Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 802 Pantaoyuan Land: It's not me, I don't have one, don't talk nonsense!
In the next few days,
The monkey strolled in the peach garden from time to time, and used the aura here to practice in his spare time. Although he thought about stealing peaches, he never took action.

It's not that flat peaches are not attractive to monkeys, but monkeys know what to do!
But fortunately, the aura in the Pantao Garden is strong, and the monkeys are not slow to cultivate.

It's only two days since I entered Pantaoyuan,
The monkey broke through from Taiyi True Immortal to Taiyixuan Wonderland!

of course,

What the monkey thought was two days, in fact, two years have passed outside Pantaoyuan. After all, "one day in the sky, one year on the earth" is related to Laojun's eternal plan!
And just when the monkey broke through to the late stage of Taiyi Xuanxian, he was worried that his realm would improve too fast, and it would not be so good——

A sneaky figure suddenly appeared in the peach garden!

From the figure,
This should be a female fairy!
now,

Carrying a basket, the female fairy approached the 1000-9000, [-]-year-old big flat peach tree furtively!
The female fairy is obviously very familiar with this place, and soon came to the depths of the Peach Garden with a few turns and turns!

She believes that
No one will find her!

But she forgot,

Monkeys are not people!
Moreover, when the monkey visited the garden these few times, it had already been secretly using its hair to lay a net here!

Because after he smelled the blood in the peach orchard, and he knew from the mouth of the land of the peach orchard, after this thing can prolong life, he knew that someone would come to steal the peach,
So get ready!

When the female fairy came to the innermost flat peach tree, the monkey had already come here one step ahead of her, and turned into a big ripe flat peach,
Hang it in a very conspicuous position!
It's not that it's cowardly,
But only relying on the monkey's hair, the monkey can't figure out the strength of the opponent, so he dare not act rashly!

What if you get beaten up by the other party?
But when the female fairy came in front of it, the monkey was stunned for a moment——

Lying trough,

Is this the little fairy from the Golden Wonderland?
but,
The monkey became angry in the next second!

Just when the fairy was about to reach out to steal the peach, the monkey who turned into a flat peach suddenly appeared, staring at the fairy in front of him with blood-red eyes,
Holding an iron rod in his hand, showing his mouth full of sharp fangs, he said murderously: "A little golden fairy also came to steal my grandson's peaches and eat my grandson with a stick!"

said,

Sun Wukong didn't even look at the fairy who was so frightened that her face turned pale. With a wave of the iron rod in his hand, Duang hit the fairy's temple directly,

Accompanied by a crisp 'click' sound, before the female fairy could scream, her head was blown away!

The brains mixed with blood spewed out about ten meters away.

Half a 9000-year-old flat peach tree was dyed red!
But when Monkey King received the stick, the female fairy who fell on the ground had already turned into a smashed flower!

"Oh?"

Sun Wukong looked at the flower fairy who died under its big iron rod because he couldn't stand its strength,

With a grin, he put away the golden cudgel, and took a token next to the flower fairy into his hand!
Take a closer look,
There are actually two gold-plated characters engraved on the token——

Yaochi!

After seeing these two characters, the monkey became even more confused!
Yaochi?

Queen Mother's people?

strange?
Why did the Queen Mother's people come to steal the Queen Mother's big flat peach?

The monkey, who felt that his brain was not enough, plucked out a hair and turned into a clone. He took the token and dragged the smashed flower demon out of the Peach Garden.
Go straight to Nezha's mansion!

The monkey sat cross-legged on the flat peach tree and said to himself: "The Queen Mother's man came to steal the Queen Mother's big flat peach. Could it be that the Queen Mother doesn't pay him?"

"Having a headache, thinking about things like this really makes my old grandson a headache, let the old Jade Emperor do it himself, anyway, my old grandson doesn't have a salary!"

……

at the same time,

This scene was also seen by the Jade Emperor, the Laojun and the Queen Mother.

to be frank,
After seeing this scene, the big bosses of the three parties were all dumbfounded, and their brains were buzzing, especially Lao Jun, who even put away the time controlled by the Taiji diagram,

Because he was afraid that the monkey's vellus hair would go back and find that the time inside and outside the Peach Garden was wrong!
As for flat peaches?

This thing is already cooked, so the time delay of Laojun's Taiji diagram is actually a good thing for it!

but,
Just as Nezha, with a tangled face, found the Jade Emperor with the Yaochi token and the flower fairy's body,

Said that the monkey wanted to ask for an explanation for this flower fairy——

It suspected that it was because the queen mother didn't pay it, so the fairy would risk her life to steal the peaches, and she was beaten to death by herself in the end!
So the monkey believed that the death of the fairy was caused by the Queen Mother alone, so it asked the Jade Emperor to come forward to teach the Queen Mother a lesson and seek justice for the fairy!
……

At this time,
Yaochi,

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"This dead monkey, I will never end with you, endlessly!"

irritable
The queen mother is completely irritable!
As the Queen Mother who followed Daozu for two calamities after the opening of the sky, and was later honored as the head of the world's female immortals, when did she experience such grievances?
That monkey not only monopolizes his big flat peach, but also kills his subordinates,

At last,
Instead, put the shit bowl on her head!
Can the queen mother not be irritable? !
Next second,
The Queen Mother looked angrily at the Antarctic Fairy, who was not talking much, and immediately had a second explosion——

"You trash, besides eating flat peaches every day, can you not use your brain and help me think of something?"

Uh……

The Antarctic Immortal looked at the Queen Mother with an innocent face, and then said bitterly: "The Queen Mother, in fact, I was very smart before the poor, and you are responsible for falling to this point!"

"I?"

The Queen Mother pointed to her nose, stared at the Antarctic Immortal, her lungs were about to explode, and she shouted at the top of her voice, "You trash, you actually said that I was the one who harmed you? Reason!"

"reason?"

Seeing her still scolding him, Nanji Xianweng immediately showed his eight pairs of abs/muscles, and pointed at the angry Queen Mother, who was jumping up and down like a panda, and asked loudly:
"What reason did you say? When Pindao reshaped his physical body, what did you turn into Pindao's brain and where did you get it? You don't know?!"

Queen Mother: ...

Soon,

There was a crisp sound of slapping in the Yaochi, and we don't know who hit whom!

Anyway, Yaochi was sealed by the queen mother, and the Jade Emperor and others couldn't see it!
……

at the same time,

Pan Taoyuan!
Withdrawing the vellus hair that went to sue, Monkey King was about to rest when he suddenly saw the pale-faced Peach Garden land rushing towards it like a rolling gourd!
When he was ten feet away from it, Land kicked his legs on the ground, raised his toes, pressed down hard on his heels, and his upper body sank with his buttocks——

squeak~~~
The short legs of the land, after plowing out two fist-thick long pits on the ground, stood firmly half a meter in front of Monkey King!

Subsequently,

The white-faced land bounced back and forth in front of Monkey King like a ball, waving his hands and said anxiously:

"Great Sage, Great Sage, why didn't you ask him and beat him to death?!"

"Oh?"

Sun Wukong looked at the land a little funny, grinned and said: "Didn't you say that anyone who comes to steal peaches will be killed?"

Pfft!
On the land that was bouncing around, his feet gave a soft 'slap' and he lay on the ground, raised his head with great effort, looked at Monkey King with despairing eyes, and asked back with twitching hands and feet:
"I... I said?"

After saying this,

As if frightened by some kind, Land suddenly jumped up, waving his hands quickly, and argued loudly: "No...it's not me, I don't, don't talk nonsense!"

The land here is jumping and jumping, and after finishing talking excitedly, it directly volleys into the air with its calves in a daze, like a hydrogen balloon swept away by a strong wind,
Slap it,
Disappeared directly in the flat peach garden...

(End of this chapter)