Reborn Shang Zhou, angry at the sage Nuwa at the beginning

Chapter 907 The monkeys are asleep, why is this pig still not sleeping? ? ?

Gum!

The old lady, who was about to watch the play, swallowed the blood up to her throat in one gulp, and then glanced at the 'two daughters' who also turned pale,
Silently wiped away the streak of blood dripping from the corner of his mouth, suddenly raised the teacup in his hand, and slammed it hard——

Snapped!
After the sound of the teacup breaking, the old lady stood up resentfully, with fierce eyes flashing, she stared at the sincere, confident and upright Tang Sanzan!
Gritting his teeth, he said, "Eminent monk? You are the only one who is still an eminent monk? Bah...you have completely disgraced the Buddhas of Buddhism!"

"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate!"

heard,

After the third burial hurriedly saluted, looking at the old lady who was about to leave in anger, she said loudly: "Old lady, you mock all the Buddhas as you mock them, why do you bring the poor monk with you?"

Pfft!
The old lady, whose nose was bleeding from being knocked on the ground, stared blankly ahead, not wanting to say a word!
At this time,

The 'daughter' transformed by Manjusri looked at Sanbu, and mocked indifferently: "What a eloquent monk Y, I don't know you..."

"Female benefactor, you are destined for me!"

San Zan interjected with a smile, interrupted the 'daughter''s words forcefully, and then said sincerely: "The poor monk is not only eloquent, but also very talented, look, the tip of the poor monk's tongue can touch the tip of his nose !"

said,

San Zan suddenly stuck out his tongue and licked the tip of his nose!
puff!
Seeing this, the eldest daughter transformed by Manjusri opened her mouth and sprayed out half a bowl of blood, and the clear light in her eyes was quickly covered by turbidity!

At this time,

San Zan looked at the woman vomiting blood, frowned and said, "Oh, what a pity... No, benefactor, why is your blood flowing on it?"

"Evil monk, shut up!"

At this time,

Puxian's youngest daughter spoke, she pointed at Sanbu's nose viciously, and cursed: "Get out of here, our family doesn't welcome you, an evil monk who is not as good as a beast!"

heard,

San Zan turned his head to look at the other party, and said with a worried face: "This little benefactor, insulting the person appointed by the Buddha to learn the scriptures, be careful to pull out your tongue hell!"

Youngest daughter: ...(⊙_⊙;)...I am Nima...

At this time,

San Zan rubbed the tip of his nose, and asked aggressively: "Young... little benefactor, you see that your old mother and your eldest sister can't do it anymore, can we get married and inherit the family property, can you..."

Just in the middle of San Zan's words,
Three voices full of anger, sharpness, and mixed with infinite hostility and murderous intent appeared in this house at the same time, resounding through the void——

"roll!!!"

in no time,

The third burial brought the monkey, Zhu Bajie, and the white dragon mule monk flying out of the air to salute, and was kicked out of the house in a state of embarrassment!

At this time,
San Zan looked behind him as if he still didn't give up, looked at the three figures in the main hall, and said loudly unwillingly:

"Three female benefactors, the poor monk dares to swear to my Buddha. The poor monk is indeed the eminent monk hand-picked by the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva to learn from the scriptures. No child deceives anyone. If the poor monk is not an eminent monk, wouldn't my Buddha and Bodhisattva be beaten five times by the heavens?" Thunder boom?!"

"The three female benefactors may wish to think about it. Money is something outside of the body. The poor monk sent you to heaven, and you put the ten thousand family wealth..."

boom!
Before Sanbu could speak, the ashen-faced old lady waved her hand, and the door that had been knocked down by the monkey punch suddenly stood up on its own,
It just so happened that the third funeral who was about to enter the door was blocked from the door!
Later,

San Zan came to the door and slammed on the door again, only to find that the door hadn't been shaken in the slightest, and there was a force protecting the entire compound,
This is a long sigh of relief!
Looking at the monkey who was happy from the beginning to the end, the worry in his eyes disappeared!
Subsequently,

He pointed at the monkey and cursed with a soft smile: "You monkey, if the gate hadn't been erected in the end to let the teacher confirm that they are not mortals, the teacher must put a hat on you and gag your mouth!"

"Hey hey hey..."

After hearing this, the monkey couldn't help being amused, and after jumping three steps, he smiled and said, "Master, even if my old grandson's cultivation is not at the peak, he can still recognize people, ghosts, immortals, and Buddhas!"

finished,

The monkey grinned again and said, "Master, you are really awesome!"

"nonsense!"

San Zan waved his hand, and said triumphantly: "What is this? Back then, you were still being suppressed when you were the teacher who made more than a hundred monks in the temple vomit blood for thousands of liters!"

finished,

Sanbu looked at the courtyard behind him again, shouted loudly and with all his strength: "Three benefactors, the poor monk will wait for you all night, think carefully!"

……

puff!
puff!
puff!
In the compound,
The three of them, who had just calmed down, trembled at the same time, spit out half a basin of blood each, and then slumped down on the chairs.

At this time,

The eldest daughter stared blankly at the sky, and said to herself, "Why can I still hear him?"

The younger daughter relieved her breath, and said almost collapsed: "I don't know, it's probably the monkey's fault!"

Before when they erected the gate to block San Zan and the others, they also blocked their voices,
Because the three Bodhisattvas,

I really don't want to hear that disgusting, angry, murderous voice!

same,
They didn't hear the conversation between Sanbu and the monkey just now!

At this time,
The old lady transformed by Avalokitesvara once again flashed a fierce light in her empty eyes, and said bitterly: "Tonight... use the dream technique to destroy these three evil animals!"

heard,

The 'daughter' transformed by Manjushri and Puxian looked at each other in shock, but finally nodded!
As long as they are asleep and their consciousness becomes less active,
The three bodhisattvas can easily display their supernatural powers, drag them into a dream to refine their minds, and even destroy their Taoist minds!
……

Night came,

Zhu Bajie, with a pale face, looked at the pot of boiling water in front of him, the barbecue grill next to him, and Sanbuan who smiled at him from time to time,
Zhu Bajie's heart directly touched his throat!
Gulping and swallowing the old phlegm, he couldn't swallow his heart into his stomach, but swallowed it so that he was terrified and terrified!
Thinking of the daytime of the third burial, Zhu Bajie panicked even more!

At this time,

Sanbu walked up to Zhu Bajie, patted him on the forehead, and said with a smile: "Go to bed early, and the sun will rise as usual tomorrow!"

finished,

San Zan, who just turned around, seemed to think of something, turned his head again, looked at Zhu Bajie out of the corner of his eye, and said casually:
"You don't need to pay attention to what the teacher said during the day, because the teacher is not such a narrow-minded person!"

"It's like your senior brother always provokes you as a teacher, and the teacher didn't put the deadly tights on his head, didn't you!"

After saying this,

Sanbu then turned his back to Zhu Bajie, went back to lie down next to the barbecue grill, and fell asleep comfortably!
And then,
Zhu Bajie looked at Monkey King who hung himself on the top of a tree, pulled out a few monkey hairs and turned into a little monkey, who was guarding by his side all night, his face became even paler!

Nima,

Are you not wearing it for monkeys?
You didn't find a chance!

Not long ago, Sun Wukong told it that after the battle at the mouse head in Huangfengling, one night, the monkey fell asleep and was suddenly awakened by palpitations.
open your eyes,

I saw San Zan standing in front of him, staring at his forehead, still holding something in his arms!
Since,

The monkeys will not sleep on the ground after being killed, and will release little monkeys to guard the surroundings!
think of this,
After swallowing a mouthful of old phlegm with a pale face, Zhu Bajie collapsed on the ground with a plop!

Looking at the big cauldron not far away and the burning barbecue grill, Zhu Bajie's cold sweat broke out all of a sudden,
In a trance,
It seems to see what is cooking in the pot, and what is roasting on the grill. It smells so fragrant!

……

midnight,

I don't know how many times I looked at the old lady outside through the crack of the door, turned my head in confusion, and looked at the eldest daughter beside me,
Pointing to the outside, he kept raking his butt with a nine-toothed nail, and all of them produced 81 bloody holes, Zhu Bajie,

He frowned and asked, "Didn't you release the sleepy bug that can make Da Luo fall asleep? Even the monkey who has practiced eight or nine profound arts has fallen asleep. Why hasn't this pig fallen asleep?"

(End of this chapter)