Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning
Chapter 890 Boom!exploded...
Chapter 890 Boom!exploded...
"Master, don't worry, none of those worthless things will escape!"
The monkey looked at Sanbu's 'poor' gaze, grinned, and ran away without a trace.
to be frank,
In the sky, I am used to seeing fine nectar and jade liquid, heavenly stone emperor jade and so on, but for these gold, silver and jade objects in the mortal world, monkeys really look down on them!
So in the mouth of the three burials, these things can be called priceless, but in the eyes of the monkey, they are a pile of worthless rags!
Not long after,
The monkey quietly came to the old abbot's meditation room, and happened to overhear the voice coming from inside——
"Oh, this cassock is the real treasure. It's a pity that this thing is not mine, but it is owned by the eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. It really hurts the poor monk!"
"Master, why don't we find a way to imitate one overnight and leave this cassock here?"
"Hmph... You idiot, this cassock was bestowed by me, the Buddha, and the Buddha's light shines on it, even if it is put in a package, ordinary people can detect it, imitation? What do you use to imitate?"
"Master, since this cassock cannot be imitated, why not... Ka!"
Following the sound of the last voice, the voice in the abbot's monastery disappeared without a trace. Obviously, the people inside were moved!
After a while,
The old abbot's hoarse voice sounded from the monkey's ears again——
"It seems that this is the only way to do it. By the way, you go to the warehouse and bring the two barrels of kerosene. Monk Dongtu looks powerless, but in fact he is a powerful Vajra Toutuo. Don't Let him come out of the sea of fire alive!"
"Hello Master, just listen to me!"
With the sound of excitement, the monkey hiding on the roof saw a group of monks rushing out, heading straight for the third burial room.
Originally, Houzi wanted to inform the third burial, but when he thought of his master's ability, he still didn't move in the end!
At this time,
The monkey saw the old abbot in the wing room. After stroking the cassock for a while, he took out the beret again, with greedy eyes in his eyes,
The old abbot, who was touching the beret, said to himself with his halazi:
"Oh...the hat worn by the Buddha, this thing is a treasure. Unfortunately, I didn't get the formula to take off the treasure, but it doesn't matter, it will be mine from now on, hehe..."
The old abbot said greedily, and then slowly put the hat on his head, but piety and a grin appeared on his face, two completely opposite strange expressions!
The moment I put on the hat,
The old abbot even came to a bronze mirror, straightened it narcissistically, and said:
"The monks don't lie to the monks, the eminent monk, the poor monk just borrowed it for one night, but if you can't see the sun tomorrow, don't blame the poor monk for not returning the treasure to you, hehehe..."
After the old abbot finished speaking,
He suddenly felt a pain in his head, but he didn't feel too nervous. Instead, he stared and said excitedly, "It's rooted, it's rooted, hahaha... oh, it hurts..."
"Fuck you bastard Dongtu monk, why does it hurt so much, don't, don't...don't pinch..."
The old abbot, who suddenly showed pain, staggered and lay down on the ground with a thud, holding his head and howling in pain——
"Lied, don't shrink ... it's too tight, it's too tight, the poor monk is killed, ah ah ah ..."
"My head, my head is going to explode. What the hell is this shit, open your mind? I think it's going to kill me, ouch... my head..."
Click!
Click!
Click!
As the monkey on the roof kept chanting mantras, the shock and coldness in its eyes became more intense, and even the killing intent in its heart,
With the scarlet sparkle in its eyes, it keeps climbing up!
now,
The monkey stared at the old abbot whose brain was squeezed and deformed, and a clear circular depression appeared on his skull. Even the monkey felt a bit of shock!
original,
This is what will kill my grandson!
peeping leopard in the tube,
The monkey only recited the magic spell twice, and the old abbot's head was indented half a finger deep, and the skull was obviously cracked.
If it wears this thing, even if it is copper-skinned and iron-framed, if it is disobedient, it will become someone else's dog!
Click!
Thinking of this,
The monkey has vaguely guessed, who gave this to the third burial!
Don't say anything else,
Except for Duobao, no one has such a vicious magic weapon!
at the same time,
Because the hatred broke out in the monkey's heart, he chanted the mantra endlessly, and the old abbot's head was squeezed into a cracked gourd by the tight band!
At this time, the old abbot,
It hurts so bad I can't speak!
As the hoop became tighter and tighter, the endurance of the old abbot's head finally reached its limit. With a muffled sound of 'Peng',
The head of the old abbot, like a watermelon squeezed by a strong man with both hands, exploded with a bang——
Red and white splashed all over the room,
The other two rolled to the door with small tail (yi) eyeballs, and stared at the monkey above with a dead eye!
"Humph!"
Glancing at the old abbot whose head had exploded, the monkey's eyes flashed coldly, remembering the instructions of the third burial, thinking that the cassock and tight band were right under his nose,
I am not afraid of being stolen by anyone, so I went straight to the main hall of the Buddhist monastery, ready to turn a dark edge!
at this time,
Suddenly flames appeared in the distance, the monkey stared at it, and found that it was the courtyard where the third burial was located, and when he was about to go to put out the fire, his eyes widened.
A roar like thunder suddenly came from the Guanyin Temple, resounding through the void——
"Hey, the daring demon monk dared to attack the poor monk. Today, the poor monk will show mercy and personally send you to my Buddha to repent!"
Following the words of the three burials,
Seeing a figure with a Zen stick, the monkey jumped out of the side room with a jerk, and went straight to the little monks outside!
see,
The monkey, who was about to put out the fire, grinned slightly, and stopped caring about the three burials like a wolf and a tiger, but went straight to the main hall of the Buddhist monastery.
Steal the rich first and lay a good foundation for helping the poor in the future!
……
at the same time,
In Heifeng Mountain, twenty miles south of the Zen Temple, there is a Heifeng Cave. It is a black hole with no grass on the outside and magnificent waves inside——
In the black hole lives a blind black man who has become a fine man!
now,
The black bear spirit who was sleeping was suddenly awakened by the roar of Sanbuan, jumped up subconsciously, and quickly got out of the dark, long, and grassless black hole,
When I looked up, I happened to see a fire in the Buddhist temple in the distance!
Seeing this, the black bear spirit turned pale with shock: "Oh...why are these monks so careless and caught fire? Hey, because of the friendship with the old master for more than 200 years, my lord should go and help him!"
finished,
The black bear spirit then pinched the mantra, directly set up a demon cloud, and was about to fly towards the Buddhist monastery!
This black bear spirit is a kind monster. He has never harmed anyone since he cultivated it, so the monster aura he cultivated also exudes a neutral and peaceful atmosphere. He is a rare kindness!
but,
I don't know if the black bear spirit is really blind or just pretending to be blind. When he set up the demon cloud, he only looked at the Buddhist temple in the distance, so he didn't see a man in sackcloth standing in the grass in front of him.
Therefore,
When the black bear set up the demon cloud and was about to take off, it bumped straight into it——
bang,
He bumped into the Mai figure in front of him!
Then,
The black bear let out an 'ahh', and was sent back into the Batu Cave by a huge shock force...
(End of this chapter)
"Master, don't worry, none of those worthless things will escape!"
The monkey looked at Sanbu's 'poor' gaze, grinned, and ran away without a trace.
to be frank,
In the sky, I am used to seeing fine nectar and jade liquid, heavenly stone emperor jade and so on, but for these gold, silver and jade objects in the mortal world, monkeys really look down on them!
So in the mouth of the three burials, these things can be called priceless, but in the eyes of the monkey, they are a pile of worthless rags!
Not long after,
The monkey quietly came to the old abbot's meditation room, and happened to overhear the voice coming from inside——
"Oh, this cassock is the real treasure. It's a pity that this thing is not mine, but it is owned by the eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. It really hurts the poor monk!"
"Master, why don't we find a way to imitate one overnight and leave this cassock here?"
"Hmph... You idiot, this cassock was bestowed by me, the Buddha, and the Buddha's light shines on it, even if it is put in a package, ordinary people can detect it, imitation? What do you use to imitate?"
"Master, since this cassock cannot be imitated, why not... Ka!"
Following the sound of the last voice, the voice in the abbot's monastery disappeared without a trace. Obviously, the people inside were moved!
After a while,
The old abbot's hoarse voice sounded from the monkey's ears again——
"It seems that this is the only way to do it. By the way, you go to the warehouse and bring the two barrels of kerosene. Monk Dongtu looks powerless, but in fact he is a powerful Vajra Toutuo. Don't Let him come out of the sea of fire alive!"
"Hello Master, just listen to me!"
With the sound of excitement, the monkey hiding on the roof saw a group of monks rushing out, heading straight for the third burial room.
Originally, Houzi wanted to inform the third burial, but when he thought of his master's ability, he still didn't move in the end!
At this time,
The monkey saw the old abbot in the wing room. After stroking the cassock for a while, he took out the beret again, with greedy eyes in his eyes,
The old abbot, who was touching the beret, said to himself with his halazi:
"Oh...the hat worn by the Buddha, this thing is a treasure. Unfortunately, I didn't get the formula to take off the treasure, but it doesn't matter, it will be mine from now on, hehe..."
The old abbot said greedily, and then slowly put the hat on his head, but piety and a grin appeared on his face, two completely opposite strange expressions!
The moment I put on the hat,
The old abbot even came to a bronze mirror, straightened it narcissistically, and said:
"The monks don't lie to the monks, the eminent monk, the poor monk just borrowed it for one night, but if you can't see the sun tomorrow, don't blame the poor monk for not returning the treasure to you, hehehe..."
After the old abbot finished speaking,
He suddenly felt a pain in his head, but he didn't feel too nervous. Instead, he stared and said excitedly, "It's rooted, it's rooted, hahaha... oh, it hurts..."
"Fuck you bastard Dongtu monk, why does it hurt so much, don't, don't...don't pinch..."
The old abbot, who suddenly showed pain, staggered and lay down on the ground with a thud, holding his head and howling in pain——
"Lied, don't shrink ... it's too tight, it's too tight, the poor monk is killed, ah ah ah ..."
"My head, my head is going to explode. What the hell is this shit, open your mind? I think it's going to kill me, ouch... my head..."
Click!
Click!
Click!
As the monkey on the roof kept chanting mantras, the shock and coldness in its eyes became more intense, and even the killing intent in its heart,
With the scarlet sparkle in its eyes, it keeps climbing up!
now,
The monkey stared at the old abbot whose brain was squeezed and deformed, and a clear circular depression appeared on his skull. Even the monkey felt a bit of shock!
original,
This is what will kill my grandson!
peeping leopard in the tube,
The monkey only recited the magic spell twice, and the old abbot's head was indented half a finger deep, and the skull was obviously cracked.
If it wears this thing, even if it is copper-skinned and iron-framed, if it is disobedient, it will become someone else's dog!
Click!
Thinking of this,
The monkey has vaguely guessed, who gave this to the third burial!
Don't say anything else,
Except for Duobao, no one has such a vicious magic weapon!
at the same time,
Because the hatred broke out in the monkey's heart, he chanted the mantra endlessly, and the old abbot's head was squeezed into a cracked gourd by the tight band!
At this time, the old abbot,
It hurts so bad I can't speak!
As the hoop became tighter and tighter, the endurance of the old abbot's head finally reached its limit. With a muffled sound of 'Peng',
The head of the old abbot, like a watermelon squeezed by a strong man with both hands, exploded with a bang——
Red and white splashed all over the room,
The other two rolled to the door with small tail (yi) eyeballs, and stared at the monkey above with a dead eye!
"Humph!"
Glancing at the old abbot whose head had exploded, the monkey's eyes flashed coldly, remembering the instructions of the third burial, thinking that the cassock and tight band were right under his nose,
I am not afraid of being stolen by anyone, so I went straight to the main hall of the Buddhist monastery, ready to turn a dark edge!
at this time,
Suddenly flames appeared in the distance, the monkey stared at it, and found that it was the courtyard where the third burial was located, and when he was about to go to put out the fire, his eyes widened.
A roar like thunder suddenly came from the Guanyin Temple, resounding through the void——
"Hey, the daring demon monk dared to attack the poor monk. Today, the poor monk will show mercy and personally send you to my Buddha to repent!"
Following the words of the three burials,
Seeing a figure with a Zen stick, the monkey jumped out of the side room with a jerk, and went straight to the little monks outside!
see,
The monkey, who was about to put out the fire, grinned slightly, and stopped caring about the three burials like a wolf and a tiger, but went straight to the main hall of the Buddhist monastery.
Steal the rich first and lay a good foundation for helping the poor in the future!
……
at the same time,
In Heifeng Mountain, twenty miles south of the Zen Temple, there is a Heifeng Cave. It is a black hole with no grass on the outside and magnificent waves inside——
In the black hole lives a blind black man who has become a fine man!
now,
The black bear spirit who was sleeping was suddenly awakened by the roar of Sanbuan, jumped up subconsciously, and quickly got out of the dark, long, and grassless black hole,
When I looked up, I happened to see a fire in the Buddhist temple in the distance!
Seeing this, the black bear spirit turned pale with shock: "Oh...why are these monks so careless and caught fire? Hey, because of the friendship with the old master for more than 200 years, my lord should go and help him!"
finished,
The black bear spirit then pinched the mantra, directly set up a demon cloud, and was about to fly towards the Buddhist monastery!
This black bear spirit is a kind monster. He has never harmed anyone since he cultivated it, so the monster aura he cultivated also exudes a neutral and peaceful atmosphere. He is a rare kindness!
but,
I don't know if the black bear spirit is really blind or just pretending to be blind. When he set up the demon cloud, he only looked at the Buddhist temple in the distance, so he didn't see a man in sackcloth standing in the grass in front of him.
Therefore,
When the black bear set up the demon cloud and was about to take off, it bumped straight into it——
bang,
He bumped into the Mai figure in front of him!
Then,
The black bear let out an 'ahh', and was sent back into the Batu Cave by a huge shock force...
(End of this chapter)
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