Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 852 I, Tang Sanbu, the number one reckless man in the Tang Dynasty!

Fell asleep!
Yuan Ba ​​actually fell asleep after slaughtering a few blind-eyed little demon queens, and then went down the river!

At last,
The Western Buddha, who had been waiting for a long time and his legs were numb, discovered by 'accident'...

But after seeing the faint bloodstain in the water under the baby's body, the Buddha's old face sank, because he found that in the faint bloodstain,

There is even a touch of evil spirit!

then,

The Buddha embraced Yuan Ba ​​who was sleeping soundly, and went upstream against the current, and soon came under the faint canopy, and found some broken scum of little demons at the bottom of the river.

What a broken piece of shit!

It's like being crushed by a punch, and it's like the meat dregs that fell out of the teeth of the monsters after they killed each other!
now,

The Buddha holding Xiao Yuanba was confused for a moment, and then he said firmly: "No, it must be the monster clan killing each other!"

"If someone subdue demons here, they will definitely alarm the poor monk. After all, the poor monk's cultivation in the real fairyland is not empty!"

Speaking of which,

The monk is ready to leave!
But he suddenly discovered that there was an extraordinary little gourd in the distance, and when he leaned over to take a look, he was shocked and said, "Something from the heavens?"

After seeing this thing, the old monk was stunned for a moment, then solemnly put away the little gourd, and rushed out of the water without making a sound!
after that,

After he carefully sent the "Golden Chanzi Reincarnation" back to Jinshan Temple, he handed over the little gourd to a disciple and ordered him to send it to Lingshan to be disposed of by the Buddha!

then,

He looked at the sleeping 'Golden Cicada Reincarnation', and said with a smile: "Amitabha, whether the poor monk can cultivate a golden body and step into the golden fairyland depends on the little benefactor!"

heard,

The sleeping baby curled his lips in disdain, but the monk laughed "haha", it was so much fun!
And Yuan Ba ​​didn't know either,
Because of his previous attack, the power of his soul was consumed too much, and he accidentally fell into the three-year "confusion in the womb" that could have been avoided...

Simultaneously,

Also because of his attack, the newborn baby's body was injured, and his brain was slightly injured, passively causing Yuan Ba, who was trapped in the womb, to lose part of his memory!

but,
Even so, he still remembers the order of the 'big king', but who is this 'big king', he has to wait for him to find out!
Anyway,

The reincarnated Yuan Ba, who was called Jiang Liu'er by the old monk, had an astonishing change in his memory and personality because of this attack!

……

one month later,

Duobao Tathagata looked at the little gourd in his hand, with a deep grin on his face, then handed the little gourd to Ananda, and said in a strange way:
"You send it to Laojun, don't say anything, don't do anything, just let it go!"

After hearing this, Ananda smiled slightly and said, "Yes, I am Buddha!"

Not long after,

The old gentleman who hated the sky looked at the little gourd in front of him, his old face turned black instantly, and he was so angry that he didn't eat a bite of food for three days!

Three days later,
Laojun left Lihentian in a high-profile way, and went to Honghuang for two days, which attracted Xixi Duobao to send people to keep a close eye on him, for fear that Laojun would do something wrong again!

but,
Laojun did not go to Tangdu, nor did he go to Jiangzhou, but went to Kunlun, which made people feel surprised!
……

half year later,
A group of mysterious people suddenly came near the Jinshan Temple, who seemed to be quite rich, especially this member, and several beautiful wives,
But this scene didn't attract the attention of anyone in Jinshan Temple, instead it attracted the attention of Di Xin outside Jiangzhou City!

Laojun,

Sure enough, he is someone who never wants to suffer!

think of this,
Di Xin smiled slightly, and wanted to see if Laojun and Duobao could turn the sky over in Jiangzhou by fighting in the air!

The years are long,

Two and a half years passed quickly, and the reincarnation known as Jiang Liu'er was already three years old. On this day, he suddenly woke up from a deep sleep.

I seem to remember something in a trance!
Strange memories and some weird images flashed by, and a dignified look gradually appeared in Jiang Liu'er's eyes!

After a long time,

He let out a foul breath, and said to himself: "It's so dangerous, I almost lost myself... Hey, no, who am I? Why can't I remember my name?"

"Who the hell am I? Sigh...headache!"

Jiang Liu'er, who had a headache, hugged his head, lost his mind for a while, and then fell into a drowsy sleep. In his sleep, the corners of his mouth slightly raised,

As if I remembered something!
the next day,
Jiang Liu'er, who was born again, was extremely determined to become a monk. Originally, the old abbot wanted to shave him when he was seven years old, but seeing that the child was so persistent,
So I had to shave him!
Anyway, we will be the same people from now on!
Shortly after,
Jiang Liu'er was awarded the title of "Tang Sanzang", but Jiang Liu'er herself called herself "Tang San Zang" - burying ghosts, burying demons, and burying immortals and Buddhas!

Why do you want to bury the Immortal Buddha?

he does not know,

It was an underlying intuition that made him think so, so he also accepted the title of Tang San Zan!

……

time flies,
In the blink of an eye, another 12 years have passed, and the 15-year-old Tang Sanzan has become the host of Jinshan Temple, that is, the Buddha who came here under the command of the Buddha.

The most troublesome existence!
"Made!"

He glanced at the two tanks of water he was carrying, and when he jumped from the bottom of the mountain to the top of the mountain, his movements were as nimble as a spirit ape climbing a tree.

Yes,

Not two buckets of ordinary monks, but two cylinders!

There are [-] barrels of water in a tank, and the net weight of a bucket of water is more than [-] catties!
And now,
The 15-year-old San Zan carried two tanks of water on the steep mountain road, scurrying up and down the steep mountain road like a spirit ape in the mountains and forests!

And what made the old abbot even more heartbroken was that,
children raised by themselves,

It's crooked——

Thick sword eyebrows slant to the sky, tiger eyes are shining and piercing!

Even in the dark, his eyes can emit light when he opens and closes. After the old Fang Zhang saw it for the first time, he thought that a wild beast came to his temple in the middle of the night.

And it gave him a big jump!

As for the loose cassock of the third burial, it is full of tendons, and the eight pairs of abdominal muscles can make a "pop" sound with his heavy breathing.

It's really weird!

these years,

The abbot taught him to eat fast and chant Buddha,

one didn't pay attention,

He carried the pot and ran to the mountainside, cooked game and sang!

The abbot taught him the truth of Buddha,

In the blink of an eye,

He ran to the Martial Academy with a stick in his hand, chanting that he should be right, he maimed more than [-] monks, and twisted their heads!
The abbot taught him to be kind to others,

Take a nap,

Holding the title deed of Jinshan Temple, he went to a pawn shop to pawn some silver, and plunged into the D workshop to make a fortune.
While shouting to the owner of D Workshop, "Be kind to others", he flipped D Workshop over with his backhand!
The abbot taught him that all four things are empty,

He stole valuables from all the monks in the monastery at night, including the abbot's cassock, underpants, wig, etc., went to more than ten pawnshops, and pawned a total of more than [-] taels of silver.
He plunged into the hook fence, and with the ring scar on his head, he shouted loudly——

"All consumption tonight will be paid by Mr. Tang!"

the next day,
After the abbot was wrapped in a quilt, he took all the monks who were wrapped in quilts to find the third burial, and accused him in public, but after he said, "Buddha cultivation requires nothing, and I will help you become Buddhas"——

take a leap,
In the Goulan, I went to grab the quilts from a group of monks in public, saying that I wanted to support the ladies and sisters in the Goulan who were freezing at night and screaming...

On the same day,

More than two hundred monks vomited thousands of liters of blood!

Since then,

At only fifteen years old, Sanbu got a unique title in Jiangzhou——

The number one reckless man in the Tang Dynasty!

……

I won’t talk about all kinds of things one by one, anyway, the abbot is not doing anything now, just watching San Zan non-stop, afraid that he is doing something earth-shattering...

(End of this chapter)