Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 906 Tang Sanbu: But it’s okay to delay the trip for one night...

"Never received a bad review?"

Hearing this, Zhu Bajie was stunned.

It really wanted to ask, did Sanbu speak human language?

Does it hurt when slaughtering a pig?
Would the pig still tell him?

As for bad reviews?

The coffin sellers on the street don't seem to have received bad reviews. How do you explain this?

Looking at Zhu Bajie's pale face,
The monkey at the side couldn't help grinning, then jumped up to the third funeral, and said with a smile: "Master, something is wrong!"

"Uh-huh!"

San Zan, who didn't understand the meaning of the monkey's words at first, was stunned for half a breath, then suddenly looked at the monkey, his eyes widened.
Surprised eyes quickly emerged, almost streaming out of his eye sockets!

At this time,

The monkey grinned again, pointed to the compound on the mountainside, and said in a low voice, "Master, my old grandson's eyes are not for display. I didn't realize there was anyone here before!"

heard,

San Zan was overjoyed and said, "You mean... there are monsters here?"

finished,

Sanbu began to tidy up his clothes, and asked Zhu Bajie to fetch his magic crown and tin stick, like an ignorant boy who wanted to be married, he was so excited,
Seeing this scene,
The monkey grabbed San Zan's arm, smiled eccentrically and said, "Master, my old grandson didn't say there are monsters there!"

said,

Before the astonishment on San Zan's face became stiff, the monkey pointed to the building halfway up the mountain and said meaningfully:

"Master, the house that suddenly appeared was shrouded in auspicious clouds, and there was a faint flash of holy light. It is not the cave of monsters, and it is not the home of good deeds in the world, and the place where good fortune shines, so master..."

Speaking of which,

The monkey quietly patted the back of Sanbu's hand, and gave him a wink.

In a flash,

Three burials come back to life!
Oh.
Xiangyun?

Holy light?

Not a demon!

Inhuman!

think of this,
San Zan's complexion changed, and after exhaling white air from his nose, he rolled up his sleeves and said cursingly, "Knocking Li Nai is a leg, it's endless..."

said,

The third burial is going to climb the mountain, first to tear down the house, and then wrestle with this group of bodhisattvas and arhats who are full and have nothing to do!

but,
Before he could take two steps, he was grabbed by the monkey again, and he heard the monkey say: "Master, you just go up like this. If you lose your face, it won't be good to anyone. Why don't you play with them!"

"Playing?"

After hearing this, San Zan was stunned for a moment, then nodded, and thoughtfully said: "Well, beating children on rainy days is also idle, I think it's okay, let's go!"

finished,

The third funeral took the monkey and Zhu Bajie, whose head was full of 'shrimp and pig's heart' and 'big pot braised pork', and walked towards Zhuangzi halfway up the mountain.

When he came to the outside of the Zhuangzi, San Zan glared at Zhu Bajie fiercely with eyes full of warning, and then asked the monkey to knock on the door!

Sa!
The monkey got the instruction of the three burials, and came to the gate of the villa in an instant, raised his small fist and beat the solid wood gate in front of him!
Boom!
a muffled sound,
The 20-centimeter-thick gate shook violently, and then the four corners of the gate were fluffed with mud. The huge gate was like a drunk who was suffocated by a hammer.
bang,
It fell down neatly, splashing countless dust!
It alarmed the old lady who was transformed into Avalokitesvara inside and was waiting for the three burials!
At this time,

The monkey scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a chuckle: "Master...you used too much energy!"

At this time,
Sanbuan looked at the old lady with a livid face, and after she walked out with a cane, she shook her head indifferently and said:

"My Buddha is merciful. From the looks of it, this family doesn't look like someone who is short of money. It's just a door, and this family shouldn't take it to heart!"

"The elder has such a big heart!"

The old lady, who was almost pissed off, looked at San Zan with murderous eyes, and said bitterly: "Elder, knock on the door and knock on the door, destroying the door, are you here to kick the hall?"

The third burial replied: "Amitabha, the old lady's words are serious. The monks are all empty, how can they have the heart to compete!"

"The old body's door..."

"It must have been in disrepair for a long time, and the door frame is fragile, so it was knocked down by the poor monk's wretch!"

Sanbuan didn't wait for the old lady to finish speaking, and began to rush to answer.

And after finishing speaking, he looked at the old man in front of him with vigilant eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Old lady, your behavior is called Pengcier in Tang Dynasty, and you will be arrested by the government!"

"I……"

The old lady looked at the door hinge with thick adult arms and fresh broken marks, and after a long silence, she decided not to reason with this unreasonable person.

Instead, prepare to continue to implement your own plan!
then,

The old lady suppressed the anger in her heart, turned it into a smile, looked at Tang Sanzan and said with a smile; "So it's the eminent monk of Dongtu Tang, please... please come inside!"

What the fuck?

Are you not angry?
After Sanbu and Houzi looked at each other in surprise, they led the anxious Zhu Bajie into the courtyard without a gate.

After entering,

The old lady said that she also believed in Buddhism, and how pious she was, and in the end she got into trouble with her parents, saying that there were two beautiful daughters in the family, Yun Yun,

At last,
The old lady, who is about 35 years old and still has a charming charm, looked at Tang Sanbu and said with a smile: "Elder, it is a long way to go to the west, so why not settle down here and live happily!"

said,

The old lady purposely glanced behind a few people, let the two 'daughters' show their faces, and then continued:
"Elder, it just so happens that there is no man in my village. Although I am a mother, I am not very old. It just so happens that the elder and his party are also three people. If the elder is willing, after a hundred years, this Zhuangzi and Wanguan's family wealth will belong to the elder. ?”

When the old lady said this, she used the Buddhist mantra Lion's Roar,
As long as there is a little hesitation and turmoil in the hearts of the three burials, and the monkey and Zhu Bajie have some other thoughts, their Buddha heart and Dao heart will collapse.
of course,

She will be in danger if she uses the mantra, but she doesn't believe that Tang Sanzan and his party can shake her heart with a single word!
After all, he is a quasi-sage,
The two corpses are quasi-sages!

What scenes have never been seen, what kind of mantras have never been heard, there are people who can hurt him, but there are people who can shake his heart.
Not yet!

Therefore,
After the old lady finished saying this, she smiled and waited for Sanbu's answer.

no matter what the result is,

she is confident,

The last injured must be Sanbu!
Simultaneously,

Under the secret instruction of the old lady, her 'two daughters' also came out, showing off their graceful figures crazily in front of the three masters and apprentices,

At the same time, during the scratching/shoulding/scratching/posturing of "hee hee haha", I kept saying with the power of mantra, "Yes, elder, stay here, you can enjoy family happiness, and you can also get riches." "Come on, be happy" like this if,
Let's disturb San Zan's original intention!
but,
Just when the old lady was feeling complacent and thought that San Zan couldn't bear it, she suddenly saw San Zan standing up, looking at herself with clear eyes,

Said lightly: "Thank you, old lady, for your kindness. If old lady insists, the poor monk will do it!"

"In addition, the two apprentices of the poor monk, the monkey and the pig, don't have any feelings for human women, and the poor monk has a big appetite, and the baby is even bigger, so he faced the matter of being entrusted by the female benefactor and sacrificing his life to feed him later. , the poor monk has to come by himself!"

finished,

Regardless of the shocked and stunned expressions of the three women in front of him, San Zan turned to look at Monkey and Zhu Bajie, waved his sleeves, and said confidently:

"You two find a place to rest. Tomorrow morning, I will be able to inherit the old lady's ten thousand family fortune. It will only delay my trip for one night. It's okay, it's okay..."

(End of this chapter)