Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 853 Three burials: After a dozen times, she was fucked by my father...

"Huh? What about people?!"

The old abbot just thought about the matter for a while, and when he came back to his senses, he found that the figure of the third burial had disappeared!
crotch surprised,
He stood up after a while, and was about to mobilize the monks in the temple to go to the third burial, when a pair of sword eyebrows suddenly appeared beside him,
After seeing the old abbot's wrinkled face squeezed out of anxiety, he couldn't help showing heartache,
He said in a low voice: "Master, why don't you go lie down for a while, I think you are a little mentally disturbed, and this disciple will help you back!"

"Don't go!"

After seeing this face, the old abbot felt his ass hurt, and he didn't want to say more. Instead, he blew his beard and stared at his eyes, and said viciously;

"Go, follow Master Wei to the main hall to meditate!"

but,
At this time, San Zan showed a shy and ugly look, looked at the old abbot and said in a low voice: "Master, it's time to go to Li Yuanwai's house to chant scriptures and Buddha today!"

Swish!
After hearing the words 'Li Yuanwai', the old abbot suddenly shook, as if countless spirits and spirits were rushing out of his body.
The loose cassocks are all blown up!
Next second,
The old abbot gritted his teeth in anger, trembling all over with anger, pointed at San Zan's nose and cursed:

"You, you... You go back to me. If you dare to step into Li Yuanwai's house, and then dare to get close to that evildoer, you will be a teacher, a teacher...Pfft!"

With the old abbot gnashing his teeth, perhaps because he was too excited, or because he remembered some unbearable past events,
Anyway,

He opened his mouth and spewed out half a pot of old blood, ready to give Sanbuan a bloody head!

see,

Among the monks in the distance, those who followed the old abbot from Lingshan to make meritorious deeds shook their heads helplessly, showing sadness on their faces——

Li Yuanwai,
It was the neighbor who moved in half a year after the third burial came to the temple. In that year, Li Yuanwai had an extra daughter.
What should I say about the daughter's growth?

It is a seedling that has brought disaster to the country and the people since childhood, and the longer it grows, the more positive it becomes. At a young age, it is proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy, painting and dancing, to playing, playing, singing and drums, and it is also a little expert in financial management!

but,
Just such a splendid seedling, the monks in the temple all agreed that she was a bit out of her mind!

Because she doesn't love handsome young men, fame and fortune,
I just like Tang Sanzhu with thick eyebrows, big eyes and eight pairs of abdominal muscles!
When I was eight years old,
In addition to running to the temple twice in three days, San Zan was also asked to visit her boudoir three times in two days, but it was a pity that the old abbot with his eyes like a pig stopped him!
Until two months ago, that is, the day when the monks vomited thousands of liters of blood,
Li Yuanwai generously donated 3 taels of silver to the temple, which enabled the monks in the temple to have monk clothes and bedding, and the old abbot also redeemed his wig and underwear.
As a result, he owed Li Yuanwai a huge favor!

then,

Invited by Minister Li Yuanwai a month ago, all the monks of Jinshan Temple went to Li Yuanwai's house and held a Dharma meeting, fearing that the abbot of the third burial would once again become a demon,

Naturally took this reckless man away!
but,
When the puja started, San Zan was still sitting half a foot behind the abbot, but when the puja ended an hour later, San Zan was gone.
At last,
It was the old abbot who found Sanbu and the nervous little girl with flushed complexion, disheveled hair, red pupils and extremely nervous in the small woods outside the Li residence.

Also that day,
The old abbot who was half a step away from the Golden Wonderland discovered that the little girl was actually a demon. He wanted to subdue the demon, but Li Yuanwai suddenly appeared.
At last,
It was only when the abbot realized that the third burial was still behind the boy, he let go of his concern, and this matter was deliberately covered up by him and Li Yuanwai, so it was nothing!

You want to ask why?
Just because the veteran's surname is Li, even if the abbot discovered their origin by accident, he would not dare to attack them privately!
The reason for this is your product,

You take care!
And since then,
The abbot took a closer look at San Zan, almost to the point where he couldn't leave even an inch!

That's why when he heard that San Zan was going to Li Yuan's house, he would vomit blood angrily——

At this time,

San Zan, who avoided the abbot's blood attack, looked at his master with some puzzlement, scratched his head, which was like a light bulb, and asked suspiciously:

"Master, why do you say Miss Li is a monster?"

"Let me tell you, Master, she can do spells. Just last time we were in the woods, she turned into a big white tiger. It is white, fat, and big. This disciple probably can cook two or three pots! "

San Zang said excitedly, and showed off his biceps again, as if thinking of something, said with a bright eye:
"Master, you don't know, last time she turned into a white tiger to scare me, and wanted to throw me down and bite me, guess what..."

"Does the little white tiger dare to act fiercely in front of me? I put her down with a backhand. Riding her on her body was a violent blow. After a dozen times, she was pissed dry by me!"

Saying that, San Zan raised his fist, showing his strength, and ignored the old abbot's dark face, and continued to say triumphantly:

"Master, you don't know, she also said that I can make her very comfortable. If I want to be a hero riding a tiger for the rest of my life, she also wants to be a crotch/lower/white/tiger as a disciple for the rest of my life!"

Gum!

The old abbot, who had just swallowed a mouthful of old blood, suddenly felt a pain in his heart as his forehead bulged and his temples throbbed.
The strength in the body is like a herd of wild horses that have run wild, and instantly transformed into a hundred thousand out-of-control grass mud horses, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, they ran wildly——

Then,

puff,
The cassock on the abbot's body was torn apart by the inadvertently leaked air mechanism, revealing his pale golden skin, his body trembled violently as if being hit by a hammer, his eyes stared blankly at the sky,
puff!
A bloody arrow like a fountain shot directly into the sky five feet high, turning into a small rain of blood and swaying down——

with a puff,
The old abbot fell straight to the ground like a wooden stake!

Subsequently,

A phantom, invisible to mortals with naked eyes, appeared cursingly from this body——

"Fuck... I'm quitting, I'm going back to Lingshan, I can't take it anymore!"

"Who the hell told me that this is Jin Chanzi's reincarnation? Why the hell did he say he was a disciple of the Buddha, shit!"

"I don't do it anymore!"

Accompanied by this cursing voice, that illusory figure instantly soared into the sky and headed straight for the Western Spirit Mountain!

He was going to question Duobao Tathagata, how did he teach his disciples? !
……

at the same time,

Outside the temple, Li Yuanwai's family, after seeing the golden phantom, had a gloating smile on their faces. The Buddha they were looking at,

Almost manifested himself and subdued demons!

But he still didn't dare, because these evildoers have backers, backers he can't afford!

same,
Di Xin, an 'old farmer' outside Jiangzhou City, naturally also saw the figure soaring into the sky. Amidst his doubts, he casually counted,
The half cup of tea I just drank was sprayed out!

Although Di Xin is extraordinary,

But he won't watch Sanbu all the time, he just needs to make sure Sanbu doesn't die young!
but,
After he figured out what the three funerals did, he still couldn't help but rant!

After a while,
He twitched and looked at the sky, and said with relief: "Yuan Futong, this kid is much more alive than you, you can rest in peace!"

finished,

He looked in the direction of Mount Hua again, and said to himself, "Well, Yang Chan shouldn't blame Gu..."

After listening to the cows grazing outside the door,
Tilting his head and looking at the figure leaving quickly, he suddenly felt that the grass in his mouth was not fragrant...

(End of this chapter)