Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 803 As long as my grandson doesn't talk nonsense with others, then my grandson is the most upright person in the Three Realms!

"This little old man, why are you running so fast?"

Sun Wukong looked at the smoke in the air, scratched the back of his head in great confusion, then turned and walked towards Taoyuan.

Get ready for a good night's sleep!
What the monkey doesn't know is,

At this time, the Heavenly Court was completely in chaos because of its operation!

Jade Emperor,

At this time, holding the token and the body of the flower fairy helplessly, he went to Yaochi to find the Queen Mother. Although he knew why, he still had to put on a show, didn't he?

After all, he is the Monkey King who is of the same generation as his father, and he personally asked him to seek justice for the fairy!

If you complain,
I can only blame the Queen Mother for hitting the gun!

but,
Just when the Jade Emperor came to the gate of Yaochi, he saw the Antarctic Immortal with several superimposed palm prints on his face, showing eight pairs of abdominal muscles,
With smoke coming out of his eyes and nose, he left Yaochi angrily, and returned to the 'Longevity Emperor's Mansion' that he hadn't been back for a long time!

but,
The Jade Emperor at the door looked at the back of Nanji Xianweng leaving, frowning and fell into deep thought——

Eight pairs of abdominal/♂ muscles?

What kind of breed is this?
Then,

boom!
boom!
clap la la...

In the nearby Yaochi, there were all kinds of sounds of smashing plates and bowls, and even the Jade Emperor didn't pay attention, several dragon and tiger whips exuding a strong smell of wine,
With a swish, it flew out in front of him, with some scattered goji berries, MK, etc. on it!
hiss!
see,

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but draw a breath of cold air. He looked at the token in his hand and the corpse of the Flower Demon, and frowned again.
The queen mother and Anji, the virtuous couple, are having trouble?
Can you still get in by yourself?

As everyone knows,

Ninety-nine out of ten women in an angry state are irrational!
finally,
The Jade Emperor still dragged the body of Huaxian back to Lingxiao Hall!

It's not that he is cowardly,
But when you teach an irrational woman, it is extremely easy to trigger the other party's high crit attribute of 'both perish'!
at the same time,

Lihentian,
Laojun looked at the materials that had been burned to ashes in front of him, and Gujing Wubo's face suddenly showed a deep pain.

At this time,

The medicine boy at the side stepped forward, saluted and said: "Old Monarch, this is..."

"Hey!"

Laojun sighed, got up helplessly, waved his hand and said, "Clean up, I won't be making alchemy any more soon!"

finished,

Laojun is ready to leave!

But just after he walked a dozen steps, when he suddenly remembered the words of the Queen Mother, "The monkeys will take turns to work, and they will come to your house next year", he subconsciously shuddered.
then,

Laojun looked at Yaotong anxiously, and said with a little uneasiness: "By the way, hide all the nine-turn gold elixirs in the palace, and you must hide them well!"

After hearing this, Yaotong said solemnly: "Young boy understands, Laojun!"

Later,

Laojun left, and Yaotong hid the three gourd nine-turn golden elixir in the most secret secret compartment in the depths of Tushita Palace.

But just when Yaotong was about to close the secret compartment, he suddenly remembered that there was still a gourd golden elixir, which was hidden in another place as if the old gentleman was a treasure.

Then,
The medicine boy, who didn't know the reason, hid the golden pill specially prepared for the monkey in the gourd, and then left in peace!

And the old man forgot about it,

Because at this time, he was looking for who cursed himself!
……

at the same time,

Pan Taoyuan!
The turmoil of the monkeys outside lasted for more than a month before it ended, but Sun Wukong, who was in this turmoil, didn't know about it,

Because Laojun has restored the flow of time in the Pantao Garden, a month has passed outside, but only an hour has passed here!
at this time,

Sun Wukong, who was taking a nap, suddenly heard a series of soft noises coming from the gate of the peach garden. His spirit was shaken, and Monkey King flashed away, and stood silently on the peach tree,
Soon,

Monkey King saw a small head with sly eyebrows and mouse eyes, squeezed in through the crack of the door of Pantao Garden, looking furtively to both sides!

Sun Wukong took a closer look, and suddenly found that it was an unfamiliar face, and immediately a blush and excitement flashed in his eyes!
The next second—

"Hey, where did the little thief come from, to come to my Pantao Garden sneakily, watch and beat him!"

With the sound of monkeys,
The golden cudgel slammed into that little head fiercely with the terrifying force of splitting mountains and cracking the ground!

And then,
I don't know if it was because he was too nervous, or because Sun Wukong shot too fast, that little head squeezed into the crack of the door with a click.
At the same time, looking at the heavy and hard thing in the monkey's hand, he shouted in horror: "Great Sage, Great Sage..."

Pong!
a muffled sound,
The little head under the iron rod, like a watermelon hit by a hammer, was instantly torn apart, with red and white splashes all over the ground!

see,

Sun Wukong spit out a mouthful of old phlegm 'tui', looked at the two eyeballs who were dying on the ground, and said coldly: "Dare to come to my Huaguo Mountain..."

"Hey, you dare to come to my peach orchard to play wild, you little thing is really brave!"

After the monkey finished speaking disdainfully, he opened the door of the Pantao Garden, ready to dispose of this dirty corpse!
but,
The moment it opened the door, it froze all of a sudden!
In the hands of the headless corpse, there was something similar to an imperial decree, and the curious monkey took it over and opened it——

"Pantaoyuan's land has been appointed as a transfer order!"

??
The monkey looked at the dead body on the ground in bewilderment, and then looked at the order in his hand. After repeating this, his stiff body moved slightly.
Subsequently,

The monkey subconsciously kicked the corpse, complaining on his face: "The land you just took office? Why didn't you say it earlier? My old grandson thought that there were thieves in the house!"

And at this time

Knowing the nature of monkeys, Nezha came here in a hurry. Nezha, who had just appeared outside the Peach Garden, saw Monkey King holding the transfer order and the headless corpse lying at the gate of the Peach Garden.
He was stunned like five thunderbolts!

After a while,
The corner of Nezha's mouth twitched, and he said with a stiff expression, "Monkey...monkey, are you so irritable that you don't even give people a chance to talk?"

After hearing the words, Monkey King scratched the back of his head subconsciously, and after thinking about it, he asked in doubt——

"Third Prince, before my old grandson cultivated immortality, when he was traveling around the world, he heard a saying - the villain dies because he talks too much, so, is my old grandson doing something wrong?"

"What if my old grandson is forced by him and becomes a villain in the end and is beaten to death? As long as my old grandson never talks nonsense to others, then my old grandson is the most upright person in the Three Realms!"

"Third Prince, are you right?!"

After the ignorant monkey finished speaking subconsciously, Nezha was also ignorant!
The phrase 'on the ignorant tree, ignorant than the fruit, under the ignorant tree, you and me', can just describe the monkey and Nezha at this time!
After half a stick of incense,

Nezha looked at the monkey's sincere eyes, nodded subconsciously and said, "Monkey, you're right!"

then,

One person and one monkey looked at each other and smiled, but when Nezha looked at the new land, he quickly revealed his real body——

After a stone, he was in trouble again!

What should we do?

This guy was a new confidant sent by the Queen Mother after all the gods were defeated, but he was smashed to death by the monkey again!
Queen Mother's side,

Should, probably, almost—

won't be angry...

(End of this chapter)