the holidays..."

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"Oh, I'm going, I'm laughing to death."

"My face is almost cramping from laughing."

"How poor is Xiao Shen? Even the thief has to walk away with tears in his eyes."

"The burden of this sketch is too dense, it is worthy of Xiao Shen's work."

"···"

The audience at the scene discussed again.

Mary on the stage couldn't take it anymore when she heard Zhang Xiao's chatter, and said angrily, "It's too ink stained."

"If you want to help you, help you, if you don't help you, go away, you make room for good people."

"I'll just pretend that you haven't bumped into me, that's all right, you go, go, go, run away!"

Zhang Xiao said: "Why am I running away? I keep talking like this, can we still play together in the future?"

Mary was very angry, and said angrily, "Are you going?"

Zhang Xiao shook his head and said: "If I don't leave, if I leave, I will be an escape."

Mary hurriedly said, "You're not going, are you? Okay, I'll go."

Mary crawled on the ground, causing the audience to laugh.

Zhang Xiao hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "I said aunt, where are you going to blow up the fortress, why can't you explain it clearly?"

"I'm like that Mr. Dong Guo now. I saved the wolf, but the wolf will eat me later?"

"Then you said that wolf...is it rude?"

Suddenly, Mary realized, and said, "I just understood. Why are you pointing fingers and scolding Huai Huai? I, an old lady, have been lying here for a long time. Do you think I'm working?"

"Who is a snake? Who is a dog? Who is a wolf? You hit me, even if you are saying sorry? You are good, not only did not apologize, but also bit me back, I tell you, you don't want to leave today .”

Mary stood up slowly, walked in front of Zhang Xiao's bicycle with the old man's splayed posture, and said, "This is the evidence. I will risk my life today to fight against this unhealthy social phenomenon." Fight to the end."

Zhang Xiao opened his mouth and said in surprise: "No, how did you move there?"

Mary was taken aback: "Huh?"

Zhang Xiao said: "No, aunt, you are fine!"

Mary said, "Me? I'm so mad at you!"

Zhang Xiao said: "Ah, this angry person can also cure diseases, then I am Qigong!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"I'm really convinced that Qigong is used here."

The audience, no matter whether it was the scene, in front of the TV or in the webcast room, couldn't help laughing.

Almost every sentence of Zhang Xiaodong's skit is a burden, it is extremely dense, and the laughter never stops.

The on-site director in the background saw the ratings as high as [-]%, shook his arm fiercely, and secretly said: "Xiao Shen is Xiao Shen, this popularity is much higher than those little flowers and fresh meat."

On the stage, Mary said angrily: "I have to find someone to judge me today, come here, come here..."

"Hula~~"

An alarm sounded, and Du Xiaoyu appeared for the third time.

This time he played a policeman.

Du Xiaoyu saluted Mary and asked, "Auntie, what's going on?"

Seeing the traffic police coming, Zhang Xiao showed a terrified look on his face. Taking advantage of the traffic police not paying attention, he directly fell to the ground, and then pretended to be convulsed.

The audience was taken aback for a moment, and then there was overwhelming laughter and applause.

"Hahaha."

"I'll go, it's still like this!"

"It's so funny."

"This turn of events is simply divine."

Many people laughed and cried.

Mary dropped her bicycle, held the traffic policeman's hand, and cried, "Savior, just now, he..."

Mary pointed to the back, and suddenly found that Zhang Xiao was twitching on the ground. She was taken aback for a moment, and then said angrily, "You...why did you fall down? He..."

"Auntie, don't worry." Du Xiaoyu checked the scene carefully, then turned to Mary and said, "Auntie, you are riding too fast. The rim of the bike is like this. Are you racing?"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone on the scene laughed again.

Mary was a little incoherent and said, "I...I...he..."

Du Xiaoyu said: "Look at you hitting him."

Mary argued, "I didn't hit him."

Du Xiaoyu said: "Auntie, the car is here, and the person is lying here. The scene of the accident is too clear."

Mary stomped her feet anxiously and said, "That's not my bicycle!"

Zhang Xiaodao: "Your wife's bicycle, you didn't pedal that fast, did I delay you from taking off?"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"Xiao Shen's description is too exaggerated."

On the stage, Du Xiaoyu said: "Don't get excited, aunt, I'll take care of it, come on."

"Oh, little comrade, is this not broken? Does it hurt?"

Zhang Xiao screamed: "Oh my elbow, oh my Bollinger, oh my waist..."

"It's all broken?"

"It doesn't hurt at all!"

The audience was already leaning forward and backward with laughter.

"Hahaha."

"This is the word of the old lady in front."

"Shentai Xiao, what the hell, he just took his lines over."

"···"

Du Xiaoyu said: "It's been a while, so don't use the elimination method, it's okay, let's see if we can walk around!"

Zhang Xiaodao: "You should be able to walk, but you must follow the watch."

There was another burst of crazy laughter from the audience.

Mary's fingers were trembling with anger, "Why did you still walk up according to the schedule?"

Zhang Xiao raised his head to see the car, and shouted pretending to be panicked: "Ah, the rims of the car are all messed up like that. After a long time of trouble, I flew over from there, so can I still rescue it? Look. In this way, I can fly more than ten meters!"

Mary was in a hurry and said, "Where did you fly ten meters!"

While patting the ground, Zhang Xiao said, "Then how many meters did I fly? It's been a while, and it makes sense to compare the three meters and two meters with me?"

Mary said: "What he said, the persuasion is all my words."

Zhang Xiao lay down on the ground and said: "This thing, whoever says it counts!"

Crazy, the skit was performed here, and the audience laughed like crazy.

Du Xiaoyu bent down, trying to pull Zhang Xiao up, and said: "Hey, little comrade, let me help you up first, come on, come on, hey, this... aren't you the guy who chased after you?"

Zhang Xiao was taken aback, turned over, grabbed Du Xiaoyu's arm, and said happily: "Are you the traffic policeman who handled my accident?"

Mary said: "It's over, they still know each other."

Du Xiaoyu broke free from Zhang Xiao's hand, and said: "Come on, put your hands down first, no, what kind of relationship are you two, hurry up?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "Uncle policeman, let me explain to you. I twisted my car and got out of your place. When I was walking in front, my aunt suddenly fell to the ground. I kindly went to help her."

"My aunt was stunned by the fall. You have to think that I hit it, so you can explain to my aunt how the scoop on my bicycle rim is like that."

Du Xiaoyu suddenly realized: "Oh... I understand, aunt, I just dealt with the accident when he hit the rear end just now on this bicycle."

Mary was confused, and said, "Didn't you hit me?"

Du Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Auntie, don't you believe what the police say? Besides, you are so old, if he hits you like that, can you still stand here and talk?"

Mary nodded and said, "That's right, then why did I fall?"

Du Xiaoyu took out 100 yuan and said: "Look, aunt, the driver came back just now and apologized, saying that he hadn't turned his head around that time, and asked me to return the money to this young man, saying You can’t let the kind-hearted people feel chilled.”

"Come and take it."

Zhang Xiao took the 100 yuan and kept saying, "Oh, it's not cold anymore, it's not cold anymore."

Du Xiaoyu said: "They will give you an extra one hundred and let you use it to repair the car."

Zhang Xiao clutched his chest and said, "Oh, not only is it not cold anymore, why do you suddenly feel a little heartburn?"

Mary said: "I remembered, just now, I was twisting and twisting, one step was empty, and I fell down when I was done."

Zhang Xiao patted his thigh, and said happily: "Finally, the truth is revealed, aunt, I'm sorry, don't be angry with me, I didn't mean to be angry with you just now, I really had no other way, so I gave it to you." You played the replay once."

"Hahaha!"

The audience at the scene laughed.

Mary took Zhang Xiao's hand and said, "Son, aunt misunderstood you so much, you didn't leave, and you still helped aunt, it's so itchy."

Du Xiaoyu also gave a thumbs up.

Zhang Xiao laughed and said: "Auntie, if we don't help this person, won't the hearts of the people fall? If the hearts of the people fall, we won't be able to help him even if we want to..."

"it is good!"

"That's beautiful."

"So what is the purpose of this sketch?"

There was a lot of applause at the scene.

"Come on, aunt, let's go to the hospital."

As Zhang Xiao said, he took out a few hundred quick cash.

Mary said: "I don't need your money, my aunt has medical insurance, brat, you're a thief, you just lay on the ground with a bang, and you walked up according to the watch, hahahaha..."

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "I have a lot of thoughts, I didn't turn it, I thought that if I turn it at this speed, I won't be spontaneously combusted."

"Hahaha!"

At this point, the whole skit performance is over.

Zhang Xiao, Mary, and Du Xiaoyu returned to the stage, smiled and bowed to the audience.

In exchange for overwhelming applause and applause.

"Killing me."

"This skit is fantastic."

"Laughs are dense, focus on the hot spots, and the ending is less heartwarming. I give it [-]."

"Xiao Shen's actions are extraordinary, no wonder he can write so many good scripts."

""Help or Not" is both educational and entertaining. After watching it, it will make people's hearts gain something. It's a great sketch."

"···"

Barrages flew across the live broadcast room, and everyone spoke highly of the skit by the three of Zhang Xiao.

I think it is a classic among the sketches, and it is completely ready to go on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

But everyone knows that although the Spring Festival Gala has always been a big stage that artists want to be on, for Zhang Xiao's check-in, it may not be as important as having a meal at home with his family.

After the show ended, Zhang Xiao left the TV station, took a seat with Yang Mi and flew to Shanghai.

For the premiere of "Planet of the Apes", Zhang Xiao did not hold it in Beijing as usual, but chose Shanghai.

Just like the capital, Shanghai, as one of the most important cities in the country, naturally attracted the high-level attention of Qingtian.

In the east, west, north, south, Qingtian originally built a theater in each direction, and each theater has a 20 yuan screen, which is extremely luxurious.

The premiere of "Planet of the Apes" is at midnight on December 40. So far, the pre-sale tickets for this movie in China and Asia have exceeded [-] billion.

The fire was inevitable.

In order to grab tickets, the domestic filmmakers gave "Planet of the Apes" the highest filming, but they still couldn't resist the enthusiasm of fans.

Unfortunately, due to the relevant clauses in the agreement, the filming of "Planet of the Apes" can only reach 30.00% at most.

Otherwise, it is estimated that some small theaters will all play this movie.

It was already four o'clock in the morning when Zhang Xiao and Yang Mi arrived in Shanghai. Originally, Zhang Xiao didn't want her to run with her. After all, she is pregnant now.

But Yang Mi felt that she had paid a lot for this movie, and as an important female supporting role, it was inappropriate to be absent.