Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 128 It's not good, Master Hou was crushed to death by Jiang Ziya!

"Lord Xibo is merciful!"

Just as the army led by Xibohou was about to make a move, a voice suddenly came from the sky, and then the Antarctic Immortal appeared in front of everyone in an instant.

He said with a smile: "The Antarctic Immortal, who is a disciple of the Yuanshi sage, has met Xibohou!"

"Xibohou, it was all a misunderstanding just now, it's just that my little junior brother has some physical problems, he doesn't know how much he weighs, so please forgive me, Xibohou!"

Although Nanji Xianweng had a smile on his face, his heart was bitter——

MMP...

When I met Yuanshi Tianzun just now, and accidentally mentioned Jiang Ziya's inexplicable fat gain, Yuanshi's face changed drastically just by looking at it.

Hurry up and let him come to Weishui!
Because when Jiang Ziya was going down the mountain, he had entrusted Jiang Ziya to ask Ji Chang to leave Weishui on his back, which was a test for him.

of course,

Yuanshi didn't say the real reason!

Because only by letting Ji Chang carry Jiang Ziya on his back, after the prosperity of the Zhou Dynasty in the future, can Chanjiao continue to share the luck of the Zhou Dynasty.

But Yuanshi never dreamed that Jiang Ziya, who was up to a hundred catties when he went down the mountain, had increased four or five times in weight!
Even if he saw that burly and bloated body, he would be terrified!

So I hurriedly released the Antarctic Fairy!

At this time,

Ji Chang looked bitterly at the Nanji fairy and said, "Immortal, it's not that I'm bloodthirsty. I really want to invite Jiang Shangxian to be my disciple. I'll do it with a heavy load. I understand, but this..."

Seeing Ji Chang pointing at him, Jiang Ziya was not happy. He said coldly, "His Majesty, don't look at Pindao's burly body, but in fact, Pindao's body is as light as a swallow. If you don't believe me, look!"

boom!
While Jiang Ziya was talking with a dark face, he stepped on the ground fiercely, and his huge body was like a balloon that was blown away by someone, and he turned three meters away.

And said loudly: "Xi Bohou, you have also seen that Pindao is only ten feet away with a light leap. Pindao is really as light as a swallow!"

but,
At this time, everyone, including the Antarctic fairy, lowered their heads and looked at the three-inch-deep footprint on the stone in silence!
After a while,
Ji Chang looked at the Nanji fairy, and said loudly, "Immortal, can I kill him?"

Nanji Xianweng hurriedly stopped Ji Chang, and said with a smile: "Wait a minute, Xibohou, in fact, Junior Brother Ziya was joking with you. The so-called burden is not for you to bear alone, but I don't know if Xibohou can condescend to be a sedan chair." husband!"

"Brother..."

"Shut up, why don't you know yourself?"

As soon as Jiang Ziya opened his mouth, he was severely scolded by the Nanji fairy, and then looked at Ji Chang, and said with a smile: "Xibohou, Ziya is my teacher after all, and he is a saint. Even if Xibohou doesn't respect Ziya Ya, you have to respect the Yuanshi sage too!"

"What the immortal said is right. This Marquis was impulsive. Come and prepare the sedan chair!"

After Ji Chang finished speaking, he ordered someone to prepare the sedan chair, and then he went to be the bearer, but at this moment, Jiang Ziya grabbed the Nanji fairy and forcibly dragged him aside.

With a puzzled face, he said, "Brother, what kind of sedan chair do you use?"

Nanji Xianweng said earnestly: "Junior brother, Tianzun's arrangement is the most important thing. If you move to the place where Ji Chang is, it will be regarded as him carrying you!"

Jiang Ziya said thoughtfully, "That's the only way to go!"

quickly,

The sedan chair, which looked like a big bed board, was ready. After Jiang Ziya climbed up, amidst a burst of 'creaking', everyone lifted the sedan chair up in fear.

Ji Chang was on the front left, so Jiang Ziya moved to the front left!

Lifting pole is a bit bent!
Jiang Ziya moved again,
The pole is obviously bent!

After Jiang Ziya saw that nothing happened, he moved a little bit,
Ji Chang's hands trembled!
……

When Jiang Ziya moved his back for the eighth time and Ji Chang just took the eighth step——

Click!

The lifting pole that Ji Chang was carrying broke directly, and Jiang Ziya's huge body, like a collapsed hill, completely covered Ji Chang under it.

puff……

A blood arrow shot out from under Jiang Ziya's body, spraying his pants!

When Jiang Ziya got up, people saw that Ji Chang was like a little turtledove falling to the ground, foaming at the mouth and twitching his limbs constantly.

The worst thing is his buttocks,
The broken lifting pole happened to be stuck in his buttocks, and the blood 'sizzling' sprayed out!

At this time,

A sound like killing a pig suddenly sounded in everyone's ears——

"It's not good, Master Hou was crushed to death by Jiang Ziya!"

clap la la...

When this voice sounded, the spears in the hands of the marching team pointed at Jiang Ziya in unison.

The Antarctic fairy hurriedly came to Xibohou's side, stuffed a healing holy medicine into his mouth, and then hurriedly said: "Xibohou is all right, Xibohou is all right!"

Ji Chang is related to the next 800 years of teaching, the key to luck, anyone can sacrifice, but he and Jiang Ziya must not have any problems.

After all, Guang Chengzi and Chi Jingzi failed to recruit disciples before, and the Yin Shang no longer had them.

If Zhou can't replace Yin Shang, then how can Chanjiao share the luck of the prehistoric human race? It's really a big loss!

So they had to ensure the safety of Ji Chang and Jiang Ziya's lives, at least let Jiang Ziya's bridge take root in Xiqi!

Otherwise, how could an ordinary person deserve such a precious pill from the Antarctic Immortal!
Not long after,
With the help of the elixir, Ji Chang recovered, but his clothes were rotten and blood was all over his buttocks, which was somewhat indecent, but luckily the formality was over.

Just when he was about to speak, Jiang Ziya suddenly said: "Xi Bohou, you have carried the poor for eight steps, and the poor will protect your country for eight hundred and eight years. We can go back!"

As for why it was eight hundred and eight years, Jiang Ziya didn't understand, it was the Antarctic fairy who asked him to say so, so he just said so!
Ji Chang, who had been suppressed a bit and got a bruise all over his back, just came up with a little temper, after hearing the story of "Eight Hundred and Eight Years",
The anger disappeared in an instant, replaced by endless ecstasy!

So a group of people left Weishui in a hurry and rushed towards Xiqi!

That night,

In order to be able to join the national teacher who has protected his family for eight hundred and eight years, Ji Chang directly held a big banquet in Xibohouhou's mansion to welcome Jiang Ziya's joining.

Just when everyone was pushing glasses and changing glasses, and the atmosphere was extremely warm, Ji Chang, who was seated the most, suddenly felt a strong sense of nausea, and his expression changed——

"vomit!"

Ji Chang vomited, and the atmosphere at the scene instantly became deathly silent, followed by one after another suspicious eyes, all fell on him,
but,
Next second,
The eyes of everyone suddenly changed, from original surprise to shock and panic in an instant——

Ji Chang's neck suddenly became as thick as his shoulders, and two small eyes the size of mung beans appeared in his wide-open mouth.

vomit!
Accompanied by Ji Chang's desperate vomit, a 20-centimeter piglet with black hair and sharp teeth was spat on the table in front of everyone by Ji Chang...

(End of this chapter)