Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning
Chapter 129 Haotian: My Heavenly Court is cleaning up, so I won't invite the fairy in!
Chapter 129 Haotian: My Heavenly Court is cleaning up, so I won't invite the fairy in!
"It's not good, Lord Hou spit out pigs!"
"The big thing is bad. Lord Hou was ridden by Jiang Ziya during the day, and he vomited pigs at night. This Jiang Ziya is a pig!"
"Come here, catch this pig spirit, put him in prison, and avenge Lord Hou!"
……
Seeing Ji Chang vomit out a piglet, the entire Xibohou Mansion was in chaos!
Especially Ji Fa and the others, their complexions suddenly changed——
And when they saw blood on the pig's body, their first reaction was that Xibohou's throat was too thin to bear such a thick pig's body, so his throat was stuck.
But fortunately, it is still safe... spit it out!
At this time,
Ji Fa walked forward cautiously, patted Ji Chang on the back, and asked with concern, "Father, why are you..."
"vomit!"
As Ji Chang retched again, another pair of familiar mung bean eyes appeared, and then a black-haired pig was vomited out by Ji Chang again.
Ji Chang paused, then patted lightly: "Father, you..."
"vomit!"
"Father……"
"vomit!"
"father……"
"vomit!"
When Ji Chang vomited out ten black piglets in a row, he lay down on the table with a 'plop', and passed out due to loss of strength.
After all, once born...
I vomited ten times in a row, and I was quite tired!
"Come here, take Xibohou down to rest, as for these ten pigs..."
Just when Ji Fa was about to give the order, the ten pigs lying on the table and pretending to be dead trembled at the same time, their scarlet eyes were instantly filled with bloodthirsty and murderous intent, and their mouths opened——
"Zoo..."
When the screams of the ten pigs sounded, they all showed their sharp fangs, and then their four short legs rushed towards those who besieged Jiang Ziya below.
"Fuck, these pigs are really the offspring of this wild Taoist, and they came to save him!"
"They're so powerful, damn it... Be careful with their teeth, they're very sharp!"
"Fuck, a mere pig dares to come to my Xibohou's mansion to play wild. It really does not know how to live or die. Today, none of them can leave alive. Close the door and let the dogs go!"
"Let your uncle go, you forgot that Marquis is afraid of dogs, dogs are forbidden in the city, don't talk nonsense, kill this wild boar spirit, kill this group of pigs!"
……
Apart from the chaos at the beginning, the guards in Xibohou's mansion quickly formed an formation, and more than 100 spears were aimed at Jiang Ziya.
In the next moment, hundreds of transparent holes will be poked on him!
At this time,
Jiang Ziya, who had just regained his composure, was about to explain, when he saw hundreds of spears coming towards him, and at least 30 more spears, stabbing at Wu Kit!
"It's not what you think, there is nothing between me and Lord Hou!"
Seeing this, Jiang Ziya loudly explained to everyone, but it was useless.
Sensing the killing intent of the people around him, he subconsciously took out the magic whip, and said to Wu Ji beside him, "Hold your breath!"
"H..."
Here, Wu Ji just made a sound, and when he was about to take a deep breath and hold his breath, Jiang Ziya swung the magic whip violently——
puff!
A green mist-like aura suddenly appeared on the God Whip, and spread in all directions with lightning speed.
"Junior Brother Ziya, don't!"
at the same time,
The Antarctic Immortal who had gone back and forth again, his face changed drastically when he saw the familiar green smoke, and the familiar sense of fear appeared, which directly caused a flaw in his mind, and his power was not able to operate in time——
Dive headfirst into that green!
"vomit!"
"Fuck, this isn't pig essence, this is shit god!"
"Ah... I'm going to be smoked to death, what the hell... a man fell from the sky, this god of shit really smoked the immortal!"
……
The smell of human filth, the stronger the strength, the greater the smell.
To ordinary people in Xiqi, this stench is equivalent to someone dumping a pot of shit in front of them.
Although it is disgusting, it can still be tolerated, and it will not be really smoked to death!
But Daluo Jinxian like Antarctic Fairy is different, as if someone fed them a stomach, and they themselves sucked the excrement.
that smell,
Straight into the internal organs!
Otherwise, Yuanshi Tianzun wouldn't have blown up Yuxu Palace last time!
As for the Antarctic Fairy, this is the third time he has been surrounded...
He is completely desperate!
Now he just wants to die!
At this time,
Jiang Ziya, who had just escaped from the city, carried Wu Ji, who was foaming at the mouth, and said in great confusion, "Huh? I thought I heard someone calling me just now?!"
But when Jiang Ziya took a look at Wuji, he finally suppressed his curiosity and used his Taoism to rush to Weishui, because he wanted to ask the Antarctic fairy what to do next.
It was fine, but who would have thought that Xi Bohou would spit pigs out in public?
……
"Zhu Yizi, haha... I'm really laughing to death!"
At this time, Shen Gongbao, who was protected by the emperor's edict and hid in the void, leaned forward and backward with a smile. He didn't understand Di Xin's arrangement before, but now he finally understands!
At the same time, I finally figured out what the ten black meatballs Di Xin gave me when I was making meatballs!
In Weishui before, he still wanted to play Jiang Ziya, but now he doesn't have to do it himself. It is estimated that everyone in Xiqi wants to tear him alive!
"Yuanshi, you are so fond of Jiang Ziya, but he can't even do this well, I see how you will be able to see others in the future!"
To the end,
Shen Gongbao said with a look of resentment, but his admiration for Di Xin became stronger!
Afterwards, he continued to obey Di Xin's arrangement and stared at Xi Bohou until the one-year period expired!
the next day,
Xi Bohou was sober, and after knowing what happened last night, he immediately asked about the whereabouts of the ten piglets.
When he learned that Ji Fa sent people to kill them all and sent them to the back kitchen, Ji Chang burst into tears in public, and cried out loudly, "My son!"
At noon that day,
Xibohou endured the smell of feces left in the air, turned his grief into appetite, and ate thirty big meat buns in one go, stunned the entire Xibohou mansion!
It also frightened Ji Chang's own sons and adoptive sons!
In the evening of that day, someone sent troops to the Weishui River, threatening to bring back the "Shit God" who disgusted the entire city of Xiqi, and execute him Ling Chi!
After hearing the news, the Antarctic immortal, whose emotions had already collapsed, went straight to the heaven without saying a word!
But how did he know,
Not only Yuxu is watching the matter of Xiqi, but also the Second Saint of the West and Tianting have been watching.
What happened before, including the thick green fog, has already been known to Haotian!
Therefore,
When he saw the green Antarctic fairy rushing towards the heaven, Haotian directly ordered to close the Nantian Gate.
After the Antarctic Fairy arrived, he was in a bad mood!
at this time,
The sound of Haotian pinching his nose suddenly resounded in Tianmen——
"What's the matter with the fairy, just say it, my heavenly court is undergoing a big cleaning, so I won't invite the fairy to come in and sit down!"
Antarctic fairy: "convex^_^convex"
(End of this chapter)
"It's not good, Lord Hou spit out pigs!"
"The big thing is bad. Lord Hou was ridden by Jiang Ziya during the day, and he vomited pigs at night. This Jiang Ziya is a pig!"
"Come here, catch this pig spirit, put him in prison, and avenge Lord Hou!"
……
Seeing Ji Chang vomit out a piglet, the entire Xibohou Mansion was in chaos!
Especially Ji Fa and the others, their complexions suddenly changed——
And when they saw blood on the pig's body, their first reaction was that Xibohou's throat was too thin to bear such a thick pig's body, so his throat was stuck.
But fortunately, it is still safe... spit it out!
At this time,
Ji Fa walked forward cautiously, patted Ji Chang on the back, and asked with concern, "Father, why are you..."
"vomit!"
As Ji Chang retched again, another pair of familiar mung bean eyes appeared, and then a black-haired pig was vomited out by Ji Chang again.
Ji Chang paused, then patted lightly: "Father, you..."
"vomit!"
"Father……"
"vomit!"
"father……"
"vomit!"
When Ji Chang vomited out ten black piglets in a row, he lay down on the table with a 'plop', and passed out due to loss of strength.
After all, once born...
I vomited ten times in a row, and I was quite tired!
"Come here, take Xibohou down to rest, as for these ten pigs..."
Just when Ji Fa was about to give the order, the ten pigs lying on the table and pretending to be dead trembled at the same time, their scarlet eyes were instantly filled with bloodthirsty and murderous intent, and their mouths opened——
"Zoo..."
When the screams of the ten pigs sounded, they all showed their sharp fangs, and then their four short legs rushed towards those who besieged Jiang Ziya below.
"Fuck, these pigs are really the offspring of this wild Taoist, and they came to save him!"
"They're so powerful, damn it... Be careful with their teeth, they're very sharp!"
"Fuck, a mere pig dares to come to my Xibohou's mansion to play wild. It really does not know how to live or die. Today, none of them can leave alive. Close the door and let the dogs go!"
"Let your uncle go, you forgot that Marquis is afraid of dogs, dogs are forbidden in the city, don't talk nonsense, kill this wild boar spirit, kill this group of pigs!"
……
Apart from the chaos at the beginning, the guards in Xibohou's mansion quickly formed an formation, and more than 100 spears were aimed at Jiang Ziya.
In the next moment, hundreds of transparent holes will be poked on him!
At this time,
Jiang Ziya, who had just regained his composure, was about to explain, when he saw hundreds of spears coming towards him, and at least 30 more spears, stabbing at Wu Kit!
"It's not what you think, there is nothing between me and Lord Hou!"
Seeing this, Jiang Ziya loudly explained to everyone, but it was useless.
Sensing the killing intent of the people around him, he subconsciously took out the magic whip, and said to Wu Ji beside him, "Hold your breath!"
"H..."
Here, Wu Ji just made a sound, and when he was about to take a deep breath and hold his breath, Jiang Ziya swung the magic whip violently——
puff!
A green mist-like aura suddenly appeared on the God Whip, and spread in all directions with lightning speed.
"Junior Brother Ziya, don't!"
at the same time,
The Antarctic Immortal who had gone back and forth again, his face changed drastically when he saw the familiar green smoke, and the familiar sense of fear appeared, which directly caused a flaw in his mind, and his power was not able to operate in time——
Dive headfirst into that green!
"vomit!"
"Fuck, this isn't pig essence, this is shit god!"
"Ah... I'm going to be smoked to death, what the hell... a man fell from the sky, this god of shit really smoked the immortal!"
……
The smell of human filth, the stronger the strength, the greater the smell.
To ordinary people in Xiqi, this stench is equivalent to someone dumping a pot of shit in front of them.
Although it is disgusting, it can still be tolerated, and it will not be really smoked to death!
But Daluo Jinxian like Antarctic Fairy is different, as if someone fed them a stomach, and they themselves sucked the excrement.
that smell,
Straight into the internal organs!
Otherwise, Yuanshi Tianzun wouldn't have blown up Yuxu Palace last time!
As for the Antarctic Fairy, this is the third time he has been surrounded...
He is completely desperate!
Now he just wants to die!
At this time,
Jiang Ziya, who had just escaped from the city, carried Wu Ji, who was foaming at the mouth, and said in great confusion, "Huh? I thought I heard someone calling me just now?!"
But when Jiang Ziya took a look at Wuji, he finally suppressed his curiosity and used his Taoism to rush to Weishui, because he wanted to ask the Antarctic fairy what to do next.
It was fine, but who would have thought that Xi Bohou would spit pigs out in public?
……
"Zhu Yizi, haha... I'm really laughing to death!"
At this time, Shen Gongbao, who was protected by the emperor's edict and hid in the void, leaned forward and backward with a smile. He didn't understand Di Xin's arrangement before, but now he finally understands!
At the same time, I finally figured out what the ten black meatballs Di Xin gave me when I was making meatballs!
In Weishui before, he still wanted to play Jiang Ziya, but now he doesn't have to do it himself. It is estimated that everyone in Xiqi wants to tear him alive!
"Yuanshi, you are so fond of Jiang Ziya, but he can't even do this well, I see how you will be able to see others in the future!"
To the end,
Shen Gongbao said with a look of resentment, but his admiration for Di Xin became stronger!
Afterwards, he continued to obey Di Xin's arrangement and stared at Xi Bohou until the one-year period expired!
the next day,
Xi Bohou was sober, and after knowing what happened last night, he immediately asked about the whereabouts of the ten piglets.
When he learned that Ji Fa sent people to kill them all and sent them to the back kitchen, Ji Chang burst into tears in public, and cried out loudly, "My son!"
At noon that day,
Xibohou endured the smell of feces left in the air, turned his grief into appetite, and ate thirty big meat buns in one go, stunned the entire Xibohou mansion!
It also frightened Ji Chang's own sons and adoptive sons!
In the evening of that day, someone sent troops to the Weishui River, threatening to bring back the "Shit God" who disgusted the entire city of Xiqi, and execute him Ling Chi!
After hearing the news, the Antarctic immortal, whose emotions had already collapsed, went straight to the heaven without saying a word!
But how did he know,
Not only Yuxu is watching the matter of Xiqi, but also the Second Saint of the West and Tianting have been watching.
What happened before, including the thick green fog, has already been known to Haotian!
Therefore,
When he saw the green Antarctic fairy rushing towards the heaven, Haotian directly ordered to close the Nantian Gate.
After the Antarctic Fairy arrived, he was in a bad mood!
at this time,
The sound of Haotian pinching his nose suddenly resounded in Tianmen——
"What's the matter with the fairy, just say it, my heavenly court is undergoing a big cleaning, so I won't invite the fairy to come in and sit down!"
Antarctic fairy: "convex^_^convex"
(End of this chapter)
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