Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 889 Monks don't lie to monks, poor monks dare to swear to God on my Buddha...

"Oh? This turned out to be a treasure bestowed by Master Guanyin?"

The old abbot who thought he was wearing a golden hat, his eyes burst out again, and the greed in his heart also burst out at a speed of tens or hundreds of times in an instant.

now,

The old abbot looked at the ordinary but golden hat, and there was only one thought in his mind, and one voice was roaring crazily——

"Mine, mine, this is mine!"

but,
Just when the greed in the old abbot's heart was about to overwhelm his reason, the beret was suddenly picked up by Sanbuan, and then he stuffed it into his arms,
While watching the old abbot's heart trembling and his face showing confusion, he kept yelling words like 'violent waste, violent waste' in his heart!
As if seeing the disdain on San Zan's face, the old abbot pointed at the beret in San Zan's arms with trembling hands, and said with a heartbroken look:

"Eminent monk, that is the treasure bestowed by Guanyin. If you put it in your arms like this, isn't it disrespectful to Guanyin?!"

"Oh?"

San Zan looked at the beret. Before he could speak, the monkey jumped out and said in a mocking tone, "What kind of treasure is this? My master has an even more powerful treasure!"

"Oh?"

Hearing this, the old abbot stared suddenly, his eyes flashed, and asked subconsciously: "Is there any baby?"

"Yes, of course there is!"

The monkey grinned, turned out the brocade cassock in a few steps, and shook it a little——

Whoa!

The pearls and agates on the cassock almost blinded the abbot of Guanyin Temple!

Subsequently,

The old abbot stared, as if suffering from epilepsy, twitched and walked towards the brocade cassock, who was shaken by the treasures on the cassock to the point of tears,
But she couldn't bear to take her gaze away from the cassock even for a moment!

but,
Just when the old abbot was about to touch the cassock, the monkey put away the cassock directly, and then looked at the old abbot with sneering eyes,
that look,
It seems to be telling the old abbot——

you want
I won't give it!
The angry old abbot was born on the spot, and the three Buddhas were born, and smoke was born from the seven orifices!
but,
The old abbot, who regards the cassock as his life, has no resistance when facing the cassock of excellent material. Seeing the monkey preparing to put away the cassock,

Even disregarding his aging body, a hungry tiger jumped on the monkey!

On that corpse-like face, there was an expression of extreme madness, and he shouted loudly: "Give me, give me the cassock, mine... all mine!"

The old abbot said,

Only seeing the monkey turn around with a sneer, the hungry old abbot was like a stupid cat that fell from the second floor,
face down,
With a plop, he fell directly to the ground!
After two slight hums, he crawled up strangely like a spirit ape, ignoring the nosebleeds pouring out like a fountain,

Instead, he turned around quickly, and rushed towards the monkey viciously!

At this time,

An arm thicker than an ordinary person's leg suddenly lay across in front of the old abbot. The old abbot couldn't dodge in time, so he hung on that arm!
Subsequently,

Sanbu grabbed the back of the old abbot's neck with a look of disgust, like a chicken, picked it up easily, and threw it into the arms of the little novice in the distance!
Until then,

The old abbot, who was startled by the terrifying power of the third burial, just woke up, felt the sharp pain from his arm, and at the same time his heart was beating with fear,

What's more, Sanbuan's arm is as hard as steel, and he feels deep fear!

After a brief sobriety,

The old abbot looked at the three burials in front of him, clasped his hands together and saluted, and said in a pleading tone: "Eminent monk, can this cassock allow the poor monk to look at it for one night?"

"Watch?"

Sanbuan saw the old abbot's mischievous eyebrows and eyes, and his heart was like a mirror, but he didn't point it out, and he wanted to save him too!

So in the begging eyes of the old abbot, San Zan nodded and said: "The abbot is polite, of course you can watch it for one night!"

After hearing San Zan's words, the old abbot was overjoyed, then pointed to the quilt beret in San Zan's arms, and said again in a begging tone——

"The eminent monk, can you also give this enlightened hat to the old monk to wear!"

Speaking of which,
There was an awkward smile on the old abbot's face, then he pointed to his forehead and said: "The main reason is that the poor monk is getting old, his eyes are dim, and he wants to become smarter!"

"Good to say, good to say..."

Hearing these words, San Zan regained his energy in an instant, and after handing over the beret with the tight band to the old abbot, he said kindly:

"Old abbot, this thing will hurt a bit after wearing it, because it takes root when it touches the flesh, and the Buddha root enters the brain to unlock the spiritual wisdom of all spirits. After a day, you need special formulas to take it off!"

finished,

The third burial grabbed the Monkey King who was next to him, who kept pursing his lips and chuckling, and held it up in front of the old abbot, with a sincere expression on his face, he said heartily:

"It's like the poor monk, who was a stubborn monkey in the mountains ten years ago. After using this thing to enlighten his wisdom three times, he has wisdom not inferior to human beings!"

"Oh?"

Hearing this, the old abbot looked at the monkey in shock again, and then said excitedly: "What the eminent monk said, is it true?"

"Monks don't lie!"

After returning to the third burial ceremony, he was about to raise his left hand and raised three fingers, and said loudly: "The poor monk dares to use my Buddha to swear to the sky. If there are falsehoods, the poor monk's heart will collapse and there will be no hope of becoming a Buddha!"

"Alas... the eminent monk is impulsive, but the poor monk never thought of questioning the eminent monk!"

The old abbot hurriedly hugged San Zan's hand to prevent him from swearing to my Buddha, and then a humble smile appeared on his wrinkled face,

While clutching the enlightenment hat, he defended both ways: "Monks don't lie to monks, poor monks don't dare to question eminent monks, and eminent monks don't have to swear by the Buddha's heart!"

After hearing this,
Sanbu showed an angry expression of "You are very wrong", but it made the old abbot even more moved——

Take a look,

If you don't let him swear by the Buddha's heart, you will be impatient with me!
This is the eminent monk,
This is the Buddha heart that a Buddhist practitioner should have!
The two hundred and fifty-sixty years of Zen that I have practiced by myself has almost reached the belly of a dog!

At last,
The old abbot took his cassock and enlightened hat, and walked into his meditation room at the back, while the three burials and the monkey were taken to the wing room by the little novice!
After setting up the three burials and the monkeys, the little novice disappeared in the wing room as if flying, and went straight to the old abbot's Zen courtyard!

At this time,

The monkey quickly approached the third burial, and said in a low voice: "Master, the hoop is really for that old man, that old man is not like a good man!"

"You monkey, why do you take the heart of a monkey as your teacher's belly!"

San Zang glanced at the monkey displeased, and then whispered in his ear: "My master will pass on the mantra of the tight hoop to you. As long as you recite this mantra near the tight hoop, the tight hoop will take root. After a while, you can go and see if the old thing is on or not." !"

finished,

San Zan passed the curse to the monkey, and before the monkey left, he grabbed the monkey's tail and pulled it over violently.
He asked with a very serious expression: "Don't forget, the meritorious deeds of 'robbing the rich and helping the poor' I told you before I became a teacher..."

(End of this chapter)